When we came out of the old man's house, we deliberately brought a lot of food with us, because according to the old man, there is still a long way to go before we can find someone's house. Of course, when the old man said this, I was very happy in my heart, so naturally I pretended and pretended until the burden was bulging. Senior Brother Sha persuaded him: Second Senior Brother, don't take so much, the chicken legs will be bad in a day if you take them on the road. What am I afraid of, the old pig solves them all in a day, so there will be no trouble? Senior Brother Sha smiled and said, "You can't help it, Second Senior Brother."

Because there is only this one road before and after, so you can see passers-by coming and going along the way, so you can also find out that there is a market about twenty miles away, and at this time it is late, and you don't need to think about it to know that you can't catch up, so Brother Monkey said to us: We will spend the night in the jungle tonight! I'm not afraid of spending the night in the jungle, but I'm afraid of poisonous snakes and beasts when I fall asleep. Senior Brother Sha joked and said What are you afraid of, Second Senior Brother, wouldn't it be okay if you put those chicken legs around us in a circle? The poisonous snake and beast will definitely leave after eating the chicken legs. I thought it was a good idea, but based on the current situation, it is estimated that those chicken legs are only enough to fill the belly of my old pig.

Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha have already laid down, and I am still eating chicken legs there, Brother Monkey said: Idiot, don't eat it, it will be dawn if you eat it again! I'm going to say it's coming, and there are five more!

Brother Monkey and Brother Sha both chose to sleep under a big tree, but after thinking about it, I felt unsafe, so I finally came up with a brilliant idea, which was to decide to spend the night on the branch.

When Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha heard about my idea, they couldn't help laughing.

Brother Monkey said that you idiot can figure it out, that tree is a place to sleep?

If nothing else, what if you roll over and roll down while sleeping? Senior Brother Sha said yes, Second Senior Brother, let's sleep on the ground with us. I refused, saying that there were ants on the ground and that it was not safe. In the end, Brother Monkey completely lost his patience and said: Idiot, you can toss slowly by yourself, Lao Sun is going to sleep.

Although I didn't want to sleep on the ground with Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey's suggestion was still very pertinent, so in the end, I thought about it and thought of a good solution, that is, after going up, tie my body with vines, so that it wouldn't fall off.

That's what I think, and that's what I do.

Although it was not very comfortable, he could always feel a sense of security, so the old pig slept soundly that night.

When I got up the next morning, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha got up before me, and Senior Brother Sha called me below: Second Senior Brother! Second Senior Brother! Get up! I was about to turn over, only to find that I couldn't move at all, only to realize that I was tied to a tree.

Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha both snickered when they saw me like this. I said, what are you laughing at, you haven't called you to sleep like this? It's called a premium hammock! Do you understand? Senior Brother Sha said okay, it's a high-level hammock, come down quickly, we're on our way.

I took off the burden hanging on the branches, took out some baked cakes, steamed buns and soy milk and handed them to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, and I went to touch the chicken leg in my pocket, because Brother Monkey said that he would not eat it, and Senior Brother Sha said that he was afraid of smelling, so in the end I had to eat it alone. Not to mention, the chicken thighs that were left overnight really didn't taste like that.

After breakfast, I was ready to leave, but it wasn't until I was about to stand up that I realized that I didn't know when my body joints couldn't move, and they were all straight. So I asked Senior Brother Sha to pull me along. Senior Brother Sha said, Second Senior Brother, if you slept like that last night, it's no wonder this situation happened; But as far as I know, if ordinary people sleep like that, it's easy to dislocate, but fortunately, second senior brother, you have a strong body.

Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, you just ignore him and let him sleep by himself, so that you can know that we didn't harm him. Although I wanted to say two words of rebuttal, my whole body muscles were paralyzed, and I didn't even want to move my mouth. But gradually, it got better, and the joints of the whole body moved again.

After walking for about half a day, a long group of houses finally appeared in front of me near noon, densely packed with houses, which seemed to be the bazaar that the old man had called. I said that now it is okay, and I can finally have a place to take a good shower and sleep well.

Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun has no money!

I didn't believe it, so I ran to him, tore a hair from him, and said, "Isn't this money?" Brother Monkey blew a breath, and as a result, that hair really turned into a new stack of banknotes. I said Brother Monkey is not good, can you make them a little older? New banknotes are most likely to be suspected of being fake. Brother Monkey said What are you afraid of, our banknote is real, don't believe you try it with a money detector? Senior Brother Sha said, Second Senior Brother, you still don't know Senior Brother's ability? Rest assured, it must be true.

When you look closer, you realize that it is really a large market, and you can't see the end at a glance, but you can see all kinds of shops. I looked in both directions as I walked.

Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, what are you looking at? I said nothing, the old pig just wanted to see where there were hotels with a better environment around here.

At this time, Brother Monkey turned around and said: Idiot! You either eat or sleep all day long, can you think about something else? I said yes, why can't I, the old pig ponders women is the best. Brother Monkey said that he really couldn't do anything about you, and then went back to his path. There are a lot of hotels around, but most of them are in the alleys, and you can tell that it must be very narrow inside; The cramped hotel is not good, and you can't even turn over as you like, so Lao Zhu decided to find a more spacious one.

In the end, we settled on a spacious hotel, in the middle of the street. Senior Brother Sha looked very worried and said: This kind of place should be more expensive, let's change homes cheaper. I said that Senior Brother Sha won't enjoy it, you get what you pay for, where can it be compared? Brother Monkey said that he would live here, anyway, we are not short of money.

So we moved in. On the way in, the people around us all looked at us, and I guess we have never seen anyone dressed like us and staying in a hotel. Although the owner of the inn seemed very unfamiliar at first, he quickly reacted and hurriedly came up to greet us, looking very enthusiastic.

When Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were still looking around, I said loudly to the boss: How much does it cost to stay in your best room here for one night? Two thousand. The boss replied very succinctly and grinningly. Two thousand? I thought this is too unexpected, this kind of bird doesn't for two thousand a night? Seeing that I hesitated, the boss hurriedly said: You can live in a room, the cheap one, only two hundred yuan. Why is there such a big gap? The boss said: You get what you pay for. Senior Brother Sha said Second Senior Brother, don't ask, ask him to open a room for 200 for us. I wasn't convinced, so I asked Brother Monkey what to do, after all, the money was his. Brother Monkey said that there is such a thing, since they have already come, it will be the most expensive, anyway, we are not short of money! I thought that Brother Monkey was really open, so I turned to the boss and said: Did you hear that? Let's go to Brother Monkey for the most expensive, you can just open three rooms. Brother Monkey immediately turned his head and said: Three? Who told you to open three rooms? Isn't one room enough? I said, wouldn't the three of us be huddled together? Brother Monkey said squeeze it, haven't you squeezed it before! I muttered while paying the money: Three people live in one room, and I am not afraid of covering up the prickly heat! Senior Brother Sha persuaded: Second Senior Brother, just squeeze it, anyway, it's just one night, and it will be done! I urgently need to mutter: This is outrageous! A room can actually charge 2,000 yuan a night! Don't look at any place! Senior Brother Sha said that this is called "rare things are expensive", and the less things are, the more valuable they are.

When we went up, I didn't forget to turn around and say to the boss, the old pig wants to eat later, call you and ask you to help, okay? The boss hurriedly replied: Okay! Work well! Absolutely good! Whatever you want to eat, just ask for it when the time comes. When I went upstairs, Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, if you really want to eat, it's better to go to the street by yourself to buy it safely, and ask them to help Zhang Luo's things are more expensive.

When I entered the room, I realized that I really got what I paid for, and the room had all the facilities, and the two large white beds stayed against the wall in a regular manner.

After Brother Monkey entered, he instructed us to put the two big beds together, saying that it was to open the bunk. After I finished my work, I went in and took a hot shower, and I felt very comfortable. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, if you want to eat, then go out and buy it quickly, lest you have to call again in the middle of the night to ask for something to eat; Lao Sun said ugly things in front, if I was woken up by you while I was sleeping, I wouldn't spare you! I was right to think about it, but I couldn't sleep now anyway, so I decided to take the opportunity to go out for a walk. When I was leaving, I asked Senior Brother Sha if I wanted to go out with him, and when Senior Brother Sha was still hesitating, Brother Monkey spoke: Senior Brother Sha, you should go out with him, watch him a little, so as not to cause any trouble.

I thought that Brother Monkey really treated my old pig as a three-year-old child, and said that something bad had happened; Even if there is a trouble, the old pig himself is not the same, can he settle it? However, these are just thinking about it in my heart, and the actual situation is that I seem to be very enthusiastic and greet Senior Brother Sha to go together; It's not a bad thing to have someone else to keep you company, although I can't do whatever I want in comparison. After buying some food on the street with Senior Brother Sha, we decided to go back.

This was not my old pig's original intention, I originally planned to wander around the street for a while, but Senior Brother Sha disagreed, Senior Brother Sha said that he was afraid that Brother Monkey would worry if he went back late. When I went back, Senior Brother Sha said that I wanted to bring some food back for Brother Monkey, but I said no, Brother Monkey has a small stomach and doesn't need to eat at all.

Of course, I'm just talking angry, for Brother Monkey just now to let the three of us live in a room. In the end, I bought it, mostly some fruits and the like. I wonder why Brother Monkey is not interested in women, it is estimated that it is because he eats too much fruit. If you think about it, you know that the secretion of male hormones in vegetarian people is often not very vigorous. When I went back, Senior Brother Sha walked in front, and I looked around as I walked.

Suddenly, a very bewitching and charming woman came into my eyes. It was a very beautiful and moving woman, with a bumpy figure, seductive eyes, and charming every move. So, when I saw her for the first time, I was immediately stunned. The reason why I was stunned was that the woman was also looking at me, motionless.

The woman stood at the end of an alley, which was not very long, and the end could be seen at a glance, and the woman was standing there, leaning against the wall. Just as I was **, Senior Brother Sha shouted in front: Second Senior Brother, what are you doing? I didn't answer him, and still stood there stunned.

Suddenly, the woman beckoned to me, very gently, and showed me a charming smile. It's over.,The following has unconsciously stood up.,I thought that if it continued like this, it would be an arrow on the string and had to be sent.,If you can't control it, it will be bad.,So I decided to go.。

It's just that before I could take the first step, the woman spoke: Big brother, come in and have a look! The woman's voice is as graceful as that of a lark, and it makes people want to stop. The reason why I call her reputation a lark is because I really can't find a suitable word.

Of course, the old pig didn't know what the lark looked like and what its voice looked like, but according to the literati, the lark's voice was the most beautiful sound in the world, so I decided to use the lark's voice to describe the woman's voice.

I don't know what it means for a woman to wave at me; Is she a chicken and a businessman? Or is it a woman of good family looking for help? I thought that no matter what kind of person she was, it was always okay for the old pig to take a look at her, even if he didn't do it with her, it was always okay to feast his eyes on the way; If it is really a woman from a good family who is looking for help, then the old pig is lucky.

So, after hesitating for a while, I decided to go in and have a look, anyway, the woman is also single there, so don't worry about her cheating. Senior Brother Sha called out in front and told me to hurry up.

I said okay, the old pig will come right away, and then he will go in.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered, there were several equally enchanting women around me, almost dressed like the woman in the first place, looking ten thousand styles and indescribably breathtaking.

I was startled when I saw these women, because I didn't know where they came from, because I hadn't even seen their shadows before. But seeing the way they smiled, I didn't delve into those questions.

I understood, so it seems that they are designated as chickens, and women from good families will never surround a man in groups, and they are ugly men, so I think they are chickens. Although the old pig was hungry, I still didn't want to touch people like them, so I decided to turn around and go back.

It's just that before I turned around, the woman suddenly flashed to me at some point, and I was startled. And this whole process takes place in less than three seconds. Jumping from behind me to in front of me in three seconds is not an easy task; Moreover, this alley is relatively narrow, and at most two people can pass side by side at the same time, and everyone has to avoid each other when passing. At that time, I was walking in the middle of the alley, which means that if a woman wants to go from the back to the front of me, she will definitely touch me, but now the situation is that I don't feel it at all; So things get really incredible.

It should be stated that the sensory organs of old pigs are relatively sensitive and will not appear without perception; In this way, the woman must not have touched my body.

It is not difficult to see that these women, to be more accurate, are not simple figures; If you think about it, you know that a person who can move from one place to another quietly is obviously not a simple character. Just when I was **, the woman had already put her hands on my two shoulders, and said coquettishly while twisting her body: Go! Let's have fun together!

When the woman said this, her voice was as tender as water, and the old pig was a little overwhelmed, and wanted to disarm and surrender. But I suddenly remembered the situation just now, so I reacted immediately, and then blocked the woman's arms with both hands, and said: Get out of the way, the old pig is going out!

Just after my arm blocked the woman's arm, it had not completely drooped to the thigh, and my shoulder suddenly felt a lot heavier, and when I looked back, I found that my shoulder had several white and tender hands at the same time, and at the same time, a gentle voice came: Don't go! Come in and have fun! The hands belonged to the same group of women, and almost everyone had one on them. Out of reflex, I was ready to use my hands to open the hands on my shoulders again.

It was too late, and the woman in front of me preemptively grabbed both of them before I could fully reach out my hand. The woman looked annoyed and said: "Big brother, we just want you to play with our sisters, why do you bother to be rude to a few women!" Let's be obedient! Yes? I'm also more annoyed, as if I've never seen such a stalker "pheasant"; So, I decided not to be polite to them.

I was so angry that I withdrew a hand, and then said to the woman in front of me: Give way immediately, or don't blame the old pig for being polite! Yo! Suddenly pretending to be serious! If our sisters hadn't seen you look big and thick, they wouldn't have hooked up with an ugly monster like you! I don't know how to look in the mirror! This is obviously insulting my old pig, and it is also the most sensitive topic of the old pig, so I am even more angry. I said: Do you want to let or not to let me? The woman raised her head and said: The old lady just won't let me, so what? That look was as if a big guy was talking to his younger brother.

The woman in front of her immediately became annoying, and the previous image of a charming woman was gone, replaced by the image of a shrew; There was no reason to forgive the shrew, and she was still yelling in front of my old pig, so I decided to give her some color.

I lifted the hand that had been drawn from the woman's hand again, clenched my fist and slammed it against her door. I thought that as long as I smashed her face to the point that her nose was blue and swollen, then she wouldn't be able to come out for trouble with men for at least a while.

The woman reacted, let go of my other hand, and freed her hand in front of her door, as if it was inevitable. Is the old pig a fuel-efficient lamp? Just as she had parried, my left hand had already smashed an uppercut from her chest to her chin.

The woman was aware of it, but failed to react in time; Although her head was tilted back slightly for a short distance, my fist hit the bridge of the woman's nose impartially.

In an instant, the woman squatted down, covering her face and screaming loudly. It wasn't until she stood up again that I realized that her nose had been crooked.

The woman said: Fuck! Fight with the old lady! Sisters! Grab him back and fix it! The women behind him responded in unison: Okay!

I thought that they wanted to do it with my old pig again, but unfortunately they didn't do it themselves, how could they be my old pig's opponent? So I looked very righteous and turned around to equip the recruit.

Surprisingly, the women did not besiege them as I had imagined, but took a few steps backwards from their original positions, and almost all of them hid into the side alleys. Could it be that the "pornography" is coming? I thought about it, so I looked back. It's strange that no one is coming in outside, huh? Not even a single one to look at, what the hell is going on with these women? So I came back to myself.

As soon as I turned my head, there was a sudden "boom" sound under my feet, and then I felt the ground shake, and the ground under my feet became chaotic in an instant, and then I felt that the whole person was empty, and then I fell, surrounded by a lot of mud.

In the process of falling, I heard the sinister laughter of the women above.

In any case, I never thought that the women would come to this trick, and in any case, I never thought that there were traps under my feet, and they were in the alleys of the streets. In short, this situation is something I never expected, but I didn't expect it to be a little bit lustful, but now it has fallen into this step.

There was a "boom", and I fell to the ground hard, and my butt hurt. At the moment when I landed, I suddenly found that the place where I had just fallen above had been completely closed, and there was no gap at all. Could it be that this is an institution? Of course, as for whether it is or not, the old pig has no way of knowing, and my immediate priority is not to explore that issue, now I must figure out how to get out as soon as possible.

So I stood up.

It wasn't until I stood up that I realized that it was a basement, brightly lit, very spacious, and I looked up as if I couldn't see the roof. Of course, another reason why you can't see the top is that it's darker inside. The surroundings were empty, there was nothing, let alone people.

I walked around the pile of dirt that I had collapsed into, and suddenly I noticed a light coming in around a corner. I was overjoyed, thinking that it must be an exit, so I walked in that direction. The basement was indeed very large, and although the bright place seemed to be very close to me, it took me several minutes to finally get there. Sure enough, there was a hole, and it was from where the light came in, and it seemed that it must be an exit.

I was about to run quickly, when suddenly a woman's voice came from the bright light, giggling, so I hurried into the shadows around the corner. The voices were getting closer and closer, and it wasn't until they came to me that I realized that they were indeed several women, all very enchanting.

Suddenly, I noticed that one of them was the one who hit the bridge of her nose when she was on it, and she was still covering her nose. I am troublesome, this must be a trap set by them, so that the old pig has fallen into their lair; As for whether they sold their own nest, the old pig didn't know. I was in the shadows, so they didn't notice me in time.

After discovering that the woman covering her nose was the one I had seen before, I vaguely felt that the other women next to her were the same women who had seduced me with her before. I'm thinking that this is the end of the game, and it seems that it is not so easy to get out. Now it's on other people's territory, and other people's territory has to listen to others.

Just as I was feeling uneasy, a woman's scream came: Huh? Why is that ugly monster gone? When the women here heard that I was missing, they hurriedly moved to look around. I said before that this basement is relatively empty, and if I really want to find it, I guess I will soon find the place where I am hiding. Because the woman with her nose covered and the other women were still standing at the entrance of the cave, I couldn't escape.

At this time, I suddenly remembered what Mr. Police often said: be lenient in confession and strict in resistance; Rather than being found by them, it is better to go out and "turn yourself in", and maybe you can be lenient.

Thinking of this, I took two steps outward, and then said weakly: Sister, the old pig is here! Seeing that I suddenly appeared and spoke, the women standing at the door of the cave immediately reacted, and shouted to the women in the distance: Come here, the ugly monster is here! After that, they ran up quickly, as if they were trying to catch me.

As they ran towards me, the other women on the other side also ran. I thought about it this time, I had planned to talk to them and discuss a peaceful solution, but now it is completely hopeless, which means that the old pig's confession has not been treated leniently by them. So I decided to fight back.

Just as the women in front of me rushed towards me, I hurriedly squatted down and came to sweep the hall; But strangely, the women didn't avoid it, but all of a sudden they all stripped naked from their bodies, leaving only their hoods and pants. I was amazed by what they did; First, they were fighting at the time, but they took off their clothes, and second, my sweeper leg had already gone out, and it would be at their feet in a blink of an eye, and they didn't seem to see it. So the old pig was very surprised.

Of course, this is only one aspect of my surprise, and the other reason why I am surprised is to see their blood-spurting bodies. The sweeping leg had already gone out, and there was no way to make it stop, so the women were all hit, and they all fell down in unison. It's worth noting that they all fell right on top of me. When their skin touched my skin, I was completely dumbfounded, and my whole body was blindfolded and stupid, so that I didn't know what to do. But the women were not idle, because by the time I reacted, they had already tied my hands, and they were still tied behind my back.

See the importance of timing.

That's when I thought about struggling.

It's just that I just stood up, and the women behind me also arrived, and then even my arms were tied by them. It seems that the woman with her nose covered is the boss here, because she is the only one who has not done anything from beginning to end.

I scolded: Pheasant! Pheasant! Hen! They're all chickens that don't lay eggs! ……

With a "snap", my words were interrupted by a loud slap, and I only felt a hot pain on my face, and then I saw the face of the woman who was covering her nose, and she was still covering her nose at this time.

Although the woman's face looked very delicate, it had a terrifying look at this time, which made everyone who watched it tremble. If I remember correctly, this is the first time that the old pig has been slapped by a woman, and it is still so heavy; That's why I feel very shameless. There is no face to fight for, and at this time, my hands have been tied by them, and it is impossible to fight for them with my hands.

So I decided to fight with my mouth, and to be more specific, I continued to scold them. So I scolded again: pheasant! Pheasant! Hen! They're all chickens that don't lay eggs! ……

"Slap", also before I finished scolding, there was also a loud slap on the right cheek, which was also hot and painful. That's right, the previous slap was on the left cheek; I suddenly remembered what God said: If the enemy strikes you on the left cheek, you must send the right cheek with you. But the situation is different now, and before I could deliver it, they had already called themselves.

The old pig wouldn't give in so easily, so I decided to scold again. Pheasant! ……

I had just cursed the first sentence when the woman suddenly spat out a puff of green smoke from her mouth, and it was obvious that although the light in the basement was not very good, it was still relatively clear.

The reason why I didn't have time to scold the rest of the swear words was because I was frightened by her actions, and I had never seen smoke coming out of people's mouths, and it was green. When the woman exhales, she is directed at me, and naturally, the smoke is also directed at me.

Just taking a breath, I immediately felt that my whole person was drowsy, and my head was unconsciously pulled down. Then my eyes couldn't help but close slowly, and at the moment when the upper and lower eyelids were completely closed, I suddenly thought of a word: sweat medicine.

After that, I didn't know anything until I woke up again.

When I woke up, I found that I had been tied to a huge pillar, unable to move, and the clothes on my body were gone, except for a pair of pants. Before I knew it, it felt colder, and although the sun was shining on it, it was colder because it was a basement.

As soon as I felt cold, I couldn't help but shiver. Not far away sat two women, still dressed as before, looking at me in a daze.

I said, "Sister, please return your clothes to me, the old pigs are almost frozen."

After listening to me, one of the women stood up and said in a loud voice: "Sister? Who's your sister! Shameless guy! It's really strange that she dares to scold me for being faceless. But now it's not a problem who has a face and who doesn't, the problem is that now my clothes and pants are gone, and it's cold.

The other woman probably saw that my oil tone was slippery, and she came at me angrily, apparently wanting to teach me a lesson. Because of my previous experience, I didn't dare to be too arrogant, so before the woman rushed to me, I spoke: Hey, hey, hey! Sister! Don't be impulsive, everything is easy to talk about and discuss! It's not right to count the old pig, how about the old pig to compensate you for your losses? Repay? How are you going to pay? The woman who spoke at the beginning spoke again: I had planned to ask you to play with our sisters, and be happy, but now you have messed up all this interest; You say, how to pay?

Seeing that there was a discussion, I hurriedly said: Lose money! The old pig loses your money! As long as you let me out, the old pig will keep you a lot of money! Never break your word!

Money? How much money do you have? Look at your outfit and you know you're a poor ghost! A set of clothes is only a few hundred dollars! The woman said again.

I said you misunderstood, it was just a walk, as long as you let me out, the old pig promised to get the money within five minutes, and you said I would take as much as I wanted......

I wanted to say a few nice words, but the two women turned away at the same time, and then called out "big sister". Then I saw that the woman who had been beaten by me with a crooked nose appeared, and a plaster was attached to the nose, and it seemed that the old pig was not light at that time.

"Crooked nose," the woman snorted, as if she had heard it. One of the women who spoke to me earlier said, "Sister, the ugly monster has woken up." The crooked-nosed woman walked up to me and looked me up and down, left and right. At this time, the other two women came up and said, "Eldest sister, do you want him to give our sisters a few supplements?"

What to add? I was puzzled.

The crooked-nosed woman glanced at me, then put her hand into my pants and touched the job, and then said, "No, he is no longer a child, and he is of little use to us."

Because I was wearing only a pair of pants, the woman caught me with the right when she put her hand in, and she pinched it. I couldn't help laughing out loud and said, "Sister, can you be lighter!" It's itching to death! The woman glanced at me hatefully, then walked away, stopping about three paces away from me.

The two women next to him asked: Since he is useless, what about ......

I thought about the meaning of the woman, that is, since the old pig is useless to them, can I let him go? Of course, the woman did not finish the sentence, but left half of it in her mouth.

I was happy when I heard it, and hurriedly helped and said: That's it, the old pig is no longer a child, do you want to play with the boy, the old pig does not meet your conditions, or let me go, and you can also get a lot of money.

After some conversation between them, I guessed seven or eight points, most of these women are specifically seducing older boys to replenish yang energy, and it is estimated that the yin energy on their bodies is too heavy.

Come to think of it, it's no wonder that you live in this dark basement all day long, and the yin qi is not heavy.

The crooked-nosed woman said: You can't let him go, now the pork outside is very expensive, it is better to kill him and give him a tooth sacrifice to the sisters.

As soon as I heard that I was going to die, I hurriedly said: Good sister! The old pig is only one or two hundred catties of meat at best, if you let me out, the old pig will give you a lot of money, you can buy a lot of meat, wouldn't that be more cost-effective? That's enough for you to open a pig farm!

The woman next to the crooked nose thought for a moment and said: Sister, this ugly monster is right, why don't you let him go and let us get money?

The crooked-nosed woman raised her hand and said, "No!

After that, the crooked-nosed woman began to circle around me again, and then stopped and said to the woman: Although he looks like a pig, he can speak human words and think about problems, so it is conceivable that he is not an ordinary pig, and no one who has cultivated for three or five thousand years cannot look like this; Kill him and let the sisters eat meat, so that everyone's cultivation can be increased.

The woman next to her was immediately overjoyed when she heard it, and said that it was great! That's great! It would be great if it could really increase everyone's practice!

After the crooked-nosed woman finished speaking, she shouted, and then several more women came out and asked the eldest sister what she commanded. The crooked-nosed woman said that you should quickly boil the water, and later kill this pig's head and stew meat to eat, which will be good for everyone's cultivation.

It wasn't until the women came out that I found that there were several small holes in the basement wall, which were probably the bedrooms of these women. In this way, they are typical "underground workers".

In the process, I found that the crooked-nosed women mentioned the word "cultivation" several times, I don't know what they meant, could it be that they are the same as the goblins in the past? Want to eat my meat to increase their own morality? Well, most likely, that's the case. That's why I became nervous.

The women who came out of the small hole next to me said yes and walked away, and the crooked-nosed woman also walked away, leaving only the two women sitting in front of me first, who seemed to be watching me.

Seeing that the crooked-nosed woman was gone, I said to the two women in front of me: Good sister! What the hell is going on? Because they are now talking about eating my meat, but I don't know the reason at all, so I feel very depressed.

The two of them looked at each other for a moment, but neither spoke.

The old pigs are dying, you can't let me die in vain, right? Anyway, you have to let me know who you are and why you treat me like this!

The two women looked at each other again, one woman nodded to the other, and the woman walked over to me; It is estimated that they think that what I said is very reasonable, and that people are good at their words, and it is everyone's responsibility to let everyone who is about to die fulfill his wishes. So, the woman decided to come up and tell me.

The man looked me up and down for a moment, and then said, "Well, we don't want to hide it anymore; We are the descendants of the Pineapple God Cult, a sect forgotten by the world, and Allah once told everyone that if each woman absorbs enough of the first wisp of yang energy of fifty virgins, then she can cultivate the incorruptible body of Vajra; I'm only thirty years away, and when I collect all their yang energy, I can live forever, hahaha......

So that's it! I said: Good sister, there are not many virgins in this world now, it's not easy! The woman said, "That's right! That's why we fell in love with you, an ugly monster, but I didn't expect you to be a boy anymore! I almost laughed when I heard this, but I couldn't help it.

She didn't know who Allah she was talking about, but she was sure that it was an evil sect, because an authentic sect would not drive people to do evil.

In this way, their skills must be extraordinary.

That's right! One of the women in front of me said, "But all the men we fancy generally don't run away; It's not just that we're good-looking, there are almost no men who don't like us, and even if someone wants to, it's not okay.

I wonder if the woman is not bragging, because I was hypnotized by the green gas that came out of the mouth of the crooked-nosed woman? The old pigs are like this, and what about the others? So I was convinced of what the woman said.

Another woman said: Why are you talking so much nonsense with him! Save your energy and get ready to greet the next man! It is estimated that they are carrying out their cultivation in this basement.

While we were talking, a woman's voice came from the innermost part of the basement: "Little sister, bring that ugly monster in, the water is already boiling!" I'm done thinking about it, this time I must be dismantled by them.

When the two women came up to escort me, I said to them very politely, "Good sister! What the hell do you want to eat my old pig? One of them said: This is not simple, when the time comes, everyone will eat as much as they like; There are various ways to eat boiled, stewed, steamed, steamed, and barbecued.

I used to laugh at roasted whole pigs, but now my fate is not as glamorous as theirs, which is really unpredictable.

The two women escorted me to a smaller room, which seemed to be the kitchen, and it was smoky. The two women said, "Sisters, the ugly bastards are coming!"

The crooked-nosed woman came over, looked me up and down, and then touched me with her hand, as if she wanted to pick the best piece of meat on me. I said don't touch it, the old pig will tell you which piece of meat is the best; Thigh! I'm thinking about it anyway, it's better to be a favor.

The crooked-nosed woman stopped talking, and walked away. At this time, I regretted it and regretted not listening to Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey originally told me not to run around, but now I was caught by these guys.

The kitchen was in full swing, but the old pig's heart was cold. Take off your ugly pants! Someone is talking. Then two women came up and wanted to take off my pants. I hurriedly stopped them and asked, "If you eat meat, you can eat meat, why do you take off your pants?" It is estimated that the woman who spoke earlier came over and said: How can you eat meat without taking off your pants? After finishing speaking, I didn't forget to pinch my work, so it didn't hurt.

I thought that what she said was not unreasonable, but the old pig is a person who loves face, so even if he is eaten by them, he can't be naked; So I said: Don't take it off, can't you? It's never too late to take it off when you've eaten the meat!

The two women who came to take off my pants looked at me with contempt before saying, "I look like I'm obsessed, and I'm pretending to be innocent!" Forget it! If you don't take it off, you won't take it off! Too lazy to talk nonsense with you! Mother-in-law Mommy's! Then he walked away.

After a while, a large bucket of water was brought up to me, and I could feel the steaming heat from afar.

Someone shouted again: Bring the scoop!

What are you doing with a scoop? I don't understand.

What else can you do? Pluck your hair!

I see, they were going to pour boiling water on me and then pluck the feathers. I said eldest sister, you got the order wrong, kill me first. The reason why I took the initiative to say the procedure was that I felt that it was better to kill than to burn to death; One is faster, the other is slower, if you have to choose, the old pig will choose the fastest.

But unfortunately, no one listened to my advice, but still did her own thing.

The water scoop was soon brought in, and a woman scooped up a scoop of water and was about to pour it off my head, I closed my eyes and thought: Farewell Sister Qing! Goodbye Brother Monkey! Farewell, Senior Brother Sha! After that, I nervously waited for the feeling of boiling water on me.

Suddenly, I don't know who said "ah", it was very miserable, but I felt it and found that there was no boiling water on my body? What are they calling out for no reason? So I opened my eyes very carefully.

This saw another very happy scene, because Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha had come to me at some point, and Brother Monkey was still holding a water scoop, and there was a woman squatting with her head in front of him, and the scream just now turned out to be from her.

I looked very happy and said: Senior Brother Sha! How did you know I was here? Senior Brother Sha said while untying the rope for me: When I walked back, I found that you were gone, at first Brother Monkey thought you were playful, thinking that you would go back by yourself, but you didn't go back until midnight, so Brother Monkey decided to come out to find you; This no-monkey brother noticed the unusualness of this place at a glance with his fiery eyes, so he came down.

I asked Senior Brother Sha when they came down. Senior Brother Sha said that he had been down for a long time, but Brother Monkey had not let him come out, and had been hiding in the corner in the distance, until I was escorted in, Brother Monkey decided to do it. Did you hear what the old pig said to them? I asked, looking worried. Because the words I said before were undoubtedly more "compromise", if Brother Monkey heard it, then he would definitely laugh at me. Senior Brother Sha said: Huh? Those words? I haven't heard much, but I don't know how much Brother Monkey has heard. I'm thinking about it, and Brother Monkey will have to take me again.

The words are divided into two ends, Brother Monkey's side has already done it to those women, Brother Monkey is bare-handed, and those women are holding all kinds of weapons; There were knives, and arrows, and chains, and nunchucks; All of them looked very vicious, completely different from the charm I had when I first met them. Change is so fast! Senior Brother Sha said: Let's go, Second Senior Brother, let's go over and help Senior Brother!

Not to mention, those women still have some Taoism, although the means are not fatal, but they are unpredictable. It's just that they are not Brother Monkey's opponents in comparison, not to mention that there is Senior Brother Sha to help them. Of course, I can't be counted, because I'm still weak in my hands and feet, probably because the woman with a crooked nose blew on me before.

Although I could not personally participate in the battle with the women, I could still cheer them on by the side; Once a woman wanted to give Brother Monkey a stick from behind, but after being reminded by me, Brother Monkey avoided it very smoothly; Another time, Senior Brother Sha was in a hot fight with a woman, and the woman suddenly emitted a puff of green smoke from her lower body, exactly the same as the one that the crooked-nosed woman had spit out of her mouth before. I yelled "Senior Brother Sha", and then told him to get out of the way, Senior Brother Sha was stunned at first, I dared to go up and pull him over, but the green smoke gradually disappeared. Senior Brother Sha asked me what was the matter? I told you to be careful of the green smoke they emitted, it would make you unconscious, and that would be troublesome. Senior Brother Sha nodded, "oh", and then continued to fight.

Obviously, those women were no match for Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha at all, so they were all quickly defeated and captured by Brother Monkey. I asked Brother Monkey what to do now? Brother Monkey said that it was not easy, let them all play! Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, that's not good, although they did some harmful things, but they didn't hurt people's lives; It is better to teach them a lesson, tell them something, and then let them live separately; They are also carried away by faith!

It is estimated that Brother Monkey thinks that Senior Brother Sha is reasonable, so after teaching a lesson, he said to the women: If my grandson knows about it again, he will not spare you!

When those women saw that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were so powerful, they were already so frightened that they lay on the ground and begged for mercy one by one. So when Brother Monkey called to be a new man, those women hurriedly agreed.

After that, Brother Monkey told us to leave. I looked very worried and said, "Brother Monkey! You just let them go, and they won't do the same after that? Brother Monkey thought for a moment, then turned around and blew at the women. Senior Brother Sha asked Brother Monkey what was that for? Brother Monkey says that he has cast spells on the women, and now he has forgotten their original beliefs.

Senior Brother Sha said that this is the best, so that future troubles can be eliminated.

After returning to the hotel, as I imagined, Brother Monkey taught me a hard lesson, saying that I did not abide by discipline.

Anyway, the old pig is in a loss now, and it's useless to say anything, so it's better to bear with it; Ability and temper everyone has to have the same, either super ability or super good temper, if there is no both, then the person can only disappear from the world. The reason why the old pig has not disappeared is because the old pig has a super good temper.

Because we tossed around for most of the night, we didn't come down from the upper floor to check out until noon the next day. The boss said meaningfully: You are really punctual, if you delay for another hour, then I will add another day to your account.

Black shop! When I walked out of the room, I cursed hatefully. After that, we'll leave the market.