"Ah Li, Ah Li, wake up!"

Shi Jinlang jumped onto the stone and patted Ah Li's little face with his paws.

Ah Li woke up faintly, she rubbed her worried eyes and looked at Shi Jinlang and said, "Bao'er, what happened, why did Ah Li feel groggy in his head?" ”

"Uh-" Shi Jinlang scratched the back of his head in embarrassment and said, "You just accidentally fell and hit the back of your head, it's fine, just take it slowly!" ”

"Really?" Ah Li said with a confused look: "Ah Li remembers that it doesn't seem to be like this!" ”

"That's not the case at all!" The mother crocodile on the side said loudly: "It was the dead rabbit who knocked you unconscious while you weren't paying attention!" ”

"Poof—"

Shi Jinlang spurted out a mouthful of old blood, he turned his head and glared at the crocodile mother and said, "You dead old girl, can you die if you don't speak?" ”

"Bang-"

Before he finished speaking, Shi Jinlang felt a heavy punch in the head, and then fell to the ground.

"Okay, you slut Lang, Ah Li will know it's you!"

Shi Jinlang got up from the ground, and when he looked up, he saw Ah Li's angry little face.

"Hold the grass - what's the situation? Why is Ah Li called Master Lang and a slut Lang! ”

"It's not in the plot, it's not in the plot!"

"It seems that Master Lang knocked Ah Li unconscious, and he was seen by the crocodile mother when he was done!"

"That's Master Lang deserves it, his daughter-in-law dares to beat him, I'm afraid I'm out of my mind!"

"That's right, Goddess Ah Li played well, and supported you to beat the rabbit head of Master Banglang!"

"Well done!"

Seeing Ah Li beating the rabbit, the live broadcast room suddenly boiled.

"That-" Shi Jinlang didn't have time to deal with the group of rabbit cubs in the live broadcast room, he looked at Ah Li with a smile on his face and said: "Ah Li, listen to my explanation, the situation was more critical at that time, and I had to do it as a last resort!" ”

"Really?" Ah Li stretched out his hand and grabbed Shi Jinlang's rabbit ear and said, "Did you feel good when you hit Ah Li?" ”

"Cool-ahh

"Hahaha-"

Seeing the rabbit deflated, the roaring dog hugged its stomach and laughed, and it pointed at the rabbit with its paws while laughing and said, "I didn't expect that the invincible rabbit would also be sanctioned, hahaha——"

After laughing for a long time, the roaring dog felt that the atmosphere was a little wrong, it looked up suddenly, only to see Mao Mao and Guiguzi looking at it like a pen, and at the same time, there was a gloomy gaze staring at it.

"Uh-that-"

The roaring dog's laughter came to an abrupt end, and it turned back to the rabbit and grinned, "Master, I am purely lip-talking, without the slightest disrespect!" ”

"Bang Bang—"

The roaring dog opened his bow left and right and pumped his two big mouths and said, "Palm mouth, I palm my own mouth!" ”

"Maomao, set up a pot to boil water, and eat dog meat hot pot at noon!"

"Don't, don't!"

Mao Mao pulled out the iron pot, looked at the roaring dog with a gloating expression and said: "Dead dog, you are new here, here the rabbit is the boss, Sister Ah Li is the boss, the boss is the boss, the boss is the boss, it's best to pretend not to see it when the boss bullies the boss, otherwise, hehe-the iron pot is serving!" ”

"That's right, a newcomer should look like a newcomer, don't jump like this before you don't understand many rules!" Guiguzi fell into the well and went down the stone road on the side.

"I feel sorry for the howling dog, it's it that hurts every time!"

"This dog isn't a monkey spirit, why is his IQ suddenly not online today?"

"I guess it's a great feeling to see the rabbit being abused, and you laugh when you leave it alone!"

"It seems that this dog has not been professionally trained, no matter how funny it is, it can't be laughed!"

"Howling Dog: Damn, I can't hold back!"

"Master, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore!" The howling dog ghost cried wolf and pounced at the rabbit's feet and said: "The master doesn't care about the villain, spare my dog's life, spare my dog's life!" ”

Seeing that the rabbit didn't care about himself, the roaring dog pounced at Ah Li's feet again and said, "Sister Ah Li, you help persuade my master and beg him not to eat dog meat hot pot!" ”

"Slut Lang, you spare the roaring dog, Ah Li decided not to care about you knocking Ah Li unconscious!"

Ah centrifuge intestines are relatively soft, and when she saw the roaring dog crying and calling her mother, she had to give up her original plan to punish the rabbit well.

"You can skip the dog meat hot pot!"

Shi Jinlang pinched his waist, looked at the crocodile mother lying next to him with bad intentions, and said, "I can't stop eating crocodile hot pot!" ”

"This is good, this is good!"

The Howling Dog burst into tears and laughed, and applauded on the spot.

"You dare!"

Ah Li took a step to the side, stood in front of the crocodile mother, pinched his waist and glared at the rabbit and said, "You dare to eat the crocodile mother, the old lady is not finished with you!" ”

"Alas, the goddess Ah Li has fallen, if you don't learn, what are you learning?"

"Yes, this crocodile mother is itchy and poor, look at what our goddess Ali has been taught!"

"I suggest that Master Lang give it another ride to the Dafa!"

"I think it's better to suck it, suck it until it's half paralyzed, can't take care of itself, and see if it still can't jump!"

"There's nothing wrong with it, suck it and you're done!"

“...”

Shi Jinlang pursed his lips, with a helpless face, he knew that Ah Li would be united with the crocodile mother, and Shi Jinlang should have used the star sucking method to suck the crocodile mother to the point that she couldn't take care of herself.

"Bang-"

A big tail swept over, and the whistling dogs that were clapping were swept out without noticing, and plunged into the waterhole next to them with a "poof".

The howling dog finally crawled out of the pool, and when he looked up, he saw a huge mouth of blood basin open.

"Dead dog, I heard you're going to eat crocodile hot pot?"

"Hahaha-" Mao Mao clapped and laughed on the side: "Dead dog, there is one more thing that can't be messed with, and that is the old lady of the crocodile mother!" ”

"Poof—"

There was a splash of water, and Mao Mao also went into the water.

"That's it!" Shi Jinlang said angrily: "Don't make trouble, let's get out of here quickly!" ”

As he spoke, Shi Jinlang jumped up from the ground and wanted to leave, but at this moment, the mobile phone ringtone in Zhihaili rang.

"It's you again, is there something wrong with the call?"

The call was made by Sun Dayong, and Shi Jinlang answered the phone and asked impatiently.

"Brother Jinlang, there is a matter of urgency!" Sun Dayong's voice was impatient.

"If you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go, Master Rabbit is busy!"

"Okay, okay, I'll take a breath first!" Sun Da was brave and gasped: "Also, you turn off the voice of the live broadcast first!" ”

"Why do you want to turn off live voice?" Shi Jinlang asked puzzled.

"This matter is very important, and no one can know about it except you and me!" Sun Dayong lowered his voice and said.

Hearing that Sun Dayong's tone was not quite right, Shi Jinlang hesitated for a moment, but still muted the live broadcast room.

"Now you can say, what the hell is it?"

"A death order has been issued from above, asking you to protect Wu Zetian, the empress of the Tang Dynasty!"

"What's that?" Shi Jinlang said with a bewildered face: "Why does Master Rabbit want to protect Wu Zetian?" ”

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