- Without further ado, old format -

Yuanyuan: Today, June 9 of the Gregorian calendar and May 5 of the lunar calendar, is the annual Dragon Boat Festival, I wish everyone a happy Dragon Boat Festival

Crowd: Fun

Ahem: Ahem, I'm going to make an announcement. Ahem, due to our lack of funds, we can't let every member eat zongzi, so the tile decided to open a rush to answer the scene, the winner can get a zongzi, if you don't win, don't be discouraged, there is a kitchen over there, just do it yourself hehehehe

Everyone: [A look of anticipation]

Fuchibuchi: Then, in order to avoid confusion due to the number of people, all the people were divided into two groups, one for the unofficial and one for the official. It's easy to remember this time, hahaha

Cassius: Who's going to do that, please? [Tilting his head and bewildering]

Abyss: [Freezes instantly] Uh, this......

Allison: [Clear your throat and stand up solemnly] Let me be the host of this question

Abyss: I doubt your IQ ←_←

Allison: Don't underestimate me

Yuan Yuan: Okay, you go to be the unofficial moderator, and Wa is the referee, and you also need a moderator

Muse: [hands raised] I'll come

Yuanyuan: You? [Suspicious drops look up and down] Why do you think it's not appropriate for you to be the host......

Muse: Go, go, don't think of me as an F-girl, I'm serious-

Yuanyuan: F female

Muse: -_-||I'm not a moderator anymore. Director: I think it's a waste for you not to be a host

Fuchibuchi: Hey, hey, hey, but it's still inappropriate.

Justin: This webmaster is here to play the role of host

Fuchibuchi: Wow, wow, welcome. Okay, now on, alternate once for each set.

--▽Unofficial

Allison: Listen up, first question, what is the smallest bird in the world?

Yuanyuan: Hey, why isn't our Allison IQ so low?

Allison: I'm not low, okay! Don't be mischievous and let them answer the questions

Hook Sparrow: Bird? Minimum? Little birds? Am I a little bird?

Allison: No

Ice Butterfly: Butterfly Bird?

Allison: Not true. And is there such a bird?

Xinshuijia: Paper birds?

Allison: No

Night Shadow: Cut, it's so simple, I don't even bother to answer

Allison: Well, listen

Dark Maple: Haha, of course it's a word in my name, maple (humming) bird.

Allison: That's right, it's a hummingbird!

Yuanyuan: The diameter of this bird is only five centimeters [put on glasses and pretend to popularize science for everyone]

Green Orchid: It's lost under the lower (shi,wo,mei,xiang,dao)

Dark maple: each other (ni, yi, wei, ne)

Green Orchid: Zi, Ji, Man, Man, Wan, Ba

--▽Official

Justin: They unofficially started answering questions before us, so we can't afford to fall behind. Please listen to the question, there are chickens and rabbits in the same cage today, there are 35 heads on the top, and there are 94 feet below.

Yuanyuan: Oh Minato, you come up with math problems as soon as you come up, you are a math teacher?

Justin: I'm not. But I'm stumped by this question and want to find the answer

Fuchibuchi:(—— ゙)

Gaia: Math or something, Rey, I don't know anything like that

Ryles: You unproductive person, tell you to study hard, you don't learn

Rey: Who told you I'm good at math......

Cassius: I'd better eat candy quietly

Muse: Hey Miris, will you?

Blake: [Rapid calculations]

Lei Gong: [same]

Miris: [same]

Jerimes: [same]

Dean: [I didn't bother to think about it, I sat leisurely and read a book with Erlang's legs on my legs]

Wesker: [While despising Justin for asking such a question, he crosses his fingers to count]

[The rest of the group is playing soy sauce on the side (Zog, Carlos, Aven, Rand, Yumina, Magic Flower Fairy, Magic Flower Messenger)]

Lei Gong: [Stop counting] There are 12 rabbits and 23 chickens.

Justin: Congratulations

Blake: [Calm Talk] Set the chicken to Y.

4(35-y)+2y=94；

140-4y+2y=94；

140-2y=94；

140-94=2y；

46=2y；

y=23。

There are 35 of them, 23 chickens are known, so there are 12 rabbits.

Justin: [Stunned]

Yuanyuan: Good thinking [By the way, correct the words upstairs: dumbfounded]

Cassius: [Applause for Black]

Jerimes: [I don't think I'm letting you]

Miris: [Nodding as he has already figured out the answer]

--unofficial

Allison: It's our turn again. The second question, the next sentence of 'Desire to be poor'

Yuanyuan: You look at the questions from others, and then you look at yours, this gap ......

Allison: I'm complaining and letting people answer the questions

Night Glass Shadow: [I don't want to answer if my heart is so simple]

Hook Bird: Yuqiong Qianlimu? Flatten a bowl of water.

Allison: No

Rose: If you want to be poor, what more......

Green Orchid: Farming Disney?

Allison: No

Crystal Ice Butterfly: Want to be poor, just waiting for the butterfly to fly?

Allison: No

Xin Shuijia: If you want to be poor, go to the next level.

Allison: Yes

Dark Kaple: You've won this time.

--official

Justin: Listen up, what is the diameter of a circle with an area of 12.56?

Fuchibuchi: Maya, I think you've really become a math teacher......

Justin: Okay, next time I take an English test

Fuchibuchi:(—— ゙)

Gaia: Let's ask Rey that kind of question

Ryles: [shakes his head helplessly] Looks like we're going to have to brush up on the math for this stinky boy

Rey: TMD: I repeat when I said I was good at math......

Cassius: [Stretches out his paws and says arrogantly] 4!

Abyss: (⊙_⊙)

Justin: Congratulations on getting it right

Cassius: Huh? [wink, wink, look at my paws] I, I, I, I mean I only have four fingers......

Abyss: (°ー°〃)

Justin: Anyway, congratulations on getting it right [by the way, pointing upstairs and saying it's typical 'gape']

Everyone: Really...... By the skin of one's teeth......

--unofficial

Allison: It's our turn again. Question 3.................. What should you eat during the Dragon Boat Festival!

Gooque: Zongzi!

Green Orchid: Zongye!

Rose: Why don't you say glutinous rice......

Xinshuijia: And sugar......

Dark Maple: Some more fried chicken beer

Ice Butterfly: Finally, the petals are scattered

Fake cloth: the perfect piece

Za Xiaorui: ...... I just smiled and didn't speak

Night Glass Shadow: A group of ...... [How could I be in a group with them]

Allison: You ...... Forehead...... It's all a win......

Yuanyuan: (°—°') I'd better dig a pit and lie down......

--official

Justin: Crossword question, please listen to the question, 'Northland__Light, Thousands of Miles of Ice__, Ten Thousand __Snow Drift'

Fuchibuchi: Wow, that's a new topic

Gaia: Let's ask Rey that kind of question

Ryles: This stinky boy doesn't even know the language, and it looks like he's going to have to brush up on the language when he goes back

Rey: TMD you guys Gaia............

Muse: The places that need to be crosswritten are 'sky, earth, and people', the sky in the north, thousands of miles of ice, and ten thousand people drifting in snow. O(∩_∩)O

Justin: Wrong

Lei Qi: [This question is so simple......]

Miris: [same]

Jerimes: [same]

Blake: [I'll leave it to someone else......]

Dean: [Looking intently at the book in his hand] They are 'sword, point, arrow', northern sword light, thousands of miles of ice tip, ten thousand arrows and snow drifting.

Justin: Wrong

Wesker: There is no light in the north, thousands of miles of ice slag, and no snow drifting?

Abyss: Puff haha......

Justin: Wrong

Yuanyuan: For Mao, I remembered 'once in a thousand years?' Hahahaha

Justin: Wrong

Fuchibuchi: Hey, I'm not answering

Justin: Sorry

Abyss: Huh? No one knows such a simple question? [Intentional]

Lei Gong: The first word, wind

Miris: The second word, seal

Jerimes: The third word, li

Blake: Taken together, the scenery of the northern country, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow

Yuanyuan: Wahaha [excited] tacit understanding

Justin: Congratulations on getting it right

--

Yuanyuan: Ahem, that's it, just answer three questions per group. Now, those who answer correctly go to eat the existing zongzi, and those who don't answer correctly go to the kitchen to make the zongzi.

[So those who answered correctly went to get zongzi]

Fuchibuchi: Wait! I suddenly noticed that there were a lot of jumbled answers, and there were only a few that didn't: Rey, Ryles, Gaia, Muse, Dean, Wesker............

Allison: I would like to ask, does the host get it right or not?

Yuanyuan: Introduce a ...... That's it! The two of you ask each other a question, and the one who answers correctly will get it.

Allison: What if they all got it right?

Yuanyuan: Then go and get them all. It's impossible for you to answer correctly [snickering]

Justin: Allison, you ran in front of you with 4 goats, and then you passed by 2.5 times more buffalo than the goats, and finally a batch of ducks came, they were 3 times the sum of the buffalo and the goats, and asked how many of them there were?

Abyss: Greasy! [Admired from the heart]

Allison: Huh? [Dumbfounded]

Abyss: Puff Hoo Hoo [Laugh]

Allison: I lost

Yuanyuan: Okay, you can't eat zongzi

Allison: I can't eat, but I don't have to be able to get the webmaster right

Yuanyuan: Okay, okay, then you come up with the question [by the way, point to the question from Justin above and say to the readers: Can you answer itO(∩_∩)O]

Allison: A drop of water falling from tens of millions of meters in the sky and falling extremely fast, can it kill an ant on the ground?

Justin: No

Allison: Why?

Justin: [poofs and laughs] Have you ever seen rain? Do you think it rains to kill someone? So the answer is 'no', it's normal, ahahaha

Allison: 555 you won

Justin: Hahahaha, I'm going to eat fragrant rice dumplings, hahaha

Allison: I don't live anymore anhanhanhan [rolling all over the ground]

Wesker: [Meaning: Bury Allison in a pit]

Allison: You, you, you...... General Dean Help!

Dean: Self, self, self, by [calm stilted reading]

Allison: [I had to die quietly in the pit]

Yuanyuan: [I'm very happy eating zongzi]

Gaia: [runs to the muse] Muse, muse, my dead brother snatched my dumplings

Muse: Oh? Then why did he rob you of zongzi?

Ryles: The knowledge is like that, I guess I don't even know how to write zongzi [quietly eating the snatched zongzi]

Gaia: Who said I couldn't write zongzi! Rey, come and help me write

Rey: [A piece of paper to Gaia] Write it yourself

Gaia: [So I bravely picked up the pen and wrote two big characters on the paper] Okay, I'm done

Fuchibuchi: [Stick your head out, by the way] Poof! Hahahahaha

Gaia: Laugh at it

Ryles: [reaches out and knocks on a cover] You can't teach a child. How many times have I told you that the 'son' doesn't grow like 'giving'! And the 'zong' you wrote, may I ask what about the side of your 'rice' character? Eat your religion and go

Fuchibuchi: Hahahahahahaha

Gaia: [blank] I didn't write it

Ryles: You didn't write it, could it be someone else? Who wrote it with a pen just now?

Gaia: It's on paper, I haven't written it yet

Ryles: Really? Okay, you rewrite it

Gaia: [Then I wrote the word 'zongzi' on the paper neatly] Okay

Ryles: [nods in satisfaction] The child can be taught

Gaia: Hehe, then give me rice dumplings to eat

Rylls: You can [throw one]

Gaia: [Happily take it and eat it.] I'm so witty, I've listened to Ryles's explanation, and then lied that what I wrote before wasn't my own, and then rewrote it...... It's not something ordinary people can come up with hahahaha]

[However, some of the people present saw that they just ate zongzi silently and did not say anything]

[So this zongzi festival passed in joy]

———— look at it, it's gone! (Soybeans laugh and cry)

Hey, hey, just kidding. The above characters need to have a weakened IQ because of the need to be outside, in fact, they are all Xuebadi, and this kind of question is easy to answer~ Finally, I wish everyone a happy Dragon Boat Festival, thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains and dumplings (total) is love————