"Uncle, what kind of bug is that?"

Sitting in a high-speed car, Momo asked curiously.

"A strange insect in the sea, specializing in sucking human blood, I don't know how to run to the beach."

Li Qingshan turned on the lie series mode again.

"Does it suck blood? I didn't even see its mouth. ”

It seems that Momo was not fooled by him this time.

"Did you see its tail?"

Li Qingshan continued to work hard.

"See, it looks similar to a crocodile's, but it's a lot smaller."

Momo was sure that he had a tail, so he waited to see what the uncle said next.

"It has suction cups on its tail that penetrate human skin, suck firmly on blood vessels, and suck blood in large gulps...... It's similar to leeches, but it's much more powerful than leeches. ”

Making up this kind of nonsense, Li Qingshan said that there was no pressure.

Anyway, the species that can't be found in any information, he can't say whatever he wants?

I want to expose his lies......

Hehe, one sentence is enough to check the evidence!

"So that's what it's called? Why can't I find it on the Internet? ”

Momo seems to be on a par with the bugs, and he won't stop until he asks for a clear understanding.

"It's called a soul sucking worm, and it's called a ghost worm abroad, usually attached to the carrion on the bottom of the sea, and attacks other creatures by surprise...... If you are not a scientist who specializes in insects, few people know about this kind of peculiar bug, how can you find it on the Internet? ”

In order to increase credibility, Li Qingshan said more and more details.

"Oh, I see."

After Momo finished speaking, she looked at her phone again, and after waiting for a while, she turned around and asked.

"Early Summer, is there anything else you want to ask?"

……

Stupid Momo!

You're selling your teammates again!

Yan Chuxia just didn't have time to digest someone's tirade, and as a result, he was betrayed by Momo.

"Xia Xia, if there is anything you want to ask next time, just ask directly, why do you still pass Momo? As if I was going to lie to you. ”

Li Qingshan is generous and treats everyone equally.

"That's it, such a good person as an uncle, there will definitely be answers to all questions."

As an uncle's diehard, of course Momo has to jump out to support.

Yan Chuxia rewarded each of them with a blank eye, not impartially, and also treated them equally.

In the end, I set my eyes on a certain bad uncle, he has to answer all questions, but you can't stop him from saying anything!

Half of those words are true, and that's pretty good!

His words......

Pick and listen!

Otherwise, he will be sold sooner or later!

Why did he rush to fill in the bunker? Why do dogs run away in a hurry?

Hurriedly took them away......

If it's really like what he said, it's because they're afraid that they'll be bitten by bugs, then it's called a ghost!

The bug is so weird that its bodily fluids can dissolve metal and break it in half to repair itself and regenerate itself......

Can it be a normal bug?

This kind of insect can make a sensation in the world, if it really exists, how can no one know about it, and can't find it?

It can be seen that the uncle must have lied, but why did he lie?

In addition to the mysterious origin of the insects, which cannot be said to people, Yan Chuxia couldn't think of a second reason.

But this time she didn't want to ask any more, this kind of weird thing was no more than anything else, he definitely wouldn't say it, not for the sake of grasping, but for ......

Protection!

Sometimes, knowing too much is not a good thing, and it is better to know nothing.

This is what her father has repeatedly instructed, Yan Chuxia remembers clearly, she shouldn't ask anything else about things that shouldn't be asked.

Because they left the beach in a hurry and didn't have enough fun, Li Qingshan took them to KTV again, singing, playing and making trouble, tossing and tossing for an afternoon before sending the two little girls home.

Mo Mo is clamoring to rent a house outside, where is Lao Mo willing, there are so many houses in his name, which one can't be lived, why spend money in vain?

So he "rented" a house very close to Tunghai University to Momo to experience life, and the rent was to go home for two days a month, accompany his lonely father, and kiss two.

If you dare to breach the contract and not pay, the house will be recovered, the card will be stopped, and the person will be imprisoned......

Momo is a person who has never had a concept of contracts, so just give her the house, as for the other terms, she is too lazy to read.

What if you can't do it? She didn't have time to think about that kind of boring thing.

Therefore, Ren Lao Mo's cunning design is perfect, and he can't stop Mo Mo from being arrogant, pampered, cute and invincible!

It seems to be a bit far away, let's talk about the house first, anyway, it's not a month yet, will the father and daughter fight later.

The house is a duplex, four bedrooms, two living rooms and two bathrooms, plus a study and a kitchen, more than 200 square meters, large balconies before and after, in a word, it is perfect and transparent!

It's a good thing someone didn't come up to take a look, otherwise they would have gone crazy with jealousy.

Now there are two little beauties living in the house, but Li Qingshan is not worried about their safety at all, except when he is with him, Momo has someone secretly protecting him, 24 hours a day!

When school starts, it is said that Chen Xiyan and Zou Xiaoai will also move in together, and there will be no need to worry about safety at that time.

So he relieved himself to put the two little girls into the elevator and left.

Don't dare to go up......

When I returned home, I washed it in vain, and the two little girls each had a bottle of juice, and they were lying on the sofa and watching TV without any image.

"In early summer, why didn't the uncle come up and sit?"

It's not the same as what is shown on TV, Momo is very strange.

When other men send girls home, don't they all try to get in and see if they are even deceived and deceived?

Why is Uncle so different?

Yan Chuxia held the juice bottle, put her feet on the coffee table, and kept scratching the table with her toes, thinking about how to answer her.

The truth is very simple, I am afraid that I will be forced to bed by her, and when the time comes, I will ......

Uncle will definitely hold his head and cry!

But how dare she say this?

Momo must have been bombed when he heard it, but the uncle was not there, and it wasn't she who was bombed miserably?

If you can't tell the truth, what should you think of?

"I guess it's inconvenient with a nostalgic."

An uncle with a son is good, he brings his own universal bag, and if he can't get by with anything, his son is the best excuse.

"I also like to miss it, what's inconvenient?"

Momo is very hospitable, one is also rushing, and two are also put, what's the difference?

"Hehe, the man went to the girl's house at night, but there was something to say. Generally, the girl does not object to him entering the door, which means that she is willing to stay with him for the night...... You get the idea, right? ”

After Yan Chuxia asked, she was actually quite apprehensive in her heart, she was afraid that Mo Mo would burst out with a sentence of "I don't understand", she didn't do this kind of thing.

"Ah, I see, I'll call my uncle right away...... My bed was huge! ”

As he spoke, Mo Mo turned over to find his mobile phone, and pointed his little ass at Yan Chuxia.

……

Reserved!

Girls need to be reserved!

You're always like this, what man can't scare away?

Wrong!

The only thing that can scare away is the uncle's weirdness!

Others......

Hopefully!

Sure enough, it's better to be an uncle, although sometimes it's a bit scum......

"Momo, you give me some peace."

kicked on Momo's pouting little buttocks, preventing her from finding a mobile phone to call her uncle.

Momo looked back at her dissatisfied.

"What are you doing in early summer, don't get in the way of me calling my uncle."

"You don't have to fight, it's useless to fight."

It's better to talk to Momo directly.

"Why?"

Momo's big eyes blinked, and he looked like I couldn't understand anything.

"Because the uncle is thinking about it, how can he get out of bed with you in front of his son?"

Why do you need to be reminded of such a simple question?

"We can close the door."

Mo Mo thinks that there are thousands of ways to not let Nian Nian see it, and if it doesn't work, what is the difficulty?

"Aren't you afraid of slamming the door? …… Momo, in front of a child, a father would not do that kind of thing. For example, Uncle Mo, will you know about him? ”

Knowing that Mo Mo was not afraid of slamming the door, Yan Chuxia hurriedly found other reasons, and even did not hesitate to drag Mo Lao Fox into the water.

The effect is obvious......

"He dares! If you're looking for a vixen, I'll pull his beard naked! ”

Momo jumped up and shouted viciously.

……

Ahem!

It's been a long time since I've seen Uncle Mo grow a beard......

"So, Nian Nian must think so."

"But I'm not a vixen......"

Momo felt very aggrieved, is there such a cute and cute vixen?

"Can't you drag your uncle to bed again when you're away? You've waited that long anyway...... Well, we're not bad for this night. ”

After the blow, it's time to coax, Yan Chuxia felt that he could experience the feeling of being a mother at the age of seventeen, thanks to Momo.

"Okay then, I'll talk about it next time...... Early summer, I have one more thing I want to ask you. ”

Momo suddenly became a little listless.

Yan Chuxia didn't want her to be in this state all the time, and she was easy to get nervous, so she hurriedly asked.

"What's the matter?"

"Just last time, I told my uncle that I had a stomachache, and he said let me drink more hot water; I told him again that I had a cold, and he told me to drink more hot water; Then I said my aunt was here, and it turned out to be ......."

Speaking of this, Momo's little mouth pouted.

"He also let you drink hot water?"

Yan Chuxia tried to guess.

"Drink hot water with brown sugar!"

Mo Mo told Yan Chuxia that this time was different, he added ingredients, did he want her to rely on this to replenish her blood?

"Haha!" Yan Chuxia held his stomach and smiled, "He thinks you're in confinement?" Also brown sugar water! Hahaha, I'm laughing to death! ”

Glancing at his gloating girlfriend, Momo's little mouth pouted higher......

"Another time I asked him, would you mind if his woman cheated? He said he didn't mind, but he would break the other person's third leg...... Anyway, there are many, many more, and I don't seem to hear the affectionate and sweet love words from his mouth...... Hot water is a panacea for him, and everything can be simple and rough...... In early summer, doesn't he like me? ”

After asking, Momo pointed to the TV and pouted.

"That's not how it is done on TV!"

……

Don't make a fuss!

That's an idol drama!

"Momo, those routines are full, the male protagonist comes with a full-level flirting skill, novels, basically written by women themselves, and filmed by themselves, they are actually teasing themselves ......"

Speaking of which, Yan Chuxia also pointed to TV.

"Just this film, from beginning to end, it's true."

"Which one?"

Momo's eyes widened.

"This story is pure fiction!"

……

If there are similarities......

You've met a scammer!

Fool!