The convoy set off to the bride's house amid the sound of firecrackers.

As a result, I drove it, and the car behind me found that something was wrong, and it had been driving for half an hour, and I could get out of the city at this time, why hadn't it arrived yet.

Fei'er, who was in the car behind, hurriedly called Lu Donkey: "Brother Donkey, where are you going?" ”

"I don't know, I followed the navigation."

“... What about my brother? ”

"He, he's asleep, Ji Fa, wake up!"

“...”

These two people, one is more unreliable than the other, one is the leader who can't find the way, and the other can sleep when he gets married?

Ji Fa is the same, knowing that he is going to greet his relatives today, he also drinks until midnight, and goes to put on makeup at three o'clock in the morning, and there are ghosts if he doesn't fall asleep.

After running around the county seat, it was almost six o'clock, and the convoy led by Lu Donkey arrived at the bride's house.

The people on the other end were in a hurry, and the phone calls were made one after another, thinking that they had escaped from marriage.

"Hey, it's coming, let's set off firecrackers!"

A group of people waited at the gate for a long time, shivering from the cold, before the convoy finally entered the village.

It's easy to do when you come, anyway, I'm not in a hurry to leave, and I will go to school at home before 12 o'clock at noon

The people in the village are basically here, the door is full of blockages, and when they saw the convoy, some young people hurriedly took pictures and videos.

"Obediently, this team is not bad, ten cars, two Mercedes-Benz, one BMW, seven Audis, the groom's family conditions are good."

"I'm rubbing a big g, our village has never used this wedding car."

"Look at the license plate, the magic capital is here, this is not the car of the wedding company."

Ten cars, with double flashes, occupied half of the village's road, and the bride's parents nodded with satisfaction, this son-in-law is not bad, and the row is okay.

Yes, the wedding convoy and banquet represent the face of the main family, and this convoy, Ji Fa's father-in-law and mother-in-law are very satisfied.

At this time, the chief deacon got out of the car, straightened his freshly ironed coat, cleared his throat and began to sing.

"For a long time, for a long time, I led the troops, entrusted by the Ji Mansion, and came to your mansion to welcome my relatives."

"When I came to your house, I saw that the big red pairs of your house were plastered all over the middle hall, and the house was full of joy inside and outside."

"The guests in the hall are all full, and the God of Wealth door is written auspicious."

"It is far like a landscape to open your eyes, it is the official building Jinhua, it is the balcony Yuntai Jinzhongyan, and the bedroom and living room are all bright."

"It's peaceful, festive, and good."

Lu Donkey and the others who followed behind were stunned, obediently, this string of auspicious words made the big man carry it on his back without writing it down for a month.

It's no wonder that not everyone can do this job, as soon as the expert makes a move, he will know whether there are cherry blossoms

Obviously, the big deacon is very face-showing, and the young men who are holding gifts behind him are also proud.

Even the big deacon on the opposite side was impressed, and hurriedly stepped forward and sang:

"Mr. Soldier is really not bad, what he talks about is topping."

"Today, you came to my Zhao Mansion for the Ji Mansion, I know your personality well, and I know your talent from afar."

"If this place is not properly arranged, the responsibility lies with me."

"Please come to the house to smoke a cigarette and have a cup of weak tea."

"Please!"

"Please!"

Lu Donkey smacked his lips when he saw it, obediently, just this rap, it can't be bad to participate in the new singing.

Following into the house, the adults gathered together to chat, and the young people gathered around Ji Fa to find the bride.

There were also five bridesmaids in the bridal house, all young people, so the door was blocked.

The groomsmen stuffed red envelopes at the bottom, and the door was still not opened after a while.

It's all one piece or two, and only if you can open it, can you have a ghost.

Ji Fa was so anxious that white sweat broke out on his forehead, and he didn't bring many red envelopes with him when he came here.

At this time, Lu Donkey laughed twice, took the big man away from everyone, and walked to him.

"The earth is high and high, and the mountains and rivers are beautiful."

“...”

"What about you being a green gang? Or is it a local meeting? ”

"How many sticks of incense do you burn, brother? Only when you can open the door can you have a ghost. ”

It's useless for the groomsmen to stuff red envelopes, thinking to myself, aren't you joking?

Ji Fa is also: "Donkey, don't make trouble." ”

At this time, a loud voice suddenly came from inside: "The door faces the sea, the three rivers flow together for ten thousand years, your own people, open the door!" ”

“...”

Is the door really open? A few of the groomsmen almost didn't bare their eyes out.

What are you waiting for, hurry up and rush inside, they are a few old bachelors, but they are counting on having a conversation with the bridesmaids at this time, in case they have a pair of eyes, hehe.

The five of them rushed into it desperately, but the one in front of the head screamed and was about to retreat, but the people behind were rushing inside, where could he still be helped?

"Stop, stop!"

At this time, the people behind also saw the scene inside, and turned around to run outside.

At this time, Lu Donkey pushed Ji Fa and stuffed it in as soon as he used his strength.

"Big man, close the door! You're welcome. ”

Lu Donkey clapped his hands, his face was calm, he was tall, and he could see the bridesmaids inside, and the good guys were strong one by one.

The bride is okay, I've seen the wedding photos before, it's not beautiful, but it's not ugly, it's worthy of Ji Fa.

The big man pushed with one hand, and brought the door up with the other, and the doorknob was pinched tightly.

"Brother Donkey, let me create opportunities for you."

"I'll wipe it, open the door quickly, don't come here."

"Hey, where are you going?"

"Don't take off my pants, I'll wipe them."

Listening to the screams of the groomsmen inside, Lu Donkey was very pleased, and promoted several marriages, and his merits were immeasurable.

The big deacon and they were chatting very speculatively, and when they heard the movement here, they nodded with satisfaction.

Maybe we'll have a happy event in a few months, so it's good to be young.

After some fighting, the door finally opened, and I saw the groomsmen all dressed in disheveled clothes and stunned.

The sturdy bridesmaids walked out and looked at Lu Donkey and the big man and licked their lips.

Lu Donkey shuddered, and hurriedly excused himself to go to smoke, and ran to the side of the big deacon.

Ji Fa and the bride are very good, there are laughing whispers, and when they come out, they are handing cigarettes and pouring tea.

At eleven o'clock, the bride sat in the central hall, and the bride's brother brought a basin of water to wash his feet.

Ji Fa gave out a red envelope of 2,000 yuan with a bitter face, and coaxed his brother-in-law to smile, obediently, how many skins do you have to buy now.

After washing her feet and worshipping the high hall, the woman took out two new quilts and put them at the feet of the bride and groom.

Lu Donkey noticed that the groom's quilt was stuffed with a washboard...

After drinking the tea served by the newcomer, the second old man smiled and handed out two red envelopes, which are the change of mouth fee, and he will have to collect a stubble when he goes back.

In the end, the woman's family moved a brazier, and the two newlyweds stepped over the brazier, which means that they are going to have a home again.

The Great Persistence shouted at the top of his voice: "The auspicious time has come!" ”

The woman's younger brother carried the bride on his back and got into the car, Lu Donkey was the first cart for the bride and groom to sit on, and the big man was driven to the back of the convoy.