Xu Zixiong felt like he had a long, long dream, in which he actually became the apprentice of an old Taoist priest with a strange temper on Wuling Mountain, and was forcibly demobilized by the military region after joining the army for four years.

The most unforgettable thing for Xu Zixiong is that in the dream, he also has five confidantes, and a little brother who keeps calling himself the boss, and even Princess Anna of the British royal family has come to China to look for him, but what Xu Zixiong can't understand is that he doesn't know why he fell into a coma when a girl named Wu Laihua called her husband.

It doesn't matter if he is in a coma, the dream surrounded by beautiful women was interrupted, and Xu Zixiong had to open his heavy eyelids, but what made Xu Zixiong a little confused was that the pictures in these dreams were not as the world said, they would become blurry when they woke up from the dream, but they were vivid, just like what they had experienced in reality.

"It seems that I have been really delirious by those children in the attached middle school recently, and my uncle innocently vomited blood and died on his thirtieth birthday, so that I had such a ridiculous dream! In reality, where will there be any cultivators, and there will be no affair where five daughters are going to marry a husband, I still have to think about how to teach and educate people after I go back! ”

Xu Zixiong was lying on the soft sleeper of the train, watching the train slowly enter a station, and he couldn't help but think of his somewhat bleak and magical life experience.

The reason why Xu Zixiong's life experience is bleak is because his mother had a dystocia and hemorrhage when she gave birth to him, and died in a small hospital at the foot of the Tianshan Mountains, Xu Zixiong has lived with his father since he was a child, but when Xu Zixiong was ten years old, his father fell on the banquet for his thirtieth birthday inexplicably.

Fortunately, Xu Zixiong also has an uncle who is eight years older than himself, relying on the wealth left by his father before his death, the uncle and nephew were able to survive in a small town near the Tianshan Mountains, so that Xu Zixiong still can't understand that the uncle actually reached the age of marriage and did not start a family, at that time Xu Zixiong thought that his uncle was afraid that he would be wronged; But now that I think about it, Xu Zixiong is a little eyebrow-raising.

This is where Xu Zixiong's life experience is a bit magical, if it weren't for his uncle telling him before he died, Xu Zixiong would really not be easy to find. Xu Zixiong, who is excellent in character and learning, was close to Zhoujing University, ----the first university in China, at the age of fifteen as a little prodigy, and after graduating from university, he was arranged by President Zhou to be a teacher in the middle school attached to Zhoujing University.

Not long ago, Xu Zixiong was called back to his hometown in Tianshan by his uncle who lived alone in Tianshan, and the reason that the uncle said was to let Xu Zixiong come to attend his thirtieth birthday, but the tone of the phone with Xu Zixiong was like saying goodbye to Xu Zixiong, Xu Zixiong saw this, immediately put down his work, and took a train for three days and two nights to his hometown in Tianshan.

Xu Zixiong will never forget what his uncle said when he fell into his arms, 'Zixiong, you must remember one thing, that is, our Xu family has been witched in the past thousand years, and the men in the family will never live past the thirtieth birthday, your grandfather is like this, your father is too, I can't hide now, didn't you always let me get married and start a family before?" Now you should know my uncle's difficulties, I don't want my children to suffer in the world, if you want to change your fate, just look at the formation books handed down from our ancestors. ’

Uncle said the ancestral formation book, Xu Zixiong knew that it was a book called "Taiyi Xuanjing", when Xu Zixiong was very young, his father relied on this "Taiyi Xuanjing" for people to see the yin and yang house, fortune-telling for a living, and then his father did not solve the witchcraft and died, this book fell into the hands of his uncle, but the content on it is too profound, the people of the Xu family can only understand the first two pages for thousands of years, and they can't crack the witchcraft at all.

After Xu Zixiong buried his uncle, he took the "Taiyi Xuanjing" on the train back to Zhoujing, thinking of what his uncle said, Xu Zixiong planned to take advantage of the return time to study the "Taiyi Xuanjing", after all, no one does not want to live a long life.

Who knows, Xu Zixiong just finished reading the first two pages, he felt that his head was dizzy, and he unconsciously fell asleep on the soft sleeper, and had such a seemingly absurd dream.

When the train was about to start, a sweet-looking girl came in, she had black shoulder-length hair, she was wearing a black short skirt professional suit, and her fair and sexy calves were matched with a pair of shiny black high heels.

This girl looked like she was in her twenties, she put the big travel backpack in her hand and stuffed it under Xu Zixiong's sleeper at random, and then stood there looking at Xu Zixiong intently.

Noticing this girl's actions, Xu Zixiong couldn't help but wonder: "Why did she stuff her backpack under my sleeper, could he be my upper bunk?" ”

The sleepers on the train are divided into upper, middle and lower three layers, Xu Zixiong is now sleeping in the most comfortable lower berth, because the place where Xu Zixiong got on the train is the starting station of this train, plus there are few people in the northwest, so although the train has been running for a day and a night, but so far in the entire carriage, there are only Xu Zixiong and the girl who just came up.

seems to have guessed Xu Zixiong's thoughts, after the girl looked at Xu Zixiong for a while, she didn't go up to Xu Zixiong's upper bunk, but sat on the lower bunk opposite Xu Zixiong with a blushing face, but what puzzled Xu Zixiong was that the girl always looked at him thoughtfully, and when Xu Zixiong put down the "Taiyi Xuanjing" in her hand to look at her, she lowered her head to avoid Xu Zixiong's gaze.

"I'll go, won't!" Seeing this little apple he didn't know, he always looked at himself secretly, Xu Zixiong couldn't help but wail in his heart, "God, aren't you playing with me, since you sent the little apple to me and let me taste it, then why do you want me to live no more than thirty years old, aren't you testing whether I am a beast or a beast?" ”

When Xu Zixiong was stared at by the girl opposite, the train started, and a beautiful girl walked in, when she saw Xu Zixiong lying there reading a book, she hugged the arm of the girl who came in before, pointed at Xu Zixiong, and then the two muttered there.

Ten minutes later, the flight attendant came in to exchange tickets and asked everyone to lie down in their own places, and the girl who came in later pouted dissatisfiedly, let go of the previous girl's arm and left the carriage, it seems that she is not a customer of this box, and the reason why she came here to talk to her sister.

The box was very cool, although Xu Zixiong had a ridiculous dream, but he could be regarded as sleeping, so Xu Zixiong at this time was also very comfortable, but the girl sitting on the lower bunk opposite him had been staring at Xu Zixiong since her sister left, which made Xu Zixiong unconsciously start to furious: "Lao Tzu won't meet a nymphomaniac!" ”

Thinking of this, Xu Zixiong put down the "Taiyi Xuanjing" in his hand, looked at the girl opposite and said: "Hello beauty, I don't know what your surname is, how old you are, and whether you are married?" ”

"Sir, this is the first time we have met, isn't it rude for you to ask so much?" When the girl on the opposite side heard this, she unconsciously frowned, as if she regarded Xu Zixiong as a prodigal.

"Nima!" Hearing the girl's words, Xu Zixiong couldn't help shouting in his heart, "I just asked you three questions, and you think I'm impolite, are you polite after staring at me secretly for more than ten minutes?" If it weren't for the fact that you're a girl, I'd have thrown you out a long time ago. ”

"Smack!" Just when Xu Zixiong was about to open his mouth to fight back, the door of the box was opened from the outside, and the girl who had been expelled by the attendant before walked in with a big backpack in her hand: "Sister Laihua, I have asked the conductor to change the position of the box, and now I can sleep on your upper bunk!" ”

After the girl finished speaking, she actually stuffed her backpack under Xu Zixiong's sleeper, and Xu Zixiong was angry, completely ignoring the title of Sister Laihua, only to see Xu Zixiong pointing at them and shouting in a low voice: "You are really deceiving people too much, deceiving people too much!" Although the train is not my Xu Zixiong's house, but now this sleeper is the ticket I bought, how can you be embarrassed to put your luggage under the sleeper of others........"

"Stop, stop!" Before Xu Zixiong could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the girl who had just come in and waved her hand repeatedly, "Xu Zixiong, please take a good look at your ticket, obviously you are lying on my sister Hua's sleeper, why are you raked up now, do you still want to face!" Fortunately, it's me who comes to Sister Hua and has a good temper, if it were me, I would have kicked you off a long time ago! ”

Xu Zixiong quickly took out his ticket when he heard this, it didn't matter, after seeing it clearly, he knew that he had chosen the wrong shop, and finally understood that it was not the girl who committed the nymphomaniac, but he was embarrassed to pick on himself, thinking of this Xu Zixiong said sorry while getting down from the bunk.

"Take a look, this is my ticket to Sister Hua, so you have to die to understand it!" When Xu Zixiong leaned over to apologize, a ticket appeared in front of him, and when he saw the name on it clearly, Xu Zixiong's heart was shocked: "Wu Laihua!" ”