Naturally, I won't say that I taught Ge Tiansheng to pick up girls: "It's nothing, new friends, let's just leave an address for each other." Thinking of one thing, I wondered: "Why did you just say that I was you, your husband?" ”

Yun Yanyan's face remained unchanged: "Not just now, from now on, you will be my boyfriend." ”

I was taken aback and said, "Isn't it?" Why, is it just because I looked at your body and didn't have all ......" I kept silent.

Yun Yanyan said bitterly: "You haven't seen it all, have you?" Do you want to strip naked and show you all at once? As he spoke, his eyes turned red, and tears rolled in his eyes.

I cried, "Not really. ”

Yun Yanyan bit her lower lip: "Don't worry, it's just for three months, and you won't have to continue to play this role after three months." Originally, I didn't want to use this kind of strategy, but my body was ...... by you" The words stopped at this point, and his voice was a little bitter: "Forget it, it's all over." ”

I'm also very sorry for this, I didn't expect her to be such a traditional and conservative woman, I just saw her in underwear, I didn't expect her to be so stubborn, I understood the meaning of her words, sighed and said, "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to." Do you want me to pretend to be your boyfriend so that others don't harass you? ”

"Yes, exactly. Those people are so annoying, sometimes I can't clean up, that person, who was particularly pestering just now, called me, I didn't answer, he said to the people in my dormitory that he would always wait for me at the door, do you think I don't want to go to the street with my sisters in the dormitory to have fun today, but like to stay alone in the dormitory and sleep? But what can I do, I don't even have a little freedom. The man just now was just one of them. I'll just need you to pretend for three months, and they'll be completely dead by then. Yun Yanyan began to freeze again, and her tone was a little cold, but the fierce heaving of her chest showed that she was not calm in her heart, but she didn't show it.

I nodded, "Okay." But there's one thing I can't figure out, why don't you just announce that you already have a boyfriend earlier? ”

Yun Yanyan sneered: "It would be nice if it was that simple, there are many people in the school who will do everything possible to inquire about my news, if it is only in name, they will find out sooner or later, I hope you can do a better job, don't let them see through it." ”

The muscles in my face quivered: "What should I do?" ”

"Call me at least three times a week, and occasionally accompany me to go shopping, just to show others, don't worry, I don't need you to buy anything for me, but sometimes I will have a meal, of course, you pay for this meal!"

It's easy to call, anyway, just talk a few words, I don't know her at all, except for some of the most basic information such as names, we don't know anything else, and there's nothing to talk about. It's more troublesome to go shopping and eat, but I did something wrong first, and I didn't dare to bargain, no matter what she said, I promised to be.

Yun Yanyan seemed to see through my thoughts, and said solemnly: "Don't think that it is perfunctory to make a phone call, those men outside will beg my dormitory or other dormitory classmates to inquire about the news, if they are around, I will talk to you in the tone of your girlfriend, please be serious."

I nodded and said, "Got it, can I go?" ”

"Wait a minute." She walked to the guard's room, and after a while took a pen and two small notes, and handed me one of them: "This is my phone, write down yours." ”

I wrote down the number, and it felt weird, like I had signed a deed of sale. Yun Yanyan was a little moved after seeing it, probably because this number was not from this school, but she didn't ask anything.

I remembered an important thing, which I had to tell the "wife" in front of me: "My real name is Chen Lin, not Yuan Fan." ”

When I arrived at the door of the dormitory in the East District, I didn't dare to trespass this time, and saw a fat middle-aged woman at the door, probably a doorman, I walked straight to her, and looked at the woman's fierce face up close, and saw me looking up and down until I was a little hairy and asked, "What are you doing?" "The tone is very bad.

I said in my heart, isn't it just looking for someone, how can I make it look like a devil entering the village, I said helplessly: "One of my high school classmates lives inside, please help me tell her to come down." ”

The murderous woman rolled her eyes: "Who are you looking for?" What faculty? Which dormitory? What's the matter with her? "A series of questions fell down, as if she was interrogating a prisoner in the police, and somehow, I always felt that she hated me a little, and she was not polite at all.

I said patiently: "Zhang Wen from Building 7, 306, Department of Management." ”

"Department of Management, Building 7, 306? Zhang Wen? She turned around and walked back to the guard room and picked up a phone: "Hey, isn't Zhang Wen from your dormitory?" After a while, he walked out again and looked me up and down a few times: "Go over there and wait, and she will come down." Pointing to the distance, there were quite a few boys walking around boredly, also waiting for someone.

I walked a few steps stupidly, and heard another sentence: "The roe deer is not a good thing at first glance." ”

I couldn't cry or laugh, although I didn't dare to say that I was very handsome, but it seemed that I was still far from the roe deer, this fierce woman, I really don't know if she was stimulated by some man, or menopausal syndrome.

As he walked, he shouted, "This woman is a real brother." ”

A boy next to him interjected: "If you are not fierce, you won't be called an old witch." ”

I laughed and said, "Old witch? Isn't it possible to be a twin sister with the old witch of the South District?

After a while, Zhang Wen and Li Xiao came down hand in hand, and when they saw me, they immediately quickened their pace, and complained in front of me: "Cousin (Chen Lin), why did you come so late?" ”

My eyes lit up, the two of them were wearing very bought clothes, Li Xiao was wearing a fiery red coat, which was particularly eye-catching, no matter where she went, she was the most eye-catching figure, and Zhang Wen's white cardigan and light blue sweatpants complemented her delicate personality. Every movement and stillness is the same beauty. But I had some pleasantries, wearing white jeans and a shirt that looked a little unpresentable. With two delicate beauties, it is inevitably a bit of a bad scenery.

But Zhang Wen and Li Xiao didn't care, they leaned up enthusiastically, Li Xiao also pounced, hooked my neck and hugged me, Zhang Wen was used to seeing it, and a few men next to him suddenly saw two charming girls, although there are many beauties in Peking University, but there are still few who can reach this level and have this kind of temperament, they all opened their eyes wide, and when they saw Li Xiao and I hugged, their eyes were full of envy.

I lied to her and said, "It's rare to come to the highest key university in the country, so I took a car ride around and came back, I didn't expect it to be so big, it took so long to just turn around." ”

Li Xiaodao: "What is rare, cousin? It wasn't a casual thing for you to go to Peking University when you wanted to go to Peking University. Suddenly he frowned, let go of his hand and leaned over me, Joan sniffed around.