The world scolds me for being a pervert, and I sigh that the world can't see through it!

If you don't borrow the golden eyes of the great sage, who can know that I am kind-hearted!

So wet, so wet!

Someone has limited ink in his stomach, and when he makes a peerless sentence, he can only be satisfied in his heart, and he doesn't dare to show it off.

"I remember the first time we met, you and I weren't so heart-to-heart."

I didn't have much contact with Xue Qihua, and even this time, it was only three times.

But what someone remembers the most is the picky mother-in-law who dislikes him and dislikes him to the extreme. Because of that, she is still easier to accept.

The last two ......

Hehe!

Speechless!

"You have to say different things on different occasions, do you still need me to teach you? Especially when dealing with different people. ”

Xue Qihua had a preachy tone.

With this IQ, is it like a stupid woman who has been deceived by Wang Tianhua for many years and played with in the palm of her hand?

Whoever thinks that way is a pig!

Seeing Li Qingshan's eyes shining at him, Xue Qihua smiled lightly, got down from the high chair, and reached out to hold his hand.

"Let's go, dance with Auntie."

If she says "dance with me", Li Qingshan may hesitate, or even slip away.

But she calls herself "aunt", Li Qingshan can only be an obedient junior, and she is just dancing anyway.

The small dance floor of the bar is usually full of energetic songs and dances, although there will be some light songs and slow songs, but the time is generally not too long.

Patience is over!

"You don't have to hug it so tightly, do you? I can't run? ”

The future mother-in-law is clinging to her body, and someone is really a little unbearable.

"What do you want? The guy in the back wanted to touch my ass, so I dodged it. ”

After Xue Qihua finished speaking, his body had already moved away, keeping a polite distance from him.

"Who? I'll kick him to death! ”

To avoid embarrassment, someone begins to look away.

This misjudgment is really embarrassing!

"Alright, leave him alone. Coming to a place full of your kind, it is inevitable that you will suffer. ”

Xue Qihua stopped him, if he really wanted to make a move, it would be lively.

Consciousness is so high!

It seems that Wang Tianhua's big head has become lush, which is inevitable!

Seeing that he didn't belong and his eyes flickered, he knew that he didn't think of anything good, and Xue Qihua couldn't help but raise his foot and step on him.

"What are you thinking?"

Oops!

Even if I'm honest......

You can't always bully like that!

Li Qingshan stomped his foot twice to relieve the pain.

"I didn't think about anything."

At this time, to tell the truth, it is stupid!

"Are you wondering how many men I've slept with?"

Xue Qihua's eyes were burning, and he seemed to be able to see his heart.

"How could it be! How could I be so bored! ”

Li Qingshan denied it.

That's what you said!

I didn't say anything!

"I've only had three men alive, and I've married two of them. It would be a lie to say that I was fidelity, but I can say that I was cleaner than any woman in this bar. It can even be said that it is cleaner than most women nowadays. ”

Xue Qihua was very honest when he said this, and he didn't mean to be ashamed at all.

However, Li Qingshan can't comment on this topic, because society has changed, and many standards have also changed, who can say for sure whether she is good or bad?

As long as she didn't do anything to murder her ex-husband, he treated her as good, regardless of whether she had three men or thirty men......

"But if I hadn't met you tonight, maybe there would have been a fourth...... Now that I've figured it out, why take other people's mistakes and abuse yourself? ”

Xue Qihua smiled indifferently, and under his drive, he suddenly turned around.

Someone else's mistake?

What does the surname Wang want to play?

Seeing that he was thinking again, Xue Qihua withdrew his hand and patted him on the forehead.

"I don't dance, dancing with you really hurts my self-esteem, I'm always absent-minded...... It seems that people are old, but they are not as attractive as little girls, and the charm of the year has long been worn out by time. ”

Belch!

Why are you still sad?

With your identity, no matter how attractive you are, we can't be too involved, right?

Mistakes will be made!

Li Qingshan walked out of the dance floor with her and found that she had taken her coat and handbag, as if she was leaving.

"Be kind to Xiao Fan, even if she does something wrong, you have to forgive her, after all, she really wants to live with you for the rest of her life...... This kind of place, come less often in the future. ”

Xue Qihua dropped these words and left first.

Except for the last sentence, the rest of the ......

How does it sound so unpleasant?

Li Qingshan stood at the door and tasted it carefully, but still felt that it was tasteless......

No matter, let it be!

Turning back to the bar, he began to search for the location of Nian Nian and Fusheng, and since Fusheng's goal was too big, he quickly found it.

But who was the woman who drank with them?

Why is it so familiar?

Li Qingshan strode over, grabbed someone's hair, and dragged it out.

The action is very yellow and violent!

Elder brother!

You've drunk too much!

That's a girl!

Wei Fusheng was about to jump out and reason with someone, after all, he was a person who didn't help his relatives, how could he see the evil forces doing so evil in front of him!

Beauty is not for bullying!

“Fuck！ You're bullying me again! ”

As a result, the girl fought back first.

Then Wei Fusheng was dumbfounded, because he saw a head of golden hair fluttering out, and the girl's charm value soared by several points.

It's still my brother's eyes poisonous!

"How beautiful is that!" Li Qingshan also praised it, and casually threw away the wig, "People cover up your ugliness and you cover your beauty, this is also a play of personality?" ”

I really don't think that the wig dyed burgundy can beat her golden hair.

Natural is the most beautiful!

"You have to take care of it."

The woman bared her teeth in dissatisfaction, looking like she wanted to bite.

"Barbie or Bardot?"

The two sisters look too similar, and Li Qingshan always can't tell the difference, especially when they are angry.

It's even more like that!

It's carved out of a mold!

"Guess!"

Barbie won't tell him honestly.

Not......

Bastard!

Another sneak attack!

After the anger, Barbie suddenly realized a very serious problem: why didn't I struggle and didn't slap him?

Is it a rare experience to go back and brush your teeth for an hour?

She didn't find the answers to these questions until someone's tongue withdrew from her mouth and her lips parted from hers.

"You're Bardo, you're done."

In fact, Li Qingshan can't tell the difference between their sisters at all, but he thinks that he has only kissed Baduo, and only she can let him kiss for so long, without any resistance, if he changes Barbie, he will definitely come over with a big pot sticker.

So he made a judgment with confidence!

……

Believe it or not, I'll bite you to death!

Barbie was depressed, just kissing her, and she actually got the wrong person, which was damn to the extreme.

Didn't you say that Huaxia had five elements of divine thunder, why didn't you throw five hundred on him!

Blow up the paste, forget it!

"Yes and what? If you keep your mouth shut, I'll kill you!" ”

Now it's even more embarrassing to admit that she is Barbie, so she has no choice but to pretend to be her sister temporarily.

"It's not that I want to kiss, it's just that I don't use this method, I can't guess, tell me directly next time, it's okay."

On external issues, Li Qingshan never thinks that he has done wrong, and he always puts the fault on the other party's head before it is finished.

If you want to blame it, blame you for being a foreign girl, change to a Chinese one, we will definitely give preferential treatment!

……

Stinky and shameless!

You didn't guess right when you kissed!

Barbie squeezed and squeezed her fist, but finally held back. She is not sure to deal with him now, and she can only endure it for the time being.

She is not afraid of death, but she is afraid of suffering greater losses!

"No matter what you say, forcibly kissing a girl is uncivilized and ungentlemanly!"

Although it is a bit of nonsense to talk about civilization and gentlemen with a scoundrel, she can't find any other excuse.

Civilization?

Gentleman?

Nian Nian and Wei Fusheng glanced at someone in unison, and then shook their heads together.

These two words will never have anything to do with him!

"Don't talk about these useless things, why are you still staying in Longhai and not leaving? What's bad to hold back? ”

Li Qingshan didn't want to discuss with her what civilization is not civilized, gentlemen are not gentlemen, what is there to discuss?

Western civilization is a history of plunder!

According to their logic, isn't it always whose ship is strong, and who has the right to speak and decide?

It's not the same if you change it to a fist!

I'll just kiss you!

If you have the ability, you can kiss back!

Who's afraid of whom!

"What can we hold back? It's not you! Now that we are on vacation, can't we stay in Huaxia to eat delicious food? ”

Barbie didn't lie this time, the only thing she has done recently except for hanging around with nothing to do is eating.

All kinds to eat!

Bardo didn't act with her anymore, because she felt too ashamed.

They are arrogant killers, not cute foodies!

Don't pull the style too low!

It's like I've been doing bad things......

It's you who came to kill me, and I didn't run to kill you, so let's not talk the other way, okay?

Although she was full of complaints, Li Qingshan could also see that she was not lying.

Moreover, there are few that can resist the charm of Chinese cuisine.

"Absolutely! Eat as much as you want, as long as your stomach is full, and you are not afraid of becoming a fat woman, you can eat as much as you want. I don't care about any of this, but I have a small request, I don't know if you can agree? ”

"You say."

Barbie looked at him curiously, what are you going to ask for such a serious book?

As long as it's not a marriage proposal, everything is negotiable!

"I've been a little busy lately, even if your vacation is over, can you not come to make trouble for me and let me delay for a few days?"

At the end of their vacation, it was time to regain the killing blade, Li Qingshan didn't want to fight on multiple sides, after all, he was too tired because he lacked skills.

However, discussing these with the killer in a serious manner, and looking like he was going to make a treaty, can be regarded as a precedent.

"I can promise you and reveal the information to you privately, but I have one condition."

Since we sit down and talk, both sides must have something to give, otherwise there is no point in talking about anything.

Who wants to make a loss-making deal?

"On what terms?"

Li Qingshan can only hope that she won't open her mouth now.

"It doesn't matter if you have an order or not, I will come to kill you, otherwise it will be difficult to eliminate the hatred in my heart. But if you don't kill me, you have to let me go at least three times, how about it? ”

Barbie made a very excessive condition.

Ahem!

Think about it......

Is it okay not to kill you?