"What? She said I'm a straight man? Who's a straight man? I'm a straight man with a hammer, believe it or not, I can scum her to doubt life! ”

When Jiang Chi heard the ridicule of his friend on the phone, he couldn't bear it at that time.

How can I be a straight man?

Not to mention the scumbag, at least he is also a veteran in the ten thousand flowers!

This matter has to be said to yesterday noon, after the introduction of a good friend, Jiang Chi successfully completed the first blind date in his life, he felt that the two of them also got along very well at that time, and the young lady did not have any uncomfortable expression.

Jiang Chi couldn't figure out why the young lady would tell his friend that he was a straight man after the blind date, and he didn't dare to ask.

"Think about it, what did you do at that time, why did she say you were a straight man."

Hearing his friend's question, Jiang Chi recalled carefully, touched his chin and said while recalling: "Think about it, when I had dinner yesterday, she said that she didn't like to eat meat, I saw that she was too thin, so I forcibly sandwiched a piece of meat for her, and it was healthy to eat more meat." ”

"For her good, after all, a successful blind date is to become a family."

"Then after eating, I saw that she was in a hurry to leave, so I took her hand, but don't worry, I'm not a hooligan, I just want to tell her that all the expenses before marriage have to be AA, after all, the economy should be independent before marriage."

Friend: "... ”

"I..."

"Excuse me Brother Chi, next time you want to find a girlfriend, don't look for me to introduce you, there is no young lady to introduce you, goodbye."

Before Jiang Chi could speak.

"Duh... Honk... Honk! ”

The phone just hung up?

What the hell?

"Questions?" Jiang Chi looked confused, stupidly looked at the mobile phone with a black screen in his hand, and asked himself with some confusion: "I... Isn't that right? ”

Shouldn't all the spending before marriage be AA?

What if she doesn't marry me and runs away?

Spending money on someone else's wife?

I'm Jiang Chi such a person?

"Hey, society! Woman. ”

Jiang Chi is an online little companion to play, the job is basically to accompany the boss to play games, no feelings, no money, suddenly want to try the feeling of falling in love, so he asked a good friend to introduce him to a blind date, unexpectedly, yellow.

Just as he was lying in his room, looking helpless.

An indifferent and crisp voice rang out:

[Ding—Detecting the surrounding environment!] 】

[Ding - no abnormality in the surrounding environment!] Bind host! 】

[Ding - binding complete!] Boot up the system! 】

…

it?

What was that?

What is the gadget system?

Jiang Chi jerked up and turned his head to look around.

Doraemon's sheets, Pigman's poster, pink wallpaper, glow-in-the-dark mouse and keyboard...

Nothing out of the ordinary.

Where did that sound come from?

Is there such a thing as a system?

It can't be anyone's prank, right?

Jiang Chi plays with him as a dead fat house, of course he knows what the system is, after all, he also likes to read novels or something, but suddenly it is his turn, and he has to be a little suspicious of whose prank it is.

What fool would trick me?

Jiang Chi thought about it, he didn't have any good friends, his parents had gone on a trip, and he was left alone at home, so the problem came...

This can't really be the system

Although Jiang Chi already believed it in his heart, Jiang Chi still opened his mouth and asked, "Are you really a system?" ”

"That's right, I'm the system."

"Shhh

The legendary Lori listened to the blood of Jiang Chi.

sighed secretly: "The system is really Lolita." ”

As everyone knows, the sound of the system is completely the favorite sound in the host's heart.

"So, what's your use?"

"I can help the host become bigger and stronger in the companion play world and create more brilliance!"

"Speak human words."

System: "..."

"I can help the host get better and better."

Jiang Chi: "Can you be specific?" ”

"Money, sister, status, strength."

Jiang Chi: "Can you be more specific?" ”

"Be a big brother in the playmaking world!"

Jiang Chi pretended to be old and pondered for a while, then asked, "How can I help?" ”

After a long discussion of the system, Jiang Chi deeply realized and summarized, and finally understood the meaning of the system.

"1: As long as the boss places an order, then Jiang Chi will get the boss to play with when he places an order in a short time, which probably means that Jiang Chi will temporarily become the boss's imaginary play.

2: After the end of the play-with mission, Lin Xiu will randomly obtain one of the temporary abilities.

3: During the play, Jiang Chi will be given various game attribute bonuses, depending on luck.

4: All the right of interpretation belongs to the system, the system belongs to Jiang Chi, and Jiang Chi belongs to the author! ”

…

At the same time, in a live broadcast room of the Shenshu Live APP, an anchor has just started broadcasting.

"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, do you miss Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao misses you, what you think about is called a tea without thinking, I don't want to eat, I can't sleep at night, and I can't hope for love."

On the live broadcast screen, an extremely outstanding-looking female anchor greeted the screen, only to see her crescent-like eyes, melon seed face, small and delicate nose, pink cherry mouth, cute and playful, with a hint of sexiness.

This is a goddess-level anchor who is one of the best in appearance.

At the same time, this is also an extremely famous Internet celebrity, but he unlocked the talent of King Glory and Death, and came to the Shenshu Live APP to be an anchor.

When the audience below saw Su Xiaoxiao start broadcasting, they all began to ridicule one by one.

"It's another day when Xiaoxiao starts to play herself, why is she so good-looking, so she has to be so sand sculpture? Sorry, I love sand sculptures! ”

"Early, what's early? Say love me! ”

"I don't know why, I've been single for a long time, and I started to show off my eyebrows when I saw Su Xiaoxiao."

"Sit back and watch another day Su Xiaoxiao's live broadcast of Glory of Kings: Black Screen Game"

"Or? Crowdfunding to buy a hang for Su Xiaoxiao, right? Her level, um... I don't think it can be saved by hanging up. ”

All kinds of comments, with some ridicule, Su Xiaoxiao is used to it.

You think I don't want to hang up?

It's useless to open it!

This kind of MOBA game, rookies can't beat the gods.

There is no way, Su Xiaoxiao has only just come into contact with this game, and Shenshu Live gave her a lot of money to be the anchor to shake the field, so she came.

"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense, today... I, Su Xiaoxiao, I'm going to find a place to play with, and then tease him and it's over, okay guys. ”

After Su Xiaoxiao finished speaking, her face was stunned, and she said: "Don't ask me why I want to play with you, I, Su Xiaoxiao, am not bad for money!" ”

"Shhh Su Xiaoxiao's goods don't want Bilian again! Everyone avoided ten meters away, this deep compulsion scared everyone to death! ”

"Why are you stunned, deduct 6! It's all pretending to be forced, what are you waiting for? ”

"Ahem, I'm the only one I'm worried about who I don't know whose companion it is, guys?"

"No, there's still me~"