Fang Lang carefully looked at the woman in front of him, and sure enough, the old saying is true, women with big breasts generally have no brains!

Ignoring Su Ning, Fang Lang sat in front of the computer, watching the sailors continue to pour in, revealing his trademark lewd smile.

It seems that the task given by the system is not too difficult!

Fang Lang gave the system a thumbs up in his heart, the system really has more than ordinary people think, what if it was kicked out by RNG? At this time, Fang Lang is standing in the center of the storm of public opinion, what is the favorite thing for Chinese netizens to do? Needless to say, it must be lively.

Although there is a lot of scolding on the Internet now, I have to say that Fang Lang's every move at this time has attracted the attention of the majority of netizens.

Who says black powder isn't pink? Thinking of later generations, wasn't a certain boys group that CCTV praised back then also so popular? Black powder is also powder, as long as you can wash white, it's easy to say anything.

Wasn't the big bowl of noodles ever a sore spot without a lump? I think of the scolding at the time, because of a big bowl of noodles, don't people wash it white and clean? From a scolding to a later compliment.

Fang Lang was fully aware of one sentence.

It is in heaven to plan things, and it is up to people to make things happen!

"Ahem, dear little babies, please move your hands and give the anchor Lang Dashen a little attention, this will be the driving force of my live broadcast!" Fang Lang coughed and said.

"Grass, shameless!"

"Brothers, where's my knife?"

"Don't stop me, I'll kill this stupid dog!"

Fang Lang looked at the barrage and shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "The content of today's live broadcast to you is the king of the electric first rank, of course, I know that I have good skills, but don't love me, it is fruitless!" ”

"Poof, brothers, I can't take it anymore!"

"If you don't believe it, look at his face, I want to vomit!"

"Anchor, your face is made of the city wall? No, the walls are not as thick as yours! ”

Looking at Su Ning who was standing aside, Fang Lang frowned, and said with a serious face, "Why don't you leave, is it to appreciate my handsome face?" Hearing this, Su Ning stretched out a small pink fist at Fang Lang.

"Ha, I knew you were interesting to me, now do you want to show me your love?" Su Ning was in the mood like eating now, and in the face of the calf in front of her, she had a feeling that she had nowhere to go.

"Damn, I now believe that beauty has nothing to do with this stupid anchor!"

"This can't be a straight man of steel, right?"

Looking at the barrage of sailors, Fang Lang laughed cheaply, "Brothers, it's almost time to take the college entrance examination, I don't know how many people are senior dogs, I'll test you first." ”

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Fang Lang continued, "What is the WeChat account of the most beautiful female classmate in your class?" Please send it to me in a private chat, and when I verify it, I will send a 666 red envelope! ”

Saying that, Fang Lang raised his eyebrows cheaply, Su Ning looked at the calf in front of her, she couldn't understand, was Fang Lang for the live broadcast effect or was he really such a person?

Thinking of the first time they met, Fang Lang looked at her eyes, and she already had an idea in her heart.

This calf has always been a hooligan, everything before was his own imagination, what is hidden is not leaked, it is all fart!

Thinking of this, she kicked on Fang Lang's stool angrily, Fang Lang's whole center of gravity was unstable, and he almost fell to the ground, "Woman, are you jealous?" ”

Su Ning couldn't hold back any longer, and took the slippers in her hand, who knew that Fang Lang was excited, and said with a pitiful face, "Sister, so many people are watching, can you give me a face?" Go to your house and I'll take you to the top of the house! ”

Everyone in the live broadcast room looked at Fang Lang's appearance, and they couldn't control it, and they typed one after another.

"Anchor, you're the cheapest person I've ever met."

"I will crown you king!"

"Don't say it, this anchor is quite funny, it's not the same as what is said on the Internet!"

Seeing this, Fang Lang knew that his goal had been achieved, there was a saying, what he heard was not as good as what he saw, at this time, Fang Lang had been labeled too much on the Internet, such as arrogance, empty eyes, etc., what Fang Lang is doing now is to subvert their cognition.

Tell them that the boiling Fang Lang uploaded on the Internet turned out to be such a person? And it looks like it's quite funny, even a bit like a friend of mine!

Yes, that's right, don't you have those cheap friends around you? What Fang Lang is doing now is such a purpose, when the sailors feel that you are like his friend, then Fang Lang is not far from whitewashing!

Squeezed his eyes at Su Ning, Su Ning was stunned for a moment, is this calf really making some small calculations?

"Sister Su Ning, go back to the house quickly, and I'll take you to kill Ionia!"

Su Ning returned to the room suspiciously, in fact, this is also Fang Lang's abacus, in later generations, since the rise of offline play, many famous League of Legends anchors will spend money to find a girl to play with, after all, playing games with sisters, and then bragging, don't be too comfortable, and the main audience still loves to watch this.

At the moment of the live broadcast, Fang Lang had already thought about his positioning, well, be a cute and funny anchor!

After successfully adding Su Ning, she was pulled into the room, Su Ning's rank was Gold 1, and Fang Lang's number happened to be Platinum 2, and the two of them could play ranked.

Fang Lang's preferred position is the jungler, the second choice is the top laner, and Su Ning is the ADC and the middle laner, thinking of Su Ning's performance that night, Fang Lang had a big head for a while, so he decided to play the jungler to help catch more, otherwise it would be really difficult to fight.

However, Su Ning saw that Fang Lang's first choice was jungler, and asked, "Jungler?" Fang Lang: Will you? ”

Fang Lang smiled, "Don't ask if it's going to be, it'll be over if I show it or not!" ”

After entering the Select Hero interface, in BA

After finishing the hero, Fang Lang took a hand of the blind monk, and the words of the blind monk sounded in his ears, "I will use my hands to achieve your dreams!" ”

The hero of the blind monk has always been a hero that Fang Lang likes very much, the explosion is very high, and it is also quite operational, and those who can play can play all kinds of tricks, such as roundhouse kicks, seven-character roundhouse kicks, etc., all kinds of dazzling operations.

And the reason why he played the blind monk for the first time was because he thought of an operation in later generations, that's right, it was the Ma Triangle Kill invented by Da Sima!

At this time, Teacher Da Sima shouldn't have said this magic operation, right?

After changing the talent, clicking on Thunder and Precision, and waiting for the teammates to choose the hero officially entered the game.

But Su Ning, a little girl, is still playing with a policewoman? Thinking of her cheating father's record last time, Fang Lang decided that the focus must be on the lower road!

Entering the game, Fang Lang buttoned up the words on the screen, "Your wild area, I raise pigs!" ”

"Little piglets, wait for me!"

Not to be outdone, the jungle mantis on the opposite side typed two words on the public screen, hehe!

Fang Lang looked at this, his temper suddenly came up, and he shouted at the top of his voice, "Brothers, this praying mantis is too bad for me to sweep the face of the monk, right?" ”

The live broadcast room all brushed up, "Do you still have face?" ”

"A rookie dog is a vegetable, and you can only BB and can't fight!"

"Can you stop BB? I've been looking at you since I came in.,Can you play the game well! ”

Fang Lang was stunned for a moment, and said weakly, "Okay, brothers!" ”