The spacecraft was landing, rubbing against the atmosphere, turning into a flash of fire and flying towards the continent of Yakka.

"Huh?"

Joe suddenly made a sound.

"What's wrong?"

Quill looked at Joe.

"Hey, hey!"

Joe smiled.

"There's a very interesting guy down there."

Quill looked at Joe in bewilderment, looked at it for a full three seconds, and then issued an order to Ultron:

"Ultron, tell me the following situation."

"Please wait, sir."

Ultron quickly projected the situation of Yaka Star.

The once lively streets of Yaka Star have become deserted, the high-rise buildings have become ruined walls, and the city is full of hustle and bustle, but instead of laughter and laughter, it is a sad sound of crying and sorrow.

"What's going on?"

Quill asked suspiciously, although he and Joe were bad, they were morally bad.

The two of them basically never bullied civilians, unless they were too ugly or too handsome, otherwise they would not do anything to unarmed people.

And what happened to the star Yaka now?

Why are so many civilians crying again?

There was a faint sympathy in Quiel's heart.

Because the Yaka people are very good-looking, with delicate facial features, like elves.

There are no males in the whole race, all females, and reproduction depends on asexual reproduction...

Seeing the beautiful female yaka star people on the screen crying tears, Quill's heart was distressed.

"Who did this? It's outrageous, it's cruel, Joe, we have to go and save them! ”

Quill said to Joe with a straight face.

"Okay, you can go." Qiao smiled and said, "Ultron, enlarge this person." ”

Joe gestured to a vague humanoid.

Ultron complied with the order and magnified the man.

"Sanos!"

When Quill saw it, his eyes widened.

Purple skin, a giant vertical chin, a sturdy figure, a blue dress with golden shoulder armor, golden boots on his feet, a blue and gold helmet on his head, and a gem shining on it, is it not Thanos or who?

"That Mad Titan Sanos!"

Quill opened his mouth wide, he had grown up listening to the stories of Thanos, and their idol was Thanos.

Thanos roamed the universe alone, until now there are famous obsidian five generals under his command, isn't that a big name, resounding throughout the universe?

"He is the hidden Fourth Reich in the universe!!"

Quill said silently.

"Uh-huh!" Joe was noncommittal. "Aren't you going to rescue the Yakas? Go ahead! ”

"Haha." Quirgan chuckled a few times, "Oops! He clutched his stomach, "Why does my stomach hurt so much?" It seems that I have eaten something bad, I have to go to the toilet, and I won't go down for a while! ”

After saying that, he ran into the bathroom with a cigarette.

"This man!" Joe shook his head helplessly. "As always!"

The spaceship landed, and with the sound of air pressure, the hatch opened, and Joe, dressed in silver armor, walked out.

Joe put on the vibranium armor that he hadn't used for a long time, and he usually used the battle suit given by the Kree people, but now that he saw the purple sweet potato essence wearing armor, he was not to be outdone.

"Are you...?" Thanos asked, narrowing his eyes.

"Looks good." Instead of answering Thanos' question, Joe boasted about his armor.

"You're strong!" Thanos exclaimed, "I can feel a powerful force in you. ”

"Uh-huh." Joe pouted, "How about comparing yourself to you?" ”

"I don't know." Thanos replied honestly, shaking his head.

"Why don't you try?" Joe said with a smile.

"Can I finish what I'm doing and then fight?" Thanos asked in a good tone.

"Kill these Yakers?"

"It's to kill half of it and reduce the burden on the universe, the resources in the universe are limited, and intelligent life is endlessly multiplying, wasting limited resources, and sooner or later, the resources will be insufficient, I..."

Thanos was talking about his philosophy, but was interrupted by Joe, "Isn't it family planning!" I understand, I understand! ”

Joe actually admires Thanos a lot, and people have feelings!

And people are very sensible, outwardly they are a warrior, but on the inside, they have a high level of wisdom.

He's not like Joe, he's an imposter who doesn't have much in his head.

People are well-read and super cultured!

It's a pity that Thanos kills without any emotion, all of them are treated equally, and it is impossible to let the earth go, otherwise, Joe really doesn't mind him killing half of the creatures in the universe.

It has nothing to do with him, maybe humans and aliens are not the same species, there is reproductive isolation, even if they die, what does it have to do with him?

"Family planning?" Thanos asked suspiciously, thought for a moment, and then spoke, "Very apt words."

You should be very touched by the words you can utter. ”

"Not really."

Joe's words made Thanos stunned, and he looked at Joe suspiciously.

Joe looked around, and then said to Thanos, "Sakaxing's young sister is very good-looking, why don't we discuss letting them go?" ”

"Impossible!

Once I make a decision, I will definitely do it! ”

Thanos said in a sonorous voice.

"yes, it's a coincidence, and so am I." Joe said with a grin.

"Then I have to do it, defeat you, you can't stop me.

Don't worry, I won't kill you, I appreciate you, and after you are defeated, I will accept you as my subordinate and help me achieve my ideals. ”

Thanos was so confident in his own strength that he pointed his sword at Joe.

"Try it!"

After Joe finished speaking, he rushed towards Thanos and swung his fist at him.

Instead of dodging, Thanos slashed at Joe's neck.

The punch and blade hit both of them at the same time, and then Joe stayed still, and Thanos was instead sent flying out by a punch, knocking down several buildings.

For a time, dust was everywhere.

Joe waited for the dust to sink and stood still.

After a few seconds, Thanos walked out with a knife in his hand, and the blade sparked on the ground.

Thanos twisted his mouth, "The strength is good, but it's a pity that it can't hurt me." ”

"Really?" Joe smiled and asked, "I was afraid of beating you to death just now, and I only used one percent of my strength, since you said so, then I have to increase my strength!" ”

"Arrogance!"

Thanos shouted, swung the knife into a phantom, and went from Xiang Qiao.

In half a second, it flew back at an even faster speed.

"How is that possible!" Thanos stood up again, then exclaimed.

Just now he slashed Joe with a thousand knives, Joe didn't have any defense, and then Joe gave him a punch and he flew.

Looking at the blade's edge, Thanos couldn't believe it.

"Probably, the person who made you the knife didn't care and cut corners."

Joe said with a shrug.

"You just slashed me a thousand times, and now I'm going to pay it back, don't worry, I don't have to use all my strength, how about a tenth of my strength? If you don't die, I'll let you go. ”

Thanos' calm face changed.

"Wait~"

Before he could say anything, Joe hammered Thanos in the face.

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

One punch, two punches, ten punches, a hundred punches...

A large crater appeared within a radius of two kilometers, and Thanos' body was outside, and his head had been planted in the ground.

His breathing became weak.

"Alive? Then let you go. ”

After the hammer, Joe said happily.

The purple potato essence really resisted the beating, although it was also partly because the land here was not strong, but he still carried Qiao thousands of punches alive and did not die.

"I'm looking forward to seeing you next time."

Joe said to Thanos' body.

"Bye-bye!"

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