After the orderer left, five people ate fruit and waited for the food to be served.

The delicious fruits can't stop their mouths, and they are discussing today's wonderful game in full swing.

Suddenly, there was a mobile phone ringing in the box: "The enemy has thirty seconds to arrive at the battlefield, crush their ......"

Hearing the voice, Lin Jingming hurriedly took out his mobile phone from the backpack containing the peripherals.

I saw that the screen of the mobile phone displayed "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person." ”

What？

What's going on??!!!

The remaining four people immediately quieted down, and their doubtful eyes, playful eyes, and playful eyes, without explaining what I know, all fell on Lin Jingming's body.

Lin Jingming didn't grind, and pressed the answer button with an expression of death.

"Hahaha, Lin Jingming, you've got a big deal, hahaha......"

As soon as Lin Jingming connected the phone, he habitually put it to his ear, but in only a few tenths of a second, he immediately reacted again and put his mobile phone on the dining table.

There was no need to turn on the speakerphone at all, but a female voice came over the phone, echoing in the quiet box.

On the other end of the phone, yes, it was the girl who was remarked by Lin Jingming as "no one treats you as a dumb person if you don't speak", which is Lin Jingming's sister.

Lin Jingming's sister and he are twins, the elder brother is called Lin Jingming, and the younger sister is called Lin Chunhe.

The name is said to have been chosen by their grandfather on behalf of his friend, who was particularly fond of Fan Zhongyan's "The Story of Yueyang Tower".

Therefore, from "to Ruochun and Jingming, the waves are not alarmed, the sky is light, and there is a blue sky." They were named.

Lin Chunhe would make a phone call to Lin Jingming every month, and he was as punctual as a letter from home.

And every time she calls, she is like this shouting to deliver all kinds of exciting news. The whole team has adapted very much.

But this is the first time Xiao Nianyuan has seen this call that "no one treats you as a dumb person if you don't speak", so he was not only puzzled by such a note, but also very curious about the next hot news.

Who knew that after the phone was connected, Lin Chunhe didn't finish a sentence, so he laughed alone first.

It's really unheard, smell it first.

"Almost, say it, though I know you're not going to be good."

Lin Jingming interrupted Lin Chunhe's laughter, there was a kind of disgust to say quickly, to release a fart quickly, and to get out of here after it was over.

"Your life's event, what are you anxious about, my mother went out to talk to the old neighbors a few days ago, and the old neighbors said that they were going to introduce you to a blind date."

Lin Chunhe was afraid that if he would laugh again, Lin Jingming was about to hang up the phone directly, so he hurriedly cut to the point.

"I said you have time to help me talk to my mother, so that she is okay and don't mess around?"

Lin Jingming frowned, very helpless.

"It's not that your dear sister won't help you, our mother, you know, who let us give birth to such a mother."

"Oh, no, it's our own birth, our mother's biological birth, hey, it's a mistake."

"Do you remember our elementary school classmate Wang Weiguo, his daughter-in-law added a son to his family a few days ago, no, our mother is anxious about your lifelong event again."

"Then why aren't you anxious, we were born on the same day, our mother is not a patriarchal person."

Hearing Lin Chunhe beep a lot, Lin Jingming said.

"It's not like I haven't graduated from college yet, and as soon as I graduate and work, I guess I will be put on the agenda."

Lin Chunhe thought that Lin Jingming's today was her tomorrow, and there was a little helplessness in his voice.

"By the way, my mother also asked me to inquire with you, last time the sister of the fourth aunt's classmate was small, and I introduced you to that, oh, yes, what kind of kindergarten teacher, didn't you all add WeChat, what's the yellow?"

"They all said that if you have nothing to do, don't worry about it, you have to introduce, you have to add WeChat."

"They don't know what e-sports is, and I don't bother to explain that there is a generation gap, but we have a friendship born on the same day, the same month, and the same year, can you learn about the e-sports circle, we are very busy."

"Introduce me to a kindergarten teacher? People only work for a few hours a day, and often leave work at 3 o'clock in the afternoon. ”

"This off-duty, all kinds of WeChat emojis, awkward chats."

"How can I have time to deal with it, but I didn't reply to people saying that I was cold, and the reply said that I was perfunctory, I was too TM difficult, okay......"

Lin Jingming thought of the kindergarten teacher he had introduced, and he couldn't help complaining, but as soon as he started to complain, he was interrupted by Lin Chunhe.

"Wait, I seem to hear the word cold? You TM tease, middle two, slut Ming, even someone said that you are cold? I'm so blind, hahaha......"

"Hahahaha......"

Listening to Lin Chunhe's jokes, Zhao Wuya, Bai Weiyu, Xiao Nianyuan and Su Hao couldn't help but laugh along the table.

"Anyway, I don't plan to go on a blind date, it's just right to be yellow, you must have a good relationship with my mother for me, so that she must not be blind to a few more mandarin duck scores."

"Hey, seriously, my mother is still very serious and let me ask you what you like, you say, otherwise I won't be able to deal with it, my sister will help you, you can't be a brother and your sister isn't it."

"Of course I like the kind of thing, the family has a lot of money, preferably a private jet, and then it's young, beautiful, and only loves me......"

Damn, dare you play tricks on me!! Lin Chunhe immediately interrupted Lin Jingming's words.

"Stop! Lin Jingming, you ......"

"What am I, you must want to say that I want to be beautiful, right, although I am ugly, but I want to be beautiful, can't I?"

Lin Jingming, who was interrupted, was not annoyed, thinking that Lin Chunhe must be eager to follow the communication signal to beat him up at this time, he was so proud.

"Hahaha, Lin Jingming, you are poisonous."

"Damn, I really played the word brazen to the fullest."

"You're going to laugh at me and inherit my ant flowers. Huh? ”

"If I die laughing, you will pay for this meal."

……

The four people who finally stopped laughing just now were once again amused by Lin Jingming's words and laughed wildly.

"I feel sorry for your sister for a minute."

"Feel sorry for your sister for two minutes."

"Feel sorry for your sister for 10,000 minutes."

"I feel sorry for your sister for 10086 minutes."

……

"Toot, toot, toot......"

On the other end of the phone, Lin Chunhe had already hung up the phone angrily.

"Okay, can you four still do it, it's really a big deal to see the excitement, how can I record the confession of the police station after laughing to death."

Lin Jingming patted Su Hao's back as he spoke, Su Hao was already laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, I was really afraid that he would die soon.

"It is said that three women can be on one street, and you and your sister can be on one street."

Bai Weiyu finally stopped laughing, and didn't forget to quip.

"Mixed doubles, all four of us will be laughed to death by your brothers and sisters."

Zhao Wuya also calmed down and teased.

"I'm really looking forward to your sister's next call."

Xiao Nianyuan's face was still unsatisfied, and he couldn't wait for now, immediately, he immediately invited Lin Jingming's sister to have dinner together.

"If you are allowed to see my mother, it will be incredible, she is worth ten streets alone."

After Lin Jingming answered Lin Chunhe's call, he remembered that whenever his mother was free every day, she would talk to the old neighbors, the third aunt and the sixth mother-in-law, and had a headache.