Chapter 33: The Confidant of Youth
"You, who have never left the greenhouse, have no idea that you are - too - weak - !
"An ordinary person like me, who sweats ten times or a hundred times the time and spends all the time of others drinking coffee to exercise hard, can also achieve great achievements!"
"But every time I see you sleeping lazy, either overeating or lying on the chair and lazy......" Tsunade looked at the talkative little yellow hair in front of him in surprise, completely disbelieving that he had a dime to do with diligence.
All this sounds more like little yellow hair mocking herself!
Tsunade desperately told himself that the other party had been seriously injured in the brain, and the brain waves were still abnormal, and as a doctor, he must not beat his own patient.
After a full minute of violent heaving in his chest, Tsunade gritted his teeth and said, "You'd better explain what you said, otherwise, I'll take you back to the hospital for treatment, because I have reason to believe that you haven't recovered at all!" ”
"I'm sorry, Dr. Tsunade."
The first born shook his head indifferently and said, "As a doctor, I respect you very much, but as a ninja, I can't take back my words, I believe that diligence can make up for clumsiness, and God rewards diligence!" ”
"Oh, then it looks like I need to prove my ninjutsu prowess!"
Tsunade's small face had turned into an extremely dangerous expression, and his hands were constantly squeezing their joints against each other, making a clicking sound.
At this moment, there was a sudden burst of applause and a whining sob.
A green figure jumped up and wept bitterly: "This is youth!" Woo woo woo ~ I didn't expect that there are men in this world who also have the soul of youth! ”
Tsunade looked at the visitor in surprise, the black and shiny corrugated head, two thick straight eyebrows, and the green tights with spicy eyes, which were quite recognizable.
However, she didn't remember such a person.
Compared to Jiraiya, who has been wandering around all year round, and Orochimaru, who hides in the laboratory all day, Tsunade has much more information about other ninjas in Konoha.
She would know anyone who was a little famous, such as Tsukashige, whom Tsunade recognized from his long silver hair and short blade around his waist when he first met him.
There is only one explanation for the man in front of him who has a distinct feature but no impression of himself.
That is, this person is a low-level ninja, the kind that is not valued at all.
It's not that Tsunade discriminates against low-level ninjas, otherwise she wouldn't have made friends with the newborn.
And on Jiraiya's side, when he was still the tail of the crane, Tsunade never discriminated against him, and when he became a ninjutsu expert, Tsunade didn't have a good face for him.
From this point of view, Tsunade's personality is still much better than that of her future disciple Sakura Haruno.
Although it does not discriminate against low-level ninjas, there are tens of thousands of ninjas in Konoha in total, and it is impossible for anyone to remember them all.
Most of them are also like the thick-eyed melon skin ninja in front of them, whose origins are unknown, and people have no impression.
After all, Tsunade is the personal disciple of the three generations of Hokage, the granddaughter of the god of ninjas, and this identity and family tradition are too far from those poor ninjas who live a hard life......
"Woo woo, newborn...... Youth ......"
"Woo woo, Daisan...... Sweat ......"
By the time Tsunade came back to his senses, Hatsumori was already crying with Maite Day.
After being suppressed for many years, Maite Dai felt that he had finally found a soulmate, and he cried extremely sadly, tears and snot flowed without money.
The first student felt that he couldn't ask for his coat, but fortunately he was pulled by Tsunade to see the expedition, and he didn't wear any valuable clothes.
Previously, the Kachiki caravan traveled between Konoha and Akinayama, and the two ninja naginas selected by Shuo Mao were not satisfied.
When it comes to old scalpers with low wages, good work, and hard work, who else can compare to the young Maite father and son?
Although compared to the son who almost kicked out the finale, Maite Dai is a little less meaningful.
But it's also his own strength, kicking the ruthless people of the Seven Men of the High-end Martial Arts, and he has never been valued by Konoha Village in his life, so the first born naturally has to find a way to hire it.
Originally, I wanted to find some topic to resonate with Maite Dai, but it seemed that the resonance was too much, and the newborn finally escaped Maite Dai's death embrace, but met Tsunade's strange gaze.
"Tsunade, listen to me, things are not what you imagined!" The newborn said hurriedly.
Matt Dai stopped in front of the newborn, and although his oversized eyes continued to stream tears, he smiled.
He turned his head, gave a thumbs up, and a bright light flashed on his eight white teeth: "Firstborn-kun, my confidant, please witness my blazing heat and sweat, this is youth!" ”
After speaking, the first life also vaguely heard the sound effect of "ding".
Maite Dai turned his head, wiped away the tears of youth, and said in a deep voice: "People's youth should sweat, not be competitive, and exercise one's body to protect one's family, not to prove anything to others."
Okay, you start beating me, move faster, I still have 11,200 frog jumps to complete, if you can't complete 30,000 frog jumps, go around the village upside down! ”
As he spoke, Matt Dai squatted down, holding his head, and actually looked like he was beaten by Tsunade and did not fight back.
But think about it, although Maite Dai in the original book has amazing strength, he never proves it to others, even in the face of his son's questioning, saying that he is the most wasteful father, Maite Dai still faces it with a smile.
Only when his relatives are in danger, this man who has always been unpretentious and even just a clown in the eyes of everyone blooms with truly beautiful brilliance.
So in his opinion, the best way to help his confidant solve the immediate trouble is to let this woman beat ......
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However, Maite Dai's words fell on Tsunade's ears, which made her even more angry.
What do you mean by not proving to others?
The strength of this eldest lady's elite upper ninja, you are an unknown lower ninja, maybe you have even passed the graduation exam several times, what can you prove!
The tone is too arrogant, ah, hey!
But the most hateful thing is the damn newborn.,Actually hugging and hugging a man.,I thought it was just a fetish unique to Jiraiya and Orochimaru!
Tsunade stepped forward angrily, intending to slap the obstructive melon skin man aside first.
However......
Tsunade casually slapped Maite Day, who was holding his head......
You must know that the self-restraint training method of the Maite family, in addition to always putting forward all kinds of strange training requirements for themselves, also likes to add perverted weights to the body.
At that time, Xiao Li fought against a one-tailed human pillar force I Airo, so he untied the weight of 200 kilograms on each foot, and a set of combination techniques almost knocked out my Airo.
At this time, Maite Dai's weight on his body was even more exaggerated, and the waist of his feet and the like added up to a total of 700 kilograms.
With such a big steel ingot cowering there, how could Tsunade be able to shake it without using strange powers?
"You...... Are you really shinobi? ”
Cold sweat oozed from the corners of Tsunade's forehead and he began to doubt his life.
After all, whether it is a newborn or a melon skin man, she has already met two such freaks in half a day.
"Ding!"
Maite Dai gave a thumbs up again, and a bright light flashed on his eight white teeth, "That's right, although all the Shinobi exams have been hung in the first written exam for many years, I will definitely pass next year's trial, this is a man's intuition!" ”
Tsunade covered his forehead, convinced that the funny guy in front of him was indeed Shinobi.
"Since it's a lower forbearance, let's be ready for the consciousness of lower forbearance! The tail of the crane counterattacks or something, it's enough to have that idiot! Miss Ben is obviously super strong, how can she be too weak! ”
Tsunade with a broken faith begins to attack Maite Day......
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