Poor NBA.

Since Lin Yi entered the NBA, the league has always encountered earthquakes, after all, the league is used to earthquakes.

However, in recent years...... The news created by Lin Yi is no longer as simple as an earthquake.

This TM is simply holding a nuclear bomb and bombing North America indiscriminately, and it is also the kind that bombs the continental shelf.

After the game, when Lin Yi calmly accepted an interview, public opinion from the outside world had already exploded.

In the studio of TNT TV, the cross talk trio is working overtime, while constantly explaining to the audience the difficulties of the five pairs and analyzing the Nyere battle.

Barkley has completely entered the "Lin Blow" mode, "In my dictionary, I can't find any adjectives to describe Lin's greatness, although I would like to say that we are a little tired of Lin continuing to win MVP, but, such a player, he is not MVP, who is?" ”

Smith echoed Barkley's sentiments, "Don't say it, Lin is the MVP of the season in my mind, not one of them. ”

O'Neal scratched his head and said, "Really, let's put Lin in the guard rankings or small forward rankings, he's really not a center!" ”

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44 points, 18 rebounds, 16 assists, 10 blocks, 10 steals.......

The entire Russian city has been turned into the epicenter of a nuclear bomb attack, and the visiting locker room at the Chesapeake Energy Stadium was so crowded with reporters after the game that not even a fly could fly in.

Lilith, a beautiful reporter from Sports Illustrated, became the first lucky person to interview Lin Yi.

The blonde Persian who had been on the track and field team in high school took off his expensive high heels as soon as the game ended, and then rushed to the visiting locker room as fast as he could, and even several security personnel on the scene failed to stop the swift wildcat.

Lin ...... Whew, can you tell us how you're feeling right now after completing your first five-double-double in NBA history? Gasping for breath, Lilith asked, holding up the microphone and looking at the giant.

According to the previous interview process, Lin Yi would be interviewed after taking a shower, but looking at the black crowd behind Lilith, Lin Yi smiled bitterly and replied: "I didn't think too much about the five pairs, I just played an ordinary regular season game according to the coach's instructions, that's all." ”

(He's so calm!) ）

Lilith, who was barefoot, was shocked twice by Lin Yi's calmness and calmness.

Crooked! That's five pairs! You can get a little excited, okay?

Clay, who happened to pass behind Lin Yi, looked at Lin Yi, who was unusually calm, and suddenly remembered something, but as an excellent licking dog, Clay did not demolish Lin Yi.

Who knows who was the guy who was smiling like a fool when he just got back to the locker room?

Before being overwhelmed by the crowd behind her, Lilith hurriedly asked her second question, "Lin, before this night, no one in the NBA had ever been able to complete a five-double, but you managed to do it tonight, what do you think is the key to achieving a five-double?" ”

After Lilith finished asking this question, she was pulled aside by several reporters behind her, but before her microphone disappeared, Lin Yi answered the question.

"I think we had a good team and with the help of my teammates, I didn't pay much attention to my stats, in fact, I didn't know until the end that I had five doubles." Lin Yi replied without blushing or beating his heart.

After listening to Lin Yi's answer, the veteran Pierce shook his head and sighed: "In these years, you can't go on if you don't have a thick skin." ”

Jokic and Gobert were thoughtful, and Gobert said, "The boss is the boss, even if it's black, he can say it's white." ”

Jokic patted Gobert on the back of the head, "Rudy, the boss is being interviewed, even if you praise him, he won't hear it." ”

Goebel was stunned, then looked very regretful.

Clay, who knows Lin Yi well, feels that Gobert's child is hopeless, and with this emotional intelligence, sooner or later he will have to watch the water cooler with Paul......

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Lin Yi was interviewed and how to pretend to be forced for the time being, after the game between the Knicks and the Thunder, the entire North America has completely exploded......

The social networking apps you can name are almost all frantically swiping Lin Yi's name.

Because five pairs are too appalling.

On the tubing, Lin Yi's five-pair highlights are hanging high, and the comments are all MVPs......

China, a big-budget and big-budget movie that has just spent hundreds of millions of dollars to promote it is crying, what do you say this is all about...... Why did you hit Lin Yi's traffic helicopter at such a critical time?

Whether it's Weibo or sticking it, all the major forums in China have been occupied by Lin Mi.

Hot search?

It doesn't exist.

In the words of a Weibo programmer, what are the hot searches to buy, we can't even maintain the server.

Social networks in both China and the United States have been completely paralyzed.

People who don't know think that a hacker attacked the servers of these two countries.

"Lin Shen, bypass me and wait for the little fart, my wife is still waiting for me at home!"

"Shut up, your inflatable doll is about to be broken by you, instead of complaining, it's better to work overtime, otherwise we will all have to survive in front of the computer!"

"Woo woo, I can't do it, I'm not doing it anymore, I'll be a programmer in my next life, I'll be a dog!"

What the poor programmers experienced on the night that Lin Yi got five pairs, I'm afraid only they know......

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In New York, when NBA commissioner Xiao Hua learned the news that Lin Yi had made a five-double, the originally red-faced president instantly aged 50 years old......

"It's a storm."

Xiao Hua knows very well that for the entire league, every time Lin Yi detonates public opinion, he is actually helping the NBA to publicize.

It's just that for the internal ...... of the alliance Lin Yi hit five doubles at this juncture, which is equivalent to pushing the alliance to the forefront.

On ESPN's official MVP rankings, Lin Yi quietly returned to the first position, as if he had been number one this season.

Xiao Hua knows that this season's MVP battle is ...... I'm afraid it's going to end early.

Just the thought of letting Lin Yi continue to win the MVP, Xiao Hua was very painful.

What about the reasonable allocation of alliance resources?

This is good, how is this allocated?

But if you continue to play like this, sooner or later the NBA will not become Lin Yi alone?

It's like when people think of the NBA in the 90s, they think of Michael Jordan.

The current Lin Yi has been full of personal heroism.

He simply didn't give his contemporaries a way to live.

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Houston, after Harden glanced at his phone, looked at the rising sun in Houston, and said slowly: "It's dawn." ”

In Los Angeles, James couldn't sleep well all night, although the recent cooperation with Kobe Bryant was quite good, but after learning the news that Lin Yi played a five-double, the little emperor felt so tired.

In Kobe's villa, the basketball hoop at four o'clock in the morning was a little lonely, as if waiting for the owner to wake him up, but unfortunately, the basketball hoop waited all night, and what was heard was the wheezing of the dog man and woman.

Golden State, the happy expression of the elementary school student made Ayesha very annoyed.

Ayesha doesn't understand, can Lin Yi make you so happy when he hits five pairs?

Wake up, Stephen, he's the right match for this season's regular season MVP!

It's a pity that Ayesha will never understand how strong the friendship between Lin Yi and Curry is.

For Curry, he and Lin Yi are also friends and enemies, what do they share with each other?

Durant was not interviewed after the Nyere fight.

Even though he scored a career-high 58 points, but for some reason, Durant was as uncomfortable as drinking the bath water of Lin Yi and his widowed sister.

Durant who didn't sleep well chose to go home and play games to vent, and after losing several games in a row, Durant said angrily: "What the hell is six black cuts? Is this a game still interesting? ”

But having said that, after losing another game, Durant decisively chose the mid-laner male knife in the next one, and then silently joined the Black Cut God Cult.

If you can't beat him, join him.

12 hours after Lin Yi's five-double storm passed......

Lin Yi, who flew to Sacramento with his teammates, was able to get some sleep.

Lin Yi, who was asleep, had a dream.

In his dream, he dreamed that he lost to Curry in the Finals, and the elementary school student made 20 three-pointers in a single game.

After waking up, Lin Yi, who found that it was a dream, said with emotion: "Sure enough, it's still reality...... It's too crooked in my dreams. ”

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PS: Speaking of which, the chapter almost four hours ago was the first update, so there will definitely be a second one.

PS2: Hell Two Beasts are coming.

PS3: Recently, I've seen a lot of people say that I'm floating, that I'm hypocritical, which is very uncomfortable, but there's no point in continuing to explain to them...... Because those who understand me naturally understand. Life doesn't die, death doesn't stop, stay up late, no matter how hard and tired you are, Ah Xin will also send this second watch.