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This Zhou Yushi, who usually walks with a bullish coaxing, arrogant nostrils facing the sky, relying on his pair of sharp mouths, can be said to be an invincible opponent in the world.

In terms of debate and bickering, there are few opponents in the court, the petty official, he doesn't dare to offend him, the big official is too lazy to pay attention to him, in short, he is unwilling to step on dog shit, for fear of causing a stink.

To make it clear, you are a bastard, if you still can't understand it, you can understand it like this, a cultured hooligan (stinky and shameless)

Zhou Yushi's main skill is to reverse black and white, and his acting skills are realistic, he can tell you the opposite, and the black he can tell you white, and he can always find a lot of crooked reasoning to make his remarks look more authoritative.

In the past, when he expounded his views in the court, or when he was debating with competitors, if this old man saw that he couldn't talk about others, or that his reasoning was too pale, he would roar, kneel on the ground with tears in his eyes, pat his chest, and look like a heavy minister, shouting that he was doing all this for the Tang Dynasty and the people of the world, in fact, he was arguing with others at that time, about the fact that he had just married a fifteen-year-old concubine a few days ago.......

This Nima is more cheating, you marry a second room, what is the matter with the mother's people and Jiangshan Sheji? I said, why are you in your forties, this face, you still have to order it.

And if this trick doesn't work, this old brother plans to study this qualification issue with you, Zhou Yushi is more powerful, studied under the famous minister Wei Zheng, but this teacher is more special, he just took advantage of Wei Zheng when he was still alive, he had nothing to do to hang out, nagging, and acting very honestly, Wei Zheng didn't like him, nor did he dislike it, after all, Zhou Yushi had just stepped into the officialdom at that time, although he was a little cheaper, but he was still a promising young man with ideals and ambitions, Wei Zheng had the idea of cultivating young people, so he pointed him out.

This is good, Zhou Yushi directly declared to the public that Wei Zheng was his teacher.

He boasted to his colleagues that he was a closed disciple of Zheng Guogong, you should be careful with Lao Tzu in the future, when he said this, Wei Zheng had just finished the funeral yesterday.......

This big guy doesn't know if it's true or not, when Lord Wei was alive, he didn't hear of accepting apprentices, why did he just leave on the front foot, and such a thing popped out on the back foot, many people also recognized Zhou Gongliang, this kid was okay and walked to Wei Zheng's house, and it was a matter of one or two hours, most of them thought it was really a closed disciple of Lord Wei, but some, for example, some minor officials at the same level as Zhou Gongliang at that time were not happy.

Ah, you said that you said that you are the apprentice of Lord Wei, you are, you have to come up with some evidence, who wouldn't brag about it, Zhou Gongliang was very bullish at the time and said, "Then you take out the evidence that I am not a disciple of Lord Wei and take a look?" ”

A group of people were almost choked to death by his words, Zhou Gongliang's one-handed anti-guest play is really good, of course, it is impossible to get everyone with just such a sentence, Zhou Yushi is still a good mouthful, those petty officials at the same level as him, at first glance, they can't say this stinky shameless, and they all scolded the street and went home.

Oh, by the way, when Zhou Yushi is arguing, there is also a more eye-catching performance, that is, his voice, good guy, strong and powerful, every time he debates in the court, as soon as he speaks, he can directly cover everyone's voice, and I don't know if Zhou Yushi has bad breath or what's wrong, often he opens his mouth, and those ministers who disagree with him are willing to bow down, the reason is still his loud voice, be simple, let it go.

Later, Zhou Yushi began to be alone in the officialdom, crawling and rolling, to be honest, this person's ability to do things is still good, otherwise how could he be mixed with the identity of this second-class master, even if he boasted that he was a disciple of Wei Zheng, it would not have much impact on his career.

Oh, by the way, it's still a little bit of an influence, what does Wei Zheng like to do? Scolding the emperor, anyway, Zhou Yushi didn't learn other benefits from Wei Zheng, he inherited this well, and scolded Li Zhi when he had nothing to do, but Wei Zheng scolded to the point, in order to correct Li Shimin's mistakes, what about him, trivial things can be taken out to force a few words, Li Shimin can use Wei Zheng as a mirror to reflect his shortcomings, but what about Li Zhi? Zhou Yushi didn't talk about the mirror in his eyes, it was a stinky ditch.

I remember that two years ago, Li Zhi planned to build a small garden next to his imperial study, which is not a big deal in the emperor, after all, he is the emperor, and it is always okay to give himself benefits.

He was good, and he squirted Li Zhi wildly, saying that he was not enterprising, and he was discouraged, although you kid was an emperor, but you forgot what your father said? Water can carry boats and capsize boats, do people have gardens at home?

Okay, if you build a garden today, will you renovate the palace tomorrow? The day after tomorrow, did you look at the palace unpleasantly, so you directly picked it up and built a new one? If it goes on like this, the people will mourn and say, sooner or later, Datang will die in your hands, anyway, that's probably what it means. (In fact, Li Shimin's famous sentence was copied from Wei Zheng, and that sentence was written in Wei Zheng's recital to him. ）

Li Zhi wanted to die at that time, he just wanted to build a new garden, nothing to cultivate his sentiments or something, and he still built a small garden, and he could spend less than 30,000 taels of silver if it reached the sky, is it as serious as you said?

Later, Li Zhi was still bombarded by Zhou Yushi, and completely gave up the idea of repairing the garden, forget it, anyway, there are many gardens in the palace, and it is not the same to cultivate his sentiments there, alas...... is a dignified emperor, and he doesn't even have a chance to pretend to be forced to engage in welfare, what's the point of doing it, sometimes Li Zhi is really envious of those who are officials.

This also tells us a message, in history, the emperor can't do whatever he wants, he will be constrained by the ministers, for example, the Wanli Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, he belongs to being bullied by civil officials, what he does is always opposed, and finally angry, simply not going to court for more than ten years, anyway, Lao Tzu can't do anything, you can take care of the world, an emperor is forced to be like this, like a gas bag, you say, is there anything worse than him.

Later, when Li Zhi compromised, Zhou Yushi and Yushitai's group of grandsons pretended to be forced for a while, and saw it, this is what a courtier should do, oh no, what a loyal minister should do, His Majesty did something wrong, why do you have to correct him, what kind of garden to repair, what a waste of money.

If Zhou Yushi said this again, it would be better to mention by the way that he had just built a few days ago with six entrances and six exits, and it cost 130,000 taels of silver to build a special courtyard for ***.

So don't keep dreaming of being an emperor, this group of people is quite beautiful, but few people can understand the hardships behind it.

.........

Today, it is such a stingy hob meat, and it actually shows such a pug in front of people, which has to be shocking.

Zhou Yushi nodded at Qin Shi Huang and them in the big tent, and then arched his hand towards Huang Xiaowei and said: "In the next Zhou Gongliang, on the order of our emperor, come to meet the heroes, polite, polite." ”

Look at him when he says this, "Meet", just look at this word, and that minion look, can it reflect a little bit of what an envoy of the Tang Dynasty should look like? I don't know where Zhou Yushi, who shouted Tang Wei's insult last night, died?

In response to Li Zhi's words, this group of people fought in the nest, and when they saw outsiders, they were all strained, and they all looked like two dogs.

After Zhou Yushi finished speaking, seeing that none of the people present took care of him, he was a little embarrassed for a while, Zhou Yushi couldn't help but chuckle in his heart, and then he hurriedly smiled at Huang Xiaowei and said, "I don't know, this ......."

"Get on your knees!!"

Before Zhou Yushi finished speaking, Qin Shi Huang slapped the table, his eyes widened angrily, and he roared loudly.

My God, Qin Shi Huang slapped the table, Zhou Yushi's legs were weak at that time, kneeling on the ground, he didn't even dare to take a breath, his hands and even his whole body were trembling, and his mouth was even trembling: 'Everyone....... Heroes..... Circle.... Spare ....... I am..... I'm just a royal history, and you can't kill me...... It's useless, and it's dirty with your knife and axe. ”

Qin Shi Huang smiled with satisfaction, he just wanted to scare and scare this grandson, well, the effect is good.

Cao Cao stroked his beard and said with a cold face: "I heard that you are a waiter sent by the Tang Dynasty to negotiate peace with us?" ”

Zhou Yushi trembled and said: "Back to this old hero's words, it is ...... Precisely. ”

If Li Zhi saw Zhou Yushi's appearance, it was estimated that he would be angry to death, wouldn't people just slap the table and shout? As for the end of it? You represent Datang, Datang!!

Cao Cao continued: "Then how many grades do you have in your official residence? ”

"Villain...... The second grade of the official residence. ”

"Huh?" Cao Cao hummed deliberately, picked up a cup of tea in front of the desk, and said leisurely: "Second grade? Hehe, then do you think you are qualified to negotiate peace with us? ”

"This ...... This....... Zhou Yushi said with a bitter face: "Heroes, although the villain's official position is a little lower, I ......."

Qin Shi Huang got up abruptly and kicked over the desk in front of him, "Get out, let Li Zhi come in person, otherwise the widow will wipe out your Tang Dynasty." ”

Zhou Yushi fainted in fright......