Chapter 2 He is the bully of chickens!
Dabao is a very interesting chicken.
Different from ordinary broilers, although he is essentially a blue-feathered chicken, he is a blue-feathered chicken with ideals and revenge.
As he often said, "A chicken is incomplete if it doesn't smoke cigars, doesn't treat girls, and doesn't drink wine." ”
With three conspicuous scars on his face, coupled with the fact that he wears a pair of angular sunglasses, he looks like a social chicken.
The name of Peace Island is peaceful, just as life here is peaceful.
Except for the seven aunts and eight aunts who occasionally quarrel over the green vegetable money for less than three cents, there are no other bad things, or rather, most of them are trivial things.
On such a peaceful island, Dabao put forward such a plan, "Ah Qi, Sean, let's go to be assassins." Buying offal is a thing that has no future......"
As he spoke, a rocket hammer knocked off the little fat friend who bought offal. A blue-feathered chicken jumped, stood on the signboard, pushed his sunglasses, and looked into the distance.
Ah Qi: "But Dabao... It's you who said you were going to sell offal, why are you going to be an assassin again? Neither Sean nor I have ever done this profession! Sean, tell me, what exactly are assassins going to do? How much more do you earn than selling offal? ”
Clasped his nostrils, his right hand was not idle and playing with scissors.
Sean looked at Ah Qi's operation with envy, this hand of scissors was really beautiful. Without touching it with his hands, the scissors are like a part of his body, spinning and flying according to his own heart, and can also help him chop up offal.
Sean thinks it's a good thing that they sell offal to make money, at least have a pot of adjusted pot bottom, and they don't have to worry about making money when they clean up the offal without peculiar smell. Let's not discuss how it tastes, Ah Qi's signature skill of cutting offal, even if he goes to juggle, he will not starve to death.
And what is an assassin? Sean's first thought was Tang Yefeng of the Tang Sect, taking the commission, conducting an investigation, and then killing the target.
Simple and straightforward work.
Sean felt that Dabao's proposal was worth considering, after all, most of the customers they faced at their offal stall were elementary school students from violent elementary schools. How much money do elementary school students have? Maybe it's a lot, but the value of a bowl of offal is only that little, and if you don't sell thousands of portions a day, the money you earn is just enough for two people and two chickens to make ends meet.
Not to mention the matter of saving money, poor people are not worthy of talking about saving money.
Dabao has this way?
Sean looked at the big treasure above suspiciously, "So ......"
As soon as the words were spoken, Ah Qi interjected: "It's not that I said you, Dabao, you didn't say that people have to go step by step." Even if he is a beef offal seller, one day he can turn from a small vendor to a store, and from a store to a chain store. Will you open a chain store all over the world, and then go public to the pinnacle of your life? ”
Okay, you're in a hurry, you say it first.
Sean held back.
Looking at Ah Qi's mouth, after confirming that he was no longer speaking, he pointed to the little fat friend who was knocked away, and said, "So ......"
At this time, Dabao threw away his cigar and said, "Ah Qiren always have to go to a high place." There is no way to make money selling offal. ”
Sean: "So ......"
Ah Qi: "But Sean and I both know how to be assassins!" ”
Sean: "So ......"
Dabao: "Don't worry about this, I know you're going to ask, I'm already prepared here!" You see! ”
The chicken wings reached into the lower crotch and dug out.
Dabao took out a book, "Watch "Nine Lessons to Teach You to Become an Assassin", as long as you finish reading this book, you can be considered an assassin entry!" ”
Sean: "So ......"
Ah Qi: "Oh ho ho, there is really your big treasure!" We're going to close the stall and become assassins! ”
Sean: "So ......"
Dabao: "Ah Qi really deserves to be you, and he has won my heart." Hurry up, pack up, from today onwards, you are not selling offal. It's the Assassins! ”
Sean: "So ......"
Ah Qi: "Sean, come and help me, Assassin, I don't know how much money I can make?" Dabao, you say, is it true that you said that the country of Stan has a way to help us recover our memories? ”
Hearing this, Sean closed his mouth and held back what he was about to say again.
Memory!
Sean still has only fragmentary memories, and similarly, Ah Qi, the man next to him who was born with a particularly deep eyeliner, is also a person who has forgotten the past.
Although, there is no memory of the past, and there is no special impact on the current life.
However, not everyone can accept and forget who they used to be.
Even if it doesn't help your current life, at least, you want to understand what kind of person you used to be.
With this thought, Sean looked at Dabao with anticipation in his eyes.
"Heh," Dabao jumped down, stood in front of the two of them, and pointed at Ah Qi and Sean, "You two have no relatives, no past, no money, and no future. As long as you have one million per person, you will be able to get your memories back when you go to the country of Stan. ”
Ah Qi and Sean glanced at each other, nodded, and agreed to Dabao's proposal.
"Hehe, when you make a lot of money as an assassin, I will be able to smoke luxury cigars every day, and sing and dance every day! Hahaha"
At this time, Dabao is like a Zhou peel who exploits the toiling people, and his whole body exudes the atmosphere of all evil capitalists.
After tidying up the stalls, Dabao walked ahead and led the way.
Ah Qi said: "Sean, what did you want to say before, but you didn't say it for a long time." It's been so and so...... Now, do you have a good idea? Wait a minute... Could it be that you've found someone!! ”
He looked at Sean with a look of horror, his fingers trembling, as if thinking of the most terrible thing in the world.
Giving him a punch, Sean said impatiently: "Where did you kid think, it's such a terrible thing for me to get off the list before you?" You don't want to think about how to get a million back, so that you can get back the memories of the past as soon as possible. Peace Island Bird doesn't in such a big place, how much money do you think you can make? If Dabao doesn't have a special way, I think we might as well continue to sell offal, maybe it's not impossible to save a million. ”
Turning his head, Ah Qi shouted, "Dabao, is what Sean said true?" ”
Obviously, his body trembled, and Dabao slowly turned his head, "Pretty boy, who is my Dabao?" I am the overlord of chickens, referred to as chicken bully! How can I shake you guys?! ”
Ah Qi: "Sean, do you hear me, Dabao said that he wouldn't lie to us!" ”
"Let's not talk about whether you can make a fortune as an assassin, don't you think there's something missing?"
What's missing? Ah Qi and Dabao all fell into thought.
Ah Qi: "Sister! ”
Dabao: "Beautiful chicken! ”
gave a headshot to one person and one chicken, Sean was a little angry, "The offal money hasn't arrived yet, Dabao, you knocked that little fat man away!" What are you going to announce next time, can you let me get the money first!! ”
Today's Peace Island is another day of peace, except for the double blow of one man and one chicken, and the spirit.
Everything was so peaceful and serene.
Two small shops are being renovated, and a shop called Big Sword specializes in haircuts and styling, as well as special services when necessary.
The other was even smaller, with a door, a table, and two chairs, all the contents of the door.
This shop is called Noprom.
Noprom is called Noprom Shop, as the name suggests, people who come to the store have such and such needs, as long as they come, everything is Noprom.
That's why Sean ran this store in the first place.
Open the door wide, serve those in need, slowly save money by the way, and according to what Dabao said, use one million to retrieve his former memories.
"Morning, Ah Qi, Dabao."
"Morning, Sean."
Dabao glanced at the newly made signboard and persuaded: "Sean pretty boy, we are assassins, just a barber shop as a cover." You can get another shop, won't it be troublesome? ”
"Dabao, it's not troublesome. I have a hunch that the Noprom shop might make more money than the Assassins. ”
Looking up at the blue sky, today's Peace Island may be another peaceful day. When business comes to the door depends on luck.
Two people who have no memory, the money to open a store also depends on Dabao.
Perhaps, the present day is not bad.