Chapter 41: The Mysterious Woman
"Hehe, stay tuned, it's guaranteed to make you save face." Su Anbai is full of confidence.
The beauties are very confident, after all, where is the appearance.
It's just that, considering that Su Anbai has always had the problem of 'suddenly going off the line', and often doing stupid things like 'Anbai's clever plan to calm the world, losing his wife and breaking his army', Zhang Yang can only be cautiously optimistic.
"So what do we do now?" At this time, Su Anbai looked at the time and said, "It's only ten o'clock in the morning, and it's still early for the evening party." ”
"Hmm..."Zhang Yang thought for a moment, and then said, "None... It doesn't matter, as long as it's not a romance movie. ”
Then Zhang Yang chose "Pig Man Movie".
There are only five people in a screening hall plus Zhang Yang and Su Anbai, and the other three people are a family of three.
Su Anbai felt that the family of three didn't spend as much time watching movies as the two of them.
"They must be thinking of us as idiots, think about it, do any adults run to the movie theater to watch Pigman?"
Su Anbai wanted to cry.
"Why is there such a stupid man? Take a woman to watch a movie and choose Pig Man..."
The key is that Zhang Yang still looks at this product, and his face is still unfinished.
"Pigman is so handsome."
Su An was angry and didn't fight anywhere.
Syllable~
Su Anbai directly rewarded Zhang Yang's head: "Are you an idiot? are all adults, who still watches that kind of low-looking movie. People still think I'm bringing a stupid brother to watch a movie! ”
"I thought you'd like it, when you were a kid, you liked the Pig Man cartoon the most. When I was a kid and cosplayed, you always asked me to play Pig Man, and then you played Fei Fei. ”
Su Anbai collapsed slightly, covering his face with one hand: "Please don't say it." ”
Zhang Yang smiled and said: "What's even funnier is that you also asked the teacher, why did you finish watching the first forty episodes of Pig Man, but Pig Man and Fei Fei still didn't get married?" The teachers were all asked to be stupid..."
Su Anbai completely collapsed, she directly pinched Zhang Yang's neck with both hands, her cheeks flushed and said, "Besides, I'll strangle you." ”
After a pause, after calming down a little, Su Anbai said angrily: "When you were a child, how can you remember it so clearly!" ”
"It's strange to say, I forgot most of the things when I was a child, but I don't know why I remember you very clearly."
Zhang Yang looked pensive: "Hmm... Maybe I was bullied too much by you when I was a child, so I was impressed by your things, right? ”
", I'm the victim of school bullying."
"True or false, who bullied you?"
"Publicity."
Publicity:...
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "You are a false accusation of Chi Guoguo." ”
"I didn't frame you, although you didn't punch or kick me, but you caused substantial damage to my spirit!"
"For example?"
"Think to yourself, don't you remember everything about me?"
Sweat slightly.
He paused, then chuckled, "No matter what kind of mood we were in at the time, but looking back now, these memories are heartwarming and sweet." ”
The corners of Su Anbai's mouth squirmed, and there was no squeak.
After a while, Zhang Yang collected his emotions and chuckled again: "Where are you going now?" ”
"I don't care, you see for yourself."
"Hmm..."Zhang Yang thought for a moment, and then chuckled: "Let's go to KTV." ”
Su Anbai's face instantly had a black line: "Zhang Yang, did you mean it?" If you know I'm here, you'll be out of tune when you sing. ”
"You just have a phobia of the stage, and this is not a terminal disease, as long as you work hard, you will definitely be able to overcome it."
"Really?"
"I'll train with you." Zhang Yang smiled.
Su Anbai's expression was hesitant, but he finally nodded.
"Hmm."
Subsequently, the two went to a KTV in Donghua.
It's not often that there are KTVs that open in the morning, but there happens to be one nearby.
"Ahh
Zhang Yang smiled: "The bathroom is in the left corner." ”
"How do you know I'm going to the bathroom?"
"Alas, Miss Su, the two of us are childhood sweethearts. Although we don't have a good relationship, I am the man who knows you best. Zhang Yang smiled.
Su An's eyes were full of tears.
Although she wanted to deny it, she didn't want to admit it, but it was true.
"Enemies."
Su Anbai wanted to complain about Zhang Yang, but he felt that he couldn't help it, so he went to the toilet first.
After Su Anbai left, Zhang Yang opened a small private room at the front desk.
"Sir, do you need to sing the princess?" A male staff member smiled.
"No, thank you."
"Uh..."The male staff member scratched his head: "To be honest, a female customer gave me a tip of 500 and asked me to cooperate with her as a singing princess to sing with you." ”
This young man is not very good at lying, and Zhang Yang has already done it before he asks much.
"Huh?" Zhang Yang was stunned: "Who?" ”
The male staff member looked back at the outside.
"That's her, she's gone." He scratched his head and looked embarrassed: "I guess it's my relationship that leaked to you." ”
"Hmm..."
Zhang Yang's eyes flickered.
"Who the hell is it?"
At this time, Su Anbai came back from going to the toilet.
"Hey, Zhang Yang, what are you looking at?"
"It's fine." Zhang Yang cleaned up his emotions, and then smiled: "I've already opened the room, let's go in." ”
Su An's white face was slightly dark: "It's a private room!" ”
After a while, the two of them came to a small private room.
"I'm so nervous, I'm so nervous." Su Anbai looked at the microphone placed on the table and rubbed his hands.
"Nervous? We used to take a shower together, and I didn't see you nervous. ”
"Fuck off, that's your mom and my mom fighting, and then dumping us less than a year old in the bath of a nearby maternity shop."
Zhang Yang smiled: "Think about that time, we were so miserable." The two mothers beat people on their backs and in a hot rage, and no one cared about us. ”
Su Anbai also sighed and said: "Later, when I grew up, I watched the video at that time." The two of us cried and screamed, but Su Momo didn't say a word, calmly and calmly swimming in a swimming ring. That girl has been precocious since she was a child. ”
Zhang Yang smiled: "Momo's swimming talent has already appeared at that time. ”
He paused, and then said: "Su Anbai, there is something that I have never told you, in fact, Su Momo saved me from drowning when I was a child. It's a lifesaver. So, no matter how cold she is to me, I won't mind. ”
The corners of Su Anbai's mouth twitched slightly, and then twisted his head to the side.
"Huh? You're so calm. Did you hear about it from Momo? Zhang Yang said again.
"You talk a lot of nonsense, you are singing with me, why do you keep talking about Momo? What is the difference between you and those passers-by who only have foam in their eyes? Zhang Yang, don't forget, you are not only Su Momo's childhood sweetheart, but also my Su Anbai's childhood sweetheart! Su Anbai said dissatisfied.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Zhang Yang smiled, and then chuckled, "What song do you want to sing?" I'll give you some. ”
"Li Shengjie's "Infatuation Absolutely".
Publicity:...