Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (67)

That day, as we were walking, we suddenly heard a rattling sound in the sky, and when we looked up, it turned out to be a flock of geese, which were flying in a herringbone in the direction of the distance. Seeing the orderly appearance of the geese, I couldn't help but sigh: Ah! The wild goose flew southeast ......, and my ear was pulled by Brother Monkey just now, and Brother Monkey said: Idiot, can you have fewer nerves? Walk Matters! Senior Brother Sha smiled and said: Second Senior Brother, it's not a wild goose flying southeast, it seems that a peacock is flying southeast! I thought for a while and said: There are high-rise buildings in the northwest, and peacocks can't fly over! I had to fly the geese! Senior Brother Sha laughed there, and Brother Monkey grabbed my ear and said as he walked inside: "Bullshit! Bullshit!

When I looked back at the geese, I saw that they were gone, as if they had suddenly disappeared from the sky. I wonder if these geese are flying a little too fast.

Brother Monkey led the way in front, and Senior Brother Sha and I followed in the back; No, it should be Brother Monkey jumping in front to lead the way, and Senior Brother Sha and I are walking behind.

As I walked, there was suddenly a smoky smell coming to my face, and I couldn't help but immediately cover my nose and say: Brother Monkey, is there someone pooping in front of me? Brother Monkey said: Cut! Where does Lao Sun know, don't you know if you go and take a look? I thought Brother Monkey was joking, but I didn't expect what he said to be true, because when I dodged, Brother Monkey pulled me over and said: Idiot, tell you to go over and see why you are pushing? Really going? I said. Isn't that right? Brother Monkey said. So I had to go cautiously.

But after walking for a long distance, I still didn't find anyone pooping, and I shouted twice, but no one answered. So I went back and said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, there is no one in front, let's continue walking. Senior Brother Sha said while looking around: Strange, why is it so stinky all of a sudden? Brother Monkey thought about it and said: Forget it, it's better to move on. This time, Brother Monkey no longer walked in front, but told me to go in front. Although I was not happy, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha both agreed, so I had no choice but to go forward. After walking for a while, the stench became more and more serious, and it could almost smoke people's heads, so that Brother Monkey was reluctant to go any further, Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you still go to investigate, I and Senior Brother Sha are waiting for you here. Reluctantly, I muttered and walked on.

After walking for about ten minutes, a village suddenly appeared in front of me, not very large, but there was still curling smoke from the houses. It seems that there are people in front of them, and the stench just now is just from the dung pit of those people. It must be so, I thought, and ran back. Brother Monkey asked: Idiot, have you found out? Detective clear! I said: There are a few houses in front of me, and the stench comes from the manure pit. Seriously? Brother Monkey asked. Seriously! I replied in the affirmative. Brother Monkey said that since this is the case, then let's move forward.

Senior Brother Sha said as he walked: What do the people here eat? Why does it stink so much? I said: This mountain village is like this, and after all the patience has passed, maybe we will have to rest in those people's homes! As he spoke, he came to the houses, and this time I saw it clearly, there were indeed people, but it was not a village, but a relatively large yard, because there were more houses, so it looked scattered from a distance, and it seemed relatively large. Brother Monkey stood in the distance and looked at it, and then said to Senior Brother Sha: Senior Brother Sha, go and knock on the door, remember to tell the master, you can't say that when the time comes, we will go out and scare them. Senior Brother Sha said: Okay! After that, Senior Brother Sha was ready to leave.

But he had only walked a few steps away before he retreated. Brother Monkey asked him what he was doing? Senior Brother Sha looked embarrassed and said, "Senior Brother, let's go and trouble others, do you think we have to express it?" Brother Monkey suddenly realized and said: Of course! Of course! After speaking, Brother Monkey took out a few banknotes from his pocket and handed them to Senior Brother Sha. I said: Senior Brother Sha, you are really, what are you embarrassed to do with these few people? Besides, it's not you who spends the money.

Senior Brother Sha walked away embarrassed, and I asked Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, why are you giving so few people this time? Brother Monkey said: Are you stupid? Every time, I spend a lot of money on my grandson, can I afford it? I thought about it, so I stopped talking. It is said that it didn't take long for Senior Brother Sha to run back in a panic, and shouted as he ran: Senior brother and second senior brother are not good, there is a Taoist priest living in front! Seriously? Brother Monkey asked. Senior Brother Sha said: Really, just now I just went to the door to take a look, and I saw two Taoist priests sitting in the courtyard chatting, fortunately they didn't find me, otherwise it would be trouble! Senior Brother Sha said and pulled us off another path.

Senior Brother Sha said as he walked: Senior brother Second Senior Brother, what do you guess is raised in the yard? Brother Monkey said: What? Senior Brother Sha looked very mysterious, and then turned his gaze to me. I said: Senior Brother Sha, you don't want to sell Guanzi, we haven't seen it with our own eyes, can we know what is in the yard? Senior Brother Sha smiled and said: All the geese in the yard are raised, it seems that they are the ones you saw before, Second Senior Brother, there are a lot! It is estimated that there are thousands of them. All in the yard? I asked further.

Senior Brother Sha nodded and said, "Yes! Brother Monkey said: Idiot, why are you asking this? It's none of your business! I said: If it weren't for the Taoist, it would be great, at least I could eat meat again! Cut! Brother Monkey said something and ran to the front. It's getting farther and farther away from that yard, and I suggested that Brother Monkey stop and rest, and Brother Monkey said that it's okay, it's been so long and he was frightened just now. So we sat down.

After a while, Brother Monkey stood up and said to us: Senior Brother Sha, you sit here for a while, and Lao Sun will come when he goes. I asked Brother Monkey what he was doing? Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun just wants to get some fruit to eat! I said okay, Brother Monkey, you can go, remember to bring some back for us. After that, Brother Monkey left, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye. Just as Senior Brother Sha and I were closing our eyes to recuperate, a rattling sound suddenly came from the depths of the bushes, accompanied by the fluttering sound of wings. I could understand that it was the sound that the flock made when it was frightened.

Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, Senior Brother's movement is quite big! I mean, isn't that? It would be terrible to alarm the Taoist priests. After a while, Brother Monkey came back, and Senior Brother Sha immediately asked with great concern: Senior Brother, what happened just now? It's so loud in the bushes! Brother Monkey smiled and said: It's just a few geese, Lao Sun scared them! Wild goose? Senior Brother Sha asked. When I heard that it was a wild goose, I immediately got up, and then jumped up and pulled the sleeves of Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha and planned to run forward.

Brother Monkey broke free of my pull and asked, "Idiot, what are your nerves?" What's so flustered? I said: Brother Monkey, you don't even know that you're in trouble? Those geese are obviously specially raised by Taoist priests, and now you have alarmed them, isn't that equivalent to alarming Taoist priests? Doesn't alarming the Taoist priest mean that we are going to suffer? Senior Brother Sha said: Yes, Senior Brother, let's go quickly. After listening to what we said, Brother Monkey sat down, smiled, and said: You two be careful, how far have you gone? Lao Sun doesn't believe that Taoist priests can still live! After that, Brother Monkey began to eat bananas.

In this way, Senior Brother Sha and I no longer had anything to say, so we had to sit down and eat together. Just as we were eating with relish, the sound of a voice suddenly came from the bushes in front of us. One of my spirits stood up, and then began to look into the distance. Brother Monkey asked: Nerd, who is in front? I looked at it and said, "Brother Monkey, it seems to be a Taoist priest?" Seriously? Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were also taken aback, and then they stood up.

When Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha stood up, I could already hear the voices of those people clearly: You guys take a good look and see who is making trouble here just now! Be! Then someone agreed, and then I heard more tapping, and then I saw a figure, but it was a flash. Taoist! This time, I really saw it clearly, and I was indeed a Taoist priest. Senior Brother Sha said: Oh, senior brother and second senior brother, let's leave quickly, this place is not suitable for a long time. Brother Monkey stepped forward to take a look and said, "Why can't you see people?" I said that everyone was scattered to look for us, so we should hurry up. After saying that, I took the lead and walked in front.

Brother Monkey looked there for a while, but still only heard the sound of talking, but did not see a human figure. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, everyone has already made it clear, saying that we are making trouble! Brother Monkey thought about it for a while, and probably thought that what we said made sense, so he finally fled with us.

Just as we were fleeing in full swing, someone suddenly spoke in the back: Big brother, there seems to be a voice in front! Let's go over and have a look? Walk! Someone said it in a commanding tone. Then I heard a tapping sound running towards us. Brother Monkey glanced back, and Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, don't look at it, run quickly, it's obviously coming for us! I said as I ran: Brother Monkey, you are really, why do you want to alarm those geese? The footsteps got closer and closer, and then we heard a loud shout: Stop!! Brother Monkey said: Brother Sha, let's not run, we have been found out by others, if we continue to run, maybe they still think we are afraid! I felt that Brother Monkey had a point, so I was the first to stop.

Hold it! There was another voice from behind, and then I saw five or six Taoist priests running over, panting. Who are you? Why are you making trouble and disturbing the geese here? After standing still, a Taoist priest will ask.

Brother Monkey took two steps forward and said with a smile: Brother Don't be angry, we are just passing by, and accidentally disturbed them, please forgive me! Passing? The Taoist priest took two more steps forward, and then looked at us a foot away. Brother Monkey smiled and said: Yes! Oh, yes! Big brother, they seem to be the incorruptible bodies of those King Kong who came from Lingshan and are going to the end of the mysterious space! A Taoist priest who had been talking to Brother Monkey came out from behind him and said to him. Really? The Taoist priest, known as the eldest brother, asked.

Brother Monkey stopped talking this time, I originally planned to come forward to help Brother Monkey say a few words, but now that our identities have been exposed, I have no choice but to keep silent and wait for the changes.

Big brother, that's right, it is said that those King Kong's incorruptible bodies are all strangely shaped, and it is said that they want to go to the end of the mysterious space to seek the transformation of Fang; Also, it is said that eating their meat did not increase cultivation! The Taoist priest said again. In this way, the Taoist priest who was called the eldest brother looked around us carefully. Well! It seems that it is! "Big brother" said. It is estimated that Brother Monkey saw that our true identity was revealed, so he smiled and said: So what? Isn't it? "Big brother" smiled siniestly and said, "Then let's try it."

That's right! That's right! A Taoist priest behind him said. I heard that they were going to eat our meat and try it, so Senior Brother Sha and I took two more steps forward, close to Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, can you take a step back? They all stepped on the heels of Lao Sun! Oh! I said, and then I really took two steps back. Brother Monkey said to the Taoist priests: Hehe, since you want to eat our meat, in principle, Lao Sun will not object.

But; Brother Monkey continued: It depends on whether you have the ability to catch us. "Big brother" Taoist priest laughed and said: What a joke, who can escape the palm of my Divine Goose Daoist? Divine Goose Daoist? I muttered, that's a weird name. Big brother, don't take it lightly, it is said that they are all extraordinary! Daoist Shenyan nodded, and then said to us: If you can get out of this forest smoothly today, then I will not trouble you again; If not...... Otherwise, we'll let you eat well! Brother Monkey said in white.

Daoist Shenyan stopped talking, and then asked the Taoist priests behind him to retreat and stand far away. I said: Brother Monkey, it seems that he is very powerful, it seems that he wants to fight with us alone, you have to pay attention! Brother Monkey said: Cut! Lao Sun hasn't put him in his eyes yet! The strange thing is that the Divine Goose Daoist did not make a gesture as we imagined, but took out a piccolo from his back, and then put it to his mouth and blew it. Seeing this, I hurriedly blindfolded my ears. Brother Monkey asked: What are you doing, idiot? I said, Brother Monkey, you don't know, haven't we all fallen for these several times before? The old pig can't afford to suffer any more this time. Senior Brother Sha also covered his ears, probably thinking that what I said made sense.

The melodious flute sounded, but I didn't feel a headache, so I put my hand down again. Just when we were wondering what the hell was going on, we suddenly heard a rattling sound from the bushes, and then we heard a popping and fluttering sound.

Finally, I finally saw clearly, it turned out that a large group of geese were flying from a distance, and they were coming towards us. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, the Divine Goose Daoist is going to use the wild goose flock as an attack weapon! I've never seen this before, so it looks like we have to be careful. As we spoke, the flock of geese flew closer and closer, and finally stopped on the branches around us, and all of them stood motionless on the branches, waiting for further orders from the Divine Goose Dao Chief.

Hahahaha, the Divine Wild Goose Daoist laughed: Today, as long as you can escape the siege of my Hundred Wild Goose Array, then I have no objection to you continuing to walk. Brother Monkey glanced around and said, "Brother, if you have any tricks, just use them, and Lao Sun will take it." The Divine Goose stopped talking, and then picked up his piccolo and put it to his lips. Seeing this, I hurriedly pulled Senior Brother Sha and walked behind Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey said, idiot, what are you doing? I said Brother Monkey, the three of us would be better together. On the other side, the chief of the Divine Goose Dao put the piccolo into his mouth and blew it, and immediately, a flute sound that was more melodious and tactful than before sounded. Immediately, the flocks of geese in the surrounding trees became agitated, and they flew from one tree to another for a short distance, apparently restlessly. Suddenly, the Divine Goose Dao raised a pitch, and then I saw dozens of geese swooping down towards us at the same time, and they also made a creepy quack.

Moreover, the geese did not rush down straight and poked, but kept changing their formations, as if they were several abstract dragons, meandering towards us. Senior Brother Sha asked nervously: Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, how should this be good? said that it was too late, and then it was fast, but I saw Brother Monkey jump up with one jump, and then rode onto a wild goose. I thought that this wild goose was really good, and he could actually hold up a monkey brother. Senior Brother Sha said Second Senior Brother, you misunderstood, Senior Brother, he was just flying through the clouds at the same time, in fact, the wild goose did not bear much weight. I'm right to think about it. It is said that Brother Monkey rode on the body of the wild goose, and then grabbed its head. I shouted to the top: Brother Monkey, do you want us to go up and help? Brother Monkey didn't speak, because he was busy fighting the wild goose at this time.

Of course, in this way, the surrounding geese obviously can't turn a blind eye, so many geese flew towards Brother Monkey, constantly flapping Brother Monkey with their wide wings, and some used sharp claws to catch Brother Monkey. Seeing that the situation was not good, I immediately decided to go up to help, but unfortunately, before I could jump up, several geese had already swooped down at the same time, from the top of our heads, and there were twenty or thirty equally large geese circling around, as if ready to join the ranks of tearing us apart at any time. The geese kept flying around us, and in the process of flying, they kept stretching out their claws in an attempt to catch us. I and Senior Brother Sha are trying to find a way to dodge me, I don't know what to do, this situation the old pig has not seen much before, and I am good at fighting with people, but fighting with these livestock The old pig feels that something is wrong. Therefore, once I was almost scratched by a wild goose and injured my shoulder, but fortunately, Senior Brother Sha next to me was quick and took advantage of the situation to pull me along, and finally let me get out of the clutches of the wild goose.

Senior Brother Sha said that the second senior brother is not so exaggerated, devil's claw? When I came back to my senses again, I found that Brother Monkey was fighting with a flock of geese. I said: Senior Brother Sha, why don't we go up too, it seems that Brother Monkey is quite hard alone. Senior Brother Sha parried and said, "If we can go up, haven't we gone up yet?" I'm right, how could the old pig forget such an important thing? However, I still shouted at Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, what's wrong? Brother Monkey didn't speak, still fighting the wild goose.

At the moment when I was about to turn around, I suddenly saw Brother Monkey grab the neck of a wild goose violently, and then twist it violently, and the wild goose immediately quacked twice and then whimpered for his life. After that, Brother Monkey jumped down and came to us, but he still had the wild goose in his hand.

I said, "Brother Monkey, do you want to eat its meat?" Brother Monkey said: Fart! Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, what are you doing with it? What a struggle! Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun will come to kill a hundred people today, see if these animals dare to come. Kill a hundred to make an example? I'm thinking. I saw Brother Monkey grab the body of the wild goose that had just died, grab its two thighs with both hands, and then pull it hard, and immediately, the wild goose was pulled in half, and the torn place was bubbling with blood. Brother Monkey handed me half of it and said, "Idiot, if you take this half, those geese won't come closer." Brother Monkey's trick really worked, no matter where I went, no matter how many geese there were in front of me, they all immediately scattered in all directions.

Finally, in the end, almost all the geese stood on the branches, and I said, "Brother Monkey, it's really a good way to have you!" In this way, the face of the Divine Goose Daoist standing next to him looked very bad, as if he was a defeated rooster. The Divine Goose Daoist took two steps back, and then blew the piccolo in his hand again. Immediately, all the geese in the surrounding trees flew away into the distance, and there was not a single one left. I was overjoyed and said, "Hey! Stinky Taoist, you're scared, aren't you? Let's go! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Senior Brother Sha also said helpfully beside him. Brother Monkey took two steps forward and said, "Hehe, what's the matter?" It's gone, isn't it? Then let us go quickly, my grandson has always been magnanimous, and he must not be guilty of the past. I said, "Brother, if you left a few to sell to us just now, wouldn't you have made another business?" The Divine Goose Daoist did not speak, still glaring angrily. Brother Monkey said: Let's go, let's go to September 9, let's go our way. After finishing speaking, Senior Brother Sha and I also turned around with Brother Monkey.

Hold it! Behind him, there was a sudden loud reprimand from the Divine Goose Daoist. What's wrong with you? Brother Monkey turned around and said: You have already lost, what else do you have to say? Lost? It was just one of my formations, and there are two more formations waiting for you in the back, so if you can even break through them then I have no opinion.

I said, brother, you are too unreasonable, just now you clearly said that as long as you can break through, you will let us go, and now you regret it again! Brother Monkey stopped me from speaking further, and said to the Divine Goose Daoist: Hehe, if you have any ability, just use it, Lao Sun just happened to see and understand! Daoist Shenyan played the piccolo again, and the melodious sound of the piano that he had heard before sounded again, but with a slight change.

Immediately, there was a rattling sound in the bushes, and then we heard the fluttering of the wings of the wild geese, and then we saw a flock of geese flying towards us.

I said: Brother, you are really cheeky, just now you have already defeated them and still found them, you really don't have any sense of innovation. Anyway, the geese flew towards us, but it wasn't until they heard the tree trunks around us that I realized that they were all blind! Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha also discovered this phenomenon successively. Brother Monkey said: In this way, the trick we just used won't work, it seems that this Divine Goose Daoist really has some methods! I said: No wonder he dared to call the wild goose, it turned out to be a group of "death squads"! Senior Brother Sha asked: How do you say this? I said: Look at it, since everyone's eyes are blind, then naturally they can't see anything, they can only go on a rampage desperately, so it's not equivalent to a death squad? Senior Brother Sha nodded and said, "Well, it makes sense.

To put it mildly, the geese were all standing on the branches of the trees near us, as if they were going to swoop down and attack us at any moment. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, what should we do now? Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Now it seems that we have to take care of each other, don't expect my grandson to save you.

Brother Monkey, where are you talking about this, haven't we all been taking care of each other? Without further ado, because the chief of the Divine Goose Daoist over there has already played the flute. The sound of the flute had just sounded, and immediately, all the geese on the surrounding branches came down at us, and the momentum was fierce and unstoppable; In addition, they are all blind, so when they come down, there is a desperate energy. Brother Monkey pulled us to the ground, saying that he wanted to avoid this first attack, and then he would find a way; Brother Monkey said that the first attack was the most violent, and once they couldn't catch us this time, their sharpness would naturally drop. As Brother Monkey said, after we lay on the ground for a while, the geese really just flew over our heads, and then we were at a loss. The Divine Goose Daoist played the flute there again, and the sound was as tight as a sound. Immediately, all the turbulent geese turned back.

At that time, we had just stood up, and accidentally Senior Brother Sha's shoulder was scratched by a wild goose. I hurriedly asked: Senior Brother Sha, are you okay? Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you don't want mother-in-law and mother-in-law, hurry up and take care of yourself, don't you see that there are geese flying over in front of you? When I looked back again, I saw two geese flying straight towards us, and they were both very large.

I pushed Senior Brother Sha aside, and then went to parry those geese. Suddenly, there was a miserable cry from Senior Brother Sha's side, "Oops". I hurriedly looked back, only to see that Senior Brother Sha's two shoulders had been grabbed by two geese respectively, and they were tearing hard at this time. Brother Monkey said: What are you doing, idiot? Why are you pushing Senior Brother Sha out? I said: I'm sorry, Senior Brother Sha, I really didn't expect this to happen. I said Brother Monkey, the old pig just wanted to push Senior Brother Sha to a safe place. Brother Monkey said: Cut! Safe place, don't you see it all around? Saying that, seeing that Senior Brother Sha was caught by the wild goose, the Taoist Divine Goose immediately instructed the Taoist priests behind him and said: Go and catch him! Brother Monkey said: Idiot, hurry up and help, don't let Senior Brother Sha be caught by them.

Good! I said, and then it passed. At the same time as I went, the Taoist priests next to me also rushed towards Senior Brother Sha, fortunately, I was faster than those Taoist priests when I passed, so I would be the first to catch Senior Brother Sha. Suddenly, the sound of the flute behind him suddenly sounded again, and immediately, the two geese that grabbed Senior Brother Sha's shoulders exerted their strength, and lifted Senior Brother Sha up at once. However, it seemed that they could not fully withstand Senior Brother Sha, because after that, they slowly descended together. When I was about to happily step forward to catch Senior Brother Sha, Daoist Divine Goose blew a strange flute sound again, and then, there were ten geese swooping down towards Senior Brother Sha at the same time.

I thought it was really strange that these guys could accurately find the location of Senior Brother Sha with their eyes closed. At the same time, the Taoist priests over there also rushed over, so I couldn't take care of both ends, so I could only watch Senior Brother Sha being captured by those geese. Hahahaha, just as I was fighting with those Taoist priests, there was a burst of laughter behind me, and when I turned my head to look at it in a spare time, I found that Senior Brother Sha had been escorted by several Taoist priests to stand beside the Taoist Divine Goose. I fought and retreated towards Brother Monkey.

I said, "Brother Monkey, what should I do?" Brother Monkey looked around, and then thought for a while before saying, "It seems that it will be difficult for us to escape together today." So you mean we're going to run away first? Brother Monkey nodded, saying that it can only be like this for now, and it is still unknown whether we can escape smoothly. I agree with Brother Monkey's statement, so I finally decided to escape first like Brother Monkey and then find a way to rescue Senior Brother Sha. The geese around flew over again, one after another, if it weren't for me and Brother Monkey taking turns fighting, I would definitely end up with Senior Brother Sha. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, prepare to escape! I said yes. So we spotted a gap and immediately drilled into the woods, Brother Monkey told me that the higher the better, the higher the branches, the denser the branches, those geese are not easy to find us, even if they can find us, they will not be able to catch us smoothly. So as soon as I rushed out, I immediately climbed up with a hula hula.

However, I didn't forget Senior Brother Sha below, because I turned around and shouted at Senior Brother Sha in the process of climbing up: Senior Brother Sha, stay first, and the old pig will come back to save you later! Senior Brother Sha replied weakly: Okay! It is estimated that the injury is serious. Get them! Get them! Seeing that I and Brother Monkey were crawling towards it, the Divine Goose Dao shouted loudly in anger. Then I heard shouts from below. But it's useless, the old pig has already climbed to a very high position.

Just as I was glad to have escaped, the flute sounded again, and then I heard the quacking of geese, and then I heard the sound of wings fluttering. As far as the eye could see, I saw a dense crowd of geese flying towards us. I was so confused that I sped up and crawled towards it. Brother Monkey shouted: Idiot! Hold your breath and don't move! I was right, so I immediately followed the example of Brother Monkey and clinged to the trunk of the tree motionlessly, and stared intently at the geese that flew closer. Sure enough, they were all at a loss after arriving at our area, although the Divine Goose Dao Chang was blowing hard below, but those geese were simply headless flies whirling around us.

Besides, we have now climbed halfway to the middle of the bushes, and the branches are relatively dense, so that only a small number of geese can wear them, but they can only stay for a short time and then go down again. Finally, the geese almost dispersed, so I exchanged glances with Brother Monkey and began to climb up again.

Senior brother and second senior brother! Watch out for you! Senior Brother Sha's voice came. I looked down, and saw that the Taoist priests below were holding a bow and arrow in their hands at some point, and they were already aiming at our side at this time. Brother Monkey also saw it, so Brother Monkey immediately greeted me and said: Idiot! Jump to another tree, or you'll be miserable! So I immediately followed the monkey brother and jumped towards a big tree next to me, just grabbed the trunk, and suddenly heard the back swishing, looking back to find that there was an arrow in the place where I had just stayed, I broke out in a cold sweat, thinking that if it was a little later, it is estimated that my old pig is now a hedgehog.

Just as I was thinking, the Taoist priests below rushed over again, and I immediately jumped towards a tree in the distance, but it was estimated that it was because I had palpitations, so I accidentally almost fell down when I jumped over, but fortunately there was a branch in the middle. Brother Monkey said nerd, can you be serious? Now it's a run, not a swing! Oh! I see! I said. Although there were thrills from time to time, I still escaped in the end, and it wasn't until Brother Monkey called me to stop that I found that the back had become quiet, and I also felt that my hands and feet were sore, so I immediately fell down. I said worriedly: Brother Monkey, do you think Senior Brother Sha will be fine? Brother Monkey said who knows? Let's go and save him after resting for a while, I'm afraid of extraneous branches after a long delay! I said Brother Monkey if we could go somewhere to get something to eat.

Brother Monkey said to go to the front and take a look, maybe you can find someone in front. I really found it, but after finding it, we no longer recognize which road we had walked before. The man who came out to open the door was a middle-aged man, and when he heard that we had provoked the Taoist priest, he immediately became shocked, saying that we were in big trouble. The man said that the Taoist priest was very vicious, so everyone here avoided him. Could it be that he bullies you a lot? Brother Monkey asked. Not really; The man replied. Brother Monkey asked the man to get us something to eat, and then the man shouted twice into the back room, so a woman's voice answered, and it wasn't long before a woman came out of the house with a plate of baked cakes in her hand. Let's eat Brother Monkey and ask the man how can we get to the Taoist priest? Because we're lost now.

The man thought for a while and said, "It's better to do this, anyway, I'm going to go over there in the afternoon, and you can just follow the carriage; But you have to get off the car from a distance, otherwise they will hold a grudge when they are seen by the Taoist priests. Brother Monkey said Of course, naturally you can't be affected by you, brother. So it was settled, and after we had eaten, we really staggered forward in the man's carriage. After arriving at a fork in the road, the man told us to get out of the car, saying that we could see the Taoist priest's yard if we kept walking along the middle road. After thanking the man, Brother Monkey and I moved forward cautiously, and the reason why we had to be cautious was that Brother Monkey was afraid that there would be an ambush in the surrounding bushes. After walking outside the courtyard of the Taoist priests, Brother Monkey asked me to go and investigate, saying that he knew that he knew that he could not win a hundred battles. I said Brother Monkey, you are really, since sooner or later you are going to fight, it is better to be simple, let's just go over and call the battle, so as not to be so troublesome.

Brother Monkey thought about it for a while, and probably thought that what I said made sense, so he finally decided to go with me to call the battle. Stinky Taoist! All for your grandpa! Brother Monkey is bolder than me, and he actually screamed and scolded as soon as he opened his mouth. There was an immediate shouting inside, and then the heads of the Taoist priests came out, and then the Taoist priests shouted: Master! Master! Here they are again! The Divine Goose Dao has grown. Hand over my brother obediently, we can still not blame the past, otherwise you look good today! Brother Monkey said sharply.

Hahahaha, the elder of the Divine Goose Dao laughed, and then said: I want you to come in with him today! After finishing speaking, Daoist Shenyan picked up the piccolo in his hand again and blew it. But this time Brother Monkey's reaction was much faster, and he only heard him command: Idiot, you go to the house to save Senior Brother Sha, and Lao Sun goes to snatch the piccolo in his hand! After saying that, Brother Monkey flew forward. Understood, as long as the piccolo doesn't have the wild geese, they can't attack us, so we only need to deal with the Taoist priests, and that's undoubtedly easier.

Therefore, when Brother Monkey rushed forward, I immediately followed Brother Monkey as well. Brother Monkey was the first to reach the Divine Goose Dao Chief, and then reached out to grab the piccolo in his hand. Sure enough, although there were a lot of geese in the yard, they all didn't move. Brother Monkey had a hot fight with the Divine Goose Daoist over there, and I rushed to the gate. Dozens of Taoist priests immediately surrounded him, and they hurriedly stood up and started a war with me.

Because of my anger, I was even more unstoppable, and after a while, I threw all those Taoist priests to the ground. So I immediately rushed to the house. I saw Senior Brother Sha, who was tied to a pillar at this time. Senior Brother Sha also saw me, so he immediately shouted: Second Senior Brother! The moment I entered the door, two Taoist priests suddenly flashed out from behind the door, and each of them was holding a sharp knife in his hand.

While fighting with them, I complained to Senior Brother Sha and said, "Why don't you tell me?" Senior Brother Sha looked very aggrieved and said: I originally wanted to say it, but they have already surrounded it! Without further ado, in fact, these two Taoist priests didn't pay attention to them at all, so I still knocked them all down by dividing them by two.

When he went out, Brother Monkey had also already restrained the Divine Goose Daoist. According to the usual practice, it is necessary to spank 200 times, but Brother Monkey said no. What do I say? Brother Monkey said that Senior Brother Sha was injured and needed to be beaten twenty more times. I agreed with Brother Monkey's statement, so I slapped the head of the Divine Goose Dao 220 times.

In the end, the fart of the head of the Divine Goose Dao turned into a steamed bun that had just come out of the cage, but it didn't heat up. After that, I instructed the surrounding Taoist priests to go in and get us some food, Brother Monkey said nerd, aren't you afraid of them poisoning? It's better to do it yourself! So I had to go in and get it myself.

When I came out, I asked the Taoist priests: Are we considered a robbery? The Taoist priests said, "No! Not counts! By the way, he shook his head like a rattle. I said, "Yes! You are good citizens.

After that, we moved on.