Chapter 264: This baby knows that he is wrong
"You've all heard it, the empress is getting more and more emotional now!"
The old master casually put the video on the table, and then looked up at Mozi and Zhuang Zhou, who were silent, and said, "Do you two have any opinions?" ”
"This matter is not something that she Wu Zetian said she would not care about, she would not be in her position and would not seek her own politics, since she is the king of a country in the Tang Dynasty, it is necessary to assume the responsibilities and obligations of the king of a country, she doesn't care, who cares?" Mozi slapped the table and said, "Anyway, in this matter, Wu Zetian must come forward to take responsibility!" ”
"Actually, I can understand her!" The old master stroked his gray beard and said: "As the empress of the Tang Dynasty, she may seem a little irresponsible, but as a woman, it is understandable that she wants to protect her junior brother from harm." Blame the world for changing so fast, so fast that we don't have enough time to deal with it! ”
"Zhuang Zhou, what do you think?" Mozi didn't agree with the old master's opinion, but he couldn't refute it face-to-face, so he had to sprinkle all his grievances on Zhuang Zhou, who didn't care about it and stayed out of the matter.
"I think it's a good thing, the empress is starting to become human!" Zhuang Zhou didn't think about it, and directly said his opinion.
"You think it's a piece of!" Mozi spat angrily and said: "There is a fart for human nature, and someone has the ability to eat as a meal?" Does anyone save the world? Does anyone convince the superpowers not to kill indiscriminately? ”
"Look, I don't say you have to say it, I said it and you said I said it was a fart, so what else do I say?" Zhuang Zhou rolled his eyes and said, "Let's talk, I'm leaving!" ”
"You are not allowed to go!" Mozi took out a laser gun from the mecha and directly welded the iron door to death: "If you don't discuss the reason today, no one is allowed to leave!" ”
"Big brother, I have an urgent need to urinate, I want to go to the toilet, okay?" Zhuang Zhou said speechlessly.
"Leave here to pee!"
"Aren't you annoyed?"
"No!"
"Okay, that's what you said!" Zhuang Zhou is used to being casual, he doesn't care about anything, he just picks up the guy and solves it in public.
"It's so sassy, I can't stand the smell!" The old master waved his hand in disgust and said, "Old Mo, you say, just follow your wishes!" ”
"According to my intentions, then go to Chang'an and bring this person named Shi Jinlang to Jixia Academy!" Mozi slapped the table and said: "Whether she Wu Zetiantong agrees or not, and whether he is willing or not, if he doesn't come, he has to catch it, he has to carry it, he has to carry it, he has to carry it, he has to carry it, drag it-"
"Okay then, you can implement your method!" Zhuang Zhou smiled and said, "Now that there is a result, can you open the door?" ”
"It's my way, but you do it!" Mozi glanced at Zhuang Zhou and snorted coldly.
"Why?" Zhuang Zhou said reluctantly.
"Why?" Mozi glared at Zhuang Zhou and said, "Can you study the people?" You can't, I can! Can you teach those bear kids to read? You can't, Master can! In addition to eating, drinking, and sleeping, you know how to tease your kun all day long, tell me who else is idle here except you, and who is going if you don't go? ”
"Okay, okay, I can't go!"
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"Rabbit poop, this baby is going out, this baby is going out, do you hear that?"
Sending Wu Zetian and the others away, as soon as Shi Jinlang sat down, the voice of Daji's baby came from the sea.
"I heard you!"
Shi Jinlang poured a cup of tea and said lightly.
"This place is not fun at all, this baby is about to die of boredom!"
"I'm just sending you back where you're supposed to be, and what does it have to do with me that you're all bored?"
"Rabbit Baba, this baby knows that he is wrong, please forgive others, okay?"
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing is wrong!"
"Be specific!"
"It's all wrong!"
"It's okay to let you out, will you be obedient?"
"This baby is obedient!"
"Eat and sleep?"
"This baby eats and sleeps obediently!"
"Can't do it?"
"If you can't do it, the rabbit will poop and spank the ass!"
Shi Jinlang shook his head, took out the Great Demon God King Decree from the Three Thousand Whiskers, and then opened the place where the bones were buried and took out the baby Daji.
"Bunny poop!"
Seeing Shi Jinlang, Daji Baby threw herself into his arms with an aggrieved face.
Daji's baby face was dirty, and her clothes were full of mud, Shi Jinlang rubbed her little head distressedly and said, "Are you hungry?" ”
"Uh-huh!" Daji's baby nodded in Shi Jinlang's arms.
"Let's go, Baba will take you to eat something delicious!"
Shi Jinlang took Daji Baby to the most famous snack street in Chang'an City, Daji Baby's snack couldn't walk as soon as she saw it, she saw what she wanted, and she didn't care if her little belly could fit it.
Shi Jinlang also fulfilled a duty of being a "poop", no matter what Daji baby wanted, he was always responsive.
Seeing Daji's baby eating with a mouth full of oil, Shi Jinlang showed a long-lost smile, but when he looked back and saw pairs of couples walking hand in hand, Shi Jinlang felt that there was something missing from this precious happiness.
Of course, it is missing Ah Li, Shi Jinlang knows better than anyone else, he doesn't know what Ah Li is doing now, he misses her very much, but he doesn't know where to find her.
"This baby can't eat it, if Ah Li Ma is also there, how good it would be!"
Daji baby rubbed her round little belly, looking innocent.
Shi Jinlang shook his head and smiled, rubbed Daji's baby's little head and said, "You baby, you can't finish eating before you thought of Ah Li Mama?" ”
"I thought of it a long time ago, but I didn't dare to say it!" Daji baby looked at Shi Jinlang timidly and said, "I'm afraid that the rabbit will be unhappy!" ”
"Okay, okay, pack the things you can't eat and go back and eat them if you want to!"
Shi Jinlang was worried that Daji's baby would ask about Ah Li's whereabouts, so he hurriedly diverted the topic.
"Alright then, just listen to the rabbit poop!"
Shi Jinlang took Daji's baby back to the Tiansao Emperor's Mansion, and after arranging for the palace maid to take care of her, he turned around and prepared to leave.
"Rabbit poop, the bed here is too big, and the baby is afraid to sleep alone at night!" Daji Baby pulled Shi Jinlang's sleeve and said aggrievedly.
"Daji baby is not afraid, when you sleep, the slave is guarding the door!" Seeing this, the palace maid hurriedly comforted.
"No, the baby wants the rabbit to sleep with him!"
Shi Jinlang lowered his head and touched Daji's baby's little head and said, "Okay, Rabbit Baba promises you to sleep with the baby at night!" ”
"You can't lie to the baby!"
"Bunny poop never lies!"
After some serious commitments, Shi Jinlang turned around and left.
Shi Jinlang has a lot of things to do, such as finding Ah Li and reorganizing the Super Evolution Authority.
It's just that before that, he needs to assemble his own team, a real team.
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