On that day, I was looking in front of the hotel, observing the cars passing in front of me, and wondering when I would buy one after another to have fun with my old pig? …… was thinking wildly, Taibai Lao'er suddenly came over with a sad face.

I asked him if he had received fake money again? He said no.

I asked him again, if someone pretended to be pitiful and deceived you, and you found out about taking the medicine? He still said no.

Since meeting Cai Laoer, Taibai Lao'er's pharmacy has been in full swing and opened quickly. Taibai Lao'er has a very good heart, as long as he sees someone who is dressed in tatters and unkempt, he will be discounted or even not charged, and because Lao'er's medical skills are excellent, every time he is cured by medicine, so many people go to him to see a doctor when they are dressed very coldly, and as a result, Lao Er thinks that they are all poor and middle peasants, so they often reduce their medical expenses. In addition, some people see Lao Er's old eyes dizzy, so they often use fake money to blind him, Lao Er doesn't know it, and he is always fooled. I have reminded him more than once that it is best to go to the nearest optical store and get reading glasses, otherwise one day you will have to drink the northwest wind. The old man didn't listen, he said that if people saw the gods wearing glasses, wouldn't they laugh at us? I was speechless, so I had to muttered hatefully in my heart, I wanted to die to save face and suffer the crime!

These are all things that the second child told me personally, and every time I say it, I cry with a sad face.

Now he is standing in front of me again with a sad face, but not for those things.

So I said to Lao Er very impatiently, just say anything, don't grind and chirp like my master.

Lao Er sighed and said, hey, it's a long story! (Unfortunately, there is no "It was the first snow of 2002, a little later than 2001......") ）

Lao Er said that the deformed mobile phone that clairvoyant gave him recently caused him a lot of trouble.

Lao Er refers to the deformation of the mobile phone I also have one, is clairvoyant and Shunfeng Ear developed a new type of mobile phone, it is said that there are a total of 300 functions, basically all common supplies can be transformed, such as refrigerators, washing machines, fitness equipment, hotels, racing cars and so on.

It sounds like a lot of features, as if it can do anything, but it has a downside that its performance is extremely unstable.

I used to turn it into a motorcycle to take Sister Qing for a ride on the street, but it suddenly turned back into a mobile phone, and I and Sister Qing fell heavily on the ground regardless of it, and I got out of my appearance, so that my sister ignored me for almost a month. Another time it was a rainy day, and it just so happened that we didn't bring an umbrella, and that time it was Sister Qing who took the initiative to ask for an umbrella to come out, but when she was about to collect the umbrella, it turned back into a mobile phone, and sprinkled all the rainwater collected before on us; Although I didn't get rid of my sister's eyes, I never dared to use his other functions casually since then, except for calling and receiving calls and sending messages.

Not only have I encountered such unfortunate things, but Master, Brother Monkey, Senior Brother Sha, and Old Dragon King have also encountered similar embarrassing situations. Master once wanted to turn him into a megaphone during a lecture, because there were so many people that day; Unexpectedly, just as he was talking energetically, the deformed phone suddenly turned into a big helmet and buckled on the master's head, which was exactly the same as Ultraman's helmet, which caused 80% of the audience to laugh, and the other 20% of the people who didn't laugh out loud were out of breath. Brother Monkey once wanted to paste a couplet, but he couldn't find a ladder for a while, so he temporarily turned him into a ladder to use once; Before Brother Monkey climbed to the top, the ladder turned back into a mobile phone, and as a result, Brother Monkey fell straight and fell on the back fork, and it is said that his butt is redder than before. In contrast, Senior Brother Sha was much luckier, he just turned his mobile phone into a refrigerator to store the vegetables he bought, but he didn't expect to get up the next morning and see that the refrigerator had become a washing machine, and he worked overnight to stir up the dishes that Senior Brother Sha put in it. The old dragon king was more unlucky, he said that once when he was on a business trip, because of the urgency, but for a while and a half and couldn't find the toilet, so he was in a hurry to turn the mobile phone into a toilet, trying to solve the urgent need, but I didn't expect to pull halfway, the toilet suddenly disappeared, and then a bathtub filled with water appeared, and the old dragon king was like taking a bath in the manure tank, and there was poop all over his body...... The first thing the old dragon king did when he returned home was to change his mobile phone, and the second thing was to throw the mobile phone that the clairvoyant had given him into the thatched house to relieve his hatred.

I thought that the situation encountered by Taibai Lao'er now was very likely to be similar to ours, so I seemed to be empathetic and said to him, hey, don't say it, it is the same person who has fallen to the end of the world.

The specific situation encountered by Lao Er is like this, there are two things.

One day, the old man's scale was bad - everyone knows that the scale used by doctors is different from the scale we usually use, it is very fine. Lao Er thought that he couldn't delay the patient, so he turned the mobile phone into a scale, maybe there was something wrong with the program, and the name that turned out was on the surface, but in essence it was about catties, for example, a star originally meant a gram, but in fact it was a catty, plus Lao Er's head was dizzy, and he didn't think carefully about the difference between the volume of a gram and a catty, but he just thought that the scale was correct, although it was strange, but he still added it to the weighing pan again and again. It is conceivable that Lao Er only sold one gram to the patient in name, but in fact he had already given him a catty, but he still didn't know. Fortunately, it is only a tonic medicinal herb, otherwise it may cause death.

didn't ask for anyone's life, but almost took Lao Er's life, because those were the Tianshan Snow Lotus that he had treasured for many years, and they were priceless; Now it's sold like a vegetable.

Another thing is that once the old man turned his mobile phone into a thermometer to measure people's temperature. Not long after I plugged it in, I saw that the mercury column in the thermometer was like a sports car on the highway, rushing to the top. Lao Er can't say it, how can your body temperature reach more than 200 degrees? I've never seen an immortal for thousands of years. The patient was so angry that he was so angry that his body temperature was very normal after being measured by a general thermometer.

Therefore, Lao Er said that he would never use this broken mobile phone in the future, and said that he planned to ask Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Er to give up the development of this mobile phone, so as not to cause more people to suffer.