I looked at the food in front of Yiyi, but I couldn't raise my appetite, and the strange feeling in my stomach made me not have any appetite at all......

Yiyi said, "Brother Tian, do you want to come and eat some?" ”

I immediately shook my head and said, "Forget it, I'm in the game, hurry up......"

Hearing this, Yiyi nodded, and began to chew slowly.

I walked slowly to the door of the room, but suddenly I realized, well, I'm going to squat in the toilet, it seems that the toxicity of this meal is really not ordinary!

So I had to go into the toilet quickly, Yiyi saw the flutter laughing, her face was a little red, and she said embarrassedly: "I said how can it be okay, Brother Dragon Soul, they have tried it many times and it is unpalatable......"

I was so depressed that I said, "Then why do you want to do it......"

Yiyi said aggrievedly: "I just want Brother Tian to eat some of the dishes I cooked......"

I didn't do anything to the cute and coquettish Yiyi*, so I had to accept my fate, sad! Such a perfect girl, but she can't cook, it seems that she has to consider learning to cook and be a houseman......

"Brother Tian actually ate something so unpalatable on a table! That's nice! Yiyi said movingly. It seems that she also understands why I eat these things, and I guess if I feed them to the dogs, they will poison the dogs......

I'm helpless, forget it, as long as Yiyi is happy, that's fine, now I don't have time to say anything, I quickly flashed into the toilet and squatted in the toilet......

Half an hour later, I didn't pull out any bird eggs, I came out tragically, Yiyi had finished eating, saw my languishing appearance, very embarrassed, blushing, afraid that I would bully her, so she quickly hid in the room......

I was depressed, and the first night in the villa with Yiyi was going to be like this? I won't feel comfortable today, and I've been squatting on my feet for half an hour.

I wanted to log in to the game, but the pain in my stomach made me turn around helplessly, and then ...... Let's squat on the toilet.

This was repeated 6 times, and when I finally couldn't stand it anymore, the feeling came, and it was accompanied by the song of ice and rain.

The sudden sound made me depressed, and the feeling of just coming suddenly disappeared, so I had to look everywhere, and sure enough, there was also a phone here, in the toilet.

As soon as I picked it up, it was the dragon soul again, and now I was very dissatisfied with him, and I didn't finish the words before, so that I really ate all the food, so that I am now tragically squatting in the toilet, and squatting in the toilet is calling again, and I feel completely gone.

I really want to look up to the sky and scream, all I need now is a quiet environment to put an end to this tragic situation of diarrhea.

Picking up the phone, the treacherous voice of the dragon soul came: "Well, Xiaotian, do you know what my words mean?" ”

I had no choice but to grit my teeth and say, "I know, Dragon Soul Boss, you didn't say it earlier!" Kill me! ”

The dragon soul seemed to have guessed this result, and said indifferently: "You didn't ask me again!" I can't bear to be beaten by the look of your joy. ”

I was speechless, and I thought I would be depressed to death when talking about this topic, so I said unhappily: "You won't just call me to talk about this, right?" Hurry up and say something! ”

The dragon soul no longer touched my moldy head, and said: "That's the case, we haven't seen what it's like since you turned to a hidden profession, and a few of them want to see it, and as soon as they say it, they all want you to appear." ”

I heard that, and it is true, I haven't shown it to this group of good brothers and friends!

So I agreed, "Well, well, tomorrow, I'm afraid I'm not free today." ”

Dragon Soul Qi asked, "What's the matter, what's wrong today?" ”

I was about to talk about the current situation, but the object that had been grinding in my stomach for so long finally came out, and I couldn't help but moan.

"You, you, you won't be ...... with Yiyi, you just lived together and you dared to treat Yiyi like this, even if it was to retaliate against her for eating such an unpalatable thing for you, don't do this, right?" Surprised and slightly angry when he heard about the intermarriage......

Hearing this, the corners of my mouth twitched violently, and I wanted to have the urge to be flattened even more, "Dragon Soul, am I such a person?" ”

The dragon soul said firmly: "Yes! ”

I'm a little speechless.

The dragon soul smiled and said, "Mmmm, I understand your suffering. ”

I was stunned and said, "What? ”

Dragon Soul: "I think you're in the toilet right now......"

"Hmm......" Seeing that someone understood, I reluctantly responded.

"How many times?"

6...... "I replied tragically.

The dragon soul smiled and said, "It's good to get used to it, I was about the same at that time." ”

I'm convulsing again, still used to it? I'm afraid I'll have to go to the hospital again.

"Then you keep up the good work, tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock, remember to come to Moonlight City. I'm going to kill that b first. The dragon soul couldn't help but smile and said.

I'm a little speechless, why does the dragon soul always have a b fight.

……

Finally solved, my legs trembled and supported me, and our bones were almost skinny bones, very light and light. But it's still so hard.

When I stood up, I felt as if my legs didn't exist, they didn't belong to me, I only felt numb, and I almost fell down several times when I walked.

So, I am even more determined that I will never let Yiyi cook in the future! Otherwise, there will be endless troubles.

Lying on the *, even though this soft wear is very good and comfortable, but I still can't sleep, finally, I don't know how long later, my feet are not numb, I immediately fell asleep, this state, I don't know if I can get up normally before eight o'clock tomorrow morning, I'm afraid, I'm going to oversleep.

The physical and mental exhaustion, the pain of squatting in the toilet for several hours, is not something to be said casually.

……

I was groggy and reluctant to get up on this soft *, and I don't know how long it took before I felt someone pulling me and calling me by name.

I barely opened my eyes to see Yiyi's cute little face appear in front of me.

Yiyi's little face was a little red, and said, "Brother Tian, it's up!" Why are you so snooze, didn't you talk to Brother Dragon Soul about going online at 8 o'clock? It's 9 o'clock now. ”

I climbed out of the quilt and touched my nose, it turned out that it was so late, I smiled bitterly, looked at the little beauty in front of me, and said, "It's not because of you, you actually make this kind of thing for me to eat." ”

Yiyi was slightly aggrieved, "Then I knew so much that you would eat them all, and I wanted to stop it, but I didn't move when I saw you eating so happily......"

I'm depressed, and the expectant eyes will want to stop it? Helpless!

I didn't do it*, I had already eaten the loss, and I couldn't say anything about Yiyi, so I had to take advantage of it and make Yiyiqiao's face red, and then I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face.

I ate something that Yiyi ordered back yesterday because I didn't eat it and didn't finish it, and it tasted really good, this thing originally tasted good is one reason, and I just ate the dinner of the coerbee poison made by Yiyi and I was tasting this is also a reason......

With a slight angry glare, I laughed and went to the room, into the phantom. Yiyi too.