Chapter 70: To be honest, I was robbed by rabbits
In the Land of Origin, two people stood in front of a crater that was spewing magma.
A childish boy held a flame-shaped three-pointed gun in his hand, and stepped barefoot on two burning wheels, and the flames on the wheels were blown by the wind, and he jumped out of the old height at once.
Next to the childish boy stood a strange old man with black charcoal, who was said to be an old man with black charcoal because he was really black, and if he didn't show his teeth with his eyes closed, he would be a human-shaped stake that had been burned to charcoal.
As for why it is described as "strange", it is because the old man of black charcoal is holding a green medicine bottle in his hand, and his feet are stepping on a black alchemy furnace. The alchemy furnace was "crackling" with green flames, and the steaming hot air blew the robe of the old man with black charcoal, and if you didn't look carefully, you thought that the old man with black charcoal had a blower stuffed under his crotch!
"Beware, the lava behemoth is coming out!"
The old man of black charcoal looked at the churning magma in the crater and reminded loudly.
"It's okay! Even if Nezha can't beat him to death, this divine furnace can still resurrect him! β
A voice suddenly spoke, and it turned out to be the black alchemy furnace.
"Shut up the stove, why don't you talk and no one will treat you as dumb!" The old man of black charcoal snorted angrily.
"Don't make any noise!" The childish boy who had been quiet couldn't help but speak: "I am an invincible existence, and no one will be my opponent!" β
A childish boy, an old man with black charcoal, and a talking alchemy furnace are really a strange combination.
Of course, people who don't know them will think so, and those who know them will naturally not feel strange, at least Yang Jian will not feel strange.
"Nezha, Second Master Tai, hello!"
The childish boy is called Nezha, the old man with black charcoal is Taiyi Zhenren, Nezha is Yang Jian's friend, and Taiyi Zhenren is Yang Jian's uncle.
Taiyi Zhenren and Yang Jian's master, Yuding Zhenren, are both the two Da Luo Jin Immortals under the throne of Yuan Shi Tianzun, but Yuding Zhenren travels all over the world, and his whereabouts are erratic, while Taiyi Zhenren is going farther and farther on the road of committing two and alchemy, and his mana is not lost clearly, but now everyone in the place of origin calls him "Tai Er", and he doesn't even bring the word "real person".
However, Yang Jian didn't dare to be rude, and still called Taiyi Zhenren as his uncle.
Yang Jian drove the clouds all the way from the barren land, and as soon as he arrived above the place of origin, he saw Nezha and Taiyi Zhenren on the Origin Holy Mountain.
"Didn't you send a pot to Uncle Jiang Ziya? How did you come back so soon! β
Nezha asked in surprise when he saw Yang Jian descending from the sky.
"Don't mention it, I'm in some trouble!" Yang Jian smiled awkwardly and said, "The pot was not delivered, and my three-pointed two-edged gun was also robbed, so I can only come back to you for help!" β
"How?" A touch of contempt appeared on Taiyi Zhenren's face and said, "Is it that Jiang Ziya is beastly and beats you up?" β
"It has nothing to do with Uncle Shi!" Yang Jian scratched the back of his head and said, "I'm not afraid of everyone's jokes when I say it, I was robbed by a rabbit outside the gods!" β
"Rabbit?" Nezha looked surprised and said, "Still outside the gods? Are you bragging? β
"Nezha, you have to believe in my character, I won't joke about this kind of thing!" Saying that, Yang Jian looked up at Taiyi Zhenren: "Second Uncle Tai, I want to come back this timeβ"
"Don't beg me!" Taiyi Zhenren snorted coldly and said, "You know that I am different from you, Uncle Dao, and I will definitely not help him!" β
"It's not that you want to help him, but I want you to agree that Nezha will help me defeat that rabbit!" Yang Jian looked at Taiyi with a pleading expression.
"Rabbit?"
Listening to Yang Jian's tone, it didn't seem like he was joking, Taiyi Zhenren jumped down from the alchemy furnace, and then took out a mirror from his pocket.
"Heaven and earth are infinite, Qiankun borrows the law, the secret spell of the Xuanmen, and is as urgent as the law!"
Taiyi Zhenren recited the incantation, and a golden light shot into the mirror in his hand, only to hear the sound of "hum", a golden light turned back into the mirror, and the golden light shot into the air, reflecting a magnificent picture.
"This golden dragon looks familiar, huh?"
Nezha looked at a golden dragon that appeared in the picture, and then looked back at Yang Jian in surprise and asked.
Yang Jian said with a shocked face: "This is my three-pointed two-edged gun, how did it deform?" β
"You're talking about rabbits, but this one?"
Taiyi real person dialed the golden light, and a snow-white rabbit appeared in the picture, at this moment, the rabbit went crazy and hit a towering tree next to him with his head, so thick and strong tree was broken by it, and the leafy trunk "boomed" and fell to the ground, setting off a sandstorm-like dust.
"You're saying you've been robbed by this stupid rabbit?"
Nezha saw the rabbit that hit the tree with his head, and looked back at Yang Jian playfully and smiled.
"It's-"
Before Yang Jian finished speaking, the earth suddenly trembled, and a stone monster covered in flames jumped out of the volcanic magma.
"Roarβ"
"Nezha, be careful!" Yang Jian saw the stone monster and hurriedly shouted.
"Bang-"
As soon as Yang Jian's words fell, a flame rose from the air in front of him, and he saw Nezha stepping on the Hot Wheels and holding a fire-sharp spear in his hand, heading straight towards the stone monster like a cannonball.
"Boomβ"
There was a loud bang in the sky, and Nezha burst out of the body of the stone monster, and the stone monster behind him shattered into countless smoky stones in mid-air, and those stones stayed in the air for a moment, and then fell back into the volcanic magma.
"I said it, I'm an invincible existence, just a lava beast, how can I be my Nezha's opponent?"
"Good apprentice, worthy of being my Taiyi Zhenren's apprentice!" Taiyi Zhenren applauded vigorously.
"General, the third in the world!"
The alchemy furnace then applauded with two short and thick iron chain arms.
Yang Jian didn't want to applaud, because this level of combat was too ordinary, if the three-pointed two-edged gun was still there, Yang Jian alone would be able to penetrate the entire volcano every day, but everyone applauded, if Yang Jian didn't applaud, it felt a little inappropriate.
"Bang Bang Bang-"
Yang Jian also applauded.
"Bang-"
Nezha fell from the sky, he swung the spear twice, shook the Chaotian Aya, and then posed a POSE who thought he was very handsome and said: "You think I'm handsome, but I actually think so myself!" β
"Awesome, Brother Nezha is really amazing!"
Yang Jian felt that when he said this, he wanted to vomit against his will, but now he has a request for others, and he has to endure it if he wants to vomit.
"Since Brother Yang Jian thinks I'm very powerful, then I'll help you Nezha!"
Nezha played a trick and thrust a fire-tipped spear into the stone field under his feet.
"Brother Yang Jian's robbed pot and three-pointed two-edged gun, I Nezha will take it back, Brother Yang Jian's rabbit that can't be killed, I will kill it!"
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