Metamorphosis - A Little Trouble in the Sky (3)

The process of recording a confession is relatively mechanical, nothing more than those few sentences and one question and one answer. The police comrade said that whether to prosecute or not will have to wait for the white bone spirit to wake up and see her attitude.

When she returned to the hotel, Sister Qing said that it was said that the white bone spirit had taken a large dose of sleeping pills, and it was estimated that those guys put it in when she was not paying attention. Towards night, the Bone Spirit returned, and was accompanied by one of her stewards; The white bone spirit's face looked pale and a little listless. I asked Sister Qing to follow me and ask about the situation, and I took care of it under the hotel. It didn't take long for Sister Qing to come down, saying that the white bone spirit still didn't seem to have any strength at all, and she didn't want to speak, so she had now laid down to rest.

Fortunately, the hotel's business was not affected much because of this, except for the time when the guests temporarily left, and then returned to normal. At eleven o'clock in the evening, the number of guests gradually decreased. Our hotel's business is basically a tide, from 11 o'clock in the morning to two or three o'clock in the afternoon, and then from about 6 o'clock in the afternoon to about 11 o'clock in the evening, very regular, unless it is a holiday or any special day, or someone has wrapped the whole hall. Now that the hotel has resumed two shifts, there are very few guests who come in the middle of the night, so we simply cancel the night shift. At about eleven o'clock, Sister Qing saw that the guests were basically gone, so she asked me to follow me to see the white bone spirit, and by the way, asked the kitchen to make some soup for her. The Bone Spirit was lying on a bed at the end of the corridor on the third floor for employees to rest. Bai Gujing usually doesn't live here, she thinks it's too noisy, and she usually lives in a newly built community behind the hotel. When she entered, the white bone spirit had already woken up, and there was an employee sitting next to her, presumably reporting to her about her work. Seeing us enter, the employee got up and prepared to leave. Sister Qing said it's okay, you finish talking about things first. The white bone spirit took over the conversation and said, it's okay, let's just finish.

Sister Qing asked how the White Bone Spirit would let that kind of person into her room? Wouldn't that lead the wolf into the house? The Bone Spirit sighed, and then in a weak voice, he told the whole story.

It turned out that the man had come to her for massage before, because after seeing her, he claimed that he would never forget it, so he often found excuses to come to Bai Gujing, and this situation has been going on for a long time. Of course, the man was not the only one who did this, and there were several others who pursued her at the same time. As with the attitude towards other suitors, the White Bone Spirit was indifferent to all of the man's actions. I forgot to introduce that the man was a gangster, and he often did some things that were secretly abducted, but I forgot his name; Anyway, he will only appear in my diary this time, so I still use the word "male" instead. Even after the white bone spirit came back from the master, he couldn't keep his spirits up, and he was in a trance all day long. It just so happened that the man came again early this morning, saying that several of his brothers had come to take care of her business, so he went to see her in her office. The Bone Spirit said that she would not hesitate to kick him out if she had done it before, but strangely enough, this time she didn't do that, and let the man wander around her office. Later, the white bone spirit was about to get up and pour water to drink, but the man who had been secretly observing her hurriedly greeted her, saying that he wanted to help. The white bone spirit was originally unwilling, after all, he was not very familiar with him. But the man kept taking the opportunity to rub oil and wipe it on her chest in the process of fighting with the white bone spirit, and the white bone spirit wanted to lose his temper, but because he had friends to spend here, he finally held back. After the man grabbed the cup, he quickly poured a glass of water for the white bone spirit, and the white bone spirit had always seen it with his own eyes, and he didn't think much about it, so he just took it up and drank most of it in one go. Unexpectedly, less than five minutes after drinking it, the white bone spirit felt weak and wanted to sleep; But before she could stand up, she fell headlong on the desk. Later, she vaguely felt that someone was touching her, and when she wanted to open her eyes to see the result, she could only see a blurred face. The White Bone Spirit said that at that moment she thought of everything, for a moment, including the aftermath. Later, she heard the voice of my old pig, until now. Sister Qing said that you are too careless, how can you drink the water handed over by that person? The white bone spirit said that when I think about it now, I was really confused.

I touched my sister with my elbow, and then said to Bai Gujing in a serious tone: Just pay more attention in the future, this time it's a special reason, don't think too much, and don't blame yourself. The white bone spirit turned over and faced us, saying that this time it is thanks to your big brother pig, otherwise Bai Mei would have been tainted by the beast now. I said it was all a gesture, no need to thank you. The waiter brought the soup up, and the Bone Spirit said she didn't want to drink it yet, and she would talk about it later. Speaking of the prosecution, the white bone spirit seemed very helpless and said that it was better to be private with them, after all, I didn't do anything, if I really sued them, even if I won the lawsuit, he would not be able to come to us for trouble in the future? Sister Qing said that this is true, and the lawsuit is time-consuming and laborious; But when the time comes, you have to teach them a hard lesson, it's not enough to just lose money, you have to give that guy Hai K. …… On the way home, I looked my sister up and down, and then said to her in a very surprised tone: When did you become like an underworld?

The white bone spirit was almost ruined this time, it is not difficult to imagine that it is the master's reason, but we haven't said it clearly, some things can only be understood but not spoken, once the word is spread, trouble will come, or trouble will become more troublesome.

Now I have to think about going to Rulai to ask for "nutrition money", because he promised me before. I don't know if Rulai is at home, anyway, the door is locked, and the arrogant watchdog is still squatting motionless behind the gate, watching my every move motionlessly, as if ready to pounce on me at any time and bite me, if I dare to act rashly; Now, of course, it is neither fierce nor barking loudly, and has always behaved indifferently.

With the lesson of the last time, I was much more well-behaved this time, walked straight to the door and slowly squatted down with a very respectful look, and then said to it in a very cordial tone: Brother Dog, I am Bajie, that is, the former Marshal Tianpeng, I also came a few days ago, do you remember? Oh, here's the thing, because the last time I talked to your master, I haven't finished talking about it, so now it's here again, is your master not at home? If you're here, it's still troublesome big brother, dog, you go in and let me know?

The watchdog remained motionless, but this time there was an expression on his face, as if he had been milder. I was about to make further pleading, but the watchdog actually spoke: My master is not here, I went out early in the morning, you better come back at another time.

At first, I was startled, thinking that it was someone talking around, but later I realized that it was really a dog talking; But it's amazing, I think if I sell it to an acrobatic troupe or a zoo, I can make a lot of money.

I said Brother Dog, you know, it takes a lot of effort to come from the mortal world to the heavenly court, and it's not easy to come here, how can I go down easily, the old pig's body and bones can't stand it; Please make it convenient for you, let me go in and sit down, sit next to you, and let me wait for you to come back.

The watchdog looked surprised and asked, "It's hard for the mortal world to come to Heaven?"

I thought about it being chained here all day long, and it had never been down, so I didn't know the consequences of flying through the clouds. So I said very enthusiastically: Yes, yes, it is more laborious to ride the clouds, and if you don't replenish your energy in time, your body will gradually collapse.

The watchdog seemed to be thoughtful, tilted his head and thought for a while, and then looked at me with a suspicious look, and then said: In this case, then I will let you in. After saying that, he really went into the kennel to get the key.

I said that it is very laborious to ride the clouds, but that is indeed true, don't look at the fact that we usually fly over and over, in fact, the body is very weak after stopping, which is equivalent to doing a super-intensive physical work.

After a while, the watchdog came out with a large string of keys in his mouth, and it was estimated that he had the keys to each door lock in Rulai's house. The watchdog did not throw the key to me, but struggled to stand up on his own and opened the door with what seemed to be a very difficult gesture. Obviously, it doesn't trust me, and it seems to be a pretty smart watchdog.

Once inside, I sat on a small stool next to the watchdog, very short, almost as tall as the watchdog had crouched down. In the process of waiting, I originally wanted to play with the watchdog, after all, people are the red dog around Rulai, and there will always be a useful place in the future, but the strange thing is that the watchdog seems to have seen through my mind, and has always ignored what I said.

Later, presumably moved by my sincerity, the watchdog was finally willing to answer a sentence or two, and intermittently I learned that the reason why it was so dedicated was because it promised it that it would become a human in two thousand years. I wanted to tell it some truth, but I didn't necessarily believe it, so I dismissed the idea of telling the truth. As for what the truth is, I believe it is not difficult for netizens who have read my previous diary to know that when I promised to protect my master and go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, it was entirely because I promised that I would change back into human form, and what was the result? Aren't the results right in front of you now? For the guy who is attached to his beliefs, outsiders can't change it, at least fundamentally, especially the guy who has "gone crazy".

Although I was very angry in my heart, angry and treacherous, at this time I had to pretend to be very serious and say to Brother Dog: Brother Dog, what are you going to do after you become a human? If you become a human, you can come to Gao Laozhuang to find my old pig, at least you can have a light meal. The watchdog seemed to be a little moved, and said in a relatively gentle tone: Yes, let's talk about it then. I thought to myself, "when the time" is "the time to come" is "the time that will never come". The watchdog said that after it turned into a humanoid in the future, it planned to open a steamed bun shop, and the name was "Goubuli Bun Shop". I boasted that the name was good and creative, and that business would be booming by then. But after a while, the watchdog looked at me with a suspicious look and said, "Old pig, why haven't you become human?" The credit for coming to the West to learn from you is still quite large; Are you obsessed with the image of this pig? Even if I told it, it wouldn't necessarily believe it, so I just said: It feels good, hold on for a while, and it's not too late to change when it comes to a whim in the future. How did it know that the old pig actually held his stomach in his heart, and he didn't change back into human form, it was completely out of necessity!

I waited for a long time, but I still didn't come back. The stool under my ass was so low that my thighs were numb. So I said to the watchdog: Brother dog, it is estimated that your master will not be able to come back for a while, so I still take the initiative to look for it. The watchdog said that's good, so as not to delay your time.

When I got out of the door of Rulai's house, I was angry, and I must have expected that I would go in advance, so I found a place to hide; Grandma's, you must taunt him when you meet.

I walked along the newly built winding path of the Heavenly Court, passing many commemorative places on the way, such as Brother Monkey's horse training farm, the Eight Immortals Table where I drank with Taibai Lao'er, Sister Chang'e's Moon Palace, and the Queen Mother's Pan Tao Garden. These places are still bustling and thriving. Although the scenery is still the same, it is no longer human, and I can't stop seeing it. When I passed through the peach orchard, I saw several fairies frolicking in it, and their pleasant sounds came to my ears and knocked on my heart, which made my heart tickle. It's good to be young, carefree, and I don't know where the fairies who persuaded me to drink went back then, and they are still serving by the emperor's side? Or like Sister Chang'e and Guanyin, they went down to fend for themselves? …… After thinking about it for a long time, I realized that I didn't know when I had stopped, and I was looking at the peach orchard in a daze. It's useless for me to think about it, it's useless to think about it, the previous time has passed, and it's gone, and I can't get it back by saying anything, only, I can only sigh softly like most people's reactions, "Hey."

For some reason, there were very few pedestrians on the road, and apart from a few unfamiliar faces, I didn't see an old colleague at all. I had planned to find someone to find out the news, but then the plan fell through. I walked and walked until I reached the South Heavenly Gate, only to see the white dragon horse standing there again. Before, Gao Laozhuang's grain was snatched away by the locusts accidentally released by the disaster star, and the time I came to Heaven was also here to visit, and he was also standing in this position, the last time he saw that there would be a disaster on the ground - that is, the locust plague, I don't know what he saw this time. I walked over and patted him lightly on the shoulder. Bailongma was startled at first, and then reacted and said that it was Brother Pig, which scared me, why, something happened again? I said it was okay, I just wanted to find Rulai, and I didn't know where he was hiding. Bai Longma said that if he comes, he is having a meeting with the emperor Lao'er, and many former heavenly soldiers and generals are here.

No wonder, I wondered why I didn't see a few people along the way.

When I was about to turn around, I suddenly remembered something, and reached out and patted the white dragon horse on the shoulder; Bailongma turned around and said: Brother Pig, what's the matter? I said, "What are you looking at here?" Did you find out about the "hostile situation" again? Bai Longma said that there was any hostility, but he just found that there were more and more beauties on the ground recently, and one or two of them were so good-looking. It turned out that I was looking at beautiful women. I said to the white dragon horse: It's not convenient to see here, you can't see clearly, you can only observe carefully when you go down to close range. The white dragon horse disagreed, saying that distance produces beauty, and it is better to wait and see from a distance here.

After bidding farewell to the white dragon horse, I soon arrived outside the emperor's old man's house. Although this is the place where the emperor usually convenes the heavenly soldiers and generals, it belongs to the office space, but the emperor sometimes sleeps in the room behind here, just like the White House in the United States, the president can live in it.

There were two fairy children guarding the gate, and when I was about to go in, one of them suddenly stopped me from going, telling me not to act rashly, otherwise I would be punished, and also told me to go back quickly. I'm right, my current identity is no longer the Marshal of Tianpeng back then, and besides, these yellow-haired boys are all rising stars, and they don't know my old pig, so it's useless to communicate with them. However, I still pretended to be very modest and said to them: I am the former Marshal of Tianpeng, and I want to discuss something with Rulai, can I be let in? The other fairy boy quickly spoke, saying categorically that he couldn't, and also said in a joking tone: You know who you are just by looking at your appearance, aren't you the Zhu Bajie? After speaking, he also "hummed" from his nostrils.

It's not interesting for me to think about arguing with them, I still have to save my energy to deal with Rulai; So I still behaved modestly and said: Can you trouble anyone to go in and report it? It is estimated that the vanity of the little fart child has been satisfied, and he may be thinking: Since Marshal Tianpeng of the year is now like this, it means that we are still more noble. People have to bow their heads under the eaves, which is also a matter of no choice; Before I put it aside, I had already rushed in, regardless of its thirty-seven or twenty-something.

It didn't take long for the little boy who went in to report the news to come out and say that they were still in a meeting and that they would have to wait a little longer, and that it was not good to disturb them now. I said that since I can't get in now, can you give me a bench for the old pig? Let me sit down? Running around has long been back pain. The two little boys glanced at each other, and then said in a very arrogant tone: It's okay to give you a seat, but you must not take an inch, thinking that we are afraid of you; We gave you the bench just for the sake of your former status as Marshal of the Tencang. I said okay, where does the old pig dare to have any excessive thoughts, the old pig is more content. Sure enough, one of them came out of the small room next to him with a boxy stool, very small, just the size of my ass; It's also short, but it's a little taller than the one the watchdog just arranged for me.