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After Huang Xiaowei pinched his nose and paid off the debts for the two old bastards, he sat in the living room with a black face, he waited, waited, waited.

Liu Bei and Cao Cao didn't go home until more than seven o'clock in the evening, and as soon as they entered the house and saw the bill on the table and Huang Xiaowei's face that was almost about to eat people, the two old guys wanted to run at that time, and Huang Xiaowei scolded angrily: "If you two dare to run today, you don't have to come back." ”

Cao Cao and Liu Bei, you look at me, I look at you, and immediately put on a smiling face and said: "Xiaowei has a good day today, how is your health lately?" ”

"It's okay, terminal cancer ......"

Cao Cao and Liu Bei were stunned: "What kind of cancer?" ”

"Gas Cancer!!"

Liu Bei Yangtian thought and said: "Qi cancer, well, this is the first time I have heard of this disease, Xiaowei, don't worry, I'll check with you on the Internet to see if there is a cure for this disease." Liu Bei and Cao Cao turned around and still had to run.

Seeing this, Huang Xiaowei slapped the table and scolded: "Malegobi, I mean that Lao Tzu is about to get cancer when he is angry with you." ”

Liu Bei and Cao Cao sneered: "As for it, isn't it just a bit of stinky money, why don't you look at it, money is such a thing, if you don't bring it to life or die, you can't bring it with you, and then earn it when you spend it?" ”

"Hehe, dare to ask if you earned the money, I'll ask you two bastards, do you know how to write the word face, ah!! Talking, why don't you speak, aren't you usually able to force each one? ”

Liu Bei couldn't stand it anymore, blew his beard and glared at him: "You kid is not finished yet, right, borrow some money from you, look at your dead look, it's a big deal that Lao Tzu will go back and get you a few dozen boxes of gold, what is your kid's turn to scold this and that, Cao Cao echoed: "That's it, no matter how much we talk about it, we will be almost sixty people, and I have to watch you shake your face if it's okay." ”

"I, Nima, you two losers, are you reasonable, right, to tell the truth, how much money did you lose."

Cao Cao said vigilantly: "Why are you asking this, aren't you planning to sell us to others to pay off debts?" ”

Huang Xiaowei: "......."

"Lao Tzu is going to pay off your debts in a hurry, loan sharks don't understand what it means, the longer you owe, the more money you have!!"

Liu Bei and Cao Cao smiled when they heard this: "You see, I'll just say that Xiaowei can't care about those three melons and two dates, people are multimillionaires now, and they will be hundreds of millions in the future, so they can still support the richest man in China." ”

Huang Xiaowei waved his hand and said: "You two stop me, I don't eat this, I only want to know one thing now, the one million that Lao Tzu gave you at the beginning, and ...... The rest? At this moment, Huang Xiaowei wanted to hear this word, but he was destined to be disappointed.

Cao Cao looked at him with a stupid look and said, "If there is still that one million, will we go out and borrow usury?" ”

Huang Xiaowei patted his head, he had already guessed that this was the case, and said weakly: "Then apart from the 80,000, you two didn't go out to borrow money, right?" ”

Liu Bei stabbed Cao Cao: "Take it out, anyway, this kid also said that he would help them pay it off, counting on which stocks they are all killed, which one of them can be repaid in their lifetime?" ”

Cao Cao took out a business card from his trouser pocket, handed it to Huang Xiaowei and said, "What's that, two days ago, we saw that the stock market had improved a little, so we wanted to give it a go, and then ...... I borrowed 150,000 from others. ”

Huang Xiaowei said with a dark face: "What is the result of the two of you?" ”

"Ugh....... It seems to have fallen again, and if you sell it now, you should be able to come back....... Cao Cao pulled his fingers and counted for a long time, and finally stretched out a slap and said, "I should be able to come back to this number." ”

Huang Xiaowei looked forward to it: "Fifty thousand? ”

"Hehe, five hundred."

After hearing this, Huang Xiaowei didn't get angry, just nodded silently, 150,000, come back 500, very good, very good, Huang Xiaowei slowly got up from the sofa, came to the kitchen and said with a harmless smile on his face: "Wife, try the kitchen knife for me?" ”

Dongfang Qing, who was cooking, didn't ask Huang Xiaowei what he wanted a knife for, and directly took out a kitchen knife from behind him and said, "Be careful, my knife is precious." ”

"Well, don't worry, it's just two people."

"Oh, then you can use it, and then cut it...... After a while, Dongfang Qing raised her head suddenly, stunned: "What did he just say?" ”

In the next second, an angry roar sounded: "Lao Tzu chopped you two losers!" "Huang Xiaowei, the door-picker, went away......

"Huang Xiaowei, you're crazy, for a few stinky money, as for the knife?"

Cao Cao interfered with Huang Xiaowei with words over there, while Liu Bei kept throwing a pillow at someone who was in a state of rage, and the cooperation between the two old men was called a tacit understanding.

Huang Xiaowei was so angry with Liu Bei and Cao Cao that he was smoking, Malegobi, Huang Xiaowei has never felt that Li Laosi is so cute, compared to Liu Bei and Cao Cao, the two shameless losers, Li Laosi is simply good, don't want it, Huang Xiaowei pointed at Liu Bei Cao Cao with a kitchen knife and scolded: "Are you two human, Lao Tzu gave you more than 1.2 million to speculate in stocks, but you are good, you only have 500 left, more than 1.2 million, how many little yellow essays did Lao Tzu have to write before....... That romance can be earned back, no, I have to chop you two to sell it for money today. ”

It was too late, and at the moment when the power of the flood in Huang Xiaowei's body was about to explode, there was a loud bang, and the door of Huo Qu's room exploded directly from upstairs to downstairs, and it happened to fall on a young man who was about to charge.

Huang Xiaowei was heavily pressed under the door of more than 20 catties, the kitchen knife in his hand didn't know where to fly for a long time, his face was black Huo Quai, and finally crawled out of the room with thick smoke, cough cough, choked to death, the power of these two kicks and a thousand firecrackers mixed together is really not small, Huo Quzhi showed a pair of white teeth to Huang Xiaowei downstairs and smiled: "I'm sorry, little viagra, I did an experiment and accidentally blew up your house......"

Liu Bei and Cao Cao went under the table very professionally the moment the explosion sounded, and when they saw that it was okay, they took two fire extinguishers and went upstairs to extinguish the fire.

Huang Xiaowei, who was pressed under the door, was full of despair, there was no one in this room who could save him a snack, and waved his hand and said: "It's okay, your little viagra is used to it......."

Huang Xiaowei got up from the ground, looked at the room with thick smoke, couldn't help but feel sad and inexplicable, and at the same time had a little luck in his heart, fortunately, Meng Tian and Qin Shihuang, the two calves were not there, otherwise maybe they could cause some trouble for themselves, well, at present, our little Wan'er is the most well-behaved, come to my brother to kiss, Huang Xiaowei looked at the cute little Wan'er sitting on the wooden horse toy, and immediately turned sad into joy, and hugged the little girl in his arms and said affectionately.

At this time, a red thing in the little girl's hand suddenly attracted Huang Xiaowei's attention, and someone wondered, "Wan'er, what are you holding in your hand?" ”

The little girl grinned and said cutely, "Lighter." ”

Huang Xiaowei frowned: "What's not good to play, you play with lighters, you are not allowed to play in the future, do you know?" Huang Xiaowei suddenly smelled a strange smell, and thought to himself, what kind of smell, why is it so pungent, a bit like ....... Like what? ”

Xiao Wan'er in Huang Xiaowei's arms pouted, obediently stuffed the lighter into Huang Xiaowei's hand and said: "Wan'er knows, Wan'er will never play with lighters in the future, and Wan'er will never let go of the whip in the future." ”

"Well, this is a good boy, come and kiss...... Piece...... Wait, Wan'er, what did you just say, what kind of whip? ”

The little girl pointed to a long string of small hanging whips next to the TV and said, "That's it." ”

Huang Xiaowei finally knew what the strange smell he smelled just now, meow, it was obviously the smell of firecracker fuse burning, but now it seems that the question of whether to release the whip in the future should be studied, but ....... Mom, the lead is at an end.

"Xi Ba, Lao Tzu's TV!!

Huang Xiaowei opened his arms and desperately blocked in front of the TV, at the same time, the explosion of firecrackers sounded, crackling and crackling, Xiao Wan'er clapped her hands on the side, at this moment Huang Xiaowei's majestic actions are very similar to one of his ancestors, Huang Jiguang, but he is a national hero who sacrifices his life to block the machine gun eye, is he........ All in all, Comrade Huang Xiaowei vividly explained with his own behavior the profound philosophical question of money or life!!

As soon as Liu Bei and Cao Cao walked out of Huo Qu's hospital room with a fire extinguisher, they hurriedly ran downstairs to extinguish the fire, but before they could go down the stairs, the two old men stopped, looking at the figure in the smoke, full of deep admiration, damn talent.

The two hesitated for three seconds, then hurriedly took a fire extinguisher to extinguish the firecracker that was still burning and exploding, Liu Bei drove away the choking smoke around him and said: "Ahem, Xiaowei, are you okay?" ”

The figure that had been standing next to the TV finally moved at this moment, Huang Xiaowei's clothes were blown to tatters, and his face became as black as Huo Quai's, I don't know if I thought it was a bag of disciples from the beggar gang.

Huang Xiaowei looked at Liu Bei and Cao Cao, and as soon as he opened his mouth, a cloud of green smoke floated out of his mouth........

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