039 The Ascension of Chickens and Dogs
"You say, you want me to fall for your illusion?"
Ah Bai swallowed a bite of potato chips, "Illusion is a combat method that requires extremely high IQ and combat literacy, and now you can't even use chakra to interfere with my facial features, how can you make me fall into hallucinations?" ”
"You know illusions?"
Hearing such a technical term from the mouth of Ah Baishe, Xiao Yang was quite shocked.
"You don't look at who I am, I'm a supernova born in the Dragon's Cave, in the Hidden Nest, in the lair of snakes, Ah Bai! The descendants of the White Snake Immortals in the Dragon Land Cave, the most noble and noble White Phosphorus Snake! And our White Phosphorus Snake clan is the best at using illusions! ”
Ah Bai raised his head, very proud.
"Didn't you just say that you forgot yourself in the years, are you just a strip now?"
Ah Bai rolled up the bag of potato chips after eating and handed it to Xiao Yang.
"What do you mean?" Xiao Yang looked puzzled.
"The experience time has expired, if you want to continue to watch the cutest pet Wang of the Genius Society, you only need to renew."
What about dignity! What about dignity! What about your dignity as a white phosphorus serpent!
Xiao Yang sighed, but still handed Ah Bai Snake a new packet of potato chips.
Ah Bai didn't drag the mud and water, "Wang! ”
Wang finished walking the snake.
"Wait, I didn't give you something to eat for your sake! You give me back! ”
"And what do you want to do to me? Want me to be your enchantment? OK, a piece of cake. However, special services are available for an additional fee. ”
"Who made you my magic?! Have you forgotten that you were originally my psychic beast?! ”
"I forgot myself in the years, and now I ......"
"Stop, get back, tell me about illusion!"
"But I don't know how to use illusions."
Ah Bai wagged his tail, and the bag of potato chips rattled.
"You said again that you White Phosphorus Snake Clan are the best at using illusions?"
"People are still young and can't use it, but my father and Ah Bai will blame it."
"Then you hurry back and help me ask your father, Ah Baiwei, what should I pay attention to in illusions!"
"It's impossible to go back, it's impossible to go back for a while......"
Seeing where Ah Bai Snake was talking again, Xiao Yang hurriedly shouted to stop, "Okay, let's go!" ”
"I don't know how to use illusions, I still know the knowledge of illusions, this is the inheritance of our white phosphorus snake clan."
Xiao Yang exhaled a cloudy breath, and he missed the taste of snake soup a little......
"You don't have a good foundation, and if you want to make the enemy fall into illusions, it's very important to improve your own strength. On top of that, there's a way to get your enemies into illusions. ”
Ah Bai didn't know how many packets of chips he ate.
"What's the solution?"
"Delirium your foe and cast illusions on him."
"Isn't that redundant?!"
"What do you mean by doing more! I'll rush up and bite the enemy first, and your crude illusion might just work!" ”
"What do you mean by that?"
Ah Bai opened his mouth, revealing his sharp fangs, "The special toxin I secrete can temporarily disrupt the flow of energy in the enemy's body and paralyze the enemy's nerves. Illusion works by disrupting the enemy's chakra and interfering with the opponent's facial features. ”
"You mean?"
"Yes, do you understand your situation, mortal?"
“……”
"Ouch! You ungrateful bug! Let go of me, let go of me, let go of me! If you pull it any longer, I'm going to vomit the chips in my stomach! ”
……
"In other words, even if my foundation is not good, as long as you and I cooperate, I can make the other party fall into my illusion?"
"That's right, but as I said, special services, additional charges."
Seeing Ah Bai Snake mentioning potato chips again, Xiao Yang collapsed.
I feel that my psychic beast is so useless, a bag of potato chips can be worth a few dollars, doesn't it know that the "magic card" in the hand of the rich woman Coco is the embodiment of power?
Abbas: "One more thing, I have to warn you, even if the two of us cooperate, the illusion effect will only last for 1 second at most. ”
"Why does it only last 1 second? I don't have a lot of chakra, but it should be enough to last the illusion for a while. ”
"It's none of your business, my toxin only lasts for a second."
"Why don't you have any staying power? How can it be done in a second, and what can it be done in a second? ”
When Ah Bai heard this, he was immediately unhappy, "One second is super useful!" You can save a packet of potato chips and make your enemies snort for free. ”
Wang, your sister, Wang!
……
After Ah Bai hiccuped, Xiao Yang finally calmed down.
Ah Bai: "Although I can help you, illusion is a profound skill, and you still need to practice well to be proficient in using it, especially at your level." ”
was despised, but Xiao Yang couldn't refute it.
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Xiao Yang's phantom attribute growth is very fascinating, and he has not been able to break ten so far.
"Even if you want to practice, you have to make my illusion work. I said, you don't want to take the opportunity to bite someone, do you? Let me tell you, don't mess around, there are many people around here, and if you go up randomly, you may not be able to come back. ”
"Biting? You want to be beautiful. I won't indulge with you! This way my nutrition will not be able to keep up. ”
"Isn't it secreting toxins? Why are you indulgent with me? And can you put it another way! ”
"In short, I won't do it, I am a noble white phosphorus snake, and the toxins in my body are also extremely precious, and it is impossible for you to use them for practice."
"Then how do you let me practice?"
"Go and cast your illusions on creatures with low IQs and weak mental resistance."
"That's what I thought when I was looking for you......"
Ah Bai tilted his head, wondering what he meant.
After a long time, it finally reacted, "Ah! Stupid worm how dare you despise me, a noble white phosphorus serpent! Yes! Don't pull, don't pull! If I pull it any longer, I'm going to vomit all the potato chips in my stomach! ”
……
In order to practice illusion, Xiao Yang followed Ah Bai's instructions and looked for rookies.
Yes, the literal kind, it's the chicken for cooking.
Coincidentally, there is such a place in the Arashijo Psionic Academy. Behind the canteen where Xiao Yang often goes to rub rice, there is a chicken pen.
Xiao Yang took the Aba snake to the outside of the chicken pen......
Abbas: "When humans fall into illusion, they will stop all movement. Your eyes seem to be able to manipulate creatures other than humans with illusions, and it's easier to manipulate creatures than to create illusions, so you try to use your illusions to control the rookie first. ”
Ah Bai looked at the fat hen in the chicken pen, and couldn't be interested, it was already full.
Abai: "There is no energy flow in this rookie's body, which saves you a lot of trouble, so you just need to look at it, use chakra to interfere with its five senses, and let it fall into your environment." ”
Let Ah Bai snake guide, Xiao Yang was very uncomfortable, but for the sake of practice, Xiao Yang endured.
"Okay, now use illusion to convey your will to it, like making it think it's a wahoo, and try to control it to make a wooping sound."
Xiao Yang began to exert force, and the hen opened her mouth with his control, "Coo!" Goo-goo! ”
“……”
Xiao Yang: "Wang, your sister! It can't make this sound at all, okay? It's a cooing chicken! How do I prove that my illusion has succeeded? ”
Abai: "What's the use of you and me being in a hurry!" You can try to control it and do something else, eh, look! ”
Xiao Yang followed the prestige, only to see that the hen who had been illusioned by him before was on the ground, and the golden rooster was independent, lifting 1 fat buttocks, facing the wall, shooting a beautiful arc.
……
The chicken pen was very lively that day, and the cooing chickens cooed together with each other, unlocking all kinds of strange poses.
It's a pity that those postures that are not shy and impatient were glimpsed from the surveillance video by the breeder's big bad lewdness.
Soon, a group of personnel from the health department came to Lancheng Psionic Academy.
Later, Xiao Yang looked at the green vegetables in front of him in the cafeteria, thinking that he hadn't eaten chicken for a long time......