barrage

"Ride my beloved scooter and it will never get stuck in traffic."

"Are you trying to laugh at me?"

"I just listened to this girl's voice, and I wanted to laugh inexplicably."

"Uh-huh, listen to it."

"Am I all riding my beloved motorcycle?"

"No, my mind is full of doodoo...."

This is 2013

It's not the era of 2020 when any person can spew jokes.

Actually, it's not nothing

It's just not very convenient, without excellent Internet speed, you can't spread your mouth anytime and anywhere.

"No, Xiaofan, why are you giving me money? Paid early? "Xiao Tuan Tuan doesn't understand.

"No, it's tonight's advertising fee, you will definitely be on fire tomorrow, I'll give you the advertising fee first, so that you can sit on the ground and start the price after you get on fire, and you can save a little is a little." Chen Fan pretended to be heartbroken.

"Oh, in fact, it's okay not to give it, after all, Xiaofan, your money is not blown by the wind, my mother said, friends have to be righteous ~ I am already very satisfied~" Xiao Tuan Tuan took it seriously.

"Yuting, really? Do you want to know how much other streamers spend on advertising? Chen Fan smiled evilly.

"How much?"

Chen Fan: "It's not much, it's ordinary, it's 10,000 yuan an hour, since you don't want it, then I originally planned to give you 500,000 yuan, plus a bonus of 100,000 yuan, I saved it, Yuting, you're so good, I'll invite you to dinner tomorrow!" ”

"Ahh Ahh Xiaofan, I want to turn off the live broadcast to calm down, okay? The little group was about to cry.

"No, no, I'll tease you, it's a lot, but you can sing that song to everyone!" Chen Fan hurriedly changed his words.

"Hey, hey, 600,000, Xiaofan, you have to know that my father's salary is only 600,000 a year, Xiaofan, why are you so rich?" The little group was excited.

"Six hundred thousand? 600,000 is also money? Chen Fan asked rhetorically.

"Brother, if you don't pretend to force us, we're still good friends." Xiao Tuan Tuan was so angry.

However, the painting style changed abruptly in the next second, and Xiao Tuantuan'er: "Xiaofan, do you have a female pot friend?" ”

"No,,, there aren't a few,,, what do you want to do?" Chen Fan did not panic at all.

"Isn't there a few what the hell? But it doesn't matter, if there is, don't mind changing it, if not, what do you think of me? Xiao Tuan Tuan asked with a big grin, and there was a hint of ripple in his tone.

"You, no! I'm afraid I'll be scared to death by you.,Lolita.,Royal sister body,No,No,No.,In addition, we're not the same age.,I'm 15 years old.,You're 18.,No, no! Chen Fan looked disgusted.

At this time, although it was already early in the morning, in the live broadcast room of the small group, the popularity of the sky reached 8 million.

"Okay, okay, Tuantuan, you can draw a wave of cash red envelopes for your brothers in the live broadcast room, it's still a barrage to send a cool run ID every day plus subscribe to the live broadcast room to participate in the lottery!" Chen Fan felt like he was going to bypass the topic.

"Cash red envelopes, yes, how much to draw?" Xiao Tuan Tuan asked.

"Ten thousand." Chen Fan thought for a while and said.

"Well, no, I don't have 10,000 yuan, no, no." Xiao Tuantuan's mentality suddenly exploded.

barrage

"The anchor is too picky!"

"Door Picking!"

"The boss has said it, hurry up and smoke!"

"No, I'm laughing to death, this anchor is a real batch, I paid attention."

"Where the boss is atmospheric."

……

"No, you're almost a woman with 600,000 yuan, why do you care about that 10,000 yuan?" Chen Fan was speechless.

", isn't the 600,000 still in hand? Even if you get it, it will cost 10,000 yuan directly, and my mother won't kill me directly? "Small group arguments.

"I'll reimburse you~_~" Chen Fan didn't recruit or recruit.

"Where the boss is magnificent! Brothers, let's barrage brush a wave of boss atmosphere! Xiao Tuan Tuan suddenly smiled.

"Where the boss is atmospheric"

"Where the boss is atmospheric"

"Where the boss is atmospheric"

……

Chen Fan is in the live broadcast room of the small group

Look at the barrage of swiping screens

Sure enough, this girl is naturally suitable for being an anchor.

The reason why Xiaotuan Tuan gave 600,000 yuan is not to show that Chen Fan has a lot of money, because for the parents of an eighteen-year-old girl, even if the monthly salary is 10,000 yuan, they will not let their children give up their main studies to do these unprofessional things.

This is 2013

It's not yet the era of live broadcasting

But I earned 600,000 directly in one night

It will block the mouths of the parents of the little group

However, it is still necessary to focus on academics, and Chen Fan will help Xiao Tuan Tuan Tuan at this point.

Turn off the live broadcast, Chen Fan is ready to rest, every day Cool Run has 8 million downloads, I believe that tomorrow on the rookie mobile game list, there will be a monster, a monster that shocks the game world, a monster that cannot be surpassed without relying on the progress of the times.

Ding dong

WeChat has a message

Letter to the person

Zhai Yuting:

"Xiaofan, good night, hey, hey, hey~"

After a meme

Sooner or later, the old lady will sleep with you once.jpg.

Chen Fan returned his hand to one

You're thinking about farts eating .jpg

Zhai Yuting: That old lady will let you sleep sooner or later.jpg.

Chen Fan: Old woman, wash and sleep, you have everything in your dreams.

Zhai Yuting: Xicheng Times Heavenly Street, touch and cool, tomorrow afternoon I will invite you to drink, don't come, the first time we meet, I want to give you a gift.

Chen Fan: Okay.

The next afternoon

Bumper cool

Zhai Yuting was dressed in black, and she looked like Gao Leng Yujie Fan, and when she saw Chen Fan, she exclaimed: "Xiao Fan, you are simply 360 degrees, handsome without dead ends." ”

As soon as she spoke, the people around her looked at Chen Fan.

Chen Fan covered his forehead: "Eldest sister, don't speak, as soon as you speak, others think that I am abducting and selling minors." ”

"Hmph~ I'll just say~ What can you do? By the way, this is my gift to you, please take care of me when we meet for the first time. Zhai Yuting took out a beautiful gift box, with a lot of beautiful patterns painted on it, and it could be seen that she was attentive.

"Oh" Chen Fan was just about to open it, this was one of the few gifts he had received in his previous life combined, and he just wanted to take a good look.

"You go back and look at it again, don't look at it in front of me!" Zhai Yuting's face was slightly red.

Chen Fan thought to himself, it won't be something inappropriate for children.

But you can't embarrass the little girl, right?

So he said: "Okay, I'll go back and look at it, by the way, Yuting, you're in your third year of high school now, right?" ”

"yes, I skipped a cram school today, and I almost killed my mom! Zhai Yuting said.

"Oh, that's great, I've got a gift for you, and it's several." Chen Fan nodded matter-of-factly.

"Really? Let me see. "Girls generally like gifts, no matter what they are, it's the mystery and surprise that matters.

"Well, good!" Chen Fan put the schoolbag behind him on the table.

Bang ——, a bit of a heavy feeling.

expect

Zhai Yuting's eyes were full of anticipation

However, soon she didn't think so.

Chen Fan took out a book and said vigorously: ""The Real Questions of the High School College Entrance Examination over the Years", I wish you no worries about Qingbei, 985 is safe." ”

Zhai Yuting: "......"

Chen Fan took out another book: ""Almighty Beginning, Almighty End." I wish you a spring of thoughts and thoughts, and a god in your writing! ”

Then "Arguments and Arguments"

"2013 Current Affairs"

"2013 Top 10 People Who Moved the Holy Country"

"2013 Unknown World Events"

The Encyclopedia of Classical Chinese

……

And finally, Chen Fan took out six books

Chen Fan: "Yuting, this is amazing, this is what I bought, the top notes of the college entrance examination, rest assured that there is no copyright, if you don't need it, you can make a copy of it yourself first, this is a handwritten version, copy it first, and then you will rush to sell it at the end of the college entrance examination at the gate of your school, fifty yuan a copy, print more, I estimate that you can make a profit!" ”

Zhai Yuting: "......"