Glory to return home

Because Brother Monkey is not used to being rushed to TV, and Senior Brother Sha doesn't like to be pointed at him all day long, although my old pig likes to be in the limelight, but he doesn't like to be called "Zhu Bajie" - because of the word "pig", so that night, we did not live in the officially arranged suite, but found a clean hotel to stay in outside.

Now that we have come back, half of the original plan has been lost: according to the plan in advance, we will still return to the Tang Dynasty and be rewarded for our merits in front of the Tang King; Now the reward is received, but not in the Tang Dynasty. No wonder Senior Brother Sha said that he couldn't accept it.

It is not difficult to adapt to the environment, after all, several of us are highly educated people who have been abroad and seen the world, and the difficulty lies in the communication with modern people.

Although we are now celebrities, as long as we are willing to show our faces, we can get the attention of others, but there are also communication problems.

For example, when my old pig went out to buy steamed buns, they called it "a few cents a piece", and we used to call it "a few cents a piece"; For example, in the past, when you went to shout, you had to ask "where is the thatched house", but now it is popular to say "toilet" or "toilet"; Another example is that when Master goes out to greet people, he can no longer say "Amitabha" like before, but has to change his name to "Hello", poor Master has been saying mantra for decades, and now he has to change it all at once, which is really embarrassing for him...... There are many more things like this, and I can't finish talking about them for a while, so I'd better stop for the time being and talk about it when I have a chance later.

Getting back to the point, the four of us have summed it up and decided to act according to our previous plan.

Master said that it was imperative that we integrate into this completely unfamiliar environment more quickly, and that it was only a matter of time before other arrangements would not be disturbed much because of this.

Before implementing the plan, a few of us, except for Master, had to go back and make a decision about the events we had left over from that year. Brother Monkey wants to go back to Huaguo Mountain to visit his children, and by the way, explore the surrounding environment, he hasn't been back for thousands of years, and the changes must be great. My old pig wants to go back to see how my father-in-law is doing, mainly to see how Sister Lan is. This "how" of course refers to how the future will be arranged, because we are now people in two worlds, and we are not still in the Tang Dynasty as we imagined before. Senior Brother Sha didn't have much to worry about with Master, so he decided to stay in Quicksand Town and wait for me and Brother Monkey to come back and discuss it in the long run.

The next day, we all had a cold, cough and runny nose. At first, I thought it was due to soil and water adaptation, but then we went to the hospital for examination, and the doctor told us that it was caused by a respiratory infection.

I realized that there must be something wrong with the air we breathed when we ran with the plane yesterday.

It seems that it is better to fly less in the future.

There are so many kinds of snacks in this era, even if I eat it with my old belly open, I still can't eat it all. Later, I finally understood that people pay attention to innovation, for example, the front flour can only be made into steamed buns and steamed buns, but now people can make it into fritters and instant noodles...... I understand: snacks can never be eaten, because new snacks are made every day.

I don't know if this is a relatively new discovery.

According to the gods in the sky, the air in them is also seriously polluted. Like us, many of them have respiratory diseases, the most serious of which is tuberculosis. Many immortals are applying to relocate to live on the ground.

This time, I decided to take a boat directly to Gaojiazhuang. I already know the feeling of taking a plane, it is better to ride the clouds, but I have not yet experienced the taste of taking a boat.

Brother Monkey is an acute child, and he can't be slow, so he decided to return to Huaguo Mountain in the clouds.

Master and Brother Sha both advised him to take care of his health, and he still said with a big grin that he was not afraid, and said that it didn't matter if he died a few more times.

I know that Brother Monkey has seventy-two lives, and he can have room to squander, and he can say things like that; But Master and Senior Brother Sha are different, although they have now become King Kong's incorruptible body, they don't have as many lives as Brother Monkey, so they feel that they should still cherish it.

Perhaps it is this reason: the less people who have, the more they know how to cherish it, and the more afraid they are of losing, because they know that what they have is not easy to come by; The more people who have, the less they value what they have, probably because they have forgotten something, or they have never experienced something.

My old pig is an exception.

Although I have 32 changes, I also feel that I should cherish every change and live every time, otherwise it will be a waste.

And waste is shameful.

Every period of time, like every life of Brother Monkey, is very short, the only difference is that some people make it wonderful and fulfilling, while others make it seem boring and boring. I wish I belonged to the former, even though I had thirty-two lives.

Brother Monkey went before me. It took a lot of time for the old pig to queue up to buy tickets. When I got on the boat, I found my room and lay down, and I immediately felt hungry. So I decided to go out and buy something to eat.

The person who bought the goods said that they would not accept bank cards, only cash.

At the beginning, I felt that the bank card was not easy to use with cash, but now I really let my old pig run into it. I think it was better for the master to ask them for cash, after all, they could use it anywhere, but the bank card was different. The most widely accepted, while not necessarily the best, is certainly the most convenient, such as cash. It's all because the master is too easy to speak, and it is estimated that people only used two good words to send him out.

Thinking about it, I know that cash is better, even if I have more on my body, I don't care, anyway, my old pig has strength.

I also know that it's not that the old pig doesn't have a little responsibility: remember to withdraw the money in advance, and there will be nothing?