outsmart oneself
During the period when Taibai Lao'er was preparing for the opening of the pharmacy, I let him live in our house in Gao Laozhuang, which was empty anyway, so it was better to be a favor. I've heard some people say that people and houses are connected. The example they gave was that uninhabited houses were particularly prone to collapse. I don't know if that's true, if there's such a thing.
One day, I was talking to Taibai Lao'er about his pharmacy, and Brother Monkey suddenly called and asked Taibai Lao'er if he was here? I said yes. Brother Monkey said don't let him go yet, I'll go over to you right away, I have something important to look for him. Since Brother Monkey said that it was something important, it must be something important.
It didn't take long for Brother Monkey to fly over. I have explained before that because the pollution of the atmosphere is relatively serious, most immortals no longer dare to use the spell of soaring clouds and fog frequently. But Brother Monkey is a person who does not believe in evil, probably relying on his seventy-two changes, not taking death in his eyes, and still coming and going in the clouds. There may be another reason, that is, Brother Monkey is an acute person, and he can't wait to be relied on, so he has to do what he says he wants to do, and he has to do what he says he does, otherwise he will do whatever he wants.
Brother Monkey's matter is really important, because two major accidents have occurred in Huaguo Mountain one after another. Because there is only one item related to Taibai Lao'er, let's talk about this one first, and the other one will be mentioned in the diary later.
Brother Monkey's good breed horse is out of order.
The high-quality horses raised by Brother Monkey are produced by crossing the Pegasus (horses in the heavenly court) with the excellent horse breeds on the ground, and have both the spirituality of the Pegasus and the adaptability of the terrestrial horse breed to the earth's environment. In order to cross horses, Brother Monkey spent a lot of time and energy, largely because Pegasus and terrestrial horses belong to two different interfaces, just like humans and immortals, humans and ghosts cannot marry and have children, in principle, Pegasus cannot mate with horses on earth. Later, Brother Monkey didn't know who he asked to help, and finally completed this seemingly impossible thing.
Raising these horses is a very painstaking thing, because he is not worried about the skill of the horse trainer, Brother Monkey decided to take matters into his own hands and sell the first batch of horses to see the effect. Brother Monkey was Bi Ma Wen back then, and he was qualified to question the qualifications of professional horse trainers.
Tossing and turning, Brother Monkey's first batch of horses can finally get out of the groove. He had contacted an international racing club and had promised to pick a few training horses from him, and if the overall performance was qualified, they would be used as backup horses for the official race horses, and if the results were obvious, they would be considered for the official race horses.
For such news, of course, it is worth celebrating. But the accident happened, and several horses suddenly seemed listless, and they were not as nimble in running and jumping as before, and there were only five days left before the agreed day of delivery of the horses. So Brother Monkey seemed very anxious.
I muttered that Taibai Lao'er is not a veterinarian, how do you know what is going on with the horse being sick? Brother Monkey said that I am a nerd, and said that people and horses don't have two eyes, two ears, and one mouth, what's the difference? Brother Monkey is so funny, he actually confuses people and horses.
I asked him why he didn't go to the local veterinarian, why did he come all the way to call Taibai Lao'er? Brother Monkey said that nerds are nerds, don't you know why the divine doctor is called a divine doctor?
Brother Monkey asked Taibai Lao'er to go with him, and invited him to drink after the deed.
Taibai Lao'er went and came back in less than half a day.
I asked, how did it do it so quickly?
Taibai Lao'er said haha, the monkey head is still so careless, and he feeds the horses too much, so most of the horses are having diarrhea.
I thought that Brother Monkey wanted to raise a good fat before handing over the horses, so as to leave a good impression on others, but I didn't expect it to be self-defeating.