Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (6)

Brother Monkey and I were talking about what he ate when he came out before, Brother Monkey said nothing, it's all some fruits, no better than your old pig, I want to eat chicken legs or something all day long, and my grandson is not good at that bite......

Suddenly, Senior Brother Sha's voice came from behind, and he looked very frightened, neither Brother Monkey nor I looked back, and still continued our topic, but asked "What's wrong" by the way. Because Senior Brother Sha has a bad problem, that is, he loves to make a fuss, and when it is not worth being afraid of, it seems to be a time bomb in front of him; Therefore, when Senior Brother Sha spoke in a panic, neither I nor Brother Monkey looked back. Seeing that we ignored us, Senior Brother Sha came up again and pulled our sleeves, and said while pulling: Senior brother and second senior brother, look at it. Brother Monkey believed in Senior Brother Sha more, and then turned around, the old pig was lazy, and when he turned around, he looked impatient, and asked: What the hell is going on, what is the fuss! Senior Brother Sha said, Second Senior Brother, look, the scenes just now are gone, including the house, including the people, including the court that tried us. Hearing Senior Brother Sha say this, I just woke up, it's really like that! There was nothing left, not even the moving air that we had seen when we first entered. Brother Monkey said it was really strange. I thought about it for a while, and then it dawned on me that those people and things just now were just ingredients in Pangu's spell, and now we have successfully broken through, that is, we have broken Pangu's spell, so they have all disappeared. Senior Brother Sha said, Second Senior Brother, you are very reasonable, it must be like that. Brother Monkey also nodded, expressing his agreement with my statement.

Now the surrounding environment has returned to the environment we have seen, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and it is still quiet. Senior Brother Sha suddenly thought of a question, saying that as soon as we came in, we found that the entrance that Rulai had brought us was missing, and it was because we had entered the spell at that time; Now that the spell has been lifted, I wonder if the entrance has appeared? Brother Monkey said that this issue is more critical, so we might as well go back and take a look. So the three of us all walked back the way we came, and after about an hour, a hole appeared in front of us. Senior Brother Sha was fast, and hurriedly ran over to see what was going on, and then shouted very excitedly: Senior brother and second senior brother, it is really the stone gate we came in! Brother Monkey and I also stood at the entrance of the cave and poked our heads out to take a look, yes, and I could still vaguely see the words carved on the wall next to the stone door, that is, the ones that Rulai explained to us before coming in. Brother Monkey scratched his ears and thought for a moment, and then said thoughtfully: In this way, as long as we successfully pass a spell, we can go home and come back later? I said it must be like that, because as a rule, you can go back halfway. Senior Brother Sha said that this is good, in this way, as long as we are determined, we will definitely be able to reach the end of this mysterious space; I was worried that it would take too long to consume it, but now I am not afraid. I said, let's go home and see what happens. I'll come back tomorrow. Brother Monkey said that he is really a nerd, don't you feel tired of running up and down all day? It's not too late to go back after passing a few more levels, we only came up for two or three days and went back again, isn't that a joke? Senior Brother Sha said that Senior Brother is right, let's hurry up and break through it a few more levels, that time is just right. I just think about my sister a little bit, and I want to do that with her, and I don't have any other purpose. So, we decided to move on again.

I said, Brother Monkey, this time thanks to your vast powers, otherwise we might not have broken through by now...... When I was talking, I suddenly found that Brother Monkey was motionless, and I asked what was wrong, Brother Monkey, is it rheumatoid arthritis? Brother Monkey said fart, don't you know it by looking at the front? Front? I looked up and froze. Because there is a new scene in front of us, there are also people in it, animals, flowers and plants, but that scene is limited to a range, and the people inside seem to be blind to us outside, just moving in their small space. Senior Brother Sha said that it must be a new spell that reappeared after the spell disappeared just now, and there were different scenes for different spells. Brother Monkey nodded and said that it must be like that. As soon as we entered that scene, when we looked back, we suddenly found that there was nothing behind us, and the stone door was gone. Senior Brother Sha said, Second Senior Brother, you are right, you see that there is nothing behind it. Brother Monkey said don't worry about it so much for now, take care of the immediate matter, maybe there is a crisis ahead. I said Brother Monkey, you don't have to be so nervous, isn't it easy to come over from the previous time? Brother Monkey said nerd, don't be careless, maybe bird poop will fall on your head just when you laugh. Bird poop? Is there bird poop in this place? I asked, looking around. Senior Brother Sha said Second Senior Brother, don't look at it, there is no bird here for the time being, and what Brother Monkey said is just a metaphor.

Oh? Metaphorically?

It looks like a small town, just like our Gao Laozhuang, there are many people who sell things, buy things, and come and go. After walking for a short time, the sky darkened, and Senior Brother Sha said that it was not good, it seems that we have to find a place to spend the night, and we have to wait for dawn before moving forward. Brother Monkey agreed; I was a little worried, saying that it would not be good if I stayed here overnight and delayed my trip. Brother Monkey said, idiot, you don't have to sleep to deal with the spell in front? If that's the case, then you should go first. Since Senior Brother Sha also approves, then I have no reason to disapprove.

So we found a nearby hotel to stay in, and ordered some delicious food by the way. Brother Monkey only needed a few fruits, Senior Brother Sha ordered a plate of braised fish, and I ordered a plate of cold beef with a roast chicken. Brother Monkey said, nerd, can you eat less? This is not a home, and you have to pay for food; What's more, you can't eat meat all the time, you will eat too much meat. Which one will I ask? Brother Monkey stopped talking again, but just said that there was no woman to accompany him during this time, and he must eat less meat. Could it be that eating meat is related to sexual strength? I don't understand! The speed at which we eat is relatively fast, especially me, who swept away the beef and roast chicken on the plate by dividing it by two. The guy who served the food was stunned, firstly, because of our ugly appearance, and secondly, because our eating appearance was not very elegant. Fortunately, it seems that they are very well-cultivated, not like us, and they didn't shout, but they just acted a little surprised. After eating, we were ready to go to bed, and we were very tired. I originally suggested that we have one room for each person, but Brother Monkey said that it would be too wasteful, so in the end, the three of us only rented one room. I guess I was used to sleeping alone when I was at home, and now I suddenly want to sleep with Brother Monkey and they seem uncomfortable. Brother Monkey said that this also has the advantage that everyone has a response when they are together, if there is an emergency. I wasn't happy at first, but Senior Brother Sha persuaded Brother Monkey to say the same truth, if something happens in the middle of the night, there will be someone to help. had no choice but to follow Brother Monkey's wishes, and three big men squeezed into a room.

Although Brother Monkey sometimes thinks too much, he is still relatively thoughtful when he thinks about things, and his prediction is very accurate, and this time it also confirms this problem.

Because I felt tired, I fell asleep when I turned my head, and Senior Brother Sha was more alert, and he was still discussing something with Brother Monkey when I was sleeping. There are only two beds in this room, but there are three of us, and Brother Monkey's arrangement is to let me sleep in one bed alone, while he and Senior Brother Sha share the other bed. The old pig is relatively large, which is something that cannot be helped. When the hotel heard that the three of us only needed one room, they were surprised and looked at us with a very strange look. But it was a short period of time, and after that he might have realized his gaffe and returned to his original form. I guess he must think that we can't even afford to rent another single room.

I was sleeping soundly, and suddenly I felt someone pushing me, and there was a shout of "Second Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother" in my ears. I listened carefully and knew that it was Senior Brother Sha, so I hurriedly got up and asked him what was the matter. When I woke up, I was still sleepy-eyed, and I couldn't see clearly. I asked Senior Brother Sha what I was doing when I got up, and it didn't seem to be dawn yet. Senior Brother Sha said no, Second Senior Brother, look at the front!

Front? Aren't I a monkey brother in front of me? Brother Monkey is relatively easy to recognize, even if the old pig closes his eyes, he can feel the smell of his tiger skin skirt locked.

Look further! In front of Brother Monkey! Senior Brother Sha then said again.

In front of Brother Monkey? I just tilted my body and poked my head out to take a look, what a strange! When did we get so many people in our room? In front of us stood a bunch of guys with sticks, all of them fierce.

I asked Brother Monkey if they were here to make soy sauce? Brother Monkey said maybe, but it's more likely that they're here to kill us. When I heard that the guys on the other side wanted our lives, I immediately sobered up a lot.

Brother Monkey spoke, to the effect that we are new to the city, we don't know them, and we have no grievances with them, so why are we looking for trouble? I asked Senior Brother Sha how long had they been in? Senior Brother Sha said that he had been in for a while, and Brother Monkey had a fight with them. Got into a fight? How come the old pig doesn't know? Senior Brother Sha said, Second Senior Brother, you have slept too deeply, and I have been calling you for almost half an hour.

So much?

Almost! Senior Brother Sha said.

Anyway, when Brother Monkey asked the guys why they came to trouble us in the middle of the night, one of the people who looked like the leader spoke and asked if we had been in a prison when we came? Brother Monkey nodded, which can be regarded as a promise. The man continued: Since you admit to going to prison, did you beat a person in prison? Brother Monkey didn't rush to answer this time, but scratched his head. I thought it was Brother Monkey who couldn't remember, so I helped and said: Yes, we beat a person, what's wrong? Unexpectedly, as soon as I finished speaking, Brother Monkey suddenly stood up, looked at me angrily, and said What a fool, you dare to admit this kind of thing, you are not afraid of being avenged by others? After Brother Monkey said this, I realized that those guys really looked very angry, and their eyes were cold. It's over, it seems that the old pig's mouth is too fast again, and the secret is leaked.

Brother Monkey glanced at them hatefully, and then admitted: So what?

The leader sneered and said, "I don't want to do anything, I just want to teach you a lesson, so that you know that you can't cause trouble everywhere in the future." I said that you people are too, you are not related to that cell boss, why are you angry for him?

The leader snorted, saying that it was their eldest brother, and he was just temporarily going in to avoid the limelight, and he would come out after a while, but he didn't expect to be bullied by a few of you strange-shaped guys in the cell.

It turned out that the cell boss was their eldest brother, so I'm sorry; Looks like we're in big trouble this time.

Brother Monkey turned around and asked, are we ready?

What did Senior Brother Sha say, what are you going to prepare?

Brother Monkey said he was going to fight.

Oh, got it; So at that time, I said to Brother Monkey: Don't worry, the old pig is always ready.

The atmosphere was tense, and the spirit of the old pig was also tense.

Finally, after the gang broke out with a "up", they rushed up in unison; Some of them were armed with wooden sticks, some with steel pipes, and some with nunchucks, and they rushed towards us overwhelmingly. I'm sorry, the old pig is more exaggerated, they don't actually have so many people, it's just that the old pig hasn't fought in a group for a long time, and now he suddenly sees this kind of scene, and he is more afraid.

Brother Monkey said nerd, you have to be careful, otherwise we will suffer. I said Brother Monkey, don't worry, the old pig is not so easy to mess with. After that, I went to look for the object of the fight. The reason why I still have to look for it is because everyone went to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, and no one pointed the finger at me.

I guess they saw that my old pig was good-looking, so they didn't come to bother.

Just when I was proud, I was slammed on the back, and I turned around to see that there were already several people standing behind me, all looking at me angrily. It is estimated that they have been waiting for me to make a move, but I didn't expect that there would be a moment when they were impatient. It turned out that they were divided, a few people in groups and a few people in groups to deal with the three of us separately; The old pig's share has already been here for a long time, but I haven't seen it.

Now that I have an object, it's much better, and this can be said to be a goal.

I put on a fighting posture, Brother Monkey said don't pretend to be a nerd, hurry up, and go over to help Senior Brother Sha after killing them. I said okay, the old pig will pass over soon. Senior Brother Sha was fighting with a few guys with steel pipes over there, and he seemed to be a little overwhelmed. As soon as I turned around, the opponents in front of me picked up the guys in their hands and smashed them down on my head and face. I thought about how the old pig fought in the past was still a powerful character, and this time I couldn't let them watch it all anyway; So when they smashed my head down, I didn't hesitate to block it with both hands.

Suddenly, a heart-piercing pain immediately spread all over my body, and it became more and more intense; Finally, I couldn't help it anymore and screamed.

Brother Monkey asked from afar: Are you okay, nerd, what's going on?

I said it was fine, a pure mistake. After the pain, I realized that I didn't have luck when I was parrying just now, so I couldn't resist the powerful force.

This lesson is really big, I haven't fought for a long time, and I really can't adapt to it for a while.

Just as I was holding my arms and turning in circles, a guy with a meaty face rushed over again, and this time I decided to teach him a little lesson, so as to make an example of the monkey. Before he could fully rush to me, I squatted down and came to pick peaches, and then twisted hard, and as a result, he lay on the ground obediently, covering his lower body with both hands and constantly turning over and over, and shouting "It hurts, it hurts". When pinching his balls, I used a lot of force, and I don't know if I crushed them.

Several other people were stunned for a moment when they saw this, and then they immediately reacted and rushed over together.

I guess I couldn't resist it, so I shouted to them while retreating: Take your time, take your time, preferably one by one. Of course, they wouldn't listen to me, and they still rushed up in a hurry. I'm looking for an opportunity to attack while retreating, I haven't moved anyone for a long time, and now I feel very uncomfortable.

Suddenly, I noticed that the person on the opposite side was squeezing his eyebrows, and I thought that he must be playing a code with someone behind me, which means that someone behind me wanted to sneak attack. I immediately crouched down, then turned around sharply, and sure enough, I saw a man holding a steel pipe and preparing to smash it down on me. I put my hands on the ground, and then a sweeper leg knocked him down, and then the same sweeper legs knocked down the people opposite. Almost as soon as they fell to the ground, I flashed to them and threw all the creatures they had in their hands and fell to the ground far away with lightning speed; That way, we're all bare-handed, and it's easier to deal with.

It's just that they didn't surround me as I had planned, but slowly retreated back in a posture. I thought they must have thought they couldn't beat it, so they bowed to it. After they had retreated about two or three meters, I turned around and went to help Senior Brother Sha, who was very busy, facing enemies left and right, and being attacked on his back. Brother Monkey doesn't need help, he has always been able to take charge on his own, and it's good that we don't need his help.

I ask Senior Brother Sha how he feels. Senior Brother Sha said that he felt that he was getting worse and worse, probably because he hadn't done it for a long time. It turns out that the old pig is not the only one who has that kind of reaction, but Brother Monkey seems to be quite sharp with his hands and feet.

I don't know what happened, but all of them suddenly stopped, and slowly retreated backwards as if the people they had just dealt with me had retreated. Brother Monkey seemed to be very strange, I said that it was nothing, it must be that they thought they couldn't do it, so they retreated in interest...... Before I finished speaking, I saw a very surprising scene, and I realized that things were far more simple than we imagined. To the old pig's surprise, there were a few guys with guns in their hands on the opposite side, looking at us viciously; The meaning is obvious: if you dare to move again, the guy in your hand will not recognize you.

Brother Monkey originally wanted to come hard, but was persuaded by Senior Brother Sha, saying that if we really moved, we might not be their opponents, because they had guns in their hands.

During the stalemate, there was a knock on the door outside; When I opened it, it turned out to be the boss.

The boss looked very strange, looking left and right, probably thinking that there were only three people, why did so many people suddenly appear?

The boss spoke: What are you doing? Why do you make ping-pong? The noise was so loud that the guests below couldn't sleep.

The guy who opened the door said nothing, we were friends, and we knew they were here, so we stopped by and took a look. The boss didn't believe it at first, but there was no way to believe it, because there were many people in the house, and if it was really serious, it might not be good for him. So the boss looked it up and down before saying: Since it's a friend, I won't bother you, remember not to make it so loud again. After that, he walked away.

I asked them what they wanted.

What do you think? The leader said viciously: What do you want, hit our eldest brother, and hurt our brother, what do you want?

Why don't we fight again? I suggested.

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt a terrible stomachache, and when I looked down, I realized that it was a guy standing next to me who poked my stomach with the steel pipe in his hand, probably trying to teach me a lesson.

Although I wanted to have a seizure, I wanted to knock them all to the ground with one punch, but I didn't do that, because I knew the truth that "heroes don't suffer immediate losses" and "those who know the times are handsome".

In the end, the leader decided to take us out of the hotel and go to their territory. Of course, we didn't go through the gate when we went out, but through the window.

Their site was in a very dilapidated house, which looked like a slum from a distance, and the surroundings looked desolate. As soon as he brought us there, the man who had led us before ordered some of his men to tie us up hand and foot, saying that he wanted to avenge his eldest brother and brother.

Their method of revenge is what the old pig is most afraid of, that is, to be whipped. When we went to the West to learn scriptures, the impression of being whipped for stealing ginseng fruit is still firmly imprinted in my mind. Brother Monkey didn't get beaten that time, because he put all the blame on my old pig's head. So, when I saw that these people were going to punish us with whips, I was terrified.

There is only one whip, so who will hit it first?

The leader asked, asking who among us slapped their eldest brother. When I was about to say that it was Brother Monkey, I didn't expect Brother Monkey to preemptively raise his head to my side and say: It's him, it's your big brother who was beaten by the fat pig. Brother Monkey really doesn't want to eat at all, and he pushes bad things on my old pig no matter what.

I hurriedly quibbled that I didn't do it, but no one listened to me.

I snorted at Brother Monkey, scolded him for being Bi Ma Wen, scolded him for being a plagued monkey brother, and Brother Monkey didn't talk back, just grinning. It seems that I have to give them a little bit of color, and if the tiger is not powerful, I will be a sick cat, and they really think that my old pig is easy to bully.

Seeing that the whip was about to come down, I was about to break free at the moment when the whip arrived, but Brother Monkey spoke.

Brother Monkey said: Hey, don't worry, it's easy to talk and discuss.

When Brother Monkey said this, the guy holding the whip put down his hand and turned to look at Brother Monkey. I thought that Brother Monkey's words were really timely, otherwise either the old pig would have had an extra scar on his body, or he would have fought now. The man in the lead spit a thick cigarette into Monkey's face, smiling playfully. It is estimated that Brother Monkey has never smoked, and he coughs like an old man.

The leader didn't speak, hesitated slightly, looked at me and then at Brother Monkey, and then pointed at Brother Monkey and said to the person with the whip: Hit him first, the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, there is a lot of!

Hearing that they were going to fight Brother Monkey first, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the head was really good-looking, knowing that Brother Monkey was more cunning, so it was undoubtedly right to cut him. But schadenfreude is schadenfreude, we still have to find a way.

Senior Brother Sha asked me if there was anything I could do? I say there is a way, but there is only one. Senior Brother Sha asked which one it was? I didn't answer directly, I just made a hateful grimace, which meant very clearly, only by force could we solve the problem in front of me.

Senior Brother Sha nodded, understanding what I meant.

The man who was in the lead said to the one with the whip, "Up! When he said it, he waved his head, and he was really the same as the boss of the underworld. The whip was picked up, and then it swung straight down at Brother Monkey's body. Senior Brother Sha couldn't bear to look at it, and hurriedly turned his head to the side; I don't care, Brother Monkey has seen so many jokes about my old pig before, and it's not too much for the old pig to look at him once, maybe.

There was a "pop" sound, and then I remembered the sound of "ah"; The one in front is the sound of a whip, and the one in the back is the sound of a call.

The strange thing is that although I have been looking at Brother Monkey just now, Brother Monkey has come down from the pillar at some point, and is still holding a whip in his hand, the whip just now was hit by Brother Monkey, and the person who held the whip before has been tied to the pillar, and there seems to be a blood stain on his face, which seems to have been beaten by Brother Monkey's whip.

Seeing Brother Monkey coming down from the pillar, the people around him were amazed; It was still the leader who reacted quickly and hurriedly told the people behind him to the guy. Brother Monkey looked at the other side vigilantly, and gestured to us, saying, "What are you still doing in a daze?" Still not down to help?

I said "oh" at the same time as Senior Brother Sha, and then I suddenly broke the rope on my body with a sudden realization. Brother Monkey did it before us, Brother Monkey has always been "if you don't move, you are already moving", Brother Monkey has made a move, and it is estimated that few people can resist it. But the other side has a unique condition, that is, they have guns in their hands. I said to Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you must be careful, the bullet is merciless when it hits your body. Brother Monkey said that Lao Sun just tried it, and he had only tried to cut off his head before, but he had never had such an experience. I wonder if Brother Monkey is really joking, when is it still like that. Brother Monkey said nerd, don't worry, as long as you snatch the guns in their hands, you'll be fine. After saying that, he fought with the people who came to him.

Brother Monkey was very fast, and it didn't take long for him to grab a gun and come back.

Brother Monkey handed me the gun and said, "Here, idiot, here you go!" Give me?

What are you doing for me? I'm curious. Shoot you! Why don't you drive it yourself? Not really! Brother Monkey seemed anxious.

Well, try it, I don't know if it will work, anyway, the old pig has never shot before. So, I raised my gun like in movies and television, and then yelled "don't move". I don't know if my voice was too low or the sound of their fight was too loud, anyway, no one stopped, and even Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha didn't react at all. I thought that my voice must be too quiet.

With an idea, I fired a gun at the roof, "Bang". Sure enough, everyone stopped and turned their eyes to me. Don't move. I still looked very serious and said to them; Put the guns down! Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha had already gathered behind me at this time, and each of them had a gun in their hands, and they didn't know what model it was.

The one in the lead, who was more clever and fierce, suddenly pulled out a gun from behind the crowd, and then raised it, presumably trying to shoot us. Brother Monkey was quick and raised his gun almost without seeing how he moved. Unlike the guy in the lead, Brother Monkey raised his gun and pulled the trigger without hesitation, heading in the direction of the leader. "Ahh As the gunshot rang out, the guy in the lead let out a miserable scream, and then dropped the gun, covering his right arm from side to side, looking very painful. I thought about it just now, and the leader raised his gun probably just to scare us, not really want to shoot; But Brother Monkey misunderstood what he meant, thinking that he was trying to hurt us, so he shot preemptively.

I thought that this time the trouble is even bigger, I haven't understood the incident just now, and now I have broken into this matter again. Senior Brother Sha asked Brother Monkey what to do now, Brother Monkey didn't react at all, and was still looking at the gun in his hand in a daze, estimating that he didn't expect that he would be able to hit every shot. Of course, as far as I know, Brother Monkey has only fired a gun once so far, and the first time he was actually shot, it can be imagined that he was more happy.

I said Brother Monkey, you are a little too impulsive, what you just did is not over yet, and you have caused trouble again.

Brother Monkey looked very aggrieved, and said with a wooden face that Lao Sun didn't expect this to happen, it was just a conditioned reflex; People are shooting at us, can't we fight back? I believe that what Brother Monkey said is true, but the situation in front of me is really messy, so I am more annoyed.

Brother Monkey said let's not quarrel first, since things have happened, we have to deal with the outside first and then the inside; We'll talk about it later. Senior Brother Sha said yes, Second Senior Brother, the most important thing now is how to deal with the group of people in front of him. It is said that after Brother Monkey hit the head, the rest of the people all surrounded him, shushing the cold and asking for warmth; Now that the boss is injured, those people have become leaderless, and there is no one to call the shots for a while.

Brother Monkey said let's go, you two go first, and Lao Sun will be behind here!

Senior Brother Sha said, Senior Brother, are you okay? Be careful. Brother Monkey said I know, you guys go first. I said to Senior Brother Sha that you are really worrying, Brother Monkey still needs to worry about such skills? Senior Brother Sha said that they are outnumbered, so it is better to be careful. Brother Monkey noticed what we were talking and turned his head to ask what we were yelling about. I said it's nothing, take a good look at the people in front of you, I'll go with Senior Brother Sha first, see you outside. Brother Monkey didn't speak, and then turned his head again.

Just as I was running out with Senior Brother Sha, I suddenly heard the voice of "Ula Ula"; It was clear that it was the sound of an alarm. I didn't have time to run for my life, so I shouted into the house: The police are coming! The gang immediately began to riot and talk, and they seemed to be at a loss. Although we were enemies before, now we are on the same side, that is, we are all lawbreakers; So, I have to tell them. Of course, the motives of the old pig are not so noble, if they have to be investigated carefully; I was actually shouting at Brother Monkey at that time, which meant that he was going to run away with us.

After everyone was stunned for a while, they immediately swarmed out, for fear of being caught by the police if they were left behind, and as for the matter of avenging their brother, it was obvious that they should be put aside first; Relatively speaking, his own life is still more important. When they fled in a swarm, Senior Brother Sha and I didn't leave, but stood outside the door waiting for Brother Monkey to come out.

There are too many strange people, Brother Monkey came out almost last, and as soon as Brother Monkey came out, he pulled Senior Brother Sha and ran away.

I asked Brother Monkey where he was going, and Brother Monkey said, "Run for your life, what are you still standing there doing, idiot?"

Escape? Where to flee? I seemed puzzled, because Brother Monkey was the opposite of those gangsters. Brother Monkey said that nerds are nerds, is it possible that you still want to run with them? I said that they are familiar with the terrain here, and it is naturally a safe road to take. Brother Monkey said fart, so many people are running from that side, so they are not afraid of being discovered by the police? I was right to think about it, so I finally ran behind Brother Monkey's ass.

Finally, we ran to a very remote place, and there was no one around. Brother Monkey said stop running, it's safe now.

Safety is safe, but eating and sleeping are a problem right now, how can we get it done? What did Brother Monkey say he was afraid of? What kind of scenes haven't we seen before? Can't figure out this little thing? I said Brother Monkey, you're exaggerating, aren't you? How long has it been since I went to the West to learn scriptures, and I still mention it; We are in the modern world! Brother Monkey said that no matter which society, the elements of survival are basically the same, that is, eating and sleeping. I'm talking about fart, so I don't need to say, how can I survive without eating or sleeping? Senior Brother Sha said, Second Senior Brother, don't talk to Senior Brother Poorly, let's hurry up and find a way to get over now. I said to Senior Brother Sha indignantly: The old pig has a poor mouth? If it weren't for his grandson monkey mentioning it, the old pig would argue with him? Senior Brother Sha said okay, okay, it doesn't matter who is right or wrong now, the most important thing is to find a way to get over.

If you want to find a way, you will find a way, the old pig is still afraid that you will not succeed.

Brother Monkey said grandma, I don't believe that the three of us can't deal with them! He looked angry. Senior Brother Sha said Senior Brother, don't get angry, now it's on other people's land, as the saying goes, "a strong dragon doesn't suppress the head snake", we still have to let them be a little better, after all, we don't know their details, we don't know how many of them there are; What's more, people still have guns in their hands? I feel that Senior Brother Sha is very reasonable; In these days, it is the most stupid to solve problems by force, and only outwitting can show the nobility of personality. Therefore, I echoed and said: That is, if there are many subordinates, then we will not suffer? You see, their eldest brother can release news in the cell, which shows that their power is still very large.

Brother Monkey looked thoughtful and said: Since it can't be hard, then let's run away and go quietly. Senior Brother Sha said that it was not good, and it didn't seem to be very glorious to escape. Brother Monkey said that when is it now, it doesn't matter if it's glorious or not, I'll talk about it when I leave here. I also disagree with Brother Monkey's statement, so as soon as Senior Brother Sha finished speaking, I also objected, the reason is that the monk can't run away from the temple, and he can't escape today but tomorrow, according to the behavior of those people, they will definitely not give up, and they will be caught by them if they don't escape far; Besides, sooner or later, you have to pay it back when you come out, where can you hurt someone without explaining at all? That's not fun. Brother Monkey said that you are interesting enough with them, are they interesting enough with you? It's not like shouting and shouting and killing! I was wrong, and it should not be called "not interesting enough", but "not decent enough". Senior Brother Sha said, then what should we do now? Brother Monkey said that this is also the question that Lao Sun is thinking.

I found a unique problem, that is, whenever something happens, the first person to ask "why" is always Senior Brother Sha. After thinking about it, I couldn't think of a better way, so I had no choice but to solve it on the spot. Sleeping can also be solved on the spot, what to do about eating? I said dissatisfied. Brother Monkey said that he would not die if he was hungry, so he would be patient for the time being, and wait until this period has passed. Brother Monkey also said that I was hypocritical, saying why didn't I see it before? It's not that the old pig is hypocritical, the old pig has always been very important to the problem of eating, and it can be compared with life. In fact, what Brother Monkey said is still very reasonable, as if there is really no other way than that

。 Go to sleep, when you fall asleep you don't know anything, but I hope you don't wake up hungry; I think so.

It is estimated that in the middle of the night, I was suddenly awakened by a very noisy sound, and there was also the voice of Senior Brother Sha calling me, "Second Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother". I opened my eyes dimly, rubbed them and asked in the direction of Senior Brother Sha's words: What is the matter? Wake people up in the middle of the night! Brother Monkey's voice then sounded: Nerd, get up, our trouble is coming! Troublesome? As soon as I heard that there was trouble, I became excited, and I suddenly got up. It's a nuisance, indeed, because there are lights flickering all around us; I thought that those guys who were "bullied" by us during the day must have come back to take revenge.

Sure enough, Senior Brother Sha said that it was indeed them, and it was estimated that there were hundreds of people, all with guys; And they've already spoken to us. This time it wasn't the same person who came during the day, but another person, who seemed to be very reasonable and said that they didn't want to get married to us, they just wanted to get justice, and hoped that we could cooperate. I said Brother Monkey don't resist first, let's see what their "justice" is all about? If that's okay, that's fine. Brother Monkey didn't speak, and it is estimated that he also thought of this question.

Since there was no resistance, all three of us were taken to a small room in a more remote place.

The other party's so-called "justice" is a tooth for a tooth, Brother Monkey not only beat their eldest brother, but also beat their second brother, and set up a few subordinates; Obviously, it can't be just left like that, in that case, it will be difficult for their eldest brother to explain after he comes out. Brother Monkey asks them what they really want? The man said that he didn't want to do anything, he just wanted a "part" of Brother Monkey's body, either an arm or a thigh. I touched Brother Monkey with my elbow, and Brother Monkey also understood the meaning, so he said with righteousness: Okay, according to your meaning; But we have to say it first, I'll give you an arm, and you'll have to let us go. The man said that of course, and that it was to be counted when he came out to talk nonsense. Brother Monkey didn't say a word, took a knife from the hand of the person next to him and slashed straight at his left arm. The arm fell to the ground, but there was no blood from the wound. Although they were curious, because of the words in advance, since the arm had been cut off, there was no reason not to let people go; So the three of us came out very smoothly.

It is completely conceivable that this kind of pediatrics of cutting off the arm is simply easy for Brother Monkey, he has cut his head back then, and he is still afraid of cutting his arm? As soon as he came out, Brother Monkey's arm "grew" again.

I said that Brother Monkey is so fast! What did Brother Monkey say, he didn't cut off his arm at all just now, Lao Sun just used a trick.

I see! Senior Brother Sha breathed a sigh of relief.