Chapter 168: Dehydration - Stick

Yes, a stick-shaped object, one that is placed inside the pants, soft, with a temperature.

It's a bar, it's not a bra, it's not a dildo in the transposition game of someone who can't say a name.

"Well, I hope you've had breakfast. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Give, protein bar, good for bones. Du Kang said.

At this time, there is no little cheapness, and Kudo Shinichi will naturally not know about Du Kang's hidden malice

- Gin may break your bones. If Belmodo brings someone who shouldn't be brought in a while, he will come in advance.

"Protein bars, pat first." Du Kang handed it to Kudo Shinichi and said so, and then as if he suddenly thought of something, he retracted his outstretched hand, "By the way, you don't have kidney disease or anything like that." ”

High-protein stuff is not suitable for people with kidney failure. It can increase the burden on the kidneys. Although Shiho Miyano doesn't, if Shinichi Kudo has kidney disease, wouldn't it be tantamount to harming people. If such a precious experimental object is finished like this, Du Kang feels that it is still a pity.

Yes, it's just a pity.

Even if he suddenly changed from Edogawa Conan's child state to Kudo Shinichi's high school student state, resulting in kidney decompensation, being in a state similar to kidney failure, and unable to compensate for the high protein of protein bars, Du Kang was not distressed at all. It's not your own family's Shiho, and the necessary sacrifices are allowed.

"It's okay, just a little hungry." Kudo Shinichi continued as if to avoid a series of temptations that Du Kang would carry out next. As he spoke, he took the simple packaged protein bar handed over by Du Kang, then put it in his mouth and chewed it quickly. looks like he trusts Du Kang very much, and in the eyes of outsiders, it seems that the two of them have known each other for many years.

Then the other side took the disposable paper cup brought by Xiaolan and drank it. Then he took the handkerchief handed by Xiaolan and wiped the sweat on his head.

"Speaking of which, you don't seem to have seen this package." Kudo Shinichi raised his doubts and tried to dispel Du Kang's temptation to turn against the guest.

"Oh, what's new in our factory. By the way, Xiaolan, you practice karate, and come back to give you a whole box, which has no technical content in our place. Du Kang chatted with Xiaolan like this, occasionally glancing at Shinichi Kudo next to him.

Shinichi Kudo, who had eaten the protein bar produced by Du Kang's distillery and pharmaceutical factory, seemed to have recovered his strength. It's like a buff in the game, and it works quickly.

"Well, I've done a treatment to promote digestion and absorption, and it looks quite successful." Du Kang looked at Kudo Shinichi, who was quickly recovering, and said to Xiaolan as if he was inviting credit.

Compared to the number of times I have actually seen it, or the number of times it has appeared in anime and comics, the image of Kudo Shinichi is like a soy sauce. And when the character of Xiaolan appeared in front of him alive, Du Kang had a sense of "I have seen this sister before".

Kudo Shinichi's state of rapid recovery is obviously not suitable for common sense. It's like in a funny animation, where a character's teeth have just been knocked out by a murderous tennis ball, and then they quickly grow back in the next storyboard. And Kudo Shinichi's rapid recovery is not precedent for such a rapid recovery, even in laboratory animals.

However, Kudo Shinichi's rapid recovery is clearly not like a disguise. Because he had no reason to pretend to do so. Perhaps Kudo Shinichi himself didn't realize that the speed at which his physical strength recovered was far faster than he should normally. But Du Kang didn't think it was strange in the slightest.

In other words, such a product was originally studied for the sake of Kudo Shinichi's state at this time. Of course, the proven product of this protein bar isn't just for Kudo Shinichi, although Dukang hopes never to use this hidden feature. However, Du Kang is not a person who sits still, and when there are ready-made experimental subjects, it is a pity not to apply them practically and collect data.

After taking APTX4869, the physical strength is quickly lost, and the protein bar is researched to quickly replenish energy. The main ingredients are no different from the protein bars on the market, but in some details, Du Kang has made targeted optimizations.

Of course, after ordinary people take it, it is just a protein bar that is a little more hungry. As well as, sour jujube filling.

After all, some schools dare to talk about seafood when they make a kelp soup. Du Kang adds a sour jujube sandwich or something, which is known as promoting digestion and absorption, and there is nothing wrong with it.

"There's a set." Shinichi Kudo said, commenting, "It looks like a protein bar packaged in a black workshop, but it's really effective. ”

In a sense, Kudo Shinichi is right. The black workshop can also be interpreted as the pharmaceutical workshop of the black organization. Or Dark Reunion or something.

"My handicrafts can be saved. Environmental protection. By the way, in fact, I also made a series of optimized protein ingredients, even if you have kidney disease, you can eat it to replenish your strength. But in the end, it turned into a little liquid. Then I gave it the obvious name of "cat". Du Kang explained his research and development process, unconsciously showing off the lower limit, "But my boss said that it shouldn't be a protein bar." ”

"After all, if you don't supplement with protein, you don't deserve to be called a protein bar. It might be more appropriate to call it an energy bar. However, if you name it Bar, it always feels unlucky, so I still use to calling it a protein bar. Well, because people with kidney disease can also eat emergency use, I named it "Sewer". ”

The word bar, etymologically, refers to a wooden stick. Later, it was also extended to stick objects, such as protein bars. The meaning of the unlucky thing that Du Kang refers to is that the extension of the bar is that when the defendant is tried in the court, he surrounds the fence made of wooden sticks around him.

Of course, if you want to know the kind of awesome that can easily get people excited up and down. There's a very interesting word game about Voldemort, and the keyword dildo is that. It's a lot like the word libido coined by Sigmund Freud.

I Am Lord Voldemort.

Mr Tom A Dildo Lover.

By the way, the word dildo comes from the 16th century. It is not known whether libido, a word coined by Freud in the 20th century, borrowed from this 16th-century word.

The kidneys and urinary system are the sewers of the human body, which is why Du Kang named himself the energy bar to show his confidence in this product. Of course, it's still unconsciously showing the lower limit.

Seeing Du Kang show off the lower limit like this, the Maori family had nothing to say. Or when he was on Moon Shadow Island, he was already used to Du Kang's convulsions from time to time.