"Stupid stinky snake pill, in vain I am the first to think of you every time I have good news, it's really unjust, forget it, I'll find someone else to watch the performance of Qiu Mingshan!"

As he spoke, Jiraiya jumped off the experimental bench and walked out in a huff.

"Akinayama? Wait a minute! ”

A pale and slender palm clasped Jiraiya's shoulder, "I'll go with you." ”

"Haha, stinky snake pill, I said no in my mouth, but my body is very honest!"

Jiraiya happily patted Orochimaru's chest and said, "But before that, we have to find a way to steal something called a movie ticket from Sarutobi-sensei." ”

"Is it the same as grabbing the bell back then?" A smile appeared on the corner of Orochimaru's mouth, as if he remembered something interesting.

"What kind of eyes are you? Back then, this great genius was just a momentary mistake, and he was tied to a stake! ”

Jiraiya reached out to grab Orochimaru's face, but he flashed it easily.

"Stupid, think about it, that's Mr. Ape Fei, if you don't call Tsunade, it's just the two of us, you may not be able to succeed!" Orochimaru calmly analyzed while dodging Jiraiya's Wang Hachi.

"Tsunade? No, no, no, you can't call Tsunade! ”

Jiraiya shook his head into a rattle and said, "The two of us can handle this matter, I already have a detailed plan......

……

At the end of the day's work, Ape Fei Ri changed into civilian clothes and walked home humming a little song.

During the interval of the war, the tense expression is suddenly relieved, but it will make people love life more.

For example, Sarutobi stopped in front of a bookstore down the street.

Sarutobi Shinnosuke's birthday is approaching, and I heard that Shinichi Yamanaka said that the kid has been doing very well in school recently, and maybe he, as a father, should also buy him a gift?

When it comes to gifts for children, what could be more appropriate than a book?

Thinking like this, Ape Fei Ri Slash walked into the bookstore.

"But...... Let's take a little bit of the child's business a little later......"

As soon as he entered the bookstore, Ape Fei Ri Ji habitually moved his attention to the adult book area, and now the great writer has not yet started writing, so the books here are basically some simple and violent truth books.

Although it is simple and violent, these truth-writing books are quite popular, and not only civilians, but also ninja adults will come often.

Therefore, the owner of the bookstore has humanely dimmed the lighting in this area, so as not to affect the reading and appreciation, and at the same time, to ensure that everyone's face is not easy to be seen.

Such a caring service is naturally very welcome, and as a Hokage, it is also very important to maintain a healthy and upward personal image.

Therefore, after pretending to look through some books such as "The Will of Fire Anthology", "Heroes of the Land of Fire", and "Maintenance and Repair of Walk-behind Tractors", Ape Fei Ri Chop slowly moved to the edge of the adult book area, and then quickly used the instantaneous technique to plunge into the ocean of "knowledge".

Plugging his nostrils with two balls of tissue paper to prevent bleeding, Sarutobi Hichisha looked flirtatiously admiring the art imported from Yunokuni, the pair of majestic headlights that made him dizzy.

"That...... That one...... Hokage Ojisan, could you please sign my book......"

Suddenly, a soft and glutinous voice sounded in the ears of Ape Feiri, almost scaring him to death.

Raising his head, Ape Fei Ri saw a fair-skinned girl with long black straight hair, dressed in white and couldn't really see it in the dim light, but the image of Chu Chu and lovely was clear at a glance.

"How do you know I'm the Hokage?" Ape Fei Ri was a little depressed, how could such a dim light be recognized.

"Snakes have good eyesight in the dark......

"What?"

"Just kidding, I mean, Hokage Oji-san, you forgot to extinguish the smoking gun!"

At this time, Ape Fei Ri found that when he entered the bookstore, his dry smoking gun was not completely extinguished, and there was a spark, which was particularly conspicuous in the dim light.

It turned out that there was a mistake here.,Sarutobi had to pull out the tissue that was already full of blood in his nose.,Put "Miss Mizuakane Out of the Bath" back on the bookshelf in a serious way.,Then take out the ninja bag.,Ready to take out the charcoal that ninjas often accompany him.。

However, at this moment, the voice of the bookstore owner came from not far away, and he deliberately spoke so loudly that even Sarutobi who was deep in the adult book area could hear it clearly.

"It's Mrs. Biwako, why did you come up with the idea of coming to our bookstore today?"

"Oh, it was the little guy from Jiraiya who brought me here, and he said that Shinnosuke had told him privately that he wanted to get a set of Ninja Basics Workbook as a birthday present, no, I came to buy it.

You have to be careful to keep it secret, and I'm going to surprise Shinnosuke on his birthday in two days. ”

……

"How could there be such a coincidence!"

The cold sweat that cut off the corners of Ape Feiri's forehead flowed down instantly, and in the face of death, the little girl in front of her suddenly became unfragrant.

Hurriedly signed her name hastily, and Ape Fei Ri immediately checked whether there were any mistakes in her body, and then, she noticed the ticket in the ninja bag to watch that kind of performance.

Cold sweat was dripping, ticking to the ground.

Originally, I just had to hide these two bills in advance, but now that I hit Lake Biwa head-on, I have to go home with her......

And as soon as he got home, Lake Biwa would check his ninja bag......

Thinking of this, Ape Feiri cut his heart and planned to hide the movie ticket in some indescribable place, but when he turned his head, the innocent girl was still by his side.

Sighing, Ape Fei Ri knew that there was no other choice, so he could only reluctantly throw the movie ticket on the bookshelf, and then walked out casually.

"Huh? Suncut, why are you here? What did you just come from? Are there any good books? ”

"Well, Lake Biwa, there are books over there about the postpartum care of cows, cows are a very important resource for agriculture, as a Hokage I have to strengthen my learning, but these contents are very boring, you will definitely not like it...... You say yes, store manager? ”

"Oh...... Yes, yes, very boring, boring, only bulls and professionals would be interested......"

……

Lake Biwa and Sarutobi leave with a birthday present for their son, and a short time later, Jiraiya, who was standing on the roof, also waited for Orochimaru.

"Yo Xi, the stinky snake pill is well done!"

Not only did I get the qualification to watch erotic performances, but I also managed to get my good friends to wear women's clothes, today is really a meaningful day!

Jiraiya looked at the two movie tickets in Orochimaru's hand, and his face bloomed with joy.

But then, he was bitten on the buttocks by Orochimaru's snake, and rolled off the roof with a scream.

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