A frying pan with magnets?

This is obviously hanging!

He suddenly felt as if his intelligence had been greatly insulted.

How can there be such a shameless person!

"Report, real-name report!"

When his report was unsuccessful, he even got a reply from the Green Hole official.

He was stunned.

"Dear, there is no detection of the person you reported here, please confirm and report again, thank you for your cooperation."

When did PUBG become a green hole...

Even after reporting it again, the prompts still came, making him completely unaware of why.

I don't know how many black hands this is under the system...

Here, Jiang Chi helped Chen Luo up.

The first thing Chen Luo couldn't wait for was to ask: "How did you come up with that wave of operations just now?" I want to learn! ”

The excitement in Chen Luo's eyes was about to overflow into the screen.

Listening to her sadistic and trembling excited tone, Jiang Chi didn't know how to answer at that time.

Do you want to tell her that I am a man with a golden finger?

It's not good, it hurts her self-esteem.

At that time, Jiang Chi replied: "Maybe the frying pan brought him a green hat, I didn't think that person was so accurate in marksmanship, and he hated the frying pan so much, hey, this person, it's terrible to be crazy." ”

Jiang Chi sighed, saying as if it were a matter.

At that time, Chen Luo's face was full of black lines, I suspect that you are insulting my IQ!

Pan cuckold him?

Why don't you say that the pan gave birth to his child!

Chen Luo was speechless.

"Could you please answer seriously? You're really insulting my IQ, you know? ”

Hearing this, Jiang Chi smiled and said: "This is all discovered for you, it's quite smart hehe, don't say it, let's go, the drug circle is going to shrink, enter the safe zone, eh, the red short-sleeved dress you wore today is really good-looking." ”

"Festive!"

Jiang Chi suddenly changed the subject.

But Chen Luo wanted to kill Jiang Chi.

"The black short sleeves that Lao Tzu is wearing today! What the hell are you..."

Chen Luo was angry.

Is there such a perfunctory opinion?

Lao Tzu suspects that you are insulting me now.

"Oh, black short sleeves, I know, Wu Luo, don't be angry, I didn't mean to."

Jiang Chi forcibly explained to Chen Luo.

Chen Luo: "..."

"Now... Lao Tzu wants to tell you loudly, Lao Tzu screams! ”

"Chen Luo!!"

Chen Luo's roar was full of stubbornness, grievances, and anger.

She was about to blow up.

"Oh, Wu... Chen Luo, I know, hehe, just kidding, hey, don't talk about it, you see that the drug circle is shrinking, let's go. ”

After Jiang Chi finished speaking, he didn't care about Chen Luo directly, and walked in front alone with an embarrassed face.

I'm all in shame!

I even remembered the wrong name.

"Let's go, hum, let's go!"

Chen Luo followed Jiang Chi closely, like a little daughter-in-law who had a fight, silently followed Jiang Chi behind him and got angry, wanting to wait for Jiang Chi to comfort and comfort.

But after waiting for more than half a day, Jiang Chi just didn't speak.

So Chen Luo couldn't help it.

Swimming in the river, Chen Luo said directly to Jiang Chi: "Don't have a long mouth? ”

Jiang Chi was frightened at that time.

"What? I've got a long mouth, I..."

"I don't know how to comfort and comfort when you have a long mouth?"

Chen Luo was unforgiving, and directly scolded Jiang Chi and said, leaving Jiang Chi speechless.

"Comfort?"

That comfort try...

Jiang Chi felt that he had really gone too far, and he really remembered her name wrongly.

He used Chen Luo's ten-year life guarantee that he really didn't mean it.

So in order to compensate Chen Luo, then comfort and try...

Jiang Chi thought about it, flipping through the few comforting words that he had memorized on the Internet in his mind.

Pick the one he feels cares about the most.

Read it out loud: "It's cold, I miss you, don't catch a cold, remember, drink more hot water, even if it's a hot mouth." ”

Jiang Chi finished speaking, and felt that it was quite good to drink more hot water in this sentence.

Let's say it again, a little more care, a little more love.

"Remember? Drink plenty of hot water. ”

Chen Luo: "..."

I'm special...

Tell me to drink more hot water so gently, seriously?

Chen Luo patted his kicked chest, smiled at Jiang Chi with an MMP smile and said, "You too, baby, promise me, okay?" When hungry, remember, eat more glasses. ”

"Remember, if you're hungry, eat more glass!"

After Chen Luo finished speaking, she suddenly felt a lot better.

I don't seem to be very angry.

Don't...

Do I have to go back to be happy!

As soon as Chen Luo thought of this, his eyes became brighter and brighter when he looked at Jiang Chi, and his smile gradually began to go crazy.

"Uh, okay."

Jiang Chi thought: "What kind of logic is it to eat more glass when you are hungry?" ”

I'm right...

It's cold, and if you have a cold, can't you drink more scalding water?

This is what is said on the Internet!

That's what my mom told me when I was a kid.

Jiang Chi felt that Chen Luo was just angry, so he didn't have the same knowledge as her.

just said weakly: "A great educator who doesn't remember his name said that only women and Chen Luo are difficult to raise." ”

Chen Luo: "??! ”

She decided not to keep a low profile anymore.

"A certain great scholar also said that only Jiangchi and men are pigs."

Jiang Chi: "Oh. ”

Chen Luo: "..."

"There's a man who's a pig!"

"Oh."

"Jiang Chi is a bastard!"

"Oh."

"Jiang Chi is a super invincible bastard...!"

"Oh."

Chen Luo: "..."

Why am I scolding you like this?

Can't you just pay it back!

Oh, your sister.

Chen Luo couldn't bear it at that time, and as soon as he got ashore, he directly pinched the thunder with his hands.

He threatened Jiang Chi for a while: "You... Apologize, or else, blow you up! ”

The words have been put here, if you don't apologize today, you can't leave!

The action of pinching the thunder with his hand, the eyes staring at Jiang Chi, and the elegant and domineering posture.

Everything is telling Jiang Chi that you don't apologize today.

Then you can't walk away.

It can't be in this life.

Jiang Chi saw Chen Luo's movements like a sand sculpture.

"Neurotic!"

Directly bypassed Chen Luo and left.

Chen Luo was left alone to stand messy in the wind, and her hair was blown up by the micro-separation.

God... Neuropathy?

Someone dared to call me insane!!

"You wait!"

Chen Luo turned around and called Jiang Chi.

Jiang Chi turned around and said the first sentence: "You, the bomb is about to explode." ”

"?"

Chen Luo suddenly realized that there was thunder in his hand.

"I'll throw it!"

The bomb exploded completely less than three meters away from Chen Luo!

"Bang!"

Smoke was raised.

[You've been knocked down by your own bomb!] 】

Chen Luo: "..."

Only looked at Jiang Chi with a blank eye.

"Help... I can blow up, I can still blow up! ”

Chen Luo almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, which was too unlucky.

A game that has just made it to the finals.

was blown down by a mine of his own.

"So now, who's the psychopath?"

Jiang Chi asked Chen Luo with a smile.

Chen Luo was silent.

Falling to the ground three times means that this time the amount of health is very fast.

Between face and game.

She Chen Luo, how could she give up face?

Impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

Two seconds.

"Big brother, help me!"