"Lao Tzu has a mushroom intestine"

"Lao Tzu has a mushroom intestine"

As soon as the sausage monopoly official announces a new product, it invites relevant experts to test it and conduct the first wave of tasting.

Now listen to the famous expert Tang Xiaosi to make on-site comments:

"Oscar, Nidaye's, I'll just say find a fire attribute soul beast to fuse with your martial soul, so that at least you can produce a roasted sausage, look at you now!"

"What's wrong with me now? Look at my mushroom intestines, don't you think it's very distinctive?" Oscar held up his mushroom intestines one by one.

Looking at the top of the sausage that protruded all around, an umbrella-shaped mushroom head was formed, and the mushroom cover resembled the cockscomb of a phoenix-tailed cockscomb snake, and it was blood-red.

But senior commentator Tang Xiaosi felt indifferent to this: "Bad reviews, first, it has no chicken flavor, and second, it does not have the umami taste of mushrooms." ”

"I go, can't you see what's inside? First, it escaped from the extremely rare soul beast phoenix-tailed cockscomb snake, and it was produced from the thousand-year-old soul ring, you must know that the soul skill effect of the thousand-year-old soul ring is generally not bad" Oscar began to add points to his products.

Tang Xiaosi, an expert in charge of food safety, seems to be a little moved.

And Oscar continued to defend himself after discovering that his words were useful, and his voice was proud:

"This mushroom intestine of mine is the third soul skill, and the effect is flying."

This effect won unanimous praise from the tasters present (next to Tang San, Dai Mubai and others).

The tasters' smiles that had been watching the show came to an abrupt end, and then they were stunned.

"The soul skill auxiliary ability is flying, it wasn't that it didn't have before, but at least it's all in the sixth soul skill, you are only the third soul skill, your future development is unlimited, I used to underestimate the world, I apologize to you." Oscar's ability won the respect of Ning Rongrong, the taster of the Seven Treasures Glazed Pagoda, who has the world's number one auxiliary martial spirit.

Ning Rongrong couldn't help but wonder, could he really be the worst one among the Shrek people?

"Ahem", sausage monopoly manufacturer Oscar won back a city in the food tasting, looking at the surprise of the tasters, as well as the will of the authoritative expert Tang Xiaosi wavered, coughed twice, and couldn't help but say proudly:

"That, I haven't finished talking yet, my third soul ring skill is, fly for a minute."

Taster Dai Mubai: "This slut's skin is tight, right?" Speak loudly and panting. ”

Taster Ma Hongjun: "Not only is the skin tight, I feel that we should scrap his production machine, so that the brand of sausage monopoly will disappear from the market, anyway, we still have two auxiliary soul masters, although it is not the food department, but one is the world's first auxiliary martial soul, backed by the world's first manufacturer Qibao Liuli Sect, and the other is an authoritative expert whose output depends on A and auxiliary dual ability explosion, and there should be no problem with him." ”

Taster Xiao Wu: "Seconded!"

"Seconded!" ×5

"No, I protest, flying for a minute is also flying, after all, flying skills are rare." Oscar retorts.

Taster Dai Mubai has a lot of experience: "Protest rejection, protest is invalid, do you dare to protest?" Do you know what it means to fly for one minute? This means that if you encounter a slightly wider river, you may not be able to fly across it if you are not careful. ”

Authoritative expert Tang Xiaosi suddenly interjected: "Then the question is, you Ma Ma and your lover fell into the river at the same time, who will you save first?"

"Uhhh This topic has been discussed. There was an embarrassed look in everyone's eyes, and they all chose to skip this eternal proposition.

"A bunch of scum." Authoritative expert Tang Xiaosi accidentally fired a map cannon.

Everyone: "You have the ability, you say→_→"

Tang Xiaosi: "Will I not know?" But my wisdom comes from great book friends. ”

"Let's continue my product discussion, the effect of my mushroom intestine is only half of it, it turns out that this skill of mine is not so chicken, my third soul ring is from the phoenix-tailed cockscomb snake, the soul skill is naturally related to it, eat my mushroom intestine, you can fly at the speed of the phoenix-tailed cockscomb snake for a minute."

A smug look flashed with colorful light in the peach blossom eyes of the sausage monopoly Oscar, and he continued: "Let's conduct a simple data analysis, what is the visual speed of the cockscomb snake?"

At this time, Bing Qingyujie, a connoisseur known as the Encyclopedia of Soul Beasts, said: "The speed of the phoenix-tailed cockscomb snake is at least 120 kilometers per hour, so the speed of one minute is 2 kilometers, that is to say, after eating this mushroom intestine, it can fly at least two kilometers regardless of the terrain." ”

The stunned gaze appeared in the eyes of the tasters again.

This skill is so strong that they have to do this, and finally specially invited the audit expert to nod with satisfaction: "This skill is good, in case of danger, you can fly at a top speed of two thousand meters, and finally did not waste our energy in vain, how many mushroom intestines can you produce at present?"

Sausage monopoly Oscar: "With my current soul power, I can directly produce ten." ”

The tasters, you look at me, I look at you, and finally nodded to each other, well, eight people, enough points, and two surpluses.

However, in the end, the power of life and death whether it can be listed is still in Tang Jun's hands

After thinking for a long time, Tang Jun made a final decision: "It can be listed, but in the future, we should try to consider fire-attribute soul beasts, after all, the grilled sausage is still the best-seller." ”

"Seconded" ×7

Taster Tang San seemed to have a whim, thought of new product research and development ideas, and sat down cross-legged.

Tang San has special rights in this team, after all, he is the elder brother of Tang Xiaosi, a famous expert in power.

"Wait until the third brother finishes cultivating before leaving!"

The second middle school waved his hand, and Tang Xiaosi also sat down.

Everyone is also cultivating, after all, time is racing against time, if you don't cultivate, you may be surpassed by others, this cultivation workplace is so cruel.

Time passed minute by minute, and just as it slipped away quietly, Tang San stood up again.

Everyone got up and wanted to leave, Tang San announced: "Maybe I have to trouble everyone again, I'm level thirty, and I still need a soul ring." ”

Oscar, who was on a test flight, fell from the sky

Zhao Wuji glared at Tang San

Ma Hongjun, the fat man, opened his mouth wide and tried to open his little eyes

Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong's two pretty faces had four more cute dimples, and they were all stunned

Xiao Wu hugged Tang San excitedly.

"Congratulations on breaking Oscar's record of 14-year-old Soul Venerable, breaking the record that Shrek Academy has just refreshed, what is your exact birth time, junior? I'm going to be accurate to the time of the month. Zao Wou-Ki said excitedly.

Tang San said without hesitation: "Twelve years and seven months"

"Then I was born more than ten seconds less than the third brother, and I have already been a soul venerable, didn't I refresh the record of Shrek Academy? Why not me?" Tang Xiaosi said that his heart was unbalanced.

"The dean told me a long time ago that all your actions are not recorded for the time being, we can't compare with youkai, you tell me how much soul power you have?" Zao Wou-Ki asked.

"Uh, thirty-two." Tang Jun was stunned.

"Look, aren't you embarrassed by future generations? So Xiaosi, sometimes the proper concealment of history is an encouragement to future generations, and the consequences of not concealing it may be a blow. Zao Wou-Ki said bitterly.

"Seconded"

"Seconded"

……

Until there was a ninth "second".

"It's good that you agree with yourself, I'm afraid you're emotional." Zao Wou-Ki thought it was Tang Jun himself, so he patted Tang Ju's shoulder with relief.

"I agree with a ball, I tell you, you can't be so shameless." Tang Jun was about to cry.

"Who said the ninth tone?"

When everyone was questioning, the voice suddenly sounded like a bell:

"I said it!"

The group only saw a big eye more than half a person tall, gradually rising behind Tang Jun, gradually revealing its huge body.