Metamorphosis - A Little Trouble in the Sky (1)
After spending more than ten days at home, I decided to go to Heaven again, specifically to go to Rulai's house. Since returning from Kokuse, Lao Zhu has felt that his body has weakened a lot, especially after the one with Sister Qing. Before I thought about it, Mugu No. 2 had said that when I traveled through the universe, I would consume more or less my own energy, and it is estimated that the energy in my body was consumed in the gate of time and space when I came back. In the process of going to the planet before, because we will replenish energy every time we go to a planet, so the fatigue is temporary, but this time I came back different, the terminal station did not have a place to replenish the energy of the old pig, so I had to let it recover slowly and little by little.
As for what to do at Rulai's house, of course, it is still for the deformation.
I'm looking for this thing, anyway, I think it's justified.
The first is that someone has to take care of it. Rulai is in charge of life and death in the Three Realms, and he is deciding where people thrive and where people are scarce; If you can't control me, you definitely don't believe it. The second is that when I first went to Heaven to find Rulai, Rulai promised that he would point me to a deformed sunny avenue, but the premise was that I had to give him a piece of land with good feng shui so that he could build a villa in the future. I thought about it at the time, and it was very likely that I would have to ask him for help in the future, so I agreed. But what about the current situation? The land is admitted to go out, and the sunny avenue that you came to point out to me is useless, which makes my old pig so annoyed; His behavior is called deception in a small way, and fraud in a big way, and it is not a light crime. Although the land is still planted by my old pig, I can't help but admit what I said, and what I promised others has to be honored, which means that the land is still the same, but he hasn't gone down to build a house yet. You may say that you have forgotten it and can't remember the original agreement? It would be nice if that was the case, but the reality is very realistic. You may not know much about Rulai, and think that he is very generous, but if you think so, it is very wrong; It's not that I'm here to say bad things about Rulai, but Rulai remembers everything that others owe him, and every penny is it. I promised him at the beginning, and naturally I owed him, and later he mentioned it to me half-jokingly and half-seriously.
Therefore, whether it is in terms of obligation or responsibility, Rulai should know what to do.
Rulai is still living in a villa in Lingshan and living a leisurely life. Although he opened a branch in the southeast, northwest, and northwest, he just sat at home to guide the country, and rarely went out to walk around in person, and usually sent his assistants to deal with some of the more important things.
The villa is an independent building, surrounded by mountains and rivers. Next to it is a very large waterfall, magnificent, but I can't see where it flows from, I guess it is from the south to the north of the Milky Way; Behind it is the Spirit Mountain, which is also very imposing, and it looks like the Potala Palace from a distance. Outside the villa is a high fence, almost half of the entire Lingshan Mountain, of course, the villa of Rulai is also among them; I wonder if even the rich family doesn't have this boss pomp, doesn't it mean it? At best, it's a lot of security; What's more, this is still a spiritual mountain far away in the sky? No matter how bold the robbers and bandits are, it is estimated that none of them will dare to come to such a place to spread wild; It can be seen that Rulai's suspicion is heavier.
When I went to Nyorai Villa, there was only a tengu guarding the door squatting there. So I said to it, I am the former marshal of Tianpeng, hurry up and inform your master to come out to greet him, and say that Zhu Bajie is coming. Unexpectedly, the dog did not move, still sitting there with his head held high; But at the same time, it didn't bark loudly, probably because it knew that there was a trace of fairy energy on my old pig. After that, I called out twice in succession, and the guy still sat idly by. I pondered at the door for a long time, and finally came to my senses: Could it be that I am not polite enough? The decision has been made, so I said to it in a very humble and polite tone: Brother Dog, please go in and notify him, and say that Uncle Rulai came to visit him when Zhu Bajie visited. Sure enough, as soon as I finished speaking, the dog immediately stood up, squinted at me, and swaggered inside.
Grandma's, I didn't expect his guard dogs to be so arrogant, no wonder Rulai was so arrogant.
After a while, Rulai came out, with a big belly, and glanced at me with a condescending look, and said haha It turned out to be the marshal who came, please come in, please come in. Hypocritical, pretending to be quite similar! I couldn't help but curse in my heart.
Rulai's house is richly decorated, just like the palace of the emperor in ancient times.
After sitting down, I explained my intention to Rulai. For example, Marshal, I have already pointed you to the Sunshine Avenue, why do you still come to me? You know, I have my problems. I knew that he wanted to play football again, so I told him straight to the point, saying that you don't agree with the old pig doing this, since I have promised to give you a piece of land, but you didn't help me get the deformation, if you follow this logic, the old pig can also regret not giving you that piece of land. If you come to see that I have moved my real character, it is not as easy to deal with as before, so I immediately changed my attitude, saying that everything is easy to talk about and discuss, and I will definitely find a solution.
Grandma's, it seems that he doesn't come with him, he still thinks I'm a bully, it's really "the tiger doesn't threaten it, it's a sick cat".
I feel that it is necessary to explain the motive of going to Heaven this time, and it also represents my motivation for going to Heaven to seek transformation before. The reason why the old pig became an old pig is because he did not think carefully and acted prudently. At that time, the emperor Lao'er belittled me to the earth, and there was no stipulation that I said that I must become a pig, but I mistakenly believed the words in the TV before I was reincarnated, and chose a dark night as the time for me to go down to earth, and the result was unfortunate, I became the virtuous person I am now, half human and half pig. Who is to blame for this? It's understandable, it's my old pig's own fault, it seems that the trouble of coming up to Heaven is a little unreasonable. But since Heavenly Court is in charge of the life and death of the Three Realms, it is naturally in charge of the appearance of my old pig; Just like a hospital, the hospital is open to save the life and help the wounded, treat the sick and recuperate, if any patient's illness can not even be solved by the hospital, it cannot be said that it is the patient's fault, it can only be said that the hospital does not have such advanced technology. The old pig is now the patient, and the heavenly court represented by Rulai is the hospital in the symbolic sense, and the patient has an incurable disease to seek medical treatment in the hospital, which is a matter of course.
So it is basically natural for the old pig to come to him.
What's more, Rulai promised to point out a bright road to me, but he didn't fulfill it, and it was when my old pig was willing to pay, which was equivalent to Rulai selling me a commodity, but the hateful thing is that the payment has been paid off and the commodity has not yet been seen. I have already explained these things before, and I will not repeat them here. For example, Marshal, your matter is more difficult, I did promise you to solve this problem at the beginning, but now you have seen the actual situation, the Heavenly Court is no longer the original Heavenly Court, and the personnel changes are quite large, even if I say it, it must also be agreed by the people under them; As for the matter of that land, I don't want it, anyway, I can't leave this spiritual mountain for a while, what do you think?
I don't understand, so how about asking?
If I don't want the piece of land you promised me, you don't want to come to me to discuss the transformation again, okay?
I was very angry, saying that even if you don't want the land, you still have to solve my problem; How can you say that! Aren't you shirking your responsibilities? Rulai's voice suddenly raised a little and said: I have no choice, what do you like!
Actually played tricks with me!
To be honest, I came to Heaven to put some pressure on Rulai; second, I want to explore the situation and see what kind of attitude Rulai has; Third, I am desperate, hoping to find some hope when I come up; Fourth, I have to find a place to go around, and I can't stay at home all the time, otherwise I will let my father-in-law and mother-in-law say it. Originally, before I came to Heavenly Court, I had already expected seven or eight points in my heart, and even the people of Mugu couldn't help their high-level wisdom, so it was estimated that this was indeed tricky. However, based on the above reasons, I still came to Heaven in the end. Just like most of the aggrieved masses, what they want is just an outlet for catharsis, and they don't really want to make trouble, as long as the person in charge of the matter is handled properly, they can "turn the big into the small and the small into nothing", "turn the enemy into a friend"; But if the person in charge does not handle it well, then the development of the situation will be completely different, which is the root of the conflict and the origin of the war......
Well, that's a lot to say.
The reason why I want to say so much is because Lao Zhu thinks that our current situation is similar to the example mentioned above. If you are the representative of the person in charge, I am the masses who have problems that need to be solved; Originally, I came here largely just to ask for an explanation, after all, the old pig can't be transformed and belongs to the heavenly court, and the ability to belong to the heavenly court is not good, as long as their attitude is a little more relaxed, I will give up, my old pig is a better talker. But there was no such pleasant scene at the moment, and Rulai, who was the person in charge of the Heavenly Court, was now talking to me in such an almost unreasonable tone, so I felt angry.
It is estimated that Rulai also felt that he had lost his temper, so he immediately changed his attitude again, saying that he had to discuss with the relevant Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals, and asked me to wait here for a while. I thought that even if I couldn't get the deformed formula, I would give the whole two bottles of jade liquid elixir to Sister Qing to drink, so that she could prolong her life.
In other words, I basically don't have too much hope for deformation now - for Heavenly Court, I just hope that Heavenly Court can send me a little "condolence money", which can be regarded as compensation for mental losses. I must have understood what I meant, a very smart guy of his.
After a while, Rulai came back, and he said that he had discussed it with the relevant Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals, and everyone agreed that this could not be done for the ability of Heavenly Court, so they had to use other ways to issue me a certain amount of "nutrition deposit", which was regarded as a trace of condolences to the former Marshal Tianpeng. If you come to it, you are really a smart person, and you know the original intention of my old pig at a glance. Since things have developed to this point, I am no longer embarrassed to be dead and shameful, not to mention that it is useless to have a dead skin, so I will use a very generous tone to Ru, well, since you can't do anything, the old pig has to find another way, but the matter of "nutrition fee" ......
If you talk about this, you have to wait for a while, they still have to take time to arrange, you go down first, once the arrangement is completed, I will send someone to inform you.
Although I was not very happy, I was afraid that Rulai would release the cannon again, but now there is no other way, so I have to agree.
Some people may say that it won't help you to force people like this, old pig, people are obviously powerless. Although this is true, it cannot be used as a reason for me not to come to him. What is the identity of the old pig now? Flat-headed people! To be precise, it is a flat-headed common man who is still a little well-known. What is he? The head of the Three Realms! This is already obvious, the old pig lives in the mortal world, within the scope of the Three Realms, and naturally belongs to the leadership team of Rulai, which means that I am the people of his Rulai; If I don't look for him, who will I go to?
Okay, let's not talk about it, if you talk too much, some people will mutter about my old pig mother-in-law.
When I came back in the afternoon, there was also the white bone spirit who followed Sister Qing into the door. I'm very curious, this white bone spirit usually rarely comes to our house, why did he come to a surprise attack today? The reason why she didn't come to our house was very simple, because she was young and beautiful with Sister Qing. And I also told her before, if there is anything, tell my sister Qing, so that she will not be suspicious when she gets it, although there is really nothing between us.
Sister Qing said: Bajie, Miss Bai said that there is something to do with you, what are you doing?
I said nothing, and the old pig came out immediately.
Sister Qing went in to make tea after beckoning Bai Gujing to sit down, and before leaving, she urged me again and said: Bajie, hurry up, don't grind, Miss Bai is waiting here!
When I walked to the outhouse, I saw the white bone spirit leaning on the sofa, her posture was indescribably charming and sultry, like a little white rabbit, which made people can't help but feel like hugging her into their arms. Seeing that I had gone out, the white bone spirit hurriedly stood up and said hello. I hurriedly stopped her, saying that they were all acquaintances who looked down and didn't look up, so there was no need to be so polite.
Sister Qing took the tea out and put it away, and then she was ready to leave, I said don't go to work, sit down and talk together.
Without waiting for Sister Qing to speak, the white bone spirit chimed in: "Yes, I have something I want to ask you for help."
Can I help? Sister Qing looked suspicious.
I said don't ask so much first, won't it be clear when the white bone spirit finishes speaking? Sister Qing slowly sat down next to me, and then grabbed my hands with her fingers interlocked, as if to prove that we are a couple in love, and the intention is self-evident.
The white bone spirit looked embarrassed at first, as if there was something unspeakable; Seeing this, Sister Qing grabbed my hand tighter.
I say you have something to say, just say it, is it impossible to get away with money? The white bone spirit said no, no, thanks to your brother pig, the business on the third floor of our house is much better than before.
I was puzzled, saying that since it is not a problem of money, what kind of problem is it? Did you come to our house in person? Sister Qing also said, yes, we are not outsiders, it doesn't hurt to say it directly.
Only then did the white bone spirit finally pour out the truth: she wanted to invite me and Sister Qing to go to my master to propose marriage.
Bai Gujing said that since she left her previous company and came to our hotel, there have been many young bosses who have been trying to woo her. I said this is a good thing, just choose one, and when the time comes, Brother Pig and Sister I Qing will help you refer to it.
The white bone spirit suddenly looked very depressed and said, but I still can't let go of Sanzang, and I basically don't feel anything about those men, and I don't know if it's because of him; I think women still have to get married after all, so I'm afraid that one day I won't be able to resist the attack of one of these men and will compromise, so I want to ask Brother Sanzang to make a statement as soon as possible, I have a good choice.
After I thought about it, it seemed that it would not work if I didn't tell her the truth, and it was unfair to let her wait in vain and without results. But I didn't speak immediately, firstly because I was afraid that she wouldn't be able to bear it, and secondly, because I was still thinking about the best solution. Sister Qing probably saw my difficulties, so she quickly found another topic to talk to Bai Gujing, which was all about chatter between some women.
This white bone spirit is infatuated, how is it good to call me an old pig? If you say it directly, it will definitely hurt her to a greater or lesser extent, and if you don't say it directly, it will not be a way to drag it out like this after all. After thinking about it for a while, I decided to let Sister Qing speak, after all, it is easier for women to communicate with each other, compared to sometimes between women and men. So I squeezed Sister Qing's hand tightly with my hand, and then turned the corners of my mouth in the direction of the white bone spirit, signaling that she should still speak.
Sister Qing understood what I meant, and after listening to Bai Gujing's words, she began to tell her euphemistically that our master has already fallen in love with someone, and has been dating for a while, before you come over. Of course, when Sister Qing said this, she said it in an intermittent tone, as if it was very difficult. As soon as Sister Qing's words were finished, the white bone spirit looked at me with a very surprised look, probably wanting to ask why I hadn't told her before.
I consciously take the blame, I should not hide the truth from others, sometimes deception is more stinging than direct harm.
I said Bai Mei, don't be angry, the old pig actually has no malicious intentions, the old pig actually wants to ......
Before I could finish speaking, Sister Qing interrupted, saying that we should take time to go over to Master's side to investigate, maybe Master hasn't made the final decision yet? Of course, Sister Qing said this just to ease the tense atmosphere; It is estimated that Bai Gujing also understood Sister Qing's intentions, she said no, no wonder he has always been lukewarm to me, it turns out that he has a favorite object.
The white bone spirit was about to say goodbye, and I called my sister Qing to see her off, and when I walked out of the room, the image of the white bone spirit with her head lowered left a very deep impression on me. I regret hurting another person, although it is not directly related to me; I think that if there is a similar situation in the future, I must not hide it, even if the other party will look for death and life after telling the truth, because the old pig at that time was also a victim.