Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (69a)
On that day, we were climbing up a hill, and we were quite touched, so I took advantage of the rest space to chant: Ah! Shu Road is difficult to be in the mountains and blue sky! Brother Monkey said: Fart, look up, we are about to reach the top of the mountain! I looked up and saw that it was really true, it seemed that the expression was wrong, so I changed another poem and said: Thousands of mountains and birds fly away, and thousands of people disappear. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, aren't we human? I said, Senior Brother Sha, don't be like this, okay? Brother Monkey bullied me, you can't bully me too! Senior Brother Sha smiled and said: That's good! All right!
At this time, it was about noon, the sun was like fire, and sweat was flowing all over his body. I said: Brother Monkey, this kind of weather is relatively easy to suffer from heat stroke, let's find a shady place to rest! Brother Monkey looked into the distance and said: We can't just rest here, we have to find someone quickly, you look at the front as if there is no one, it is estimated that even if you walk for half a day, you may not be able to find a place to spend the night; To be on the safe side, we'll have to keep walking until we find someone! After finishing speaking, Brother Monkey took the lead in front of him, so I had no choice but to follow Brother Monkey and them.
When I went down the mountain, it was relatively easy, and I even had the idea of rolling down, but then I thought it was not safe, so I dismissed it. Walking and walking, suddenly, the monkey brother who was walking at the front of the line shouted. I said: Brother Monkey, what's wrong with you? Surprised? Brother Monkey said, Nerd Senior Brother Sha, hurry up, there will be someone in front of you.
Seriously? Senior Brother Sha asked as he ran. When I heard that someone was home, I hurriedly ran forward, and while looking, I asked, "Where?" Brother Monkey pointed to the depths of the jungle and said, "Look, isn't that the corner of a house?" Looking in the direction pointed out by Brother Monkey, I could see a house looming there. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, it's really true! Let's get over there! Brother Monkey said: Don't worry, Senior Brother Sha, you go ahead to inquire first, and by the way, let them be mentally prepared. Senior Brother Sha agreed, and then ran forward.
Brother Monkey said as he walked: Idiot, can you hurry up? I'm coming! Here it comes! After that, he hurriedly took two more steps. The strange thing is that until we walked to the outside of the courtyard of the house, we still didn't see Senior Brother Sha come out. I said that this Senior Brother Sha was too selfish, and the master must have entertained him with delicious food, but he forgot about us...... Just as I was talking, I was suddenly stopped by Brother Monkey. I said: What's wrong with Brother Monkey? Brother Monkey sighed and said: There seems to be something wrong in the room in front of you, why is there no sound at all? I listened to it, and it was true, although the lights were brilliant, there was really no sound at all, not even the sound of chickens and dogs.
We cautiously walked to the gate of the courtyard and looked inside, but saw that the doors were all open, but there was still no figure in sight. Senior Brother Sha! Senior Brother Sha! Brother Monkey is calling. But there was no sound in the house. Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Oh no! Brother Monkey thought for a while and said to me: Idiot, you stay outside first, and wait for my grandson to go in and have a look. I said Brother Monkey, be careful, don't fall into it.
After finishing speaking, Brother Monkey dodged in, and then disappeared from my sight. The surroundings seem to be quiet, and the atmosphere makes people feel creepy. Ping Pong, Ping Pong. Suddenly, there was a sound of fighting in the house, and then I heard Brother Monkey shouting: Idiot! Come in and help! Nerds! Hearing Brother Monkey's shout, I was excited, and immediately pulled out my legs and ran inside, and replied as I ran: Brother Monkey! The old pig is coming!
When I entered, I had already seen Brother Monkey retreat to the door. Brother Monkey turned around and said to me: Idiot, don't come in, just stand in the yard! Oh! I should admit it. Looking through the crack in the door, you can faintly see a man in green cloth fighting with Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey tried his best to drag the man out, but the man refused to come out of the yard for anything, so Brother Monkey and the man kept pestering there. Brother Monkey, do you want to help? I asked. Brother Monkey said no, you just stand there, idiot, Lao Sun will get him out in a while, and the two of us will deal with him together. After saying this, Brother Monkey went into the house again. Brother Monkey finally saw clearly when he went in, it turned out that it was a Taoist priest who was fighting with Brother Monkey in the house, and he was relatively young. Just as I was fascinated, a dark shadow suddenly flew out of the house, and then I heard a "poof" sound, and then someone fell to the ground in front of me. When I looked closely, it was the Taoist priest. Get him! Brother Monkey shouted at me as he ran out of the house. Oh! I immediately lunged forward, crouching down to catch the Taoist priest. But before I could touch his collar, I saw the Taoist priest turn over and get up, and then straighten up, and a sweeping leg beckoned.
Fortunately, the old pig also likes to sweep the legs, so it is not difficult to dodge, so I jumped up and dodged. At the moment when the Taoist priest hit the sweeping leg, Brother Monkey rushed up, flew up and kicked the Taoist priest's head, and immediately, the Taoist priest fell down after screaming "oops". Brother Monkey said: Idiot, hurry up and go in to save Senior Brother Sha, it seems that you are in a room in the back, you have to move quickly, this guy is quite powerful.
Good! I agreed, and then ran into the house. I had just entered the door, and I only heard an "ah" call, and then a figure fell in front of me, blocking my way. It's still that Taoist priest! It seems that Brother Monkey is quite correct when he says that he is powerful. As soon as I reacted, the Taoist priest grabbed me, and I dodged and took a step inside. The Taoist priest wanted to continue to stop me from advancing, and then Brother Monkey rushed in from the outside, and the Taoist priest couldn't take care of each other, so I went in very smoothly.
I searched all the way along a corridor, and now I know that the scale of the house that is not much from the outside is not small! Senior Brother Sha! Senior Brother Sha! I shouted as I walked. When I walked to the middle of the corridor, I suddenly heard Senior Brother Sha's answer: Second Senior Brother! Is that you? Senior Brother Sha? Where are you? The old pig has saved you! I said. Second Senior Brother, you take a few steps further, and I'm in this room with a red door frame! Senior Brother Sha's voice came again. I took two more steps, and sure enough, I saw a red door frame.
Push the door, but it doesn't open; Push hard, still not open; So I flew up and kicked it out, and the door opened. It was very dark in the room, and it was impossible to see where Senior Brother Sha was. Second Senior Brother! Senior Brother Sha's voice came, and I searched for the voice, but I saw Senior Brother Sha, who was tied to a pillar at this time. I untied the rope and said, "Senior Brother Sha, why were you arrested by others?" The old pig still thinks that you are greedy and enjoying yourself! Senior Brother Sha said: Alas, I didn't expect to be caught by the Taoist priest as soon as I came in, as if he knew in advance that I was coming. I said that he knows our details, so we have to be careful.
After untying the rope, we were about to go out, but the Taoist priest suddenly appeared in front of us again. Where to go! The Taoist priest shouted loudly, and then flew towards us, and there was an extra long sword in his hand. Senior Brother Sha, you go first, and the old pig can get him! I said to Senior Brother Sha and greeted him, facing the Taoist priest. There was a "poof" sound, and my shirt was immediately cut by a long sword.
Yes! I screamed, but when I looked back, I realized that the long sword had not hurt my body, it turned out to be a false alarm. Brother Monkey also came in, and while rushing towards the Taoist priest, he said to Senior Brother Sha: Senior Brother Sha! Let's go together, Lao Sun doesn't believe that the three of us can't handle you as a Taoist! Be! Senior Brother Sha, who was standing next to him, agreed, and then flew up and pounced. In this way, the Taoist priest seemed to be powerless, and he was forced back several steps by us several times in a row.
Finally, the Taoist priest stood with his back against a pillar and looked at us with fierce eyes. Brother Monkey smiled and said: You Taoist priest is not bold, you dare to plot against us! I have to teach you a lesson today! Then Brother Monkey planned to fly again. I grabbed Brother Monkey, and Brother Monkey asked: What's wrong? I said: Brother Monkey, we have to ask who he is and what he is doing with us, so that the fight is justified! Brother Monkey thought about it, and probably felt that what I said made sense, so he said to the Taoist priest: Where is the Taoist priest? Hurry up and sign up! What is the purpose of the plot?
The Taoist priest laughed coldly, and then said: I am known as the Taoist Master of Destiny, and I have practiced for many years again; Some time ago, I heard a distant senior brother say that there will be a few Vajra immortal bodies from Lingshan who are going to the end of the mysterious space to pass here, saying that eating their flesh can increase a thousand years of cultivation, and now looking at your appearance, it must be.
Brother Monkey smiled and said, "Do you want to eat our meat?" He said, "Yes, not only will I eat your flesh, but I will also drink your blood and make soup from your bones!" Brother Monkey smiled and said: Brother, you are so uninteresting, you actually listen to slander, you are really a smart person in vain! No more nonsense! The head of the Yuan Ming Dao said sharply: Today I will eat you! Brother Monkey said: Brother, you really don't know the sky, have you ever heard of our awesomeness? Of course! The Elder said, "But today I want to be taught." Brother Monkey said: This is easy, why don't we go to the yard and have a showdown? Please! The head of the circle made a gesture of please.
Brother Monkey took the lead and walked outside, but at the moment I turned around, I suddenly caught a glimpse of the Circle Life Dao Elder flying towards us, and the speed was abnormal. Brother Monkey! I shouted, and then turned around and said, "The stinky Taoist priest is here!" Bang! I threw my fist right at the head of the Circle Destiny Dao Chief, and he fell. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha had already turned around at this time, and when they saw this situation, they planned to besiege it, but when they arrived at the Circle Destiny Dao Chief, they suddenly stood up again, and then flew out at a lightning speed.
When we reacted, the Circle Life Dao Leader was already standing in the courtyard, ready for battle. Brother Monkey flew out first and scolded: "Okay, you stinky Taoist, you actually hurt people with secret arrows!" Look at how my grandson cleans you up today! I and Senior Brother Sha then also went out, and the three of them surrounded the Circle Life Dao Elder in a zigzag shape. Brother Monkey made a move, and then I and Senior Brother Sha also made a move, and the three of them surrounded the Circle Life Dao Chief from three different angles, and I thought that unless the Yuan Life Dao Chief had three heads and six arms, he would be attacked by at least one of us.
The three of us attacked almost at the same time, and the three of us attacked the Circle Life Dao Leader in an upper, middle and lower posture, so even if he had a long sword to support him, it would not pose a threat to us. Just when I was proud that the three of us were connected and cooperated seamlessly, I suddenly saw the Circle Destiny Dao Leader take out two iron rings slightly larger than fists from his back pocket, and then he blew a breath, and immediately, a raging fire burned on the two iron rings! It was quite sudden, so the three of us stopped in an instant, and then we stopped around the Circle Destiny Dao Elder a step away from him.
Hahaha! Seeing that we had stopped, the Circle Destiny Daoist smiled very proudly and said: Let you taste the power of my invincible Hot Wheels today! Invincible Hot Wheels? I said, brother, you seem to be a generic name, right? Look at the moves! The Circle Destiny Dao elder shouted, and then threw out the two invincible Hot Wheels in his hands. I saw that the surroundings immediately lit up, and then I saw the two invincible Hot Wheels as if they had eyes, coming in the direction of Brother Monkey and me. Brother Monkey shouted at Senior Brother Sha while dodging: Senior Brother Sha! Hurry up and attack the Stinky Daoist! What about his mantras! I glanced out of the corner of my eye, and sure enough, I saw that the mouth of the Circle Destiny Dao was chattering, and the two invincible Hot Wheels seemed to move according to the rhythm of his mouth, going up and down.
Got it! Senior Brother Sha agreed, and then pounced towards the Circle Destiny Dao Chief. "Whew" sounded, and immediately, Brother Monkey's tiger skin skirt caught fire, and it had the potential to burn the prairie fire. Brother Monkey immediately jumped up. I said: Brother Monkey, hurry up and take off the tiger skin skirt! Brother Monkey suddenly realized, and really took off the tiger skin skirt. It's not easy for me either, the Hot Wheels are like a long-range homing missile, and I'm the target set in it. It is said that Senior Brother Sha's side has already attacked to the Circle Life Dao Chief. Just when Senior Brother Sha's fist almost touched the head of the Circle Life Dao Chief, suddenly, the two invincible Hot Wheels who were enthusiastically chasing me and Brother Monkey just now turned around and headed towards Senior Brother Sha. Senior Brother Sha! Be careful! I immediately shouted. Senior Brother Sha was facing away from us at the time, and he was entangled with the Elder of the Circle Life Dao.
Senior Brother Sha reacted, but it was too late, because as soon as he turned around, the two Hot Wheels had already fallen on him. Immediately, a whirring fire also burned on Senior Brother Sha's body, and Senior Brother Sha kept beating while jumping. Brother Monkey, you haven't done it yet, Brother Monkey is still saving his tiger skin skirt.
Seeing this, I immediately rushed over and shouted for Senior Brother Sha to take off his clothes. The Circle Destiny Dao Master made a move at this time, and kicked Senior Brother Sha away half a second before me, and took the two invincible Hot Wheels in his hands. Poof! Senior Brother Sha finally settled down and fell to a place a foot away from us. The fire on Senior Brother Sha's body has not been extinguished, and it is burning more and more. Senior Brother Sha! I shouted, then turned around and ran in the direction of Senior Brother Sha. Nerds! Watch the back! Brother Monkey's voice suddenly came.
I thought that it must be the Circle Destiny Dao Chief's sneak attack, but I didn't turn back immediately, but squatted down first, rolled on the spot and flashed to the side, and then stood up and saw clearly, it was indeed the Circle Destiny Dao Chief's sneak attack, and I saw a Hot Wheels falling. The Circle Destiny Dao Captain flew forward and grabbed the Hot Wheels in mid-air. Brother Monkey ran over to me and said, "Idiot, hurry up and help Senior Brother Sha!" This Taoist priest will be handed over to me. stood up and was about to run, only to find that the Circle Life Dao Chang once again threw out the invincible Hot Wheels in his hand and flew towards me and Brother Monkey respectively.
Yes! Senior Brother Sha let out a miserable scream, and the raging fire had already surrounded his entire body. Hahahaha, the head of the circle laughed smugly. Obviously, we can't get out of the way to save Senior Brother Sha, because the fire on the Hot Wheels in front of us is more fierce than the previous two times, and we can still hear the sound of whirring. Just as I was dodging left and right, I suddenly found that Brother Monkey's buttocks were on fire, but Brother Monkey didn't seem to know at all! Brother Monkey! Watch out for you! I shouted as I dodged. Brother Monkey looked back at it, and immediately groaned after reading it, and then sat on the ground.
Whew, there was another sound, and I saw that the fire on the buttocks had not been completely extinguished, and the back of Brother Monkey was on fire again. I don't even have a chance to shout this time, because I have now retreated to the wall, and there is no way to escape, and if I don't think of a way in time, I'm afraid that even I will have to be planted in it.
Suddenly, I had an idea, and when I entered the room, didn't the head of the Circle of Destiny have to take back the Hot Wheels? It was a good idea, so I slammed the door open and rolled in. Sure enough, the Hot Wheels stopped outside the door, and then they were taken back by the Circle Destiny Chief.
Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha outside were still desperately trying to extinguish the fire on their bodies, but the fire was too fierce and they often couldn't take care of each other, so the fires on their bodies were one after another. My brother is in trouble, and the old pig can't be saved from death, so I opened the door again and prepared to go out. As soon as the front foot stepped out of the door, the invincible Hot Wheels in the hands of the circle flew in the direction of me again, and the leader of the circle life himself also flew over with the invincible Hot Wheels.
Seeing this, I hurriedly closed the door again, but the two invincible Hot Wheels stopped in front of the door, and then they were held in the hands of the Circle Destiny Dao Chief. Come out! Pig's head, pig's brain, pig's tail! The Circle Leader shouted outside. I looked out through the crack in the door, and saw that the Elder of the Circle Life Dao was standing at the door angrily, and in the distance, Brother Monkey was still struggling, but Senior Brother Sha was just lying there quietly. I couldn't think about it anymore, so I picked up a stick behind the door, opened it, and rushed out quickly.
Seeing that I was going out, the Circle Destiny Dao Leader raised his hand again, and then threw the invincible Hot Wheels over. I raised my stick and smacked one of them to the door. Immediately, a fire broke out in the room. The Circle Leader became angry, and then threw out his second Invincible Hot Wheels. "Pop" this time I aimed more accurately, and then punched it into the room again.
Call!!! The Invincible Hot Wheels landed on a quilt and burst into flames.