Chapter 66: An Unexpected Performance
"Stupid, what are you looking for?"
The movie theater was full of people but the light was dim, and Orochimaru was used to this kind of visual environment, and even took out his notebook, ready to wait for the experiment to be recorded.
But the twisting and turning of Jilai also made him very uncomfortable, and he couldn't help but ask, "Are you looking for Tsunade?" ”
"Stinky snake pill, how could Tsunade come to see the show, she must be in the gambling house, I just heard someone on the street mention a gambling method called skin pumping."
"And what are you looking for?" Orochimaru asked strangely.
"I'm looking for that Uchiha imp just now, I saw him walk into the movie theater, but there was no sign of him in the hall."
Jiraiya stood on the armrest of the chair and looked around left and right, but still couldn't find any trace of Fugaku, so he had to give up, "I guess I went to the toilet, do these Uchiha guys use ten pieces of paper to wipe their butts?" What a grind! ”
"Is there anything wrong with ten pieces of paper?"
Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya strangely.
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While everyone was eating popcorn and chatting with friends, the lights suddenly went out.
Fortunately, there were not many children in the field, so they did not make any sharp and piercing sounds, on the contrary, as well-trained ninjas, everyone immediately got the idea, and a huge white curtain in the center of the stage slowly fell.
Immediately afterward, a bright light hit the white screen, forming a colorful pattern.
On the curtain, wearing diapers, naked upper body, and two pigtails at the same time, the water gate slowly climbed to the center, and then shook his head milkily and said "whoosh", and then a line of big words appeared: "Honorably produced by Bofeng Film Co., Ltd."
Looking at this scene, everyone didn't know what to do.
According to the rules of watching Noh or Kabuki in the past, the audience should applaud and show respect after the actor announces the screen.
But now there are no live actors, only a little baby appears on the screen, and everyone doesn't know whether to shoot or not.
But at this time, a loud voice suddenly sounded in the VIP box extending from above.
"Cutie, you're the best!"
Fu Yue shouted at the top of his voice, and at the same time clapped desperately, and his hands were red.
People are all conformists, and under the leadership of Fu Yue, the audience applauded thunderously.
But Watergate naturally won't stay for a second longer because of the fan's shouting, and as soon as the picture turns, there are blue waves on the screen, connecting with the sky, and there is a curling gull chirping in the ears, and the scenery is beautiful.
At this time, a seagull quickly skimmed the camera, and then a cruise ship appeared on the sea, sailing slowly, and a huge title appeared in the center of the screen: "One Piece".
The ninja world is also available in English, and it is one of the basic courses that ninjas must learn.
In Naruto's first shinobi exam after graduation, the first was a theory exam, and there were several close-ups of the test paper at that time, which tested ancient Chinese, English, common sense of life (how to use a drying rack), Einstein's mass-energy equation E=MC^2, parabolic calculations to calculate the range of shuriken, and so on.
These questions are so difficult that Sakura Haruno is not sure of getting a perfect score, and Sasuke even wants to hand in a blank paper, but in any case, these are indeed the knowledge that ninjas need to master.
Of course, this knowledge is still decades later, and there is reason to believe that no one in the ninja world has yet studied any mass-energy equations, but in English, most of the ninjas present know how to do it.
This language is often used as a code word among ninjas, and now as the title of a movie, it is even more mysterious.
Although no one understood what the hell One Piece meant, everyone nodded their heads in understanding.
As soon as the camera turned, in the hall inside the ship, a group of aristocratic people, men and women were dancing in pairs, or elegantly sipping red wine.
Jiraiya nodded with satisfaction while eating popcorn, "This scene is good, when I traveled in Yunokuni, I was lucky enough to see a similar water show on the painting boat there, and there is a plot!" It's really exciting, I don't know if the heroine in this movie is drifting - poof!! ”
Suddenly, all the popcorn was sprayed out, causing the audience in the front row to turn around angrily.
After apologizing again and again, Jiraiya wiped his eyes vigorously and said uncertainly: "Stinky snake pill, I'm not mistaken, right?" Although I used some transformation and makeup, it was Tsunade, right? How could she be involved in such a performance? ”
"Don't you like to watch her perform?"
Orochimaru tilted his head strangely, "I thought you would be looking forward to it." ”
"That...... Say what you don't expect...... Actually, you can't say that...... But what...... After all, she is the eldest lady of the Thousand Hands Clan, and she is still our good friend......"
"Then don't worry, this will never happen."
"How do you know?"
Orochimaru tasted the popcorn and tossed it aside, "Because I met it once, the man called the first born of the waves......"
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Sure enough, as Orochimaru said, although the little girl played by Tsunade was dressed hotly, she didn't have any strange behavior at all...... It doesn't count if you steal the tourists' money.
Obviously, Tsunade's identity is revealed, she is a little thief cat roaming the sea.
Immediately after, the plot went in the opposite direction completely as Jiraiya expected.
Wealth, fame, status, the ninja Wang Senju who has the whole world, his words before dying make people rush to the sea.
"Want my treasure? If you want, I can give it all to you, go find it! I put all my treasures there! So all the men sailed to the "Great Route" to chase their dreams, and the world began to welcome the advent of the Great Ninja Era!
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