Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (63)
As we walked, a rabbit suddenly jumped out of front of us, staring at us in the middle of the road. Brother Monkey suddenly stopped us and said that he was going to catch the rabbit. I said, Brother Monkey, why are you catching rabbits? You don't eat meat? Brother Monkey said: Idiot, how do you know that Lao Sun Pingping's favorite food in his life is rabbit meat. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother, we don't know this secret! I said yes, if I had known, you couldn't have called rabbit meat when we had dinner before? Brother Monkey said that those rabbit meat is not authentic, all of them are raised, and they are not as nutritious as this wild one. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother, it's better to act if you are excited, then hurry up, it will run away later! Looking back, the rabbit was still in the middle of the road, so Brother Monkey slowly approached him.
Strange to say, the rabbit didn't plan to run away, as if he was just waiting for Brother Monkey to catch it. Of course, this was just my imagination, but in fact, when the monkey brother was only two steps away from him, the rabbit immediately ran towards the mountain at a speed of one hundred and eighty miles. Nerds! Senior Brother Sha, hurry up and help! Brother Monkey shouted at us while chasing. Here it comes! Senior Brother Sha and I agreed, and then the three of us formed a "product" shape to surround the rabbit and chase after it. We weren't as fast as the rabbits, so we were left behind. I said to Brother Monkey while running: Brother Monkey, we can't catch up like this. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, what do you do? I suddenly remembered that the rabbit has short front legs and long backwards, so I said to Brother Monkey: Let's drive it down the mountain, maybe it's okay, the rabbit's front feet are short, but whenever it goes downhill, it only has the share of planting and fighting. Senior Brother Sha agreed with me, so we decided to put the rabbit upside down.
Brother Monkey quickly ran to the front, and with a loud shout, the rabbit turned his head in fright, and then I and Senior Brother Sha worked together to attack from both sides, and the rabbit finally ran obediently down the mountain. Sure enough, the rabbit had just run out of the first step, and a heel bucket turned over, just when it was about to stand up and continue to flee towards the top, Brother Monkey caught up in time, so the three of us formed a "product" character structure, so the rabbit had to run down the mountain. I was about to catch the rabbit, but I didn't expect it to simply shrink into a ball and roll.
In this way, we are no match for it, so after chasing for some distance, the rabbit finally disappeared from our sight. Brother Monkey gasped and said: I really didn't expect a rabbit to have such a high level of wisdom. I said Brother Monkey, don't underestimate them, maybe they are the descendants of the Jade Rabbit in the Moon Palace of Chang'e's sister, and it is not surprising that they have such advanced wisdom. Now that we stopped, we could see where we were, and we saw that it seemed to be a big road in the past, because the grass and trees had disappeared there. Because our attention has been chasing the rabbit just now, the road we walked earlier is gone.
Brother Monkey said: Let's go, come forward and see, how did you run so far in one go? Panting and walking over, there was indeed a large road in front of me, very spacious, and the road was so light that I could see that people often walked by. Brother Monkey stood on a big rock and looked around, then jumped down and said to us: Senior Brother Nerd, there is a house in front of you, let's go over and have a look. There are indeed people's homes, just at the foot of the mountain, just now we seem to be walking halfway up the mountain, but I didn't expect to run to the foot of the mountain in one breath. It looked like a village, with more than a dozen houses, and we walked along a path. Seeing that he was about to reach the head of the village, Senior Brother Sha suddenly shouted again: Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, look, isn't that rabbit still in front? Brother Monkey and I looked in the direction pointed out by Senior Brother Sha, and saw that there was indeed a rabbit in the middle of the road again. Brother Monkey smiled and said: I didn't catch you just now, now look where you are running! So Brother Monkey ordered us to split up again.
The chase began, and we followed the route the rabbit had set for us, and finally stopped in front of a house. The rabbit hesitated at the door, then slipped inside. Senior Brother Sha said: Oh, Senior Brother, it seems to be a rabbit raised by someone! Brother Monkey said: Even if he is a rabbit or a hare, catch it first. So Brother Monkey decided to let Senior Brother Sha go in to see what was going on. After a while, Senior Brother Sha came back and said: Senior Brother, it is indeed a rabbit, and you still have a lot! Seriously? Brother Monkey asked. Seriously! Senior Brother Sha replied.
Brother Monkey sat down, you can imagine the feeling of loss, as if my old pig was extremely hungry when someone suddenly brought a bowl of steaming Yangchun noodles, but he only let me take a look at it and then he took it away. The old pig's experience of that mood is relatively deep, so I had to comfort Brother Monkey, saying that as long as I wait patiently, there is still a chance. Bang!!! Suddenly, a loud bang sounded behind us, and when I looked back, I saw a puff of green smoke rising. It was another house, the door was open, and it was obvious that someone was at home now, and the "bang" was probably someone setting off firecrackers. Brother Monkey thought for a moment and said, "Let's go to that house and see if we can get something to eat."
When I went to the courtyard of that family, I found that there were many firecrackers in the yard, and Senior Brother Sha said that it seems that this family specializes in making firecrackers, so we have to be careful. Brother Monkey asked Senior Brother Sha to go and call the door, saying that he would investigate first, so that they could be mentally prepared. After a while, Senior Brother Sha came out, looking panicked. Brother Monkey asked, what's wrong? Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, there is a Taoist priest living inside! It's impossible, Taoist priests still play with firecrackers? I'm a little skeptical. Senior Brother Sha said: Look, didn't they come out?
Following Senior Brother Sha's direction, we looked at us, and sure enough, we saw two Taoist priests wearing cloth clothes and long hair walking out. So Brother Monkey began to beckon us to retreat, and looked at the two Taoist priests nervously. Who are you? Why are you here? One of the Taoist priests spoke first, looking very polite. Hearing the Taoist priest's words, Brother Monkey, who was retreating, stopped again, and said with a smile: We were just passing by, but I didn't expect to go to the wrong door and disturb it! Excuse me! After that, Brother Monkey continued to beckon us to retreat. Just as I stepped out of the courtyard gate, the Taoist priest spoke again: Wait! When I looked back again, I saw two Taoist priests walking up unhurriedly.
So we had to stand again. Look at all the dusty people, you must have come from afar, right? In that case, why not come in and have some tea before hitting the road? One of the Taoist priests said. Brother Monkey glanced at us, as if asking for our opinion. I said: Brother Monkey, since the elder brother and they are warmly invited, then we should be respectful, it is better to obey our fate. Senior Brother Sha whispered: Second Senior Brother, they are Taoist priests, you look at their dress, they must have also gone through cultivation.
It is estimated that Senior Brother Sha's words played a role, anyway, in the end, Brother Monkey made up his mind to leave. Brother Monkey said: I'm sorry to disturb you, let's go and rest somewhere else; Bye! Bye! Brother Monkey said goodbye twice in a row, and then hurriedly pulled us out of the courtyard gate. A Taoist priest's voice came from behind: Then you guys are good to go! Brother Monkey said as he walked: It was so dangerous just now, but fortunately I didn't recognize them, otherwise it would be a big trouble.
I said: Brother Monkey, that's not necessarily, you can't beat all the Taoist priests to death with a stick, there are also serious cultivators in the Taoist priests, isn't the old man who sent Senior Brother Sha's calligraphy and painting in front of you? He still adores us! Brother Monkey said: Having said that, it is better to be careful, as the saying goes, "the heart of harm must not be dispensed without", it is better to be careful. After coming out, Brother Monkey decided not to stay here, saying that he would rather sleep in the open than take this risk. And Senior Brother Sha also agreed with Brother Monkey's statement, so we walked towards the mountain again.
Brother Monkey said that if we still stay there, if the two Taoist priests recognize us and they are obsessed with cultivation, then trouble will come. So; In the end, Brother Monkey summed up and said: We have to get out of here quickly, the farther away the better. It wasn't until he had completely walked over the mountain, until another mountain appeared in front of him, that Brother Monkey, who was walking in front, slowed down, and the sky was already dark.
Brother Monkey looked around, and then said, "Let's stay here." Senior Brother Sha had just set up the tent and I immediately went in. Brother Monkey said: What are you doing stupidly? I said, "Don't you sleep in a tent?" Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, haven't you eaten chicken legs yet? I said forget it today, the old pig is very tired today, and he will eat while walking tomorrow. Brother Monkey said Senior Brother Sha, don't persuade him anymore, you see that his fat head and big ears are also laborious to walk, so let him sleep first.
I fell asleep when I lay down, and I had a dream, as if I had a dream that someone was fighting with us, and we were still scolding each other....... Suddenly, I felt that someone was pushing me, and then I heard Senior Brother Sha's voice: Second Senior Brother! Second Senior Brother! I raised my head and looked around, and found that it was indeed Senior Brother Sha beside me, and there was indeed a sound of fighting and quarreling outside. It wasn't in a dream, so I sat up.
What's wrong? Senior Brother Sha; I asked. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, hurry up, Senior Brother is fighting with someone outside! Seriously? I was excited, and then I sat up. With whom? I asked. Senior Brother Sha said: It's the three Taoist priests we met during the day yesterday. Three Taoist priests? We only met two of us during the day! I said. Senior Brother Sha said that during the day, we only saw two of the three Taoist priests, and one boss only appeared now, and it is said that they also wanted to eat our meat. Could it be the boss's idea? I said.
Senior Brother Sha said maybe, otherwise we won't be able to leave during the day. The sound of the fight outside was getting louder and louder, and Senior Brother Sha said Second Senior Brother, let's go out quickly, it is estimated that Senior Brother is a little difficult to support alone. So I immediately followed Senior Brother Sha outside, and sure enough, I saw three Taoist priests surrounding Brother Monkey in the middle. Walk! I shouted at Senior Brother Sha, and then I went up first.
Senior Brother Sha also followed, holding a stick in his hand that he had just picked up on the ground. Brother Monkey! The old pig is coming! I shouted at Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey said that you came just in time for the nerd, it's really a bit difficult to deal with three alone, you can divert one out of me. Then Senior Brother Sha also caught up, and also diverted one from Brother Monkey. While fighting, I asked Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, how do these guys know that we live here? It's all so far? Brother Monkey said that ghosts only know, you ask them. I shouted to the Taoist priest in front of me: What's your name, hurry up and report your name! The Taoist priest didn't speak, but stepped up the attack on his hand.
Because it was late, I couldn't see the true face of the Taoist priest clearly, and I always felt vague. Seeing that the Taoist priest didn't speak, I was annoyed, so I simply stopped, and then stood aside and said confidently: If you don't talk today, the old pig won't fight with you! It seemed that the Taoist priest wanted to fight with me, because he then really reported himself to the door: he was known as the three brothers of the Perak Taoist. I said, "Oh! No wonder your family is making firecrackers, the original name is Perak Road Chief! Alright then, the old pig will fight with you again. So we fought together again. After a while, Brother Monkey slowly leaned over to us, saying that it would be safer for the three of us to mix together.
Fighting, suddenly the three Taoist priests retreated inexplicably. I said: Brother, why don't you fight with us again? Angry, aren't you? Brother Monkey said nerd, you are serious, now it's a fight. As he spoke, the three Taoist priests each took out a handful of things from their pockets and threw them at us.
I only heard a "pop", and something hit me, and there was a loud noise. When it's hot, the noise isn't loud, but because it's quiet around me, and it's right on my chest, it feels very loud. Yes! I screamed, because I felt that the place where I had just been hit by something and made a sound was very painful, hot, so I couldn't help but scream.
What's wrong? Brother Monkey came up and asked. Without waiting for me to answer, Brother Monkey also heard a "pop", Brother Monkey also sighed, and then jumped and slapped his body. Second brother, give them something more powerful, it doesn't seem to be able to fix them! The youngest Taoist priest said. Good! Another Taoist priest replied. Then they did pull another bag out of their pockets and threw it at us. We had already tried it, and we didn't know what they were using, so when they threw it at us again, we were quick to dodge and jump behind the bushes. I only heard the same "pop", and just now there was a puff of smoke rising from the place where we were standing, and then we saw a fire rise. Senior brother, it's really more powerful than the one just now, don't you think there's still fire? I said: What the hell is this thing? Hahahaha, seeing that we were hiding behind the bushes and didn't dare to go out, the Taoist priests outside were laughing, and one of the Taoist priests said: Let you taste the power of thunderbolts today, and see if you are still not King Kong's incorruptible body; I advise you to surrender obediently, so as not to be sinned.
I said: Brother Monkey, are they really Taoist priests who eat people? Brother Monkey said: It's not necessary to eat people, it's certain to eat us, didn't you hear him say that we are King Kong's incorruptible body? I said, "How did they find this place?" Senior Brother Sha said that it seemed to be the boss's idea, and the second and third children didn't know about it.
I thought that the second and third children we met during the day before told the boss about us, so the boss led them to catch up with us. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, what should we do now? Brother Monkey said: Adapt to the situation, it is estimated that they will catch us today and let us go. Come out! A Taoist priest was shouting loudly. If there's a kind, you'll come here! I shouted at them. Suddenly, a dark shadow flew towards us, and then passed over our heads. Just as I was staring at what it was, I felt that I had been hit by something again.
Sure enough, immediately, a "crackling" sound sounded on my body, and then I felt a pain in my heart, and the most terrible thing was that there was a fire burning in the place where I was hit by the thunderbolt just now. Seeing this, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha hurriedly broke off the nearby branches to extinguish the fire on my body.
Hahahaha, suddenly, a sinister laugh came from in front of us, and then we saw a Taoist priest approaching. It turned out that the black shadow just now belonged to this guy, and it turned out that he grabbed the front of us and threw a thunderbolt. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha finally worked together to extinguish the fire on my body, but it was a pity that I had good clothes.
Hahahaha, just after Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha had just extinguished the fire on my body, there was also a sinister laugh behind us, but this time it was two people.
Brother Monkey began to bare his teeth, looking annoyed. Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun fought with you! Then Brother Monkey flew towards the Taoist priest in front of us. Since Brother Monkey has acted, then there is no reason for us to stand idly by, so Senior Brother Sha and I also rushed out to the two Taoist priests outside. "Papapa", only three loud voices were heard, and then Brother Monkey, Senior Brother Sha and I were all on fire at the same time!
The raging fire burned fiercely, which reminded me of a poem: Leaving the grass on the plain, one year old and one withering, the wildfire is inexhaustible, and the spring breeze blows and grows. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, Lao Sun really can't stand you, when are you still writing crepe, hurry up and find a way to put out the fire on your body and come over to help! So I immediately tried to put out the fire again.
Suddenly, I had an idea, and then I beckoned Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha and said, "Brother Monkey, Senior Brother Sha, let's quickly roll around the ground twice, and then it will be fine." Sure enough, Brother Monkey actually rolled on the ground faster than me, and he really extinguished all the fires on his body in less than two laps. Brother Monkey said, nerd, you really have a way.
But less than three seconds after the three of us had just put out the fire on our bodies and stood up, one thunderbolt after another beckoned to us again, and made the same crackling sound, one after another. So we were on fire again, and it was everywhere, and one even exploded on top of my head.
This situation is more annoying for Brother Monkey, because Brother Monkey is full of monkey hair, which is the easiest to catch fire, so it didn't take long for me to smell a burnt smell. Before Brother Monkey could completely extinguish the fire on his body, more thunderbolts beckoned towards us. Crackling, and immediately, countless voices rang out, and then we all became burning people. Hahahaha, those Taoist priests laughed on the side again.
Taking advantage of our efforts to put out the fire, the three Taoist priests immediately surrounded us and tied us with ropes, and then they helped extinguish the fire on our bodies. I said: Brother Monkey, I knew how good it would be for us to tie up our hands at the beginning! It is said that after the three Taoist priests caught us, they took us back to the courtyard where we came before, that is, the courtyard where we saw the firecrackers. Escort them to the basement! The Thunderbolt Boss said, "Lest you be seen badly by those who come in to do business."
After that, we were escorted to the basement by two Taoist priests, which was dark and swarthy, and there was a strong smell of gunpowder. I said, brother, you can't make this joke, you can't lock us up here in case it explodes. The Taoist priest said that you have a pig's head, a pig's brain, a pig's tail, where do you talk so much? Stuff two more into your mouth. So I had no choice but to keep silent.
After that, the boss called the two Taoist priests up at the door of the basement, saying that someone was buying firecrackers, so he hurriedly went up to greet them. One of the Taoist priests said, "Big brother, when are they going to eat?" The boss said, "Why are you in a hurry?" Now that everyone has been caught by us, can they still run away? Hurry up! Oh! The two Taoist priests replied that they went up after that. I said in the back: Brother, don't worry, the old pig won't run.
After the Taoist priests and all of them have gone up, we will discuss how to escape. Brother Monkey said that it is better not to run away in a hurry, maybe we will have to suffer later, and when we find the best opportunity, we will make a one-time move, so as not to leave any trouble. I agree with Brother Monkey's statement, so Senior Brother Sha, who originally insisted on escaping, had to stay with us at this time to improvise.
I now feel the importance of eating on time, because I didn't eat before going to bed at night, and I had a fight with the Taoist priest just now, so now my stomach is growling. After a while, a head poked down from above and asked, "What's the sound down there?" Very vigilant. I said: Brother, don't worry, we're all still here, and we haven't escaped yet. What was the sound just now? Coo-coo. The Taoist priest was asking again.
That's it! I said, "That's just the old pig's belly calling." The Taoist priest didn't believe it, and it wasn't until he came down to my stomach and listened carefully that he turned around and went up, muttering as he went up: How can a person's stomach make such a loud sound! Big guys, you can imagine how hungry the old pig was at that time. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, don't you tighten your belt a little and you'll be fine? I said that if the old pig could reach out, he would still be able to stay here? I have escaped a long time ago! It is estimated that Brother Monkey found out that I was also tied up.
After a long while, another Taoist priest came down. I said, "Brother, can you give me something to eat?" The old pig is very hungry! The Taoist priest glanced at me but didn't speak. I said, "If you don't give me food, you will be hungry and thin, and you will not be happy to eat." Maybe it was the last sentence I said that touched the heart of the Taoist priest, and in the end he actually brought me a bowl of rice, but it was just sweet potato porridge and pickles.
After a while, another Taoist priest came down, the boss. The second child said to the boss: Big brother, when are we going to eat them? The boss squinted his eyes and looked at us for a while, and then said: Let's do it when it is dawn, and now go and rest for a while, the spirit is good, and their meat is estimated to have twice the result with half the effort. Oh! The second child replied. Then they checked the rope that bound us again, and then went upstairs to sleep. I said; Brother Monkey, this is a good opportunity to escape, if you don't run away, you probably won't have a chance. Brother Monkey said that if you want to go, you should go first, and Lao Sun has to see the situation again.
So I had to dispel the idea of escaping, after all, it was more difficult for me to escape smoothly according to my old pig's ability alone. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha both fell asleep against the pillar, so I also leaned against the pillar and squinted my eyes, and it didn't take long for me to fall asleep in a daze. The next day we were woken up by a crackling sound, and when I looked up, I saw a glimmer of light in the top crack in the basement wall, and I knew it was the next day.
After the crackling sound, there was another sound of rustling above, followed by the sound of kicking and tapping footsteps coming down. Then I saw the Taoist priest, with a sharp knife in his hand, walking towards us with a sinister smile. What are you doing? I asked vigilantly.
Why? Do you still need to ask? Of course, it's your head, the eldest brother and the second brother are already boiling water on it, haha. The Taoist priest said, and then laughed again, which made people feel creepy. Just as the Taoist priest was walking towards me with a sharp knife, Brother Monkey suddenly shouted "Click". So the Taoist priest really cooperated and stopped. The Taoist priest asked: What's wrong? Brother Monkey smiled and said: Brother, don't you think he has a big head and a rough neck? It's better to try my grandson's head first, it's better to make a good start at one time! It is estimated that the Taoist priest felt that Brother Monkey was reasonable, so he really walked towards Brother Monkey. Just as the Taoist priest was about to raise his knife and slash at Brother Monkey's head, Brother Monkey shouted "Click" again.
The Taoist priest became impatient and asked, "What's wrong with you?" Brother Monkey said: Brother, think about it, isn't it a bit like executing us in this basement, if you come down to get things in the future, you will definitely think of us in the first time, isn't it? Don't you feel scared then? The Taoist priest scratched his ears and thought for a while and said: That's really the truth.
Brother Monkey smiled, and then said: Brother is better like this, you dragged us outside to be executed, so at least we can have a clean room, right? The Taoist priest thought about it again, probably thinking that Brother Monkey's statement was still very reasonable, so he really pulled Brother Monkey outside. Just when the Taoist priest was about to push Brother Monkey out, Brother Monkey smiled again and said, "Brother, you don't know anything!" The Taoist priest asked: What's wrong? Brother Monkey said: Since the three of us are senior brothers, and we are both King Kong incorruptible bodies, the three of us have already been in the same breath; If you only kill my grandson at once, then I have no opinion, but I will come back to life, because the two of them are still alive; You'll have to get rid of all three of us at once, or you'll be in trouble. The Taoist priest didn't seem to believe it, and Senior Brother Sha and I hurriedly helped and said: That's it! It is!
The third Thunderbolt Taoist seemed to be in a dilemma, and he was at a loss for a while. Third, what are you doing? Why don't you hurry? The water is boiling! When I looked up, it turned out to be the second Thunderbolt Taoist talking at the door of the basement.
So the third child went to tell him what Brother Monkey told him, and then asked the second child if it was true. The second child thought for a while before saying: I'd rather believe it or not, it is estimated that it is true, or the three of them click it together. So the third child really escorted all three of us out.
When the third child was about to raise his knife and slash at Brother Monkey's head, Brother Monkey suddenly shouted "Click" again. The third child said helplessly: Big brother, I really convinced you, can you just say anything in one breath? Don't make a "click" for a while, I can't stand it. Brother Monkey smiled and said: Brother, don't bother, Lao Sun has this one request. Go ahead! The third child said very benevolently. Brother Monkey said: Brother, you don't know, if you tie my hands like this, Lao Sun's body will not be smooth, you can only loosen the rope, then you can eat the most delicious monkey meat.
The third child thought about it, and then finally agreed to Brother Monkey's request. The third child said while untying Brother Monkey: If I hadn't seen you going to Lord Yama, I wouldn't have been so kind! Brother Monkey said: That's it! Is that! There's Brother Lao. The third Thunderbolt Taoist had just untied Brother Monkey, and Brother Monkey stood up suddenly, and then snatched the sharp knife from the third brother's hand, and then ran to us in a puff, poof, poof, and broke the rope on me and Senior Brother Sha. Big brother and second brother! Big brother and second brother! The third Thunderbolt Taoist priest shouted loudly there.
Shut up! I rushed to the third child with an arrow, and then stepped on his neck, and then he made two ahhhhhhh Senior Brother Sha took the rope from the side, tied him up, and threw him in the ditch outside the courtyard. Don't worry, we're not trying to drown him, because there's not a drop of water in that ditch. After that, Brother Monkey beckoned us to follow him into the house.
When we opened the door, a voice of questioning came from the house: Third child, are you okay? Brother Monkey pinched his nose and imitated the tone of the third brother and said: Second brother, you come out to help, I can't do it alone! You're really, don't you just get a knife in your hand? It's so much trouble! Someone in the house said. Then I heard the sound of kick-and-tap footsteps, and then a figure came out. Bang! I picked up the stick I had just found from behind the door and struck it on the figure's head. Ah! Immediately, the man squatted down and looked at it, and it turned out to be the second child.
Dick, what's wrong? The boss asked in the house. Then the Boss came out. The boss deserves to be the boss, he didn't come out directly, but poked his head out first and looked outside. I wanted to fight, but my head quickly retracted, and the stick missed. The Perak Road Elder had already reacted, and hurriedly ran to the stove room and took out a spatula and rushed out. Seeing this, Brother Monkey immediately rushed to meet the sharp knife in his hand, only to hear the sound of ping-pong, and then saw a burst of sparks, and then saw the spatula in the hand of the Thunderbolt Taoist Boss fall to the ground.
At this time, the second brother who was squatting on the ground by me just now also stood up, picked up the spatula that the boss had dropped, and smashed it towards Senior Brother Sha, who had no weapon in his hand next to him! said that it was too late, and then quickly, Brother Monkey took two steps back, faced the second child, and then slashed it down. Fortunately, the second child reacted in time, otherwise Brother Monkey's knife would at least cut off his palm. Anyway, the third brother outside is shouting again: Big brother and second brother! Big brother and second brother! Come and let me out to help! Hearing the shouts of the third child, the second child turned around and prepared to go out. But Brother Monkey jumped in front of him quickly, and then put the sharp knife on his neck, so the second child had to stop.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the boss hurriedly ran towards the basement. I laughed and said brother, you are really, the outside is so wide, you don't want to go to the basement. Brother Monkey said stupid, don't laugh, hurry up and stop him, he went down to the basement to get the thunderbolt; Hurry up! Seriously? I asked, but no one answered me, so I had to go up and stop the boss first. The boss was more cunning, probably calculating that they were in a weak position now, so he didn't plan to dwell on me for too long, but flew towards the vent in the basement that led to the room above, and then really got into it.
Hurry up and stop him! Brother Monkey shouted over there. I said yes, and then flew down. Senior Brother Sha was also ready to come down to help, Brother Monkey said Senior Brother Sha, don't go down yet, go outside to see the third child first, don't let him break free. So Senior Brother Sha ran out to look at the third child. Anyway, I chased the boss to the basement, and he really grabbed a handful of thunderbolts and was about to throw them at me. I hurriedly said, "Brother, you must not make such a joke, don't you see that this basement is full of thunderbolts?" Then we're all done! The big dog jumped off the wall and said with red eyes: That's right! It's all explosives, and if you dare to take one more step, I'll detonate it all! I said: Brother, it doesn't seem to be worth it, think about it, we are going to die together before we even recruit you, so you have no face when you say it, don't you? The boss tilted his head and thought for a while, probably thinking that what I said made sense, so he walked outside while holding a thunderbolt to me. I said: It's easy to talk about it, let's talk about it when we go out, and talk about it when we go out.
I shouted to Brother Monkey while following the boss out: Brother Monkey, the boss came out with a thunderbolt! Brother Monkey looked at us vigilantly. Then the eldest slowly retreated to the door. I said, "Brother Monkey, let's go outside to duel, they will definitely use Thunderbolts, but this basement is full of Thunderbolts, if we fight in the house, I guess we will have to finish the game." Brother Monkey thought for a while, and then pushed the second child outside. Just as I and Senior Brother Sha were about to go out, they were stopped by Brother Monkey.
I asked: Brother Monkey, what are you doing? Brother Monkey said: Idiot, go to the kitchen and bring a basin of water out! Why? I continued to ask. Brother Monkey said: Don't they like to use thunderbolts? That's a really powerful thing, we have to get vaccinated first, and everyone will be soaked first, and then we won't catch fire on our bodies, and then we can concentrate on them. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother, this is really a good idea. After that, we followed what Brother Monkey said, and poured a basin of water on everyone, just like a chicken in soup. When I went out again, I found that the boss had actually untied the third child, which was really a major mistake. But the second child is still in Brother Monkey's hands, so we tied up the second child and threw it aside. The boss looked angry, and at this time he was looking at us angrily with the third child and a pack of thunderbolts. Brother Monkey beckoned us to strike first, so the three of us went to them one by one.
It's not one person, to be specific, I and Senior Brother Sha went to the boss, and Brother Monkey went to the second. Sure enough, as soon as we got closer, the boss grabbed a whole handful of thunderbolts and threw them at us, and immediately, our bodies "crackled" and exploded, and with it there was a sharp pain. Brother Monkey was the same, there was also a crackling sound. They used the kind that could make a fire, the kind they caught us last night. Fortunately, Brother Monkey had the foresight to make us all wet, otherwise we would definitely catch fire.
I jumped and screamed. Brother Monkey asked: What are you doing, idiot? I said that the thunderbolt hurt so much on my body. Brother Monkey said that you are a nerd, you will not beat him up, so it will be smoothed out? I was right, so I worked together with Senior Brother Sha to attack the boss.
Seeing that we were desperate, the boss was a little scared, and turned around and was about to escape, but Senior Brother Sha reacted a little faster and immediately stepped forward to grab him. The boss turned around, grabbed a handful of thunderbolts and was about to smash them at Senior Brother Sha. Just before Senior Brother Sha had time to dodge, I flew up with an arrow, and then slammed the stick in my hand into the hands of the Thunderbolt Taoist Boss. Ah! The boss screamed sharply, and then crouched down.
I took the opportunity to go up and hit him on the back, and the boss fell to the ground*. Brother Monkey's side is more than enough to deal with, a second brother is obviously not his opponent, since our side is almost done, so I told Senior Brother Sha to ask him to come over to Brother Monkey's side to help, so as to end the battle as soon as possible.
Senior Brother Sha said that the second senior brother, you should be careful, I went over to help. As everyone knows, Senior Brother Sha had just walked away, and the boss suddenly jumped up from the ground again, and then took out a thunderbolt and smashed it into my face. Of course, I saw it, and I reacted, I immediately made a forward roll motion, and when I rolled forward, I stretched out my foot and kicked the thunderbolt flying in mid-air towards the Thunderbolt Taoist boss. When he landed, he heard a crackling explosion, and then he heard the cry of the Thunderbolt Taoist boss "oops".
I stood up and looked, and it turned out that the thunderbolts I kicked out just now hit the Thunderbolt Taoist boss in the face. When he got up again, I realized that he had become a big cat, and that he still had a sparkle of fire in his hair. I said that my brother, your hairstyle is really handsome, and you will definitely win the grand prize if you go to the innovative thinking lecture.
I won't let go of the opportunity to beat the water dog, the key is that he has made my old pig suffer a lot before, so I can't let go of the opportunity to repair him, so I didn't hesitate to rush over and give him a blow to the head before he could react, and he fell.
Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you can't beat him to death, and you'll have to beat his ass later! I stepped forward to probe his snort, and then reported to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, he is still alive, and he can definitely feel the spanking.
The punishment was carried out by dragging them into the house, because there were quite a few residents around at the time, so we decided to save some face for them. Later, their buttocks were swollen like steamed buns that had just come out of the cage, but they didn't steam out; Another one became a pig's head, and the reason was that he talked back to me, so I immediately decided to turn him into my appearance.