We inquired all the way to the quicksand town government.

People on the road still thought we were making movies, and they were vying for our autographed photos.

It's a pity that my old pig didn't study hard before, so that I can't even write my own name well today. Of course, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha are the same as me. So, most of the time, it was Master who supported us.

Don't laugh at my old pig's clumsiness, I can't handle the words I write; I also showed my hand, but the man said that the words I signed were too ugly, saying that he was afraid that it would affect my reputation, so he finally decided to ask the master to sign a fake one.

No wonder many people are practicing signing nowadays, it turns out that they are preparing for future fame, why don't I have this foresight? I thought that the "Bajie fan" who was afraid that I would be laughed at must be afraid that others would say that he was bragging: how could the signature of the celebrity Zhu Bajie be so ugly, it must be fake.

Everything that passes through the hands of celebrities must be good, and good things must also pass through the hands of celebrities; From this aspect, celebrities must sign beautifully, otherwise they will not be considered celebrities.

I heard that the remake of "Journey to the West" is in Liusha Town, and reporters from TV and radio stations of all sizes have heard the news and come to interview, asking us to talk about our plans for this film.

Previously, those citizens did not believe that we were Tang Seng, Sun Wukong, Sha Monk and Zhu Bajie himself who learned from the scriptures in the Tang Dynasty, and I thought that those people had low consciousness and no imagination. Now that the reporters are here, they are well-informed and will definitely believe us. Therefore, as if he had met a bosom friend, Brother Monkey said to them from the bottom of his heart: We were the people who learned the scriptures back then, but because Rulai made a joke with us, we came to your era by mistake...... At the end, I interjected and said I wanted them to point me to a place to eat. The reporter is worthy of being a reporter, he is really well-informed and imaginative, and he immediately woke up, saying that this is a phenomenon of time and space disorder, and that our experience is a bit like the movie starring Stephen Chow, except that he is returning from the modern to the past, and we are coming from the past to the modern era - after an interval of thousands of years.

Those reporters were very dedicated, squatted down on the spot to do interviews on the spot, and used live satellite broadcasts to directly announce our every move to the public.

I heard that the scripture learning team of the year is now in front of me, so the whole county is a sensation.

I heard that there was a person who had lived for thousands of years, a monkey that had lived for thousands of years, a pig that had lived for thousands of years, and a monster that had lived for thousands of years, so the whole province was in a sensation.

During the interview, I asked the reporter friend, can you let a few of us take time to eat a bento? No one answered me.

I asked my reporter friend, can you let us go to the toilet first? Still no one answered me.

Senior Brother Sha said don't be too polite, now they are interviewing us for free, you can be casual.

The thought of it being free immediately made me feel relaxed.

Once relaxed, my old pig is easy to pose; Completely unconscious, of course. For example, stilted legs, nose picking, and foot picking. In the past, there was basically no such thing as my old pig in a scene like this, and it was the master and Brother Monkey who stood in front of us as our representatives. I thought there should be no exception this time.

I don't know why, those reporter friends suddenly focused on my old pig - very sharply. I thought I was doing something wrong, and I seemed restless. In my previous experience, it's not a good thing to be noticed.

Unexpectedly, the reporter made an exception and asked me a few questions in person: first, whether I had a relationship with Chang'e, it is said that I wanted to rape Chang'e when I borrowed alcohol; Second, why did you choose to be a pig when you were reincarnated, is it because pigs have some kind of sustenance meaning for you; The third is whether I fished in troubled waters when I bathed in the river with the spider spirits.

In the process of the reporter's questioning, I kept thinking about why they suddenly shifted the topic to my old pig.

Generally speaking, a team like ours only needs the leader to be interviewed, and there is no need to interview a stupid, stupid, and inconspicuous team member. After the reporter asked, I finally figured out this question: it must be related to my legs, nose picking, and foot picking. They may think like this: the one who can do whatever he wants on such a grand occasion must be a big name; Because big-name characters are more fond of posing scores, just like my old pig stilted legs.

As for the three questions raised by my journalist friends, I decided to explain them seriously and carefully so as to set the record straight. Of course, the main thing is that I finally have a chance to show my face, and I feel that I should enjoy this process more.

With regard to the first question asked by a journalist friend, I would like to warn you very seriously not to take your opinions for granted. I really don't have anything to do with Sister Chang'e. I admitted that I drank too much that night, and I also admitted that I thought Sister Chang'e was another woman who wanted to sleep with me - note, I thought she was another woman; also admitted that I hugged Sister Chang'e, but there was absolutely no further action. The term "rape" did not correspond to the situation at the time, and if it were to be investigated, it would only be "unconscious sexual harassment".

As for the second question of the journalist's friend, this question is rather confusing, and I can't tell them completely and honestly, lest they underestimate my IQ again; I have to say that the reason why I was reincarnated as a pig was because I did the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Regarding the third question of the reporter's friend, I went to the river to take the life of the spider spirit at the order of Brother Monkey, and admitted that I had a lustful heart; As for me turning into a carp and burrowing around in the lower gear of the spider spirit, it was purely for fun, and I didn't insult them, let alone take the opportunity to leave things such as "sperm" in their bodies that were harmful to their health.

As soon as he finished speaking, Brother Monkey said that I was pretending to be serious.

It's not a matter of seriousness, it's a matter of one's reputation. My old pig is a person who loves face, so I can't tolerate others talking about the East.