In the distant Sengoku period, even more distant than the time of the Senju Pillars, there was a very wealthy daimyo who established a false ninja village for fun.

Kishimoto Tsuman grew up in this ninja village and became a toy for the nobles to observe and have fun.

In this village, except for Truman, including his friends and parents, they are actually played by people.

In the village, Truman, as the stupid son of the village chief's family, lives a happy life of flying eagles and lackeys and molesting women.

However, after discovering the clues, Truman resolutely gave up such a favorable living treatment, broke the seal of Taoyuan Village, and ushered in his own life.

It's hard, but it's true.

The story is over.

Tsunade opened her mouth in surprise, to be honest, she was used to ninja legends since she was a child, and it was the first time she had heard such a fantastical story.

But soon, Tsunade shook his head and said firmly: "Impossible, I won't live in a false story like Truman, I just don't go out of the village relatively rarely, and it's not that I haven't gone out on a mission!" ”

"Hehe, who knows......"

The first born smiled, changed his words, and said, "I mean, your life may be the same as Truman's, not real, I'm not saying that your friends are all fake, just that they are overprotective of you out of good intentions." ”

Tsunade thought for a moment, nodded heavily, and said, "Indeed, perhaps because of my grandfather and grandfather, everyone has flattered me since I was a child, and intentionally or unintentionally weaved a false bubble for me. ”

After a pause, Tsunade patted the nascent on the back vigorously and said, "Thank you for helping me uncover this layer of falsehood......

Okay, I've figured it out, although there are shortcomings in ninja talent, medical skills can really help everyone......

Yikes! Someone's coming! I went back to the hospital first, remember to come in the afternoon to get a brain wave test! ”

As he spoke, Tsunade quickly bounced off the bench.

Before that, because of listening to the story, she was already half of a person relying on the newborn's side.

Tsunade was a little one-footed, and with a "whoosh" sound, he jumped onto the tree.

The first born was stunned.

Ninjas are too vigorous, right?

Just go?

Instinctively, I wanted to look up to see what was going on with the female ninja standing on the tree, but the first born didn't hold back a mouthful of old blood.

It's not that I saw any fragrant pictures, but that I really vomited blood.

The first born felt that his whole body was about to crack, especially on his back, which was scorching pain.

Revenge, definitely revenge!

That little girly used the bone-melting palm on herself before leaving!

Although it was only a pat on the back twice, the consequences were very terrible!

"Ahh

At this time, a handkerchief with a fragrance appeared in front of the first born.

The newborn raised his head, and what came into his eyes was a beautiful face and long purple hair.

"Yo, Teacher Mao Yue just finished buying vegetables!"

The first born wiped the blood stains on the corner of his mouth with a handkerchief, and returned it as if nothing had happened.

The girl in front of her is called Utsuki Yuma, and she is a trainee teacher at Konoha Ninja School.

The former ninja school's teaching director, Yamanaka Shinichi, specially asked Utsuki Yuzhen to receive the newborn, and the two had met once.

"Yes, I bought seasonal river fish, as well as radish and lettuce......"

Mao Yuexi really raised the shopping bag in her hand, halfway through the introduction of several family treasures, she suddenly covered her mouth and said, "Ah, I almost forgot, are you injured as a newborn?" ”

The first born shook his head and said, "It's okay, it's okay, the ecological environment of Konoha is really good, just now I was accidentally hit by a mountain boar, the so-called pig is advancing suddenly, and the wild boar is a fierce beast...... Eh! ”

A stone flew from an unknown bush in the distance and hit the back of the newborn's head impartially.

"Huh? Newborn-kun, you seem to be seriously injured, do you want to take you to the hospital? Mao Yuexi really cared and stepped forward to help.

The newborn jumped away like a rabbit and said, "It's okay, it's okay!" If you have time to go back, I'll go to the Ninja School again to visit Director Shinichi and you! ”

As he spoke, the first born did ten push-ups at the speed of a ghost animal to prove that he was really fine, and then fled with a puff of smoke.

……

Terrible, terrible!

What the hell is that guy Tsunade doing, sneaking away and secretly ambushing!

The deranged woman is really terrible!

In the end, I still don't have enough strength, and when I have enough strength in the future, I must catch her ass and beat her!

Shaking his head, the newborn returned to his apartment to take a lunch break.

But just as he was about to go upstairs, he was stopped by an old lady.

The old lady is the head of this apartment and usually doesn't pay much attention to people.

She trembled and rummaged through a large pile of miscellaneous items for a long time, then took out a letter and handed it to the newborn.

"Imp, this is for you!"

"But the envelope says that there is a box of milk with it, have you seen it?"

"No, no, when the Postman Ninja sent it, that's all there is."

"Hey, Obasan, what's on the corner of your mouth?"

"No way, I licked it clean in front of the mirror...... Kid, are you lying to me? In short, no is no, the elderly lack calcium, I buy milk to drink! ”

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Once people have some spare money, and then look at the cheap apartments provided in the village, the living environment is really not good.

Not only is the area small, but the quality of the neighbors is also more worrying.

Needless to say, this area is the worst and most chaotic slum in Konoha, and it is normal for private packages to be removed.

The head of the building, Obasan, still remembers to return the letter to the owner, which is already considered to have a conscience.

There was a box of milk on the left and right, and the newborn didn't bother to bother with her, so he returned to the house with the letter.

Speaking of which, the newborn really didn't expect that someone would send him a package.

After all, all the people I knew had already died in the disaster.

Looking at the sender's name, the first born was a little surprised, it turned out to be the kid from Yuichi Shimura.

"Is it a return gift from a previous gift? Is that kid so traditional? Still use to write letters? ”

With doubts, the newborn opened the letterhead.

The handwriting on the letter is very neat, and the rows of fly-headed small block letters are quite powerful.

"As you see your face:

The local products bequeathed by the day before yesterday taste very good, the food is appetizing, relaxes the muscles and activates the nerves, but the quantity is too small, only enough for three days to eat......

In addition, a box of milk specialty, a special product of the Ape Fei family, is attached to the letter, and I hope you will taste it carefully.

Yuichi Friend"

After reading the letter, the first born shook his head, this guy hasn't seen him for a few days, and he has become so old, could it be that he has read too much of Guo Degang's anthology?

Touching his chin, the newborn was noncommittal.

But...... Using pig ears for milk, this transaction seems to be a bit of a loss?

The first born crumpled Yuichi's letter into a paper ball and threw it into the wastebasket.

Just kidding, my boss Bofeng is about tens of thousands of taels a minute, where can I have time to give you braised pig ears?

If you want to eat, come to the Akinayama Guest House by yourself!

Thinking like this, the first child threw the clothes that had been contaminated by Maite into the dirty bucket, and then jumped into bed and fell asleep.

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