Metamorphosis - Fame (1)
I told Mugu No. 2 that since the transformation was unsuccessful, and the old pig has lived with you for so many days, I have to go back as soon as possible, and I still have something to do at home. The second of the Mugu people said that this is true, then I will not keep you. According to the people of Mutani, I don't have to go through so many planets when I go back this time, and I only need to go through a "door of time and space" to reach the earth directly.
I wonder why we can't come from there when we come, but pass through one planet after another. The people of Muya explained that it was a one-way "door to space", which could only be opened from a planet with highly intelligent life forms to a planet with low intelligence life, and could only go from a high-intelligence planet to a low-intelligence planet, and when returning, it would need to make a detour back from other planets. In the past, when we came from the earth to Jupitus, we belonged to the low-level to the high-level, and we could only bypass it step by step, but now we are from the high-level to the low-level, so we can naturally reach it directly.
I still have a question: Wouldn't this save a lot of time? Because the distance has become relatively shorter. Mugu No. 2 is not right, although the distance is shorter on the surface, but the density of time in the "Gate of Time and Space" is relatively greater than the density of time on our earth, that is to say, the time it took us to pass through so many planets was twenty days before, so this time I only need to go through a gate of time and space to go back, but the time taken is still twenty days; The distance of space has become smaller, but the distance of time has not become smaller. I understand that the portals of time and space are like bread, and time in other dimensions is like compressed biscuits, although they are all made of flour, but the density is very different. Of course, it is worth reiterating that the short time I have been here for a long time is nothing more than personal wishful thinking, and there is no concept of time on Koyakus, and if there is one, it must be on them, because they know very precisely what to do and when; For the sake of expression, I will refer to a measure of time as time.
The wisdom of the Mugu people is higher than ours, but they are very weak in terms of feelings, and the more intelligent and advanced the Mugu people, the more so. I don't know if it's because of his low level of intelligence or what, anyway, I think he is very similar to us earthlings in terms of affection, and he doesn't have the "ruthless" performance of other Mugu people - his attitude is cold or lukewarm. Now that I'm about to leave here and return to my own planet, the Wood Valley Man No. 2 behaves like me, and I'm a little reluctant; Although his eyes seemed to be resolute all the time, I had inadvertently caught a glimpse of pathos—for a moment. Almost certainly, this is our first time together, and at the same time, our last time together; From now on, we will be on different sides, and no one can walk into anyone's world at will, even if there is a chance to face to face. This is the constraint of life on each other, the old pig can't change it, and neither can the second Mugu person, so I look very depressed.
Kitani No. 2 seemed to be more able to deflect his emotions, and he immediately said to me in a very quick and rational tone: I want to give you something. He stretched out his hand, spread his palm upward, and a villain who was exactly the same as the pendant he had given to Sister Qing before came out. The villain looks the same as him, and the second person from Mugu said that this can be used as a talisman to cure diseases and evil spirits. Mugu No. 2 asked me what I wanted, and I said that I wanted to make Sister Qing immortal, just like me, so that we could grow old together in the true sense. The two of the people of the valley say that this is not realistic, because there is no kind of life form that can change the established length of life. The second of the Mugu people said that I know that you can live forever, but what you say about immortality is only relative, but from a relatively narrow point of view; One thing can prove that there are still old people in the gods, right? Mugu No. 2 said that if you want to achieve immortality in the true sense, you can only start your own wisdom and let your wisdom be improved, so that you can reach another wisdom level; In this way, your life is extended—on another level of life. Not only us earthlings, but even those life forms with the highest level of intelligence if they want to live forever, there is only one way, that is, to cultivate their wisdom to a higher level. Mugu No. 2 said that although I can't meet your request, I can understand what you mean, don't you just don't want to lose your Qing sister? I have now put your wishes into the villain, and from now on, as long as you all keep the little ones I have given to you, there will be no day of separation until the end of your life.
I was grateful to him and wanted to give him something as well, but when I touched it, I realized that I didn't have anything. Mugu No. 2 understood and told me not to worry, saying that there was a way to solve this problem. He told me to open my palms as he had done before, imagining in my mind what it would look like and what it would be, but I had to concentrate. I did as he said, and sure enough, it came out. What I changed was a small nail rake, exactly the same shape as my real nail rake. The Wood Valley No. 2 was very curious about it, and looked at it several times in his hand, probably thinking about what this thing was? Such a strange shape? The Wood Valley No. 2 sent me to the front of the Space-Time Gate, and then walked away like a stranger, without even looking back; I don't know if it's because of his intelligence or if he's hiding his expression.
When I passed through the gate of time and space, I felt that my body did not exist again, and my mind was relatively heavy, which seemed to have a certain relationship with the density of time here.
Suddenly, I found that I had arrived on Earth, but it was not Gao Laozhuang in front of me, but another familiar place. I carefully observed and observed, only to find that it was Brother Monkey's Huaguo Mountain. I didn't expect that there was a mistake in the gate of time and space, I was originally going to Gao Laozhuang, but it sent me to Huaguo Mountain. But then I thought about it, the plane would be missed, and it was understandable that something went wrong.
Today's Huaguo Mountain is no longer the original Huaguo Mountain, there are nine curves and eighteen bends everywhere, and you will get lost if you are not careful. Fortunately, when I got there, there were not only monkey heads on the mountain, but also a relatively wide mountain road that went all the way down, and it seemed that I could reach the Water Curtain Cave. I walked down with a big grin, and the monkeys around me were surprised and asked why I suddenly ran to Huaguo Mountain? I said that the old pig was traveling all over the world, and now he was hungry, so he came down to find something to eat.
I saw Brother Monkey from afar, he was sitting on a high rock and directing a group of monkey heads. I walked over and patted him on the shoulder, and Brother Monkey waved his hand without looking back, saying that there was something to say directly. I thought that he must have regarded me as his monkey grandson, so I slapped it again and shouted, "Brother Monkey, what are you doing". Brother Monkey turned around and saw that it was me, looking a little surprised, and said Didn't you go to the aliens to transform? Why did you come to my grandson? Understood, it must be that the transformation was unsuccessful and I was embarrassed, so I ran over and hid? …… I said Brother Monkey, don't laugh at the old pig, I just missed the station when I came back, and I accidentally fell to you. Brother Monkey let out an "oh", as if he suddenly remembered something, and asked: Have you eaten? I was about to say it, but I didn't expect Brother Monkey to open his mouth first; During this time, I ate the food of the Mugu people to my stomach, and I wanted to eat a lot when I came back. Brother Monkey said that since he hadn't eaten yet, Lao Sun would ask the monkeys to get some, and we would have two drinks. I said Brother Monkey, it's okay to drink two cups, can you order meat all the time, don't always have apples and bananas. Brother Monkey said that of course, we haven't had two drinks for so long, so naturally we will be entertained with delicious food.
It's okay, there is a large plate of chicken thighs on the table when eating, and it is estimated that there are several catties. I said Brother Monkey, since you are so hospitable, then the old pig is not welcome! After speaking, he simply put down his chopsticks and nibbled them one by one with his hands. Brother Monkey said that you came back just in time, and your lady also called me to ask me if something would happen to Bajie.
As soon as I talked about my sister Qing, I couldn't sit still and wanted to go home immediately. Brother Monkey said that you are in a hurry, you have endured it for several months, and you can't bear it for a few hours? I'm right to think about it, fill my stomach first, and then I'll be more energetic when the time comes.
I ask Brother Monkey what is going on now? Brother Monkey asked what? Didn't you say planting fruit trees? Ah, yes, yes, it's going to be tested right now, and it looks like it's going to work well. Brother Monkey said that it would be good for you to come back now, and we can discuss renting your land.
Brother Monkey plans to plant fruit trees, which is his forte; But fruit tree saplings need to be cultivated, so he decided to rent a piece of soil with better soil on my old pig's land to cultivate small fruit tree seedlings. It's relatively easy, I've thought about it before, and I've left a vacant place to come out. I asked Brother Monkey if such a stop would have an impact on his normal life? After all, fruit trees do not grow in a very short period of time, let alone blossom and bear fruit.
Brother Monkey said that it is okay at present, the scenic spot of the Water Curtain Cave is still open to the public, although the water flow is relatively small, but there are still many tourists who come to sightsee; The income is enough to cover daily expenses, but as a result, the arrears of the bank have to be postponed. I said that there is a lot of money in the bank anyway, and I won't wait for your millions to eat.
I asked Brother Monkey what happened to those horses? Brother Monkey said that the horses have already spoken. At the beginning, his horse was sold to the International Racing Club, and I heard that it was well received; But just when Brother Monkey was about to raise a special raise, he found that he and the horse were incompatible at all, and they couldn't stay together for a long time. Raising horses is a meticulous job that requires patience and perseverance, but as we all know, Brother Monkey is an urgent child, and he can't wait or rely on it, and any horse that doesn't like the eye will be beaten violently, so then those horses hate him more and more, and become more and more disobedient. In addition, Brother Monkey was Bi Ma Wen back then, specializing in subduing the fierce horses, his powerful methods have been known to the world, I think that those horses were willing to listen to him obediently, to a large extent, because of the prestige of Brother Monkey back then, but later I saw that he was fierce, it is estimated that he couldn't bear it, and finally collectively protested. Although in this way, Brother Monkey can no longer raise thousands of horses, but the horses sold before are of good quality, and ordinary thoroughbred horses cannot compare with them at all. For this reason, it was greatly appreciated by the people concerned, so when they heard that Brother Monkey no longer raised horses, those people were surprised and asked why such a good horse training technology was abandoned? It is estimated that they don't know the reason for the matter, and Brother Monkey also has his own troubles. Those horses brought a lot of benefits to Brother Monkey, and the people of the horse racing branch gave him a large sum of money, according to the prior agreement.
Brother Monkey sighed and said, hey, this world is really crazy, life is not as good as day by day, I really want to be the king of the mountain before! Of course, Brother Monkey can only say this, in fact, it is impossible, just by virtue of our King Kong is not bad, not to mention that the current fighting environment does not allow it.
After eating, Brother Monkey said you go back quickly, your lady is worried all day long, go back and comfort her. After saying this, he blinked his eyes. I said that you don't have to worry about this, the old pig will naturally comfort her. Before leaving, Brother Monkey reminded again, I will go to your side in a few days to see in person, and don't forget about my grandson. I said Brother Monkey, don't worry, when did the old pig disappoint you?
When I went back, I didn't go home directly, but took a detour to the hotel, and it is estimated that Sister Qing was still in the hotel at this time. I went to the hotel and I still entered through the back door, and just stood at the door of the second floor, I saw Sister Qing, who seemed to be sorting out things in the utility room with a waiter. I didn't go out immediately, thinking I'd surprise her later. After a while, it was estimated that the following was too busy, anyway, someone was calling the waiter to go down, so the waiter walked away. I tiptoed behind Sister Qing, covered her eyes with both hands, and then said nothing. Sister Qing was frightened and tried her best to break free, but where was my old pig's opponent? So no matter how she shakes, I still won't let go. Sister Qing finally stopped struggling and calmed down, probably thinking of another way. I let go of my hand at the right time, and pulled her over her, so that we were in the face. Sister Qing was stunned at first, and then her two little hands smashed at me like a drum, and she was angry while smashing, saying that she didn't speak when she came back, and she made a mistake to scare people, which was really necrotic. I didn't dodge, just looked at her muttered lips with a smile.
Maybe it's because of the beauty of distance, I haven't seen her for two months, and Sister Qing seems to have become more beautiful. If I want to specifically say where Sister Qing has become beautiful, I can't say it, I can only say one sentence: My whole body has become beautiful. But at the same time, I also saw that Sister Qing had a trace of tiredness on her face, it is estimated that my old pig is not at home, there is one less person to help worry about, and I am busy alone.
Sister Qing's hand finally stopped, leaned back and stared at me motionlessly; In addition to seeing an image of Bajie in Sister Qing's eyes, I also saw a trace of imperceptible longing: under those pair of affectionate eyeballs, there was a pool of rippling spring water. I finally couldn't help it, and my big mouth with a long nose pressed up to Sister Qing's lips, and then I bit and gnawed like eating ginseng fruit, and I couldn't wait to swallow her in my stomach. The mouth didn't stop, and my hands didn't rest, from Sister Qing's neck all the way down to the back, then from the back to the front to support the breasts, and then from the chest to the buttocks, and then, carefully towards Sister Qing's lower body.
Before I could reach for my hand to go in, Sister Qing grabbed it and said that there might be guests coming up to eat here, and if they saw it, it would be better to go home and talk about it. When she said this, Sister Qing still stared at me with that kind of affectionate eyes, her cheeks were red, and a clear-eyed person could know what was going on at a glance. I said I'm sorry, I'm disappointed again, they say that my own energy is too low to complete the whole change, even if it is temporarily changed, it can't last long. Sister Qing pressed my chest hard with her chest, and then slapped my pig face with her little hand, saying that everything should be done slowly, you can't eat it to become fat. Sister Qing said that it is better to go down first, there are still many things to be done below.
Sister Qing said that there was no major incident at home in the two months after I left, except for a time when a guest was drunk and planned to make trouble, and was finally solved by Anan, no other "major incidents" happened. Sister Qing said that the hotel's business is much better now, compared to before. Because of the secondary road that Gao Laozhuang passes, businessmen who come to Gao Laozhuang to open a store for investment and pass by Gao Laozhuang will come to our hotel to consume. The bastard who went to the master to collect protection money and was surrendered by me didn't know how to run to the hotel to help. Sister Qing said that he had only been here for two days, because there were too many guests in the hotel, and the waiters were busy, but they couldn't recruit people for the time being, so when the bear came over and said that he wanted to help, Sister Qing agreed.
Sister Qing also stated that we didn't ask him to help, we wanted to pay others.
After Sister Qing left, I pulled the bear aside and asked him what was going on? Isn't it called getting a regular job? The bear said that I have a job now, but I have a holiday these days, and I heard that Master you have gone to run errands elsewhere, so I came to take a look, but I didn't expect my wife to say that it was just confirmed, so she asked me to help for two days. I once again stated to the bastard, first, the old pig is not your master, and Sister Qing is not your master; Second, Sister Qing will give you wages and will not let you work in vain. The bear said he knew, but one day you would take me as an apprentice. I said let's just wait and see how you do.
That day, I sat in the small office of the hotel and waited for my sister to get off work, looking out of the glass window, there were indeed a lot of guests coming and going, and I had to recruit a few waiters to think about it, and the prosperity of the hotel was a matter of time.
Eventually, the customers were gone, the cleaners were cleaning, and the staff were off work. After my sister finished settling the accounts and explained to the waiter at the front desk who was keeping vigil, she came over and asked me to go home. At that time, I was sitting on the sofa in the small office, and when Sister Qing came in, she had already changed into a skirt, and the whole person looked more charming under the light. In this situation, I can't help but feel the sea churning. After dragging Sister Qing and putting her down on the table, he began to gnaw and bite again. This time, Sister Qing didn't stop my hand from heading towards her lower body, so I easily arrived at the place I had been missing for a long time, and it was already ** cross-current, just like the saliva that my old pig shed when he saw his beautiful sister. Sister Qing said that it was not good here, and it was not good to be seen by the workers later. I ignored it and kept going until we fell back to reality from the clouds together.
Sister Qing doesn't seem to be finished yet, and is ready to come back twice. I said let's stop here first, and come here as many times as I want when I get home.
As a result, I couldn't get out of bed the next morning, but Sister Qing didn't seem to have anything; Not only is it not, but it looks even more radiant. I have to be more restrained after thinking about it, otherwise all my old pig's energy will have to be sent to Sister Qing's body.