I am a master student in the 291st chapter of the wet nurse, Nalan Xiu (II)

Nalan Xiu was stunned for a long time. There was a hint of depression on his face, and a sense of powerlessness suddenly rose in his heart. Before entering the game, she analyzed all the major power leaders in China. Xiongbatian, she has just analyzed, heaven is not lonely, at a glance, she knows that she is a person who wants to express something to her girlfriend, not lonely, on behalf of his promise to his girlfriend, he will always accompany her.

But...... This person, the head of the Red Banner Army, how can he feel more and more inexplicable the more he looks at it?

Both of them were silent for a long time, Nalan Xiu was observing Chen Hao, but Chen Hao kept his "characteristic smile" all the time.

"How old are you this year?"

Chen Hao's eyes narrowed, and the corners of his mouth were raised: "Sister, everyone calls me Grandma|Brother Zi~"

"Ahhh Nalan Xiu's heart was roaring, she really couldn't complain, what kind of freak is this?

"Ahem."

Nalan Xiu is also a person who has seen a big scene, she covered her mouth and coughed dryly to hide her unhappiness, smiled slightly, and said, "So, milk...... Well, classmate, how old are you this year? ”

"Sister, guess."

Nalan Xiu's smile suddenly became gentler than just now, "Hehe, my sister likes to guess." ”

Dissecting psychology is to analyze people's hearts on some basic knowledge. For her, she has met countless people, analyzed countless cases, and solved countless problems over the years. For looking at people, her vision is still very powerful. With a faint smile, she stared at Chen Hao with a determined gaze, and said happily: "You are 23 years old." ”

"Sister, no, guess again."

“24。”

"Sister, it's still not right, guess again~"

"It can't be 25, how can you be that big?"

"Sister, people are very big~"

Nalan Xiu frowned and shook her head suspiciously: "What's the big deal?" Impossible. ”

"Here, sister!" Chen Hao smiled and pointed to his crotch.

"Bastard!" "Scum!" "Shameless!" "Bah, you nasty billet!"

Nalan Xiu's silver teeth bit her lower lip lightly, and scolded the rotten person in front of her in her heart.

"Whew." Nalan Xiu sighed lightly, and secretly warned himself in his heart: "Reserved, reserved, reserved, I am a cultured and well-educated person, I can't deal with social scum like him, can't, can't, be reserved, huh~"

Looking at the ups and downs of his chest, Chen Hao suddenly pointed there, pouted and pretended to be a cute little boy, and put his index finger into his mouth and sucked it extremely shamelessly: "Sister, you are so big there, it is the standard of people's ideal girlfriend." ”

“%…*#！ ~*%" Nalan Xiu bit her lip and didn't scold, she secretly decided to adjust that she was a psychological mentor, and this was not the state she should be.

Half an hour later.

Chen Hao looked at the distant sky boredly, and it was just right in the early morning at this time in the game, the sun slowly rose, and a trace of warm light sprinkled all over the Wushuang Continent, which was brilliant. The mood is like that ray of sunshine, extremely comfortable. Today, there is a beautiful start. But Nalan Xiu's heart was not as calm as his, she expected a lot, and wanted to pull him in step by step.

Nalan Xiu brushed her hair and asked gently, "Classmate, are you still in school?" ”

"Sister, what do you guess?"

Without waiting for Nalan Xiu to reply, Chen Hao suddenly grimaced and said hippiely: "Hehe, of course I didn't go to school, what about people's summer vacation, sister, you are so stupid~"

Nalan Xiu gritted his teeth: "*%...*#!" ~*%”

"Reserved, reserved, can't scold!"

"Be self-contained, I'm here to do a psychological test!"

"Adjust your mentality, adjust well!"

Nalan Xiu deserves to be a master of psychology, she has conducted psychological research for so many years, and her own ability to control her mood is naturally very strong. She can not only analyze the personality and psychology of a person from his language and behavior, but even from other details, such as screen name, such as others, etc.

And now, for the first time, she felt that it was such a painful thing to talk to a "patient", and at first she thought that this person was young in appearance, but very mature in psychology. But after such a period of contact, she found that this person's psychology was completely pathological.

Of course, if the psychology is not pathological, there is no need for her as a psychological counselor!

Nalan Xiu adjusted her mood, put on her beautiful smile, and continued to ask, "Hehe, little brother, can you tell my sister why you like to play games?" ”

"Hee-hee, people don't know it~"

"Huh." Nalan Xiu smiled to hide her psychological thoughts, continued to adjust, and continued to ask: "Is the game really so fun?" Why didn't my sister think so? Do you like to read? ”

"Well, people love it."

Finally......

Nalan Xiu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and finally grasped a key point, as long as there was an entry point, she could make an analysis. With a smile on her face like a flower, Nalan Xiu bent down slightly, so that people could feel her approachable and gentle voice, and continued to talk about the topic: "Hehe, then what books do you usually like to read?" ”

"Oh, sister......"

Nalan Xiu was puzzled: "What kind of book is this?" Hehe, you really have a mother-love complex. You're an otaku, right? I've heard that otaku have three major weapons, what are they? Can you tell my sister? ”

"Tell you there's a prize?"

Nalan Xiu continued to smile: "Hmm. ”

"Movies, hands, toilet paper."

"Sister, people told you, I want a reward, I want milk."

Nalan Xiu gritted his teeth: "*%...*#!" ~*%”

Ahh

Nalan Xiu suddenly felt a little nervous breakdown, and recently came into contact with many young boys and girls who were addicted to online games, and after her psychological counseling treatment, the results were still very outstanding. But since the game came out, many teenagers have gone crazy about it. They are addicted to online games and forget to sleep and eat.

This is a very serious social problem.

"Ahhh Chen Hao suddenly shouted, "Sister, the one-hour boosting time is up, see you tomorrow!" ”

Nalan Xiu: "......"

Chen Hao ran towards the teleporter, and after running a few steps, he turned around and smiled: "Sister, tell you one more thing, people have seen you on the news, and if you want me to leave the game, you have to work harder~"

After rushing out, Chen Hao teleported to Xiongfeng City and still laughed wildly, Nalan Xiu, this woman actually used her real name in the game, it seems that she is really a woman who has not played any games. Counsellor at an Internet Addiction Therapy School? Well, this woman is still very capable.

It's just that she chose the wrong person. Moreover, Chen Hao is not addicted, he has a normal work and rest, compared to those otaku who really can't do without the Internet, he is really nothing. Those guys have reached the last realm of the eight realms of otaku - the mansion is invisible!

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