Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (16)
It seems to be a city in front of it, and it seems to be prosperous, and the streets are full of people.
At the moment when we just entered, the road in front of me was blocked by something, and after a closer look, I realized that it was a big living person.
That person was doing business, and he was suddenly pushed by someone, but when he turned around, he saw me, as well as Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha next to him.
The man looked at us for a few seconds and then said slowly: I said, man, can you look at it when you walk, don't always forget about the bumps on people; Luckily, I'm a man, and if you hit a woman's body, you wouldn't be as easy to talk as you are now. I said "I'm sorry" to him several times in a row, and it is estimated that the man didn't take this matter to heart, so after saying "pay attention in the future", he continued to go to Zhang Luo's business. I originally wanted to explain to him why the old pig had bumped into him, but even if it took him half a day to tell him completely, he might not understand, so I finally gave up that idea.
When I looked back, there was nothing unusual behind me, it was still exactly the same as the situation in front of me, and it was normal. I think that this Pangu is really good at tinkering, and from this point alone, I can deduce how strong his * strength is.
It is a bustling place with people and traffic, and the streets are lined with small vendors. I said Brother Monkey, let's find a restaurant to eat first, I don't know what the situation is in front of me, if I don't add it as soon as possible, maybe it will be the same as before, and I can't find food for a long time. This time, Brother Monkey did not object, and said: Okay, let's see which one is pleasing to the eye.
Just as we were looking left and right, there was a sudden shout behind us: fortune telling, looks, no money! Because his shouting reminded me of the old man of the land, I looked back. It turned out to be a middle-aged man, who was sitting behind a table at this time, and there was a flag hanging next to the table, on which were written the four big characters "Confused Half Immortal". I thought that this guy was also bragging, and he dared to call himself a half-immortal; Just as I was about to turn back, the half-immortal suddenly spoke to us: Hey, please stay.
At that time, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha had already walked to the front, so I stopped alone.
The half-immortal walked up to me and took a closer look, and then said in a sighing tone: "It's a big deal!" Sir, I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster recently! I asked him how he knew. The half-immortal said that this is not simple, I saw that your Yin Tang was black, and there was an evil aura all over your body, so I knew that something was wrong. When I was about to discuss further with him, Brother Monkey shouted: Idiot, what are you doing? Don't go quickly, wait for nothing to eat. Seeing that I didn't react, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha simply walked back again, knowing that I was talking to a fortune teller, Brother Monkey seemed disdainful, saying what era is it, and still believe this, this guy hasn't been born when we are doing things in the heavenly court, can he know our fate? What a joke! The half-immortal said: This gentleman does not need to be angry, there is a definite number of blessings and misfortunes, but anyone who can understand the mechanism can predict, you can not believe my words, but you must believe in fate, people can not get rid of the cause and effect relationship. Brother Monkey said let's go, nerd, stop grinding. After that, Brother Monkey came over and pulled my sleeves.
Just as I turned around, the half-immortal spoke again: I think you also seem to be people who have attained the Tao, you might as well advise you, if you encounter difficulties, you must not be impetuous. Brother Monkey said that he knows, you can't be impetuous in anything, do you still need to say this? Seeing that Brother Monkey was more-for-tat, the half-immortal shook his head and turned straight away, ignoring us no longer. Brother Monkey said that you are really a nerd, and you still believe these people's words. I said that no matter what, it is better to believe it or not, and it is better to be careful in everything. Senior Brother Sha said that don't worry about it so much for now, let's go our way and let others talk about it.
While eating, I was still thinking about the words of the half-immortal. Brother Monkey said, idiot, what are you thinking? I said no, I was just wondering why the noodles here are so thick. For some unknown reason, there was a sudden shouting outside, and the noise was getting louder and louder. Thinking of the words of the half-immortal, I couldn't help but be a little worried, saying that something was wrong? Brother Monkey glanced outside and said that it was nothing, but there were more people on the street now.
When I came out after eating the noodles, I realized that almost all the people on the street were moving in one direction; Brother Monkey said what's so strange about this, people came from that side, and now of course they have to go back to that end.
We followed the flow of people, and after a while, we came to a square, and there were a lot of people around the square, crowded and shouting, and we couldn't really see the situation in the center of the square without tiptoe. Seeing that I looked so hard, Senior Brother Sha said kindly: Second Senior Brother, you climb on my shoulder and let me carry you to see. I said that's so funny. Senior Brother Sha said that it was nothing, but it didn't take too long to watch. I said okay, and then climbed onto Senior Brother Sha's shoulder. This time, I saw it clearly, it turned out that a stage had been set up in the center of the square, but there was no singing and dancing performance, there was just someone talking on it. Senior Brother Sha said did you see clearly? I said that I could see it clearly, and then Senior Brother Sha let me down.
When we went back to look for Brother Monkey, it happened that Brother Monkey disappeared at some point, and he didn't find it for a long time. So I suggested to Senior Brother Sha that it is estimated that Brother Monkey is also going to see the excitement, so we might as well squeeze to the stage to see what is going on there. Senior Brother Sha said that is not good, if we can't see Brother Monkey when we come back, wouldn't we be in a hurry? I said no, according to Brother Monkey's character, he would still miss such a good opportunity? He must see what happened. Senior Brother Sha thought for a while before saying: Okay, but let's just watch for a while, we can't delay it for too long, after all, it's important to be in a hurry. I said don't worry, we're just going to have a good time, and we won't treat it as a hotel. So after that, Senior Brother Sha and I drilled into the crowd one after another. When he was still halfway there, Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, there are too many people, you can go and see it yourself, I am still more used to staying in the distance, this is too crowded. I said, Senior Brother Sha, don't worry, wait for us to find a good position later, the old pig will definitely occupy a relatively large space, and you won't feel crowded anymore; What's more, Brother Monkey has now separated from us, if we are separated again, won't Lao Yan fly apart? When the time comes, it will be even more difficult to meet. It is estimated that Senior Brother Sha thought that what I said was very reasonable, so in the end he continued to follow me in the direction of the stage.
I saw a banner hanging directly above the stage, which read the four big characters of "Recruiting Relatives by Competition", and then on both sides of the words "Attractive Princes Recruit Virtuous Sons" and "Skilled Heroes Win Beauty". Senior Brother Sha said Second Senior Brother, let's go back, this competition has nothing to do with us. I said, Senior Brother Sha, don't worry, let's take a look at the situation first, not to mention that Brother Monkey has no trace now? Just when we looked up and looked around, waiting to see the so-called "beautiful woman" appear, there were people around us who discussed: If anyone can beat the city lord's woman today, it will be developed. Someone next to him continued: I don't think it's easy, it's already the third day, and no one can follow the city lord's daughter and ten moves. In addition, someone else said: In my opinion, the daughter of this city lord is also a little too picky, and if one of them looks good and loses to him, he will not win, he has to be so serious; It is estimated that if she continues like this, I am afraid that she will not be able to find any of them. finally understood, it turned out to be the daughter of the city lord who was competing to recruit relatives, no wonder this scene was so big.
Senior Brother Sha said Second Senior Brother, let's go back, in case Brother Monkey goes to the place where we used to stand to find us, it will be troublesome. I said wait, the old pig must wait for the woman to come out; The old pig still didn't believe that she was so capable. After speaking, I looked around again, waiting for the figure of the city lord's daughter to appear on the stage, and then took a look, otherwise the old pig would not give up.
Just as I was looking left and right, I suddenly caught a glimpse of a very familiar figure out of the corner of my eye, and it wasn't until I looked more closely that I realized that it was Brother Monkey. Because Brother Monkey is still wearing that tiger skin skirt outside, it is very conspicuous. At that time, Brother Monkey was sitting on the beam above the stage, and I thought that Brother Monkey was really good at choosing a place, and from there I would definitely be able to see the whole stage clearly. I said to Senior Brother Sha, look, Brother Monkey, he loves to play more than us.
Suddenly, there was a burst of screams from the crowd; It turned out that there was movement on the stage, and I saw a sassy and heroic girl slowly walking towards the stage between the crowd, no doubt, it must be the daughter of the city lord, but because there were several people standing taller than me in front of me blocking my view, so I couldn't completely see the appearance of the city lord's daughter, but I could still feel some clues from the screams of everyone. I said Senior Brother Sha, you should be a green leaf again, and the old pig will sit on your shoulder for a while, and then come down after seeing what she looks like. Senior Brother Sha said That's not good, Second Senior Brother, didn't you see so many people behind here? If you block their view, they'll throw rotten eggs at us; So to be on the safe side, you're going to just do it. The two people in front of me were very annoying, and the rhythm of their heads was always swinging with my rhythm, as if someone was in command.
Suddenly, I was patted on the shoulder, and when I looked back, I realized that it was Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey said that the nerd looks at you so hard, and you will be able to see it clearly when you go on stage and make two moves with her, why bother to look through here? I said that it was good, but people were recruiting relatives through martial arts; The old pig already has a woman, what else do you want her to do? Brother Monkey said that nerds are nerds, don't you know how to be flexible? Later, when you go up, you pretend to fight her, and then pretend to be defeated after you see it clearly, so you can come down? Don't say it, Brother Monkey, this is really a good idea, but I'm afraid that the appearance of my old pig will scare people when I go up. Brother Monkey said that it didn't work*, you were afraid of wolves and tigers, so you can only watch it here. I turned to Senior Brother Sha and said, "Let's go, it's too noisy here." Brother Monkey saw that we turned around and left, and he hurriedly chased after him, and asked while squeezing: Hey, hey, Bajie, are you angry again? I said that the old pig is not so stingy, but I just don't think it's fun. Brother Monkey said that it's not fun to have beautiful women? Who believes? I don't argue with Brother Monkey, I just care about moving forward.
As soon as we reached the edge of the square, several uniformed people immediately surrounded us, apparently patrolling. At first, I thought it was because I had littered before, but then I realized that it was not so simple, because they said: "Our lord of the city invites you to go to the castle." City Lord? Is it also the father of this martial arts girl? We don't know him, do we? But those people didn't care so much, no matter how many or so they dragged us in another direction. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you sent it back this time, it must be the city lord who sees you handsome and dashing and wants to take you as his son-in-law.
But it's a joke, and I don't know why the city lord summoned us.
I once asked the people who brought us in, and they didn't say why, but they said that they would understand when they met their city lord. Although I am not very happy, this is other people's territory, and I have to listen to them. The inside of the castle looks magnificent, completely different from the busy scene outside, and the inside of the castle looks very quiet. After a series of twists and turns, the uniformed men finally said, "It's here." However, they did not bring us in directly, but told us to stand outside the door and wait, saying that someone would come to meet us later. I said it was a bit evil, it was like a dream, I was watching the excitement outside just now, and now I actually came here again.
After a long time, someone finally came out of it; When he came out, he didn't talk to us, he just made a "please" gesture, and then went straight inside, so we had to follow in. After he led us into a hall, he beckoned us to sit on the chairs next to us for a while, and the lord of the city would arrive at once. Senior Brother Sha said that this city lord is really hospitable, we don't know each other, why should he see us? Of course, no one knows about the promise.
When the city lord came out, he was followed by a large group of guards, and the city lord said, "Please sit down, please take a seat." Brother Monkey couldn't sit still any longer, and asked straight to the point what the city lord was doing with us? Let's just say it, we still have to hurry. The city lord said that there was no hurry, I would naturally tell you, and then he asked his men to go down to prepare the meal, saying that he wanted to entertain us. Things are getting more and more strange, and I don't know what kind of medicine is being sold in the city lord's gourd. The city lord looks like he is forty or fifty years old, and the Yin Hall is very lenient, and he knows that he is an official at a glance. The meal came up quickly, slowly on the table. The city lord greeted us very warmly and said: Hurry up and eat it while it's hot, it's not good if it's cold. Looking at so many delicious foods in front of me, my saliva couldn't help but flow, and I stood up and was ready to grab food. But unfortunately he was stopped by Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey said to the city lord very seriously: If you don't explain the purpose of inviting us here today, we won't eat these things; Reactive power is not punished. The city lord originally wanted to say something, but it was estimated that he saw Brother Monkey's serious appearance, so he didn't say it in the end, so he had to hesitate for a moment before directly answering the question raised by Brother Monkey. The lord of the city said, "I want to ask you to do me a favor."
Help? How can it help? The three of us spoke almost in unison.
The lord of the city said, "It seems that you have come from a foreign land, right?" I wonder if you saw my little girl recruiting relatives when you were outside just now? I'm inviting you here today to ask you to do my little girl a favor. However, the city lord then said that as for what kind of busy thing he can't reveal for the time being, someone will naturally tell us after we finish eating. Although we were all suspicious and wanted to ask questions, it was not good to ask too many questions when we saw the serious face of the city lord.
I thought that since I was the daughter of the city lord and needed help, it must not be a bad errand. It is estimated that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha thought the same as me, because when the city lord beckoned us to eat again, they all picked up the dishes and chopsticks on the table. The city lord said that you eat slowly, and after eating, someone will naturally come to greet you, and I am going down now, and there are still many things waiting for me to deal with. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, maybe someone really wants to marry you as a son-in-law, be mentally prepared.
The three of us ate almost all the food on the table; The protagonist is my old pig, Brother Monkey he can't eat much, Senior Brother Sha is a little more capable than Brother Monkey, but it is much inferior to my old pig.
As soon as the meal was finished, someone came up to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, and it seemed that the old pig's eating appearance was all seen by them.
Just as I was about to ask them where the bathroom was, a number of guards suddenly poured in from outside the door, all heavily armed. Senior Brother Sha said: Hey, what is this for? Honor guards, huh? Brother Monkey said that it was impossible, where did the honor guard bring those with guns. I said it was just right, and I just asked them to take me to the toilet. It's just that before I could stand up, they were already in front of us, and they were still surrounded. Only then did we realize that something was wrong, and when Brother Monkey was about to make a move, a bright big knife was put on his neck, so Brother Monkey had to remain motionless. I said don't make a mistake, we are guests invited by your city lord, and he still wants us to help him; If you take us away, the city lord will definitely not let you go, it's still too late to let go, the old pig will treat this incident as if it didn't happen, and we will all turn a blind eye. As soon as the words fell, the crowd made a way, and then we saw the city lord.
At this time, seeing the city lord is tantamount to seeing a savior, so I seemed very happy, saying that it is really good that you are here, and these guards of yours are preparing to arrest us. The city lord was no longer as enthusiastic as before, but said with a cold face: Escort them all! It's very stern.
Brother Monkey was annoyed and said: We don't know each other, why do you want to arrest us; Didn't you say you wanted us to help? Is that how it helps? The lord of the city turned his head and said, "We really don't know each other, and I have said that I want to ask you for help; But I didn't say I wanted you to do me any favor; You don't have to worry about that, there will be someone to tell you, and I have to do that now. It seems that most of us have been fooled. I asked Brother Monkey, do you want to give them a little color now? I thought it was a good time to escape now, and it wouldn't be so easy to escape if we were to be locked in a prison cell. Brother Monkey said don't worry, let's see what tricks they are playing, Lao Sun doesn't believe what they can do to us.
The guards escorted us through a long corridor, and after eighteen bends in the mountain road, we entered what looked like a cell, and like the ones we had seen before, it was full of fenced doors. After putting us in one of the small cells, the guards all went out, leaving only two of us to guard us. I was going to sleep before, but now I don't feel sleepy.
I took this opportunity to ask the guards about what the city lord wanted us to help us, but he locked us up again. So I went to the gate of the fence and asked the two guards who were guarding on both sides: Do you know what the city wants us to do? What made the old pig feel very shameless was that they refused to even turn their heads back, let alone answer my question. At this time, Brother Monkey came over, and Brother Monkey said Idiot, you are really unreasonable, why don't you even understand this little rule? What are the rules? Brother Monkey said that it is not their job for you to ask them questions, so they have the right not to answer you; You have to mean it. Brother Monkey then said: Idiot, you stay aside first, and wait for my grandson to come and ask them. After speaking, Brother Monkey put his hand into the tiger skin skirt and touched it, and as a result, he found a large stack of banknotes. I said, Brother Monkey, do you really have so many? Brother Monkey "shh Brother Monkey said that if we don't keep it quiet, once the guards hear it, maybe they will be greedy for money and come in and loot all of us.
After saying that, Brother Monkey also leaned on the fence gate. Brother Monkey didn't rush to shout, but reached out of the door, and then shook vigorously. After a while, the guards on both sides gathered and stared directly at the banknotes in Brother Monkey's hand. I think Brother Monkey is really capable of doing it*, and it is also the most direct and effective way to do it*. When Brother Monkey saw them coming, he retracted his hand instead. This time* the guards spoke first: What's the matter? Very polite. Brother Monkey took out a small part of the money in his hand and handed it to them, and said, "We want to ask some questions, as long as you answer truthfully, these banknotes in my hand are all yours; If the answer is good, it is possible to give some more. A cursory look at the banknotes in Brother Monkey's hand is estimated to be thousands, and the answers to a few questions are undoubtedly very cost-effective for thousands of dollars; Therefore, when Brother Monkey finished speaking, the two guards looked left and right, and then replied with a smile: No problem, just ask, as long as we know, we will tell you. I said, Brother Monkey, don't give them all first, what if they lie or can't answer? Isn't that a waste? It's better to let the old pig help you control the number. After saying that, I went to grab the banknote from Brother Monkey's hand. It is estimated that Brother Monkey also felt reasonable, so he didn't argue with me, so I took it very smoothly.
When the two guards outside saw that the money was in my hands, they turned their eyes to me again. It seems that they are indeed here for the money, although I have known it for a long time, but now I can be more sure. Brother Monkey asked: Do you know why we were locked up by the city lord? Didn't he say he wanted us to help? We don't know each other. One of the guards thought for a moment before saying, "We don't know exactly what's going on, but one thing is for sure, you will never be asked to help, and the city lord must have another purpose, because this place is usually only for felons." Felons? I wonder if this city lord is really confused, how could we suddenly put the hat of a felony on our heads if we don't know each other? We're just passing through here, and the city lord must have made a mistake. The guards said they didn't know if they were mistaken, but it was indeed for felons, and the guards outside were even tighter.
Brother Monkey was about to ask a second question, only to see the two guards look at the money in my hand. Brother Monkey understood and said to me: Idiot, give them some money. How much is it? I said. Just whatever. Brother Monkey said. You can't just do it, but what if you have a lot of problems and you don't have enough money? Brother Monkey said that you are really troublesome, and you still don't know my grandson's ability? At this time, I remembered that all this money was changed from Brother Monkey's hair, so I quickly took a stack of it to them. No wonder it's called "Seeing the Money", the two guys really looked frowning when they saw the money in their hands, and then asked Brother Monkey anxiously: If you have any other questions, just ask, it doesn't matter if the back is cheaper. Brother Monkey asked what happened to the city lord's daughter recruiting relatives today? As soon as Brother Monkey finished asking, he continued to ask: What is the name of the city lord's daughter? Pretty looking. The guards said that the castle was called Ouyang Cheng, the city lord's name was Ouyang Xun, and the city lord's daughter was named Ouyang Zhen; The guards said don't look at the city lord's daughter, she is more beautiful, she is good at kung fu, and seven or eight guards are not her opponents.
I was about to give money, but Brother Monkey said wait a minute, they haven't answered my question yet. As for why Ouyang Zhen suddenly recruited relatives today, they also didn't know very well, because they hadn't heard of the princess (the honorific title of the daughter of the city lord of the guards) to recruit relatives before, and it was also a competition to recruit relatives.
Brother Monkey nodded at me and signaled that he could give money. This is called hand-to-hand delivery.
After that, Brother Monkey turned around and asked Brother Monkey: Are you done? Brother Monkey nodded, and said that he could ask everything he could think of, and the rest of the money will be at your disposal, and you can ask whatever questions you want. I thought about the most important question, Brother Monkey is useless, so I said to the guards: If you can answer me in the affirmative, I will give you all the money in my hand. The guard looked very happy and said, "Yes! All right! What's the problem? Can you let us out? I said. The two guards looked at each other for a while before they finally said in unison: No. I thought about it, they never expected that my old pig would ask such an outrageous question. I said that since you can't do it, then the old pig can't give you this money. After saying that, he turned around. The two guards looked disappointed, staring at the money. I thought it would be better to spend them all in one go, but it was useless anyway; So I said to the two guards, "If you can get us something to eat, I'll give you all the money." Brother Monkey said nerd, are you mistaken, you have to eat again after eating just now. I said that eating more is more beneficial, what if this guy is the same as the Taoist priest in front? Aren't we going to be miserable? The two guards were happy to accept the exchange, saying that you should wait a while, and I would go down and bring you something to eat. After that, one of them left.
After a while the guard who had gone out returned, but behind him a middle-aged man; And the middle-aged man still looked at us directly. I wondered if the guards had told us about bribing them? The guards said it was a wizard in their castle, and said they were coming to see us. The wizard told all three of us to come over and approach the fence gate; So we did as he wanted. Then the wizard told us to turn around and show him. The wizard looked at us in a daze, nodded and said, "Okay! Good! Good! Then he walked away.
As soon as the wizard walked away, the guard hurriedly pulled out some fruit cookies and the like from his pocket. I said if you are mistaken, the old pig wants chicken legs, not these non-nutritious things. The guard said, "Big brother, you will just take a moment, there are these things outside; The chicken legs are still in the kitchen, we can't just go in, not to mention that it's not yet time to eat, where did the chicken legs come from? Brother Monkey said that if you are a nerd, don't be picky, just have something to eat. After that, Brother Monkey asked the guard what the wizard was doing with him? The guard said he didn't know, and he met him halfway through, saying he wanted to come with me to see you. When Brother Monkey heard that he was a wizard, he said "not good". I asked Brother Monkey what's wrong? Brother Monkey said that if you think about it, you know that the place where the wizard appears must not be a good thing, and since he is coming to see us now, it can be seen that this matter is not good for us. Listening to Brother Monkey say this, I remembered the half-immortal I met when I first entered the city, and he said that I had a bloody disaster, could it be that this time? Likely, it looks like we'll have to be a little more careful. I said what about Brother Monkey, when I first entered the city, people told us that there was a bloody disaster, but you said that people were talking nonsense; Now it's quite accurate. I thought that if I believed him and asked him for a crack*, wouldn't we be able to save the day? Brother Monkey said that it was useless to say anything now, and it was better to take care of what was in front of him. Senior Brother Sha was asking again: How should this be? After a while Brother Monkey spoke, and he called the two guards to him, and told them that if they could go out and find out what the wizard was here for, he would give them a lot of money. The two guards glanced at each other, and then looked at Brother Monkey with a suspicious look, which meant very clearly: You still have money on you? Brother Monkey also saw their suspicions, so he reached into the tiger skin skirt again, and then pulled out a large stack of banknotes from there, far more than the last time. The guards grinned when they saw this, they probably had never seen someone in prison with so much money. The guards said that it was good to talk about it, and they would want to figure it out. Brother Monkey said that the sooner the better, and I will give you all the money when you find out the news. The guard said that of course, one hand to pay and the other hand to deliver. Brother Monkey said: But we have to talk about it first, if it is not good for you to do things yourself, we will not know anything. The guard said yes, and I'm more worried about that than you are.
After the guard left, the remaining one looked at us blankly and said, "Do you have any problems?" If there is, just ask. I think this guy is really, and he can even say such things. Senior Brother Sha said that we might as well escape! It's still too late. Brother Monkey "shh I said that it is not terrible to be caught, but what is terrible is what happens after being caught, anyway, it is more troublesome, and it is a designated thing to increase the punishment. After a while, Brother Monkey said like a philosopher: Everything has its own fixed number, and it is best to go with the flow. When Brother Monkey said this, Senior Brother Sha and I both looked at him with a strange look, but Brother Monkey himself didn't feel it.
The guard who had gone out to inquire had returned. Brother Monkey asked him what good news he had brought back? The guard said that he had already found out why the city lord had captured us. I ask why? The guard stopped talking, just smiled mysteriously. Brother Monkey immediately realized it, and hurriedly took out the money and handed half of it. The guard said that the city lord had arrested us just to treat his daughter. Cure? But we don't? I was puzzled. It doesn't matter if you don't understand, the doctor just understands, you're just a medicine guide. Medication induction? The more I talk about it, the more confused I become. The guard said that the reason why the lord's daughter was in such a hurry to recruit was because she had a very rare disease; According to the doctor who treated the disease, if there is only one way to completely cure this disease, that is, to find a young man whose skills are above Ouyang Zhen, and then transfer all his skills to her, and then Yin and Yang can cure her disease. In other words, Ouyang Zhen recruited relatives today just to find a young man with higher skills than her to be her medicine for treatment. Brother Monkey said that it must be those sideways who are doing ghosts, and they actually came up with such a thing*. However, Senior Brother Sha didn't understand a little, that is, since Ouyang Zhen wanted to find a young man to make a medicine guide, why did the city lord lock us up now? I said yes, yes, a few of us are not young anymore, although there are some skills, but they are not the same as mortals. The guard said that because we were watching the excitement in the square at the beginning, we happened to be seen by the wizard standing on the castle tower, and the wizard saw that we were not authentic human beings, so he decided that we were cultivated; Moreover, he also saw that there was a real qi bubbling from us, so he thought that we were more suitable for medicine than any young man with superior skills, so he sent someone to arrest us when we went to the square.
I see!
So what kind of recipe* is the wizard going to use to make us into medicine? Will it be boiled and eaten?
The guard said that this was not clear, and that the wizard would not easily reveal these things to outsiders.
Brother Monkey gave all the money in his hand to the guards, let them divide it equally, and then turned around. Senior Brother Sha said: "Oh, this misunderstanding is big, the wizard must think that we are goblins. Brother Monkey said that the wizard practiced evil arts, even if he mistook us for goblins, didn't he let the princess compete with relatives to seduce those young men? I said Brother Monkey, we'd better not mess with these guys, so as not to get angry. Senior Brother Sha also agreed with my opinion this time, saying that instead of fighting with him here, it was better to do your own thing as soon as possible. I think Brother Monkey insisted on staying because he was haphazard. Brother Monkey thought about it for a while, probably thinking that we were right, so he quietly told us: Okay, just wait for these two guards to escape when their guards are lax. Brother Monkey said that when he came in, he noticed that there seemed to be a barren mountain behind the castle, from which we could escape, and we could avoid the frontal pursuit of the officers and soldiers. I said let's just leave, it doesn't seem to be very kind to those two guards. Brother Monkey said that if you are kind, then it is better to stay and not leave. Senior Brother Sha said that it is better to do this, let's change a few fake ones and put them here to fool them, so that these two guards may not be punished, after all, they can't tell that what is lying on the ground is actually fake. As we fled, the two guards were hiding and counting the money, oblivious to the commotion.
Before leaving, Brother Monkey plucked a few hairs from his body and blew on them, and as a result, they became our appearances respectively, and they were not out of shape at all. Brother Monkey said that he could blindfold them now, and by the time they reacted, we didn't know where to go. Brother Monkey was proud when he said this.
When we came out, we came out in the form of those guards, so it was a smooth journey.
After leaving the city gate, we went around the back of the castle according to Brother Monkey, and only then did we change back to our original form in the woods. As soon as we got into the woods, I hurriedly pulled out the fruits and biscuits that the guards had bought for us from my pockets. I asked Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha to come over and eat too, but Brother Monkey said no, and Brother Monkey said that the biscuits were nothing delicious. I said it wasn't just biscuits, they also brought some fruit in them. I heard that there was a fruit monkey brother who came to eat, so he also came over to eat. This change of body shape is the same as soaring through the clouds, it is a very laborious job, if there is not sufficient physical support in advance, then it is easy to fall from mid-air, or change back to our original body shape. So every time I was deformed and foggy, I felt very hungry and wanted to eat. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha seem to be in better condition than mine, probably because they weigh less than mine. Senior Brother Sha said that we are really cost-effective, and Brother Monkey's few hairs have been exchanged for so many things. I said that I don't know if the hair on Brother Monkey's body will be plucked out by Brother Monkey. Senior Brother Sha said how is that possible, the hair can be regenerated, as long as the hair follicles below are still there, then it can grow fresh again. Brother Monkey said Okay, okay, you two don't talk about sweat and hair in the east and sweat in the west, Lao Sun's hair is not for the welfare of all of us, otherwise others will not give it casually.
After Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were full, I calculated it again, and we only ate half of the original in total. When I first came out, Brother Monkey was not allowed to bring it, saying that it was troublesome; Luckily I brought it, otherwise we would all be hungry by now.
Ahead looks like a barren mountain with no end in sight. I said, Brother Monkey, we shouldn't be going from here, right? Brother Monkey said, let's just go around to the other direction of the castle from here, so as to avoid the pursuit of wizards.
Standing on the hill, you can see the layout of the castle almost clearly, and from a distance it looks like an ancient Roman bullring. I wondered how strange the location of this castle was, and it was set up in such a remote place. Senior Brother Sha said that Second Senior Brother, you don't know anything, this is called dominating one side. After passing through a wood, an open field appeared in front of it. Brother Monkey said let's go to the open ground and rest for a while, and then continue walking. The open ground is a good place to rest, and there is green grass everywhere, as if a thick carpet has been laid.
Just as we were closing our eyes and recuperating, many soldiers suddenly appeared around us, exactly like the ones we had seen in the castle before. I finished talking and was discovered by them, but how could they be so fast? As far as the eye could see, there were soldiers everywhere, estimated to be thousands. As he looked around, a man stepped out of the middle of the soldiers.
Sorcerer! How could it be him? Brother Monkey said that it seems that today's battle is inevitable, and we all have to let go of our hands and feet to fight with them.
The wizard stepped forward, and began to laugh so hard that our hearts grew to the fire. Brother Monkey said: Hey, good dogs don't get in the way, there is no injustice and no revenge, why do you want to kill them all? The wizard said that we are indeed innocent and innocent, but the path we take determines that we will not share the sky. I wondered how the hell did this guy know we were going to escape? And also know that we are from this road. The wizard said that you don't need to be surprised, in fact, I have already calculated that you have the ability to escape, and I also calculated that you will escape from this road, so I laid an ambush here in advance, so you are really here? At this time, I began to regret Brother Monkey's original choice, you say, if we were not afraid to take the sunny avenue, would this not happen? But at the end of the day, now that things have happened, we have to face them bravely.
The wizard said, "Don't talk so much nonsense, which of you will come up first?"
Why? I asked.
Do you want to fight, do you still do it? The wizard replied.
Originally, Brother Monkey was going to go up to take the lead, but I persuaded him and said that according to the current situation, we are out of disadvantage, Brother Monkey, you are the main force of our team, and you have to preserve your strength. Brother Monkey said that's good, you should be careful yourself, if it doesn't work, step back and let Senior Brother Sha take over. The wizard had already set up his posture, just waiting for me to make a move. Although I was far away from the wizard, I could clearly feel a stream of air flowing around him, and I thought that this guy must not be so easy to deal with.
The wizard struck first, and he attacked from my left, but he didn't rush at me directly, but there was a certain angle. Just as I adjusted my posture to aim in the direction he came from, I found that the wizard was also unconsciously adjusting the direction of his attack, and never confronted me head-on. When the wizard came to me, he seemed to be floating over, silently without a sound at all, and still from the side. He didn't make any special moves with his hands and feet when he came, so I didn't know whether to attack or defend for a while. I guess he's playing psychological tactics with me, I think so. Just as I was about to attack, Brother Monkey's voice suddenly sounded behind me: Idiot watch his feet! Hearing Brother Monkey say this, I lowered my head to pay attention to my feet, and the wizard's leg had reached behind me at some point, as if the leg was not his at all, and it was completely out of alignment with his body. Before I could fully raise my head, I saw something flying in front of me out of the corner of my eye. Although I didn't know what it was at the time, I reflexively leaned back and managed to dodge it. At that time, I saw clearly that it was a wizard's fist. The wizard's fist had just withdrawn from me, and I felt his feet kick again. Of course, all I felt was that momentum. This time, I didn't have time to take a closer look, so I had to use the force of the previous leaning back to flip again, and after standing upside down, I stopped, and turned to spread my legs and spin. But the wizard was smarter, and seeing that he couldn't take advantage of it, he immediately squatted down while I was standing upside down and attacked my upper body. I fell down again, right on his back. But before I could get up, the wizard turned around and grabbed my hands, and then another straddle leg sandwiched my head between his legs, so I couldn't move.
The wizard beckoned the man behind him to bring a rope and tied me into a strong knot.
The next one is Senior Brother Sha's appearance, which is similar to my fate, and within twenty moves, Senior Brother Sha was also caught by the wizard. I can't help but secretly admire his * skills in my heart.
The battle between Brother Monkey and the wizard is very exciting, and if my hands are not tied, I will definitely applaud them. Senior Brother Sha said that this guy is amazing, no wonder he can bring so many soldiers out alone, it turns out that he has real skills. It is said that Brother Monkey is fighting with the wizard hotly.
Although the wizard is not a simple character, Brother Monkey is also not a simple character, and two characters who are not simple are bound to do something not simple when they get together; So the battle between Brother Monkey and the wizard is very not simple. They probably made hundreds of moves, but they still couldn't tell who had the upper hand.
Suddenly, the wizard shouted, and then took several large steps back, and then with a wave of his hand, the surrounding soldiers all went in the direction of Brother Monkey. The soldiers did not fight with Brother Monkey in groups, but kept changing formations according to the wizard's gestures, which was intricate. Senior Brother Sha can't say it's good, this wizard will also be Qimen Dunjia. Sure enough, the formation of the soldiers kept changing, so much so that at last they completely departed from the wizard's gestures. Just like the array laid out by the Taoist priest we met before, this time it was also dazzling to see, if it weren't for the surrounding trees as a reference, I would definitely not be able to distinguish between the southeast and the northwest. Although I can see the situation of the entire formation clearly, the monkey brother who is inside can't see these clearly, which is called "I don't know the true face of Lushan, only because I am in this mountain".
Under such a strong lineup, finally, Brother Monkey's hands and feet also slowed down, and it was estimated that he was dazzled by the formation and panicked, so in the end he had to stand there motionless. So Brother Monkey was also caught by the wizard's men.
After being captured, the three of us were tied to a pillar in a hall. And the lord of the city and the sorcerer were there, and the lord of the city said to the sorcerer, Which of them would be better to use first? The wizard circled around the three of us and then stopped in front of me: "In my opinion, it is best to use him first." The lord of the city said, "I would like to hear about it." The wizard said, "You see that he has a fat head and big ears, and a generous face, and must be the most energetic, and using him first will surely make the princess's condition temporarily alleviated." The lord nodded in agreement with the wizard's view*.
After that, the wizard and the city lord walked away, leaving only a few people to guard us.
I said, Brother Monkey, what should I do now? Brother Monkey said it was best to leave now. It's just that after the fight just now, our energy has been almost exhausted, and it is not easy to escape. Brother Monkey said he did it himself*. After Brother Monkey said this, he remained motionless. It didn't take long for Brother Monkey's voice to ring in his ears: Idiot! Nerds! I looked at Brother Monkey on the pillar, and Brother Monkey's voice said Idiot, don't look at it, that's fake, Lao Sun is already on you. I said, Brother Monkey, don't do it yet, you have to kill those guards first. Brother Monkey said this, of course, and then stopped talking.
It didn't take long for the guards next to him to fall. Brother Monkey said don't worry, I just stuffed a few sleepy bugs into their nostrils.
Brother Monkey changed back to his original form and let me and Senior Brother Sha go, Senior Brother Sha said let's go, Brother Monkey said no, we have to work together to kill the wizard. I originally told Brother Monkey not to kill cleanly, but I thought that he defeated the old pig and made me lose face, so I still supported Brother Monkey and said*.
We followed the corridor where the wizards had left before, and unlike the heavily guarded outside, there was not even a single guard standing guard here, only one or two maids passing by occasionally, but they didn't make a fuss when they saw us, but still walked with their heads down. I think that their cultivation is really enough to reach home, and we are not surprised to see such an ugly one. Suddenly, a hand stretched out from the window next to him and pulled Senior Brother Sha, who was leaning on the innermost, in. Looking out of the cave, there was a wizard standing in the room.
Brother Monkey was annoyed and said to me: Grandma, idiot, let's make a big fuss about the sky this time, I don't believe that we can't handle this guy. The consequences of Brother Monkey's anger are more serious, not to mention that now the three of us are angry, so the wizard will soon take it down. I thought that if there were guards around here, it wouldn't be so easy for us. Brother Monkey said that it would be a scourge to keep him, so it was better to kill him. Senior Brother Sha said that that's not good, we can't kill. I said that this situation was okay because he was similar to a youkai.
So in the end, Brother Monkey slapped his palm on the door of the head, and the wizard died. Brother Monkey said that if he hadn't laid out that formation before, Lao Sun would not have lost to him. I asked if I wanted to wipe out all the other guards in this castle? Brother Monkey said no, this wizard is the leader, and everyone else is a victim, let's just escape quietly.