Chapter 186: It's Delicious
"Hey, hey, hey"
Chen Fan couldn't help but laugh
"Laugh what a laugh! Play on your computer go! It's not all about you! After Qiao Yingzi saw Chen Fan gloating, she was angry.
"Hmm~"
Chen Fan only needs to pretend to be pitiful at this time.
"How do you talk to Xiao Fan? I don't want to play anymore, I don't want to play to make rolls! This is Song Qian's recent attitude.
"Mom~ He's a demon, I'm not!" Qiao Yingzi felt aggrieved.
"Aunt Song, in fact, playing Lego is very powerful, I can't play it." Chen Fan was tired, he couldn't stand the girl's grievances, and hurriedly relieved Qiao Yingzi.
Otherwise, Song Qian will leave in a while, just wait for Qiao Yingzi to ravage.
In fact, a weak little girl can't help it, and she can't do anything to him.
But it's uncomfortable!
The next day
Qiao Yingzi walked to Chen Fan's side with the math paper
"That, I won't know this question~~"
After speaking, he glanced at Song Qian cautiously.
You must know that since the last time she was caught by Song Qian, Qiao Yingzi has never come to Chen Fan again, after all, the relationship is too sensitive, and Song Qian's nerves are too sensitive.
And just now, Qiao Yingzi took the physics paper and asked Song Qian a question.
Qiao Yingzi was surprised that her mother actually said to ask Chen Fan!
So there is the current scene
"Which piece?" Chen Fan put down the computer and opened his eyes.
That's right, in order to prevent his eyes from hurting, Chen Fan programmed with his eyes closed.
"Here~ Why do you have so many fewer steps to solve than me? My process is so long, and the result is not right. "Qiao Yingzi is also very serious about the problem.
But she was also very happy to be able to ask Chen Fan questions.
Of course, you have to ignore Song Qian's line of words on her face full of "I'm watching, you two don't go overboard".
It didn't work before, but that learning software really convinced Song Qian.
But she had to watch, otherwise it wouldn't be under her nose, and she wouldn't worry.
"Well, this question contains three knowledge points...... Chen Fan explained.
"Hmm," Qiao Yingzi leaned closer and listened carefully.
A good aroma came from Qiao Yingzi.
"You put on perfume?" Chen Fan asked after finishing speaking.
"No~" Qiao Yingzi was stunned by the question.
Chen Fan: "Then why is it so fragrant?" ”
"I guess it's my body fragrance." Qiao Yingzi replied with a smile.
"Bullying me has little knowledge, according to scientific research, girls have no body fragrance, and generally girls with fragrance on their bodies are all ......" Chen Fan looked at Qiao Yingzi.
"What are they?" Qiao Yingzi was curious.
"It's all cosmetics pickled in the flavor! Hahaha" Chen Fan smiled happily.
"Poof~" Song Qian laughed when she heard it.
"You're pickled, your whole family is pickled!" Qiao Yingzi was so angry that she put her arms around Chen Fan's neck.
"Ahem, what are you going to do?" Song Qian's voice seemed to come from the Nine Heavens Hell.
Frightened, Qiao Yingzi immediately let go of Chen Fan
"Day by day I know how to play! Why do you want to ask a question? Song Qian warned.
"In addition, Yingzi, you are also the same as Xiao Fan, write in front of my eyes, don't ask in front of my eyes, don't call Xiao Fan to your house!" Song Qian set the rules.
"I know Aunt Song." Chen Fan had to be obedient at this time.
He knew that at this time in his mother-in-law's heart, the world was big and he had the greatest learning! He just has the ability to go to the Nine Heavens and the Sun Dragon, and he has to listen to Song Qian at this time.
Everything waits until the end of the college entrance examination
"Hmph~"
Qiao Yingzi snorted coquettishly, puffing out her mouth, expressing her dissatisfaction.
Song Qian directly ignored the good books
"Hmph~"
Seeing that Song Qian ignored herself, Qiao Yingzi raised her little foot and kicked Chen Fan, and then twisted it lightly on his waist.
Then Chen Fan also took the pen honestly
Complete the task given to him by Song Qian
Produce a test paper!
That's right, it's a test paper! Song Qian is worthy of being a gold medal physics teacher, she knows how to reverse her thinking, since it is difficult for you to do the questions, then it will take time to produce a test paper in turn.
It's not easy to produce a test paper, and it's not easy to get all the knowledge points tested!
Therefore, every question Chen Fan comes out of is very classic, covering countless knowledge points hidden in the questions.
You can't do it without using this knowledge!
This is the classic Tibetan question mode
It is also a commonly used mode for college entrance examination questions
The most important thing is that Chen Fan's questions and narration are all major events that happened today, or things that happened recently.
This is closer to the college entrance examination
After being discovered by Song Qian, she asked Chen Fan to give one subject a day to Qiao Yingzi.
Poor Qiao Yingzi is taking the college entrance examination every day.
Song Qian was reading a book on the sofa, and looked up at the two from time to time to prevent the two from flirting.
"Aunt Song, do you have something on your mind?" Chen Fan was looked at.
Came up with a solution
"No, what's wrong?" Song Qian was asked.
"You must have, are you unhappy at work? Just now, you looked up at the sky every 23 seconds, and after 25 seconds, you would look at me or Yingzi! Chen Fan's data can be accurate to two decimal places, but he is afraid of scaring Song Qian.
"How do you know I'm looking at you?" What Song Qian means is that you don't look at me, how do you know that I look at you?
The old rivers and lakes want to play tricks
"In fact, every action of a person is accompanied by a biological current emanation, which is very small, and this current will affect the light and the change of light and shadow, and this kind of other person's current will also affect the alertness of another person! In my perception and subconscious, there is alertness, so every time Aunt Song, you look up at me, not at a book. ”
I'll go, cow pi
Qiao Yingzi looked at Chen Fan with little stars in her eyes.
"Ahem, ahem, mom~ Xiaofan is right, a person who keeps staring at you, you will feel it." Qiao Yingzi rarely rose, so she naturally bullied her mother.
"You're everywhere!" Song Qian is worried that there are no steps.
"No, Mom~ Why are you talking about me!" Qiao Yingzi is unbalanced.
"People get a perfect score every time, and the speed is more than twice as fast as you!" Song Qian's reason is very powerful.
It was so powerful that Chen Fan didn't want to refute it at all.
Speechless!
"Hmph~ It's all your fault!" Qiao Yingzi kicked Chen Fan a little.
All right
Chen Fan has to bear it
But I still have to remind Song Qian
Take advantage of Qiao Yingzi to go to the toilet
Chen Fan said to Song Qian: "Aunt Song, you can't force Yingzi too much, Yingzi is already very good, boys are not as good as her, sometimes they are too urgent, it will have the opposite effect, there are many high school bullies who jump off the building with depression because of family pressure!" ”
"I know~" Song Qian nodded.
Then he hit Chen Fan
"Spoil her! I see what to do after spoiling you! Song Qian glanced at Chen Fan.
Then explained: "Auntie is from the past, our mother and mother are helpless, Yingzi is not self-reliant, what should I do when I enter the society in the future?" ”
"Auntie, isn't there still Qiao ......" Seeing that Qiao Weidong and Song Qian's eyes were wrong, Chen Fan immediately changed his words, "Isn't there still me?" This learning software uses Yingzi's contemporary spokesperson, just to give her a profit share, besides, I will also support the two of you. ”
"It's like a human saying!" Song Qian rubbed Chen Fan's head and said.
Then the conversation changed
"And stay away from that Qiao Weidong in the future, he's not a good thing!"
Chen Fan nodded hurriedly
Song Qian was injured too hard by Qiao Weidong!