My Neighbor Totoro Live TV.

"The master is gone, don't mind! The master is gone, isn't there still me? Aixiao said in a serious tone: "Brother Xiao, when I am in a good state, I can also play his kind of operation, isn't this just playing this game, isn't it easy?" When I'm proficient, I'll kill the stupid thief just now. ”

The barrage is brushing to retain the masters who have gone offline.

I'm a little 'jealous' when I love to laugh.

Obviously, I'm the anchor!

"Staff, please get out of the way, don't hinder Brother Sword God's live broadcast."

"Xiaosun, pour water for the sword god!"

"Pour water!"

"Well, what, it's all in trouble, right?" Aixiao rolled up his sleeves in the live broadcast room, "Wait a minute, I'll show you a wave of wonderful operations." ”

As soon as the words fell.

A private message was sent on the screen of the live broadcast of love and laughter.

"Bai Ze Guild has something to discuss."

He glanced at it, wasn't this his fan player of the Bai Ze Guild? Could it be that he watched him broadcast "Faith" and broadcast it well? Have you talked to him about cooperation?

"I'll negotiate a contract with Bai Zegong here." Aixiao picked up the chicken feather as a token and said in front of the live audience: "Ah! See, this is Brother Xiao's influence, this is the first day of broadcasting "Faith", and the people from the Bai Ze Guild came to talk to me about live broadcast cooperation, this can't be helped, the popularity is that you can do whatever you want. ”

"Do you have the contact information of Mr. Hanmei Lijian?"

A second in the face.

Aixiao's face changed at that time.

"It's off, it's off, audience, that's the end of today's show." Aixiao pretended to be off the air with a bitter face, paused and said: "This brother, can you finish talking next time, don't say half of it, it's really hurting feelings." ”

"You're stealing the conversation too fast." replied in a private message.

"Brother Han is offline." Aixiao pointed to Ron next to him, who was hosted by AI, and said, "I don't have his contact information, or do you guard the corpse?" Waiting for him to go online? ”

"Got it." The DM pops up a message again.

"You're looking for him?" Aixiao asked rhetorically.

"Talk about cooperation." Private messages reply in seconds.

I love to laugh and don't want to talk anymore.

"So, have you considered talking to me about it... Cooperate? Aixiao asked in a tone of anticipation, "I don't want money." ”

"I can't bring people with me during the wasteland period, I'm sorry." The private message was replied again.

"Nima, what you said is to imply that I am too good to bring it!" Aixiao thinks that he must maintain his dignity, "You take me, I really don't cheat, I absolutely obey the organization's arrangement, don't mistreat and don't owe." ”

"The fault tolerance rate during the wasteland opening period is too low, and I really can't bring it." The replies to the private messages are more and more heart-wrenching every time.

"This clearly shows that my food is too much." Love smiled and said: "Cheng, just say this to you, I will practice my skills hard from tomorrow, and when I go back, what world boss or wild boss will your Bai Ze Guild fight, I know I can't do anything about you, but I will definitely be a-stirring stick and turn you upside down." ”

“......”

For the first time, I saw myself compared to a-stirring stick.

Everyone has a full understanding of the lower limit of the anchor who loves to laugh.

In particular, the attitude of first soft and then hard, and the operation of changing face faster than turning a book, explain what it means to be truly shameless.

The people of the Bai Ze Guild also smiled and didn't take this to heart.

"Alright, our guild has arrived." The last reply of the private message, "We've arrived at the location, do you know when Hanmei Sharpening Sword will be launched?" ”

Aixiao asked rhetorically: "Look at what you are asking, I am not his wife, how do I know when he will be online?" ”

At the back door of the Breeze Inn, a group of people walked in and paid the innkeeper's lodging fee, or they would have been evicted by the innkeeper if they stayed for a short time.

"Meet the June Scarlet Blood of the Tianlu Group of the Bai Ze Guild." The lead player introduced himself.

"Anchors love to laugh." The smiling character ran around the motionless Ron a few times and said, "This is Hanmei's account number." ”

Computer players can't make pointing at people, so Aixiao can only run around Ron a few times and tell June which account is Turnt.

June Scarlet took a look and found that there was nothing special, an ordinary account, ordinary equipment, and the changed profession was also the worst wild mage on the street at present.

"May you ask, how did you meet?" June Crimson is gathering intelligence and information.

"I think your question is very problematic, how can you know this? Do a task, just form a team after finishing things, don't you get to know each other? "Aixiao thinks that the people in the Bai Ze Guild are all sick, why are the questions asked so strange.

"Oh, so what does he usually do? It's the characteristics of the style of play, can you tell us about it? June Crimson asked.

"You may not believe it." Speaking of this place, Ai Xiao had too many words to say in his heart, "Do you know melee mages? ”

"Uh-huh?" June Crimson frowned, "What do you mean?" ”

"It's the kind of mage who fights hand-to-hand with others in close combat, a magic ball in his left hand smashes people's faces, and he can punch out with his right hand, that style of play is really sassy." When I said this, I also made a gesture on the computer screen.

"Sometimes, he also knocks people down with a punch, stands on top of others, and gives him a fireball technique." Ai smiled and said, "By the way, he also uses spells on horses. ”

"When the cavalry rushed over, his fireball technique directly took out people's stomachs, snapped, and punched one by one."

June Crimson: "Ah!??? ”

"Uh... Love to laugh, you're not kidding me, are you? June Crimson said incredulously.

"Brother, what do you mean by that? You think I'm lying to you? Aixiao was unhappy, "I'm sick and I lied to you, you don't believe me, you can ask the audience in my live broadcast room, did the mage ride on a horse and kill the cavalry at close range with fireball magic!" ”

"Hmm." June Crimson 'um' with a questioning tone.

"You just don't believe me! We also have a melee cleric on our team. "Love to laugh big, what kind of world is this, to be honest, people still don't believe it.

"I didn't ask your pastor about his playing style, I asked about Hanmei's sword fighting." June Crimson said.

"Hanmei Sharpening Sword is a melee mage, and our team's legal professions are all melee combat, do you understand?" Aixiao said solemnly, and said in a very serious tone.

This time, he really wasn't joking.

But why doesn't anyone believe in him except for water friends?

"What's the matter with the melee mage on horseback?" June Crimson doesn't understand the situation, "Can you ride a horse, can fight in close combat, can you throw spells, and can you ride on a horse as a melee mage?" ”

"Yes, yes, that's what it looks like." Love laughed and cried, this June Scarlet finally understood his words.

"Huhu-" There was a burst of laughter from behind June's crimson blood, this person was so funny, where would a normal person use a mage profession like this! A melee mage who is still riding a horse, can we use a warrior with a staff to stand behind and put healing?

Love laughs and is helpless now.

Nima, is it funny?

He was obviously very serious about explaining Hanmei's sword fighting.

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