Chapter 253: Falling Pillow
Although I didn't believe it before, but now Shota can clearly affirm that he has been poisoned by a disease called Nakaji.
God knows that he just wanted to have a good talk to Bai Shiniao just now, but he didn't expect things to deviate in a strange direction so much, even the wolf Gu Yingshi, who looked extremely cool and looked like the ancestral skills of the Sima family in the end, the hidden meaning behind it was that he almost broke his neck.
That's right! It's like that great philosophical question, who killed me, and who I killed. The answer is: It's me! Kill me.
When he came to the school with a look of surprise, people had already begun to enter the school gate one after another. Although the matter of the Discipline Committee has been settled before, they are still fulfilling their duties.
Ishigami was surprised to see Shota come so early today, but when he reacted, he bowed to him.
"It's going to be early!"
"Oh."
Shota rubbed his neck and went in, and now he seriously doubted that he had pretended to be too much just now, causing the tendons in his neck to be pulled.
Now he can't even move it, let alone straighten his neck.
"Did the president sleep with a pillow?"
Ishigami, who was standing at the doorway, saw that something was wrong with him and came up to ask, and Shota turned around and glanced at him.
"What, can you cure it?"
"I used to live in the countryside with my grandmother, and I saw that she had treated the farmers in the village, or ...... Let me try. ”
……
"Relax, President."
Shota turned his back to him motionlessly.
"President, please take it easy."
After saying it again, Shota still didn't react, and Ishigami looked at his back with some confusion.
"President, please ......"
"Can I move, you let me relax, I'll fart! I'm going to fall asleep if I put it again, how do you let me put it! ”
"Right...... Sorry to forget that you can't move your head. ”
Ishigami's face was full of shame.
To be honest, he still watched his rural grandmother treat others when he was a child, and how many years have passed. He can't even remember what his grandmother looks like now, and he still remembers how to do it.
But things have come to this point, and he can only catch the ducks on the shelves.
"President, stiff neck is mainly caused by five conditions, one is improper head and neck posture during sleep; Second, the pillow is too high, improperly soft and hard, or uneven; the third is neck trauma; Fourth, the neck is cold;
Fifth, it is caused by cervical spondylosis.
As long as it's not the fifth, I can treat you for the rest, may I ask if you are ......?"
Listening to Ishigami's words, Shota felt a lot more at ease, and it seemed that he really knew a little. But Shota has no way to tell him the truth of the matter, so can't he bluntly say that he pretended to be too much, so it caused the split.
There was no way, he could only bite the bullet and pick out the best answer from the four.
"The fourth! Right! Just the fourth. ”
"The fourth! Are you sure? ”
"I said it's me or you, I said the fourth is the fourth. You can't do it, no, I'll find someone else. ”
"Okay, okay! You have the final say, the president, and you have the stiff neck anyway. ”
"Hey! You ......"
Hurriedly held Shota down and Ishigami began to tinker with his head, in fact, not only was the movement of his hands a little nervous, but even his own heart was drumming.
The words just now were completely made up casually by him in order to make Shota feel at ease with him, and even he himself couldn't remember what the one, two, three were talking about.
I just made up all the words I could think of in my head.,I didn't expect it to really fool Shota.。 It's just that this theoretically stabilized him, but this practical aspect is ......
"What the hell are you doing, you've been messing around for a long time, do you want to give me the whole look or what?"
I don't know what he wants to do, but Shotamitsu felt those two big hands pull left and right on his head.
"I'm surprised, did your grandmother learn to perm her hair from Master Tony at the entrance of the village, how to move with a ploughing style, what the hell are you here for."
"Don't worry, President, I'm looking for acupuncture points. Ancestral crafts like ours have special techniques, so rest assured. After I found the acupuncture points, I was able to get rid of the disease at once. ”
"Acupuncture points!"
Don't say it, it's kind of like that, I just don't know how the craftsmanship is.
Just as Shota closed his eyes and was about to squint for a while, Shigego's voice suddenly came from the door.
"Ishigami, how are you working out here......"
Click!
"Hold the grass!"
"President!!"
……
When Shota came out of the hospital wearing a neck brace, the group of people from the school were all waiting at the door. Seeing this, Ojiri was the first to run over and help him.
"Your neck, President?"
"It's still there."
Seeing that they were obviously holding back a smile, Shota Iron blushed and gritted his teeth secretly.
The moment it happened, he almost thought that he was over like this, the ghost knew that the stone god's subconscious movements would be so powerful, he used to twist other people's necks, but now it was his turn to know how terrible it was.
The doctor said that if he had been stronger, he would have really said goodbye.
Scold! If I believe any more punctuation marks you say, I'm all baked with octopus balls.
"President Na......"
"I'll talk about it when I get back to something."
gave them a cold look, and Shota was helped to walk towards the school. As soon as he disappeared at the intersection, an explosion of laughter came from the entrance of the hospital.
"The president's appearance, hahaha!!"
"This is yours, Stonegod!"
"To be honest, I doubt that if you were stronger, you would have broken the president like this. Hahaha! ”
"Have you laughed enough?"
"No, you didn't know ...... you saw the president just now."
Shigego, who was gloating, was laughing and talking to the people around him, when he suddenly felt that they were all quiet.
Especially when he saw the serious expression on Nakajo's face, he suddenly lost his smile, and his entire face instantly lost its blood color and turned pale.
"Yes...... President? ”
When he turned his head tremblingly, Shota was looking at him with a kind smile on the street corner. And this smile doesn't matter, Shigego was so frightened that his legs went weak on the spot.
"It seems that you have encountered something very happy, what is so funny that makes you laugh so happily, say it and I'll listen to it, let us follow suit."
Hearing this, Shigego immediately panicked, and he quickly looked at the others around him for help, and they all deliberately avoided his gaze, and secretly covered their mouths and shrugged their shoulders.
Those eyes were the kind of schadenfreude that he was no longer familiar with, but he didn't expect it to be his turn so soon.
After understanding his situation, he can only pin his last hope on Shota. Seeing him slowly coming over, Shigego quickly knelt on the ground.
"Yes...... President! Please forgive me, I ......"
"What do you say, I have to thank you so much. If you hadn't had a good subordinate, I wouldn't be like this now.
How do you think I should thank you, Shigego! ”
The last sentence Shota said almost through gritted teeth, and Shigego sat on the ground with a frightened ass, and he could only shout to the sky in the face of an angry Shota.
"Spare your life, President !!"