Chapter 64: Two people and two dogs, walking away
"Hey. I accidentally let the heifer get into the bag and --- pretend to be forced away." Look at the big iron gate that has been resealed. Xu Zixiong couldn't help laughing at himself. Then he looked at the empty entrance of the gymnasium in a daze. He doesn't know where he's going now. It's like a child who has been ruthlessly abandoned by his parents. The lonely figure looks so helpless and depressed.
"I'll go. Whoever is the first to call Lao Tzu in three minutes. Lao Tzu went with him. Whether it's a bright little apple or a dirty middle-aged uncle. I, Xu Zixiong, do what I say." Suppress the confusion in your heart. Xu Zixiong decided to put himself to sleep with him tonight. Leave it to the crazy god to decide. After saying that, he squatted directly on the ground. Close your eyes and wait for your master to appear.
"Young man. Please, move the place. There's a lump of shit underneath your ass. Ah, the people now. It's just that there is no quality. Urinating all over the floor with your own puppy. Hey." I don't know how long it took. Just when Xu Zixiong was squatting on the ground and drowsy. An old voice came to my ears.
You don't need to look at Xu Zixiong to know. God is really starting to go crazy. I actually sent myself a cleaning mother-in-law as the master. Listen to the voice of this clean mother-in-law who is not eighty years old. At least that's about it.
"Huh." The thought of cleaning the mother-in-law said that she had shit under her ass. Xu Zixiong is like a leopard's head that has been stepped on its tail. Jumped. Bounced high. It's just that due to the squatting time is a bit long. My legs are numb and I can't make up my strength. Stepping on the shit impartially when it falls.
"Hahaha....." saw Xu Zixiong's embarrassment. Yu Wenxi pretending to clean the old grandmother. I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Bang." Seeing that it was Xu Zixiong who actually changed his voice to stimulate his heart and liver. Xu Zixiong suddenly became angry. Lift your big feet full of shit. Directly kicked Yu Wenxi out of the air.
Okay. I saw the yellow stinky shit in the crotch of Yu Wenxi's pants. Xu Zixiong is comfortable now. Rubbed the puppy poop on his feet vigorously. looked at Yu Wenxi who was lying on his stomach with a wry smile on his face with a smile.
"Boss. I'd rather not watch an idol's concert. I also came out to you. You're doing this to your brother. My heart is wow cool wow cool. If it doesn't work, you touch it." After speaking. Yu Wenxi held his chest as flat as his back. Walked over to Xu Zixiong.
"Alright. All right. Your little apple hasn't started to set fruit yet. Lao Tzu was not interested at all. If you're coming by car. Just send me to Liu Shuya's villa first. Before leaving. I'll tell them no."
"Ahh Boss, you're leaving." Yu Wenxi was stunned at first when he heard this. Then he looked at Xu Zixiong with a puzzled face. You are going to drive the crane west to learn the scriptures. I still want to return to Datang."
"Back to Datang. I'm going to Wuling Mountain to cultivate for a month. I'll come back when the training is over." Xu Zixiong did not hide his plans from Yu Wenxi. After all, this is a man who is mad and God gives himself is not. How could Xu Zixiong go back on his word. Even though he was at the time of hearing the old woman's voice. I even have the heart to die.
"Boss. Take me with you. Take me with you. Don't say it yet. I haven't seen the view of Wuling Mountain for a while. I miss it in my heart." As soon as he heard that Xu Zixiong was going back to Wuling Mountain to cultivate. Yu Wenxi immediately remembered his grandfather's words. You have to go one step further. I have to follow the strange and veteran apprentice Xu Zixiong.
Don't look at Yu Wenxi, who left Wuling Mountain in less than a month, and entered the early stage of foundation building. He was about to exhaust the Yu family's --- three Qi Refining Pills. A Tsukidan. With the help of the head of the Yu family, it is the same as Xu Zixiong's cultivation. However, Xu Zixiong is the spiritual root of the five elements. Yu Wenxi is a bisexual spiritual root. The difference in strength between them is really not half a star.
"Okay. You've been calling me boss since you've been calling me boss. I can't leave your business alone. You can go back to the Fog Spirit Mountain with me to improve your cultivation. But the ugly things come first. Lao Tzu is now a first-level alchemist. If you want to eat Tsukidan to consolidate your cultivation. It's better to die this heart as soon as possible." Seeing that Yu Wenxi has always been good to himself. One boss screamed. Xu Zixiong was also embarrassed to refuse.
"One.... First-level alchemist." Heard Xu Zixiong's words. Yu Wenxi was stunned for a moment. Only then did I understand what grandpa meant. Don't look at the Yu family as a Xiuzhen family. I really can't find a first-level alchemist now. Therefore, the cultivation pill in the house is to eat one less one. Yu Wenxi can now be said to be the only hope of the Yu family. The Yu family dreams of making Yu Wenxi an alchemist.
"What's wrong with regrets. I still look down on your boss. If you regret it, you can do it yourself. I will never stop you." Seeing Yu Wenxi's startled appearance. Xu Zixiong, who doesn't know much about the Xiuzhen family. Immediately glared at Yu Wenxi dissatisfied.
"No, no, no. I, Yu Wenxi, have relied on you for the rest of my life. Where will the boss go in the future. I'll go wherever I go. As long as it's not a sea of swords. I'll follow." Yu Wenxi finished speaking. I just want to give Xu Zixiong a bear hug. to show their determination.
"Stop, stop, stop. You'd better stay away from me now. Hurry up and take me to Liu Shuya's villa. I have two things to carry." I saw the yellow poop on Xu Zixiong's crotch. Xu Zixiong was so frightened that he retreated again and again.
Noticed Xu Zixiong's gaze. Only then did Yu Wenxi feel a foul smell. Don't dig into your nostrils. Hurry up and unbuckle your belt. Take your pants off. I threw it in the trash without even looking at it.
"Hahaha...."When I saw Yu Wenxi, I was such a big man. I'm still wearing a cartoon boxer shorts by Aladomon. Xu Zixiong was immediately amused by Yu Wenxi's innocence and pantslessness.
And Yu Wenxi didn't care about Xu Zixiong's actions. Pulling Xu Zixiong's arm, he walked towards his car. He now longed to be able to fly to the Misty Spirit Mountain all at once. It's good to see Xu Zixiong's real ability. After all, Xu Zixiong was still an acquired master before. Not even a congenital period. I was able to catch up with myself in such a short period of time. This is not something that can be explained by a person of great talent.
"Woo woo~~~~" Xu Zixiong just walked to the door of the villa. The leopard head and the doll seemed to know that Xu Zixiong was leaving. With a pleading face, he bit Xu Zixiong's trouser leg.
"You go to the car first and wait for me with Yu Wenxi. I'll leave a letter, and we'll go back to Wuling Mountain together." See leopard heads and dolls in action. Xu Zixiong suddenly thought that they could also cultivate the truth. I decided to bring them with me. Maybe it will be my two main forces in the future.
"Woo woo~~~." The leopard head and the doll seemed to understand Xu Zixiong's words. Quickly loosen Xu Zixiong's trouser leg. A few cheerful low roars. Spread his legs and ran towards Yu Wenxi's car.
"Holy. Slow down. This is your little apple. It's not the bones you eat."
As Xu Zixiong got off the bus. The passenger door was not closed. The leopard's head and the doll are like two lightning bolts, one black and one white. Jumped into Yu Wenxi's car. Unceremoniously jumped to the back seat with both feet. Yu Wenxi's hands trembled in pain. It's like stroking a little apple. Rubbing the dust off the seats.
"Woo woo woo...."It seems that he is dissatisfied with Yu Wenxi's stinginess. Or maybe he dislikes Yu Wenxi for saying that he is a doll. The leopard head grinned at Yu Wenxi and roared a few times. Frightened, Yu Wenxi hurriedly sat up straight. Motionless. To explain in Yu Wenxi's words afterwards. It's the leopard's head in case it bites itself. I can't bite back.
After opening the door with the key that Liu Shuya left for herself. Xu Zixiong walked directly into the living room. Pick up the pen and paper on the table. I just wrote it. After writing what he wants to say to Liu Shuya and Wu Laihua. Xu Zixiong picked up another piece of paper. gave a few words to the doll's owner, Lin Ru. It's nothing more than taking the doll out for a while by yourself. Will definitely take care of the doll like this.
It is estimated that Lin Ru will not have much opinion on the disappearance of the doll. After all, since the doll was eaten by a leopard's head. Dolls rarely go back to their parents' homes. It seems that the patriarch left behind by the prophet --- marry a chicken, marry a chicken, marry a dog, and follow a dog. He also got it from his own dogs. Otherwise. Nor could the prophet be so philosophical. and prescient words.
"Smack." After everything that needs to be written is done. Xu Zixiong gave Liu Shuya a Nima sanitary napkin mask to him. And the keys to the villa were thrown on the table. Wave your sleeves and don't take away a little bit of it here. Just walked out of the villa. Get into Yu Wenxi's car. Walked away.
Meanwhile. Wu Laihua suddenly felt uneasy. I can't stand Kamizen Muzi's concert anymore. Without saying a word, he walked towards the exit with his waist bent.
"Sister Laihua is waiting for me." Looking at Wu Laihua's moves. Liu Shuya hurriedly stood up. The cat chased Wu Laihua with a small waist. There was a long queue behind him. Including Beibei. WU Laixia. Mo Qian. Zhang Qiang and Jun Jiuyu. Even Bao Rushuang, this girl, also follows the crowd. Walk towards the exit at the risk of ***. provoked the fans behind to swallow saliva.
"What's wrong with Sister Laihua?" One out of the concert exit. Liu Shuya looked at Wu Laihua with a puzzled face. We're not saying good. Are you going to go backstage to find Brother Nobita? Why did you leave the scene early?"
"Silly girl. It is estimated that Xu Zixiong has left the backstage passage. You've forgotten who he is. Those soldier dolls dared to pull him. If it doesn't work. You can follow me to the backstage passage and have a look." Wu Laihua finished speaking. I hurriedly walked towards the exit of the backstage passage.
"yes. Nobita is so powerful. How can you be trapped in the background and can't get out?" Listen to Wu Laihua's analysis. Liu brushed his teeth and nodded vigorously. With a wave of the big hand, I will take everyone with me. followed behind Wu Laihua mightily.
"Ahh Wu Laihua walked to the backstage exit. I was so frightened that I screamed. The people behind him also showed a panicked look. Straight back.