Chapter 61: Compromise
In the private seat of the Water Gate Tavern, Danzou and the two Uchiha sat across from each other, and a dazzling array of ingredients were placed on the table between them.
In the end, the first life did not follow the requirements of the group and served all the special dishes that were available, after all, this is not realistic, who can have such a huge appetite?
But in order to satisfy Mr. Dolphin's pursuit of food, Hatsusei still thought of a compromise solution, that is, to prepare a giant hot pot.
Considering the presence of minors, the first born did not choose the spicy hot pot, but added a special sauce to the bottom of the ingredients, mixed with nutritious honey and garlic juice, which looked extra viscous.
Danzo grabbed a piece of pig ear with his chopsticks, carefully scraped off the black hair on the back of the ear and the ear and eye with the wind blade, and then stretched it straight into the bottom of the boiling pot.
The crispy ear cartilage slowly softens in the heat of the sauce and squeaks as it absorbs the essence of the soup.
The advantages of the veteran Wind Escape Ninja are reflected again at this time.
While Uchiha Fugaku and Uchiha Tatsumi were still staring, Danzou accurately judged the heat of the ingredients from the sound of the wind bursting bubbles.
Quickly salvaged it, the original pink pig ears have turned into a translucent sauce color, which looks delicious.
Taking advantage of the residual temperature, quickly stuff the pig's ears into the mouth, even if the high temperature burns the oral mucosa, you must not let go, and close your lips tightly.
After a short period of pain, the silky texture brought by melted cartilage and sincere collagen is as if it was the first kiss with a beloved girl when I was young.
Danzou closed his eyes, and although he hadn't experienced kissing as a super magician, he could imagine the feeling.
After a long time, Tuan Zang reminisced about the short good time, reluctantly opened his eyes, and then, forced to start work left and right, he couldn't wait to pick up his chopsticks and poke towards the second and third dishes, pork nose sashimi and honey dolphin joy.
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After a stormy hot pot feast, all the ingredients for about 10 people were gone.
For a ninja, it's not an exaggeration to eat such a small thing in one meal, but considering that the target is two children and a bad old man, the result is still quite impressive.
Uchiha Fugaku and Uchiha Tatsushi held their stomachs contentedly and leaned back on the soft booth to watch TV.
Although I can't keep up with the progress of the meal of Lord Dolphin's fierce wind, fortunately, there are many dishes, and Fuyue and Tatsumi also eat and drink well, so there is nothing to complain about.
What's more critical is that at this time, the process of the gourd baby on TV has reached a high level, and both of them are looking at the screen intently.
Danzou picked up the goblet and shook the slightly cloudy high-quality Coke in it, trying to clink glasses with the two dinner friends, only to find that their attention had been completely drawn to the cartoon.
Danzo snorted, showing disdain.
Eat well, practice well, and have fun, this is the true meaning of ninja practice, and these little ghosts who are distracted while eating are destined to not grow tall.
But in the final analysis, it was the boy of the Bofeng family who developed such a useless thing and consumed people's will in vain, which is indeed a bit misguided.
Tuan Zang licked the last pork bone, buckled the shredded flesh in the gap with his teeth, and then reluctantly put it on the table, and said, "Bofeng little ghost, what do you think about this TV old man ......?"
"Teacher Dolphin, don't forget the agreement!"
The newborn shook the contract in his hand, according to the contract, in order to avoid consumer complaints, the dolphin hand must be regarded as the teacher of the newborn once in public.
At that time, in order to take Wan Sanho as soon as possible, Tuan Zang didn't think about it so much and signed his stage name.
As a ninja, and a very successful ninja, Danzo has not taken in any disciples.
In fact, he originally thought about accepting apprentices.
It was around the same time that Ape Fei Ri accepted three outstanding disciples, and Tuan Zang also set his sights on another even more dazzling genius boy.
That's Hagi Shuomao.
However, there are some things that people are not as good as heaven, and Tuan Zang was still a mission maniac at that time, and he has been performing tasks outside all year round.
It just so happened that for some reason, the mission information in the country of grass was discrewed, and it took several months to return to Konoha with a delay.
The failure of this mission not only caused the right shoulder of Tuan Zang to fall ill, but also caused him to miss the date of accepting the apprentice.
Therefore, many times when hearing the news of how Konoha White Fang grew, Tuan Zang would always subconsciously feel a faint pain in his right shoulder.
Because of this, Tuan Zang has a trace of inexplicable hostility towards Qimu Shuomao, not to mention, the genius who can't be in his hands, it's better to get rid of such dangerous goods......
However, due to Shuo Mao's initiative to show favor to himself some time ago, Danzang has moved him from the dangerous list to the watch list.
In short, no matter what, as a ninja who has never accepted apprentices, now as the king of divine medicine, he has a disciple who is not very reliable, although in Danzang's opinion, this is just signed as a dolphin hand, and it is just a joke.
But now that his identity is a dolphin hand, he had to reluctantly change his words for the time being: "Newborn, can you turn off the TV, the story of the seven vegetative people vs. the snake demon is not bad, but this cartoon is too naΓ―ve!" β
"Uncle Dolphin, what you say makes no sense, I think this is a very superb form of artistic expression!"
Fu Yue knocked on his chopsticks and protested: "The kabuki you old man watch is the real boring thing, the actors are scared to death with white pulp on their faces, and the babbling and playing women are actually men!" How can a woman babble? Women should be cute and cute! β
"You know, kabuki is a noble art, and a man playing a woman is a great art, and in any case it is much more real than the paper man you see!"
Tuan Zang's face was red-eared in the debate, and he raised his cola and drank it cleanly, and then said: "Do you know that your father Uchiha Kagami was good at playing the role of a beautiful burp in Kabuki back then~~ people, and a pair of moving eyes have been praised by the second generation!" β
"And this kind of thing?"
Fuyue turned his head to look at Uchiha Chen in surprise, not to mention, this guy does seem to be a bit like a woman with clear eyebrows, and his appearance seems to be a little higher than his own.
No, I have to find a beautiful wife in the future, so that the offspring's appearance can surpass!
Fu Yue nodded, secretly making up his mind.
"You guy, don't you miss your deceased father at all?" Tuan Zang was dissatisfied and threw half of the pork bone casually, right in the center of Fuyue's eyebrows.
"Count your acquaintances, make mistakes and know that you don't escape being beaten!" Danzou nodded.
Fu Yue touched the root of his red nose, wanting to cry without tears, if he could escape, who would want to be beaten?
However, he still fought back: "In short, it is already a fact that Kabuki is outdated, and there has been no performance in the village for a long time!" β
"That's because...... That's because ......"
Tuan Zang couldn't say why for a long time, after all, even he hadn't seen this kind of thing for a long time.
"The two, in fact, between Kabuki and the paper people, there is also an art of compromise...... It's not that traditional, and it's not all paper people...... It's called ...... Movie ......"
Hatsunashi twists his sprained waist from subduing Tsunade and carrying her to bed while making his own proposal.
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