Chapter 145: Valkyrie
"I almost died!"
"You abandoned me!"
"Don't save when you die!"
"Are we friends?"
Joe and Quill were walking, and Quill kept whispering in Joe's ear along the way.
Annoyed by Quill, Joe stopped and turned to stare at Quill.
After looking at it for a few seconds, Quill was stared at and said unnaturally, "Why are you staring at me?"
Let's go, it's getting dark, we're in the garbage heap now, I don't want to spend the night here!
I wonder why you didn't fly me into the city! ”
With that, Quill walked out with his feet up.
Seeing Quill walking honestly, Joe smiled and followed.
It's not that he doesn't take Quill Fei, this thing is a big fat man now, don't exercise a little more, how will he be a superhero in the future?
The superheroes are all covered with muscle bumps, no matter how bad they are, they are still normal and healthy bodies, he is good, he is seriously overweight!
If he hadn't been with him for the past five years, otherwise Quill would have stood in front of Joe, he would definitely not have recognized this person as Star-Lord of the future Guardians of the Galaxy!
He is 1.88 meters tall and weighs 120 kilograms, and he is fat to death!
has a big belly and likes to hook up with women.
After every success, he excitedly showed off to Joe, saying that he was very charming.
Joe still doesn't know that hooking up with a girl is the reason for his appearance?
It's not that he gave the money!
Now Yongdu probably won't even recognize Quill!
is about to part, Joe feels that he should do something, otherwise Quill will be finished sooner or later, so this time he didn't fly directly with Quill and let him exercise, otherwise he will definitely be caught in the future and exchanged for a bounty!
But maybe.
Joe took a closer look at Quill.
On Quill's bounty, that face was still five years ago, and the two who came to chase and kill the two who had seen Quill were killed, and with his current face, he really couldn't recognize it if he wasn't particularly familiar!
"I don't know if Quill did it on purpose." Joe thought to himself, "Maybe he deliberately made himself fat, so that others wouldn't recognize him and wouldn't arrest him, after all, he was so valuable..."
After walking for nearly five hours, the two finally touched the city, at this time it was already slightly dark, and the city was brightly lit.
The rest of the journey, Joe was really tired of walking, floating in the sky, holding the rope and letting Quill pull him along.
There are still a few twists and turns when entering the city.
The city was closed to the outside world, and a thick steel wall was built to prevent waste pickers from entering the city.
Joe still found a remote corner, observed whether there was anyone in the city, and finally drew a circle with his eyes, and the two of them entered the city.
"It's so lively here!" After entering the city, Quill was excited again, and did not cry out that he was tired, and looked at the people coming and going, and said to Joe excitedly: "Let's go to the bar and relax!" ”
Joe nodded indifferently, he was used to it, every time Quill went to a place, the first thing he wanted to go to was the bar, and he was going to the bar to fish for girls.
I was disappointed every time and plunged headlong into a block full of red lights...
"You don't have to look, I'm the best at finding a bar! I'll take you. ”
Joe's habit of using his super vision to find a bar is stopped by Quill.
He pulled Joe and turned left and right around the city, and the two were soon in front of a bar.
"Well, I'm right!" Quill looked teasing, "I've smelled the wine here from afar!" ”
Joe ignored him and walked into the bar first.
After sitting on the card seat, Quill's eyes were not honest, and his bones were spinning, he was looking for a target.
Jo took a sip of his glass, looked at Quill's fat face, and thought to himself how to arrange him.
After five years together, Joe had unknowingly regarded him as a friend, and he was now a little worried that Quill would be arrested soon after he left.
Although his current appearance has changed a lot from before, who knows what strange technology the aliens have, maybe people can detect Quell's identity through genes without looking at his face
!
Quill didn't know Joe's thoughts, he was looking for a target, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
"Hey!" Quill patted Joe, pointed to a woman and said, "That's beautiful! ”
Joe looked over.
It was a woman with a ponytail, similar in appearance to that of a human, with a floral face and wheat-colored skin.
"Come on, you can't handle it, look at the person, her muscles are more developed than your fat! At first glance, she is a powerful female warrior! ”
Joe knew the woman Quill was referring to, Valkyrie, the Valkyrie of Thor III.
"Hello female warrior!" When Quill heard this, he became even more interested, "The female warrior is more energetic, she is not bad on me or below, look at me!" ”
Quill stood up with a smile, shook the fat on his body, and walked over to Valkyrie.
Joe sat on the spot and laughed, "It's good to let you suffer a little bit of flesh and skin, so as not to go over and hook up with a woman when you see a woman in the future, and sooner or later you will suffer!" ”
Joe is confident that Quill will only suffer a little flesh and skin, and with him, no matter how strong the Valkyrie is, he can save Quill.
"Hey, drinking alone?" Quill walked over to Valkyrie's side, leaning slightly closer to her and spoke.
Valkyrie was already a little drunk, and she looked at Quill with misty eyes, and she didn't know the fat man in her memory, so she said, "Get out!" ”
"Beauty, it's boring to drink alone, let's drink together." Quill said as a hand was placed on Valkyrie's shoulder.
Feeling the arm on his shoulder, Valkyrie unhurriedly drank the wine from his glass, then got up and kicked Quill in the crotch.
"Oh~"
Quill clutched his crotch in pain and curled up on the ground.
"Wow, there's still someone messing with Valkyrie, he's new!"
Some people around him cheered.
"He's going to be out of luck!"
"Hahaha~"
A crowd laughed.
"Hiccup~"
Valkyrie burped, and she staggered up Quill, looked at him and said, "Which hand did you touch me just now?" I'm going to chop it off. ”
"I'm sorry, I'm his friend, he's drunk and crazy, I apologize to you for him." Joe rushed over at this time, "I'll help you take him." ”
"No, he can't walk if I don't chop his hand!"
Valkyrie's steps were frivolous, but he still held Quill and said, and with his other hand he didn't know when he pulled out a knife, "That hand?" ”
"There's no need!" Joe said with a smile, he reached out and pinched the blade of the knife in Valkyrie's hand, and with a slight force, the blade was broken, "Look, your knife is broken, it seems that you can't cut his hand today!" ”
Looking at the remaining hilt in his hand, Valkyrie suddenly came to his senses:
"Who are you?"
She asked coldly.
This knife is no ordinary knife! This is what she brought from Asgard, and it can be regarded as an artifact, but she didn't expect to be easily broken by the man in front of her!
In a defensive gesture, Valkyrie looked at Joe with a serious expression.
"I'm just a normal person."
Joe said with a smile.