Yijian reacted at this time and roared, "Okay! Sing what you sing! This is not the place to sing if you want, next time you can sing again! I'll talk about mine too. I have created a set of SS-level swordsmanship, which can be attacked and defended, and I name it 'Falling Flower Sword Technique'! What do you think? Not bad! ”

Mai Ming laughed: "Why don't you call it 'Falling Flowers and Flowing Water' swordsmanship?" It's me, it's called 'fart and urine flow' swordsmanship! Kill the monster and let the farts flow! ”

Yijian scolded with a smile: "You know a fart!" I call it 'Falling Flower Sword Technique' for a reason! This name is both nice and meaningful, where is it like you came up with this, something or something, vulgar! Tacky! ”

After hearing this, Mai Ming laughed again: "What does it mean?" It's not like holding a rose in your mouth and shouting when you see someone: Come and see! I'm the 'Flower Hero', come and see my 'Falling Flower Sword Technique'. Then he threw the word to the man and shouted: Look at the falling flowers! "It's funny to be talking and making movements.

Yijian scolded with a smile: "you, don't interrupt!" 'A bunch of meat heroes'! After laughing, he said solemnly: "Maybe you don't know, I'm from Liaoning's 'Floating Flower Villa', I don't know if you understand?" ”

After hearing this, Mai Ming laughed again: "What don't you know, your retro style is very prosperous!" I also know that you are the second son of the villa, Mo Jingyun! It's already good-looking.,Back in the game, I'm going to adjust my appearance.,Make it look like a little white face.,Think I can't recognize you! Sample! Otherwise, I wouldn't have accepted you as my little brother! Ha ha! ”

With a sword qi, he said, "It turns out that you know me!" Then you have already calculated that you will accept me as a little brother? What an old fox! ”

Mai Ming put on a bitter gourd face and said, "Wronged! I mean it! The sun represents my heart! ”

The farmer interrupted his hypocritical contrived show and said, "Yes! I think anyone who practices martial arts will know! ”

"Of course, I know that. The fame of Floating Flower Villa is very great! It is especially famous for its swordsmanship! The fame of swordsmanship is better than the fame of the villa! I replied.

Yijian was overjoyed and said, "I can't think of it! Our retro family is often scolded by the people! Say that we corrupt the social atmosphere! However, it's true that it's quite famous! After speaking, he sighed and said: "Our family's swordsmanship is to evaluate the level of martial arts by swinging sword flowers!" Swinging 10 sword flowers is the strongest, and you can almost reach the point where you can't get wet when you splash water! It's a pity I can't! After saying that, I was a little frustrated.

Mai Ming patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be discouraged! Someday, you'll succeed because you're still young! ”

The farmer seemed very interested in the sword flower and asked, "How many sword flowers can you swing now?"

"9 flowers!" He returned.

"Not bad! There is still a line away from 10 sword flowers! If you work hard, you may be able to break through the bottleneck! I was comforted.

Yijian smiled bitterly: "It's light!" If you want to practice 10 sword flowers, you must completely abandon the 'heart of hatred', I think! I have to spend 10 years cultivating my mind before I can comprehend the morality of kendo! Ay! ”

"Do you have some blood feud? For example: someone kills a son and takes his wife, destroys his family and digs a grave, etc.! It doesn't matter, you fish boss, me! I've got you covered! Mai Ming patted his chest to pack the ticket, and in less than a few seconds, he was not serious again!

Yijian smiled bitterly: "Then I want to thank you for your kindness!" Do you really think it's the turmoil in ancient times? At the current level, one lawyer can do it! Me! It's just that you're younger and more vigorous! Look at my name, do you know where it came from? ”

At this point, I was most interested in his name and asked, "Yes!" Why is your name so scary! You can't be remembered by people! After saying that, he said to Mai Ming and the farmer, "Your names are also strange! ”

Yijian still smiled bitterly: "When I went back to the game, I wanted to take a name called 'Dashing Swordsman', but the NPC said that someone used it!" Tell me to change! Then, I changed the names of 'Pretty Swordsman', 'Gentle Swordsman', 'Elegant Swordsman', and even 'Handsome Swordsman', all of which were used! In the end, I was angry! That's the 'sword that kills you'! I thought that if I saw him in the game in the future, I would kill him with a sword! Hey! ”

After Mai Ming heard this, he burst into laughter again! But he didn't interject this time, because he was already laughing on the ground!

I just asked, "You're not going to do that, are you?!" ”

Yijian still smiled bitterly, as if this bitter smile had become his patent, and said, "Of course! I was just a moment! You see, even with such a name, I have such a big anger! Those ten sword flowers, naturally, can't be used! If you forcibly swing it out with a 'hatred', you will only make your breath back, spit out dozens of catties of blood, and die! ”

The farmer said, "I've heard of such a thing, but ah, it's up to you to practice your mind!" After a pause, he said, "My name!" That is true. Because I'm a qigong boxer, I look like a farmer. The people I practiced with. After that, they will shout: pain, pain, pain! When I got into the game, I was going to come up with the name 'Farmer's Punch Pain'! But I thought about it again and felt that the name seemed too violent to me! So I lowered the power of the name a little bit and changed it to the current one! ”

When Yijian and I heard this, we couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Mai Ming was even more exaggerated, and was ready to get up, but when he heard the farmer's words, he laughed and fell to the ground again. It's still rolling around, like a lump of meat.

The farmer was so angry that his beard stood up and shouted, "If I had known you would laugh, I wouldn't have said it!" ”

Mai Ming got up from the ground and said with a smile: "Where did you come from, how did you know earlier?" I also knew that you were the boxer of Hebei's 'Angry Lion Martial Arts Hall', Yang Yikou. Your martial arts are so good, and you can be a boxer in that small boxing gym with peace of mind, which is like sending a sheep into the mouth of a lion

The farmer asked, "Oh! How do you know? ”

Mai Ming scratched his beard and said with a smile: "I'm not afraid to say it, in reality, I'm a thief!" Intelligence gathering is just one of our jobs, and I'm reading investigative reports! I remember your appearance the most, and the characteristic is this beard, hehe! ”

The farmer reached out and pinched the fat on his face, and said with a smile: "I'm not afraid to say it, I am not averse to thieves, but I admire thieves!" Hopefully you're not one of those disgusting thieves and thieves in the market! After saying that, he squeezed it hard.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" Mai Ming shouted exaggeratedly and backed away.

The farmer retracted his hand, wiped it on his body, and smiled, "But ah! I believe that you will not be one of those thieves and thieves, just with your sharp eyes, wise judgment, and detailed subordinates, that is by no means an ordinary thief and thief can do! The most important thing is that you can sing, hehe, just ask, how can those thieves have the leisure to learn? Isn't it? ”

"Thank you for the compliment!" Mai Ming patted the farmer on the shoulder.

The farmer only felt a pain in his cheeks, and when he noticed that Mai Ming had a few hairs on his hands, he exclaimed, "Wow! How dare you steal my beard that I have carefully preserved for 20 years, you thief of the market! Stay alive! With that, he pulled out a large two-handed broadsword from his inventory.

Mai Ming had already run away when he was making a move, grimacing, and said with a smile: "You brute! Oh no! It's a brute sheep! Catch up with me and talk big! Ha ha! ”

The farmer carried a broadsword and chased after him with a shout! I'm laughing! This farmer starts to grow a beard when he sees his age? There's too much of this hormone, right? Hehe!

At this time, a sword hugged his chest, cautiously, and asked, "Boss Wen!" Your name is 'Warm Island', you can't be a little thief, right? ”

I thought it was funny when I heard it, and even more amused when I saw him, and I thought: If I were a little thief, then there would be no big thieves in this world! Laugh and say, "What do you say?" Even if I were, I wouldn't have been able to steal your gear! The skills between different professions, the system will not give us comprehension! I can't create my own, I don't have stealing! ”

"Hey, hey! Boss Wen, you are also that kind of person, then I am extremely vicious! As he spoke, he touched the gauntlet on his hand and said, "This is a good equipment for my future leveling!" Thank you, Boss Wen! Boss Wen, have you ever heard of 'the world's number one thief'? With that, he raised his head and looked at me with both eyes shining brightly.

When I heard this, I was shocked, I won't recognize me! You know, I'm so well hidden, they don't even know what country I'm from.

A little panicked, he asked, "Tell me about it!" But don't look at me like that! I'll be embarrassed! ”

As soon as he saw an audience, he came to his senses, swept away the depression just now, and said excitedly: "Do you know what happened a month ago? In the world of thieves, I know people! He told me! ”

As soon as I heard this, I relaxed, it seems! He didn't know anything and said, "I don't know! ”

"Hey, hey! I know you don't know, so I'll tell you in detail. This news is very valuable! Think of it as the money to buy your handguard! After saying that, he touched his hand again and looked at me with a smile.

Dizzy! Now that I know, I don't know! You're going to trap me!

"Listen carefully! I'll just say it once! He whispered in my ear.

"Alright, just say it! I'm listening! "I can't imagine that I, the client, still have to listen to others talk about what I do, to use it as money to buy equipment, it's really fake! Faint!

"Terrorists in the Middle East, resurgence! Attempt to snatch the pharaoh's mask from the Egyptian pyramids, unseal the pharaoh's curse, and use it to increase the force of the terrorist attack! The Egyptian government has fought with them many times, imposing martial law on the pyramids. Just yesterday, the tomb keepers found that only a piece of gold paper had been left where the mask was hidden, which read: "The employer will return it after 5 years." In this way, they handed the pieces of paper to the heads of the terrorists, and the matter was settled. "He spoke so quietly that I don't really know what he was talking about if I hadn't done it.

"I see!" I'm in a state of realization. But I thought to myself: This employer is the one who often asks me to do these things! His reputation is not bad, and he has great powers, and he can know some big things in advance. Therefore, I often feel comfortable handing over the items I have to him. And the technological level of these terrorists is also quite good, and they can actually transport so many ordnance to Egypt. It's either a plane or a ship, but is it possible to fly a boat there? Let's drive a desert boat, I guess it's okay!

Yijian looked at me strangely and said, "Your ears belong to the category of abnormality!" Is it machine-made? You can hear it all! I can't even hear it myself! I don't really know what I'm talking about if it weren't for what I said myself. ”

Reading is exciting, reading is wonderful!

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