"Smack, smack, smack."

"Network administrator, bring a pack of cigarettes from machine 16."

……

Late at night, the small Internet café covering an area of less than 100 square meters was full of people.

In this noisy corner, a scruffy man is staring at his computer screen, which is the hot game of the current fire, PUBG Battle Royale.

In the upper right corner of the screen, there is a number 3 that flashes red, and there are only three people left in the game, and the figure controlled by the man is standing behind a large tree, sometimes standing, sometimes crouching, and behind him, is the edge of the poison circle.

"Well, besides me, there are two other people, one on the right side of the hill, not in the safe zone, and one who doesn't know the location."

He couldn't help frowning, and surveyed the terrain around him, trying to find the last person left, but as time passed, the last person seemed to have evaporated from the world, completely missing.

"No, I'm going to shrink the circle right away, and I'm going to have to run to the big rock in front of me."

He had been staring at the stone, no one had moved it that way, and behind the stone, there was an endless plain, so it should be a safe place.

He gritted his teeth and spoke again, and after drinking a bottle of drink to fill the energy bar, the poison circle behind him also happened to move.

Without the slightest hesitation, he resolutely rushed out of the tree, and his perspective kept moving towards the position of the man on the mountain.

"Bang bang."

All he could hear was gunshots, and the man on the hill couldn't help but shoot at the man.

"I'm sick in the brain, the poison doesn't run, hit me?"

Although he laughed in his mouth, he did not slack off in the operation, I saw him lie on the ground after running two steps, and then quickly stood up and ran forward two steps, the poison circle was pressing, but he was always one step away from him.

It's not that the man doesn't want to fight back, but the poison ring is behind him, and fighting back will not only waste time to run the poison, but also expose his position, so he can only bite the bullet and advance to the safe zone.

As for the man on the mountain, it is not the man's so-called illness, but the location of the hill where he is, if he wants to enter the safe zone, he is almost completely exposed to his vision, and it is really helpless to forcibly shoot, if you want to eat chicken, you must solve the enemy before this wave brushes over, otherwise, it is completely hopeless.

After the man ate the man's two bullets, he dragged his half-bloody body, and finally came to the rock, the gunfire stopped abruptly, and the message of a person being poisoned jumped out of the lower left corner, no doubt the death of the man on the mountain.

"There's one last person left!"

The man hid behind the rocks, and while applying medicine, he kept pressing the C key and looking around.

Suddenly, the man's eyes froze, and he saw that there was a frying pan in front of his feet.

There was no time to react, and with the sound of crackling gunshots, the screen went black instantly.

"I'm an old!"

The man slammed the mouse without tears, looked at the 17 kills on the screen, and didn't click the button to return to the hall for a long time, and a gentle but piercing voice immediately came from behind him.

"A Voldemort who didn't throw a frying pan can kill you, so it's okay to have a snack."

Being killed by LYB is inherently angry, and suddenly there is a voice that stands and talks without backache, Rao can't stand it anymore, the man is exactly like this, gritted his teeth, scolded and turned his head: "What the hell are you...... That's right! ”

Behind this man, there is a delicate woman standing, with long hair and a small face that is slightly immature, not tall, only more than one meter and six, giving people a sense of déjà vu that they want to take care of in their hands when they see it, and what is more fatal is that under the woman's neck, there is a proud figure!

The man's eyes were staring at the woman's pride, and he couldn't help swallowing a mouthful, and no matter how big the anger was, it gradually dissipated, but this time, the person who raised the anger became the woman in front of him, and she turned her head with a look of indignation and yelled at the position of the bar: "Mom! Who are you looking for, it's disgusting to look squinting! ”

Hearing this, the man couldn't bear it anymore in his seat, and quickly stood up, explaining condescendingly with his height of one meter eight: "Eh, beauty, what you said is wrong, what is called lust, you can't wronged me, you can clearly appreciate the difference between lust and lust." ”

"Is there a difference! Excuse. ”

"Of course there is, people who are squinting just want to sleep with you, I'm different, I don't pick." As the man spoke, he showed a smile that he thought was sweet, which aroused the woman's anger even more, and she immediately stomped her legs and yelled: "Mom, come here quickly!" ”

A middle-aged woman also quickly rushed out of the bar, it was the proprietress of the Internet café, she hurriedly ran up, her smile was full of anxiety: "Coming, coming, what's wrong?" ”

The woman stretched out her hand and pointed at the tip of the man's nose, like a schoolboy making a small report: "He insulted me." ”

"How can I!"

Seeing this, the proprietress also understood the current situation, and immediately laughed: "Yingying, don't be angry, blame me for this, I forgot to make it clear to you, everything is fine with this child, but his mouth is a little poor, and his nature is still good." ”

"I don't see any good nature in him." Yingying bit her lip, her face full of disgust.

"That's because you didn't look carefully, come, you take a closer look." The man's eyes always stayed on Yingying, and before he spoke, he began to take off his clothes, which immediately made Yingying want to cry without tears, and even took a step back and hid behind the proprietress .

"Okay, okay, Gong Han, don't make trouble, my daughter came to talk to you about business."

Gong Han is the name of this man, and when he heard this, Gong Han stopped his actions with a proud face, and the anger in his heart was finally completely extinguished.

The proprietress pulled Ying Ying behind her and said, "Eh, aren't you going to participate in the competition, this person is the best skill we have here." ”

"Don't want it, don't want it, no matter how strong it is." Ying Ying shook her head again and again, and secretly glanced at the sloppy Gong Han, and her eyes were even more determined.

This move naturally fell into the eyes of Gong Han, who was staring at her, and after a little thought, Gong Han understood what the two said, and immediately asked: "Is there a competition in the school, you can invite foreign aid, and you will come to me." ”

"How do you know?"

Not only Yingying, but even the proprietress looked surprised, which also made Gong Han very proud: "Nonsense, don't look at who my brother is, I still don't know if you are careful?" I don't want to be teammates with big brains. ”

"Who do you say is big-chested and brainless!"

"Whoever answers, I mean whom."

"You! Stinky rascals! ”

"How do you know my nickname? See smiled, saw smiled. ”

After speaking, Gong Han turned around and sat back in his seat and continued to play his game.

Gong Han didn't continue to pay attention to the two, but the two didn't seem to have any intention of leaving.

The proprietress was full of embarrassment and persuaded her daughter: "Yingying, don't you want to win?" Gong Han, this child, has also been on the net with me for half a year, how about others, of course my mother knows, you are my daughter, will my mother still let people with bad conduct harm you? ”

"But ......" Ying Ying frowned, her eyes kept moving between the boss lady and Gong Han, and finally took a deep breath, as if she had made up her mind, and nodded to the boss lady: "That, okay." ”

After the exchange, Ying Ying stepped forward and stood behind Gong Han, waiting quietly for Gong Han to finish the game as before.

This time, there was no LYB, after killing nineteen people, the words 'good luck, eat chicken tonight' gradually appeared on Gong Han's screen, but Gong Han was not very excited, as if this was already a habit for him, and skillfully yelled at the bar to redeem the Internet fee, without even replying to his head.

"Hey, stinky rascal, come to our team."

Hearing this, Gong Han paused, turned his head suspiciously, and asked, "Didn't I refuse just now?" Is my Mandarin not standard? ”

"Mom!" Yingying looked aggrieved, pouting and actually lied to the proprietress as a mother, she naturally couldn't resist her, so she had to help her speak: "Gong Han, you can help my daughter, just give me a face, she usually has no hobbies, she likes to play games, no, isn't there a college league recently, she signed up, but I don't want to be out of the first round, don't I think of you." ”

Gong Han frowned, and fell into a dilemma, he really didn't want to participate in the so-called competition, but in the past six months, the boss lady has been really good to him, and this has already been said in this role, and continuing to refuse will inevitably sweep the face of the boss lady.

"This ......"

At this moment, Yingying suddenly remembered something, the corners of her mouth rose slightly, and she immediately opened her mouth: "Don't you like beautiful women, you must know that our MM team is all beautiful, like me, they are all at the bottom of the team, and they are all single." ”

However, to Yingying's surprise, Gong Han didn't seem to be excited because of this, which couldn't help but make Yingying's opinion of Gong Han change, is he really like his mother said, isn't his nature bad? But then, Gong Han's next sentence completely made the woman's thoughts disappear.

"This can't be done, how can this be a condition, I have to ask for substantial benefits."

"What benefits?"

"It depends on your sincerity."

Hearing this, Ying Ying was annoyed at first, but soon her eyes rolled and she said with a smile: "Okay, if you let us win the championship, the three of us will let you touch it casually." ”

"Yingying!"

"Really?"

The former was the voice of the proprietress in a rather angry tone, glaring at Yingying, obviously not expecting her daughter to say such a thing, and the latter was Gong Han, her eyes swept the pride under Yingying's neck with her eyes shining, and the sound of swallowing was endless.

Ying Ying forced a smile, and hurriedly whispered something in her mother's ear, and the anger of the proprietress gradually disappeared, and this scene fell in Gong Han's eyes, and he faintly realized that things were definitely tired, but he couldn't think of anything for a while.

"What are you whispering, tell me?" Gong Han was reluctant to come over, so the two hurriedly separated, Ying Ying didn't answer Gong Han's meaning, and asked directly: "You just say whether you want to go or not, if you don't go, I'll go to find someone else." ”

Gong Han fell into hesitation and couldn't make up his mind for a long time, but Ying Ying was not idle, and stretched his waist on the spot, making his pride even more tempting, which completely stimulated Gong Han's impulse.

"Go! Am I a big man, am I still afraid of your careful thoughts? ”

In this way, Gong Han finally got on the thief ship......

Because it was not early, and the game was at two o'clock in the afternoon of the next day, after simply exchanging contact information, Gong Han returned to his home alone, in a rental house not far from the Internet café, the space was so small that only a bed and a set of tables and chairs could be placed, but the items in the whole room were very few, and they were all neatly placed, which formed a strong contrast with Gong Han's dress.

Gong Han slowly walked to the table, and his eyes involuntarily moved to a photo, on which was a sweet couple, and it could be faintly found that the man in the photo was extremely similar to Gong Han.

With a long sigh, Gong Han withdrew his gaze, did not take off his clothes, fell on the bed and began to sleep......

At noon the next day, Gong Han got up and washed up, and then rushed to the agreed position.

Due to the large number of people required for the competition, there are several competition points in the entire H city, and Gong Han is going to the nearest Internet café - Hanyue Internet Café.

As he approached, Gong Han saw Ying Ying standing at the door from a distance, and beside him, there were two women who were not inferior to Ying Ying, one tall and one short.

One person is taller, with a pair of long legs that occupy two-thirds of the entire body, wearing a slightly tight-fitting leather coat, if it is paired with a leather whip, it looks a little domineering from a distance, and the fly in the ointment is that the common problem of tall girls - small breasts.

The other person is short, at most just 1.6 meters, with a sweet appearance, short hair, and looks young, but he is a complete beauty embryo.

Gong Han is still quite satisfied with this, at least Yingying's statement that they are all beautiful women is not a lie.

"Whoa, I'm here." Gong Han greeted him with a smile, but Yingying cautiously took a few steps back, as if she didn't know him at all, and asked, "What are you doing!" Who are you. ”

Gong Han was stunned for a moment, looked down at himself, full of doubts: "What's wrong?" It's only been one night and you don't recognize anyone? ”

"You...... Are you Gong Han? Yingying muttered, looked Gong Han up and down, and then breathed a sigh of relief: "Surprise me, how did you change your clothes, but it looks much more comfortable." ”

Hearing this, Gong Han scratched his head embarrassedly: "I don't think you are all beauties, and I can't embarrass you too much." ”

"Even if you have a little conscience, come, I'll introduce you to your teammates first." Yingying pursed her lips and smiled, turned around and pointed to the tall beauty and introduced: "My name is Chen Ying, you can just call me Yingying, the two of them are the combination of Qianqian in our school, the tall one is called Qianri, and the short one is called Qiancao......"

"What!" Before Yingying's words were finished, Gong Han couldn't help but open his mouth wide, and looked at the tall and short two people in disbelief: "What are their names?" ”

This time, Yingying reacted quickly, and instantly understood what I meant, maybe this situation has already been encountered by I don't know how much: "Enough, you, don't be like other stinky men, right?" Besides, if you can't decide the name yourself, can't you think about the deeper meaning of the name? ”

"What does that mean?"

"The sun and the grass, what beautiful things."

Gong Han grinned, did not continue to dwell on this matter, and began to introduce himself: "I'll come by myself, my name will be much more normal, my name is Gong Han, you can call me Old Gong." ”

"Old Gong?" The three women muttered in unison, and then reacted at the same time: "Stinky rascal! ”

When meeting someone for the first time, appropriate jokes are more likely to promote the relationship between each other, but you must control this degree, otherwise it will only be the opposite.

However, every time there is peace, there is always some discordant sound.

"Yo, Yingying, have you also found foreign help?"

(End of chapter)